Chapter 604 Yellow mud falling into the crotch is either shit or shit
Chapter 604: Yellow mud falls into the crotch, it’s either shit or shit
Because Yun Mo was thinking about planting flowers and plants in space, she didn't respond for a while, causing Xiao Ke to turn his head and look at her.
"Why, are you scared by what I said? You didn't expect a pot of flowers to be so valuable, right?"
"It's quite valuable."
Yun Mo pretended not to hear the sarcasm hidden in the other party's words.
After staring at Yun Mo's bright face for a while, Xiao Ke suddenly told the servant who was looking after the two pots of orchids: "I'm a little thirsty. Go and bring me a glass of juice."
"Let me go. What juice would you like to drink, Sister Coco?"
The servant's duty was to take care of the two pots of orchids, not to serve the guests. Yun Mo spoke up to help the servant, but Xiao Ke didn't appreciate it.
"Shao Mo, you can just leave things like serving tea and water to the servants. You, the eldest daughter of the Shao family, do the servants' work, but you let the servants accompany me here to enjoy the flowers. Is it master or servant?"
Damn it, people will laugh at you if you spread the word."
"Sister Coco is right."
Yun Mo smiled slightly, turned around and called to the servant who was passing by the door, "Bring Miss Xiao a glass of juice. Sister Coco, you haven't said what kind of juice you want to drink. There are watermelon juice, peach juice, grape juice and pomegranate juice."
, they are all freshly squeezed. If you don’t like something too sweet, there are also lemon juice and cucumber juice for beauty.”
"casual."
"Then bring Miss Xiao lemon juice."
After ordering the servants, Yun Mo turned to Xiao Xiaoxia and said with a smile: "I don't know Sister Coco's taste, so I chose lemon juice. But Sister Coco, don't worry, honey is added to the lemon juice, so it won't taste very sour."
After saying that, before Xiao Ke could speak, Yun Mo said with a smile: "In addition to these two pots, there are other varieties of orchids in other places. Sister Ke Ke, let me take you over to see them."
Xiao Ke was dissatisfied with her taking the initiative and spoke unkindly, "Is there anything better than these two pots?"
"Even if it is the same variety of orchid, the branches and leaves will grow differently, and the flower patterns they bloom will also be different. I can only say that each has its own merits. Sister Coco will know it after seeing it with her own eyes."
Although Yun Mo didn't know Xiao Ke's inner thoughts, the other party who wanted to send away the servant who was guarding Orchid had no good intentions, so it would be better to get rid of him.
But Xiao Ke was not what she wanted. He even whispered in her ear and threatened at a volume that only two people could hear: "If I knock over these two pots of orchids, do you think Mrs. Shao will trouble you or me?"
trouble?"
"What?! Are you having a stomachache or diarrhea?"
Yun Mo's volume was specially turned up, causing not only the servant who was guarding the orchids to look at the two of them in shock, but also the guests outside the door to look at them in surprise.
While Yun Mo was bringing Xiao Ke in to view two pots of orchids, two or three groups of guests came to the yard.
Xiao Ke didn't expect Yun Mo to act out of common sense, and was stunned for a long time, unable to recover.
And Yun Mo didn't give her a chance to come to her senses, so he pulled her and hurriedly walked out.
"Oh, Sister Keke, why didn't you tell me earlier that you were not feeling well? Everyone has three emergencies. There is nothing to be embarrassed to say. Quick, I will take you to the bathroom first, and then I will get you a set of clean clothes to change..."
By the time Xiao Ke came to his senses, Yun Mo had already pulled him out of the hall.
All the people in the courtyard looked at her with very strange eyes, and some even quietly covered their mouths and noses with disgust on their expressions.
Xiao Ke's face instantly turned blood red.
Just as she was about to open her mouth to argue, Yun Mo copied her previous behavior and whispered a warning (warning) in her ear: "Sister Coco, if I were you I would remain silent. You don't want to take off your pants in public to prove your innocence.
,Right?"
Xiao Ke: "..."
This is called yellow mud falling into the crotch, it is either feces or feces.
In the bathroom, Yun Mo couldn't help but smile when she looked at Xiao Ke, who was full of anger and wanted to eat someone.
Seeing her smile, the anger in Xiao Ke's heart immediately reached its peak.
"I won't just let this matter go. When Mrs. Shao finds out that you dare to tease me like this, I'll see how you end it!"
Yun Mo pretended to be surprised, "Sister Coco, it's just a joke. There's no need to make such a fuss in front of the elders, right?"
Xiao Ke was so angry that he almost broke his teeth, "You've caused me such a huge embarrassment, and you want to expose it with just a joke? I'm dreaming!"
"But it was Sister Keke who made a joke on me first. You said you were going to push two pots of orchids to the ground. Aren't you kidding me?"
Xiao Ke sneered, "Besides you, did anyone else hear what I said about pushing two pots of orchids to the ground? I will refuse to admit it, what can you do to me?"
Yun Mo tilted her head and chuckled, slowly raised her left hand and spread it out, revealing a pen in her palm.
Under Xiao Ke's confused gaze, Yun Mo pressed the cap of the pen, and what Xiao Ke had just said suddenly sounded in the bathroom.
Xiao Ke stared at Yun Mo in disbelief, "You actually recorded secretly!?"
Yun Mo shrugged helplessly, "I can't help it. I have no grievances with you, but you are inexplicably hostile to me. Of course I have to be careful. But Sister Keke, don't worry, unless it is absolutely necessary, the content in the recorder is not
There will be a third person who knows."
Ten minutes later, as soon as Yun Mo and Xiao Key returned to the courtyard, countless pairs of concerned and strange eyes suddenly appeared around them.
Mrs. Xiao stepped forward with concern on her face, "Keke, how are you? Are you okay?"
Xiao Ke shook his head quickly, "I'm fine."
"Then what, why didn't you change your clothes? Didn't you say, cough, did you soil your pants?"
Poof!
I don't know who made the laughter, and Xiao Ke's face immediately turned red and almost burned.
Yun Mo said quickly, "I was the one joking with everyone. Sister Keke didn't have a stomachache. Really, it's my fault. I shouldn't have made such a joke. Sister Keke, I'm sorry. I apologize to you.
I will definitely stop joking from now on."
Yun Mo's explanation was not only unconvincing, but more like an attempt to cover up Xiao Ke's embarrassment.
Xiao Ke felt ashamed and angry and ran away angrily.
Mrs. Xiao was confused and worried, "What happened to this child today? No, I have to go and see..."
"Let Xiaoya go, Xiaoya, you go and talk to Xiaoke."
Shao Ya nodded in agreement, and when she turned around, she couldn't help but glance at Yun Mo.
Shao Ya has a good relationship with Xiao Ke, has a calm temperament, and always handles things appropriately, so Mrs. Xiao has nothing to worry about.
The incident with Xiao Ke did not affect the flower viewing party. Mrs. Shao continued to lead Yun Mo to introduce the lady who came to the party.
After a circle of people recognized him, Yun Mo received a lot of greeting gifts.
Shao Ya caught up with Xiao Ke soon after leaving the guest courtyard, and the two went to the tower in the west courtyard to talk.
"Xiao Ke, what's going on? Why did you and Shao Mo get into a fight?"
"Shao Mo is so bad and evil..."
Xiao Ke angrily told Shao Ya everything Yun Mo had done, and he was so angry that tears fell down while he was talking.