Father Xuan took one look at this weird-looking van and was about to laugh out loud.
A zombie came from a distance and was knocked to the ground by the ice shooter in the van.
The laughter that was about to burst out of his mouth was swallowed back, causing his face to turn black.
"Dad, you look so bad, why don't you take a rest? I just learned to drive."
Father Xuan waved his hand to indicate that he was fine.
There’s not much to say, this guy has a lot of tricks up his sleeve!
According to the four people's previous plan, Ye Xuan drove the van to the rear, and Xuan's father led the way, trying to leave the city as quickly as possible.
Ye Xuan was sitting alone in his car, while the other three were sitting in Xuanfu's car.
Xuan Jie said that she had not seen her father for a long time, so she wanted to have a good chat with him. Wang Jing said that she and her best friend would never be separated, so she also went up together.
Well, it has nothing to do with bumper cars. After all, who doesn’t like bumper cars?
The three of them were startled when they first entered the street. They saw that the street was full of zombies. When they saw a car coming, they climbed up one by one.
Xuan Jie threw a few cherry bombs according to the original plan, directly blasting a way out.
Ye Xuan followed, looking at the hundreds of zombies following the car, and said that this was just a piece of cake.
"Zombies don't move as fast as vehicles. As long as they aren't surrounded at first, there will be no problem."
There was no signal on the mobile phone, so Ye Xuan dug out two walkie-talkies to use as communication tools.
"Is it okay to eat these cherries? I've eaten a few before."
“Guaranteed no problem! And more delicious.”
"Where did you get all these weird things?"
"This is just a small part of it."
Xuanjie couldn't help but interrupt.
"Dad, don't these things look familiar to you?"
"It seems a bit..."
Xuanjie knows that her father doesn’t like to play games very much, so it’s normal that he can’t recognize these things... Let’s give him a game later!
Just as the two cars were driving out of the city, a BMW drove from an alley onto the main road, bringing a bunch of zombies with it.
The BMW owner's eyes lit up when he saw two cars driving one behind the other. He immediately turned away from the side and inserted himself directly into the middle of the cars.
Because it was too sudden, Ye Xuan was almost knocked over. Fortunately, Ye Xuan was very skilled and survived.
The BMW inserted itself between the two cars and shouted at the two of them:
"Brothers, let's go together! More people means more care."
At this time, the BMW owner was in a good position. Xuanfu was knocking away the zombies in front, and Ye Xuan was resisting the zombies behind him. Basically, he would not face any danger directly.
...except Ye Xuan.
Ye Xuan's eyes suddenly sparkled, another tool man was here!
The other party almost knocked me over just now. According to the theory of repaying kindness with kindness, I should treat him well.
Okay, it’s decided, you are my new employee!
Of course, Ye Xuan is a person who understands respect. Before he treats others as tools... he will always ask new employees what they think before.
"Okay! Are you going to open the way or stay behind?"
"That's it for now! I'll wait until the car in front runs out of gas, and then I'll move to the rear."
"No, how can I let my brother take the throne?"
Ye Xuan felt that he must show his loyalty at this moment. If he is a brother, he should take the initiative to take the throne!
Ye Xuan signaled Xuanfu to slow down the car and give up his position.
The BMW owner also lowered his speed to avoid becoming the first car.
"No, brother, this is boring for you. Let's do this! Whatever you want, as long as you say it, I will definitely do it for you!"
Ye Xuan looked at the BMW owner and knew that he was willing to become his employee.
After all, who else but the employees can fulfill such harsh conditions!
"Okay! Then go ahead and clear the way!"
"Don't you fucking understand what people say! If you dare to b*tch again, you will die from labor and management, believe it or not!"
At this time Xuan's father drove the car to another road, and Ye Xuan started to step on the accelerator.
Just like he said, just drive! Just look in one direction and hit the accelerator hard.
After a while of shaking, the BMW was successfully exploded*.
From the loud shouts of the car owner, Ye Xuan heard the enthusiasm and hope, and he knew that his new employee was full of energy at this time.
"Okay! Please introduce yourself first! See if you are a good fit. If so, I will accept you as a new employee."
"Oh my god, if you talk nonsense again, are you a lunatic? Labor and management will definitely kill you!"
Although the BMW owner shouted happily, he still had no intention of slowing down. After all, there were zombies outside now. As soon as he stopped, hundreds of zombies would surround him and eat him.
In this situation, he couldn't help but act on his own initiative. Although he still wanted to make some small moves, he failed one by one due to Ye Xuan's counterattack.
Gradually, the three cars arrived at the suburbs together. There were no zombies in front of them, but there was a large group behind them.
Ye Xuan made another request to his new employees.
"Okay, now it's your turn. As long as you complete this mission well, you can become my official employee."
Naturally, the BMW owner refused. He cursed angrily and increased his speed.
"F*ck you, you lunatic."
"Although you like to scold the boss, as the boss, I don't intend to argue with you. Hurry up and go to the rear!"
A blue ice ball hit the owner of the BMW, bang! The other person's whole body flashed with blue light.
The roars kept coming, and Ye Xuan and others surpassed each other without any hesitation.
Xuan's father looked back. He had watched the whole process of the BMW owner being cheated. He had no objection to Ye Xuan's behavior, but he still had to say what needed to be said.
"This kind of man must be careful. Forget it, dad will always support you."
Xuan Jie:……
Just when Xuan Jie and his father were explaining Ye Xuan's relationship, Ye Xuan in front suddenly stopped the car.
A car was stuck in the middle of the road, and four zombies were surrounding the car.
One of the windows had been smashed by the zombie. It put its whole hand into the hole and kept grabbing it, causing screams to come from inside the car.
Ye Xuan picked up the shovel at hand and blew off the heads of the zombies on the roadside one by one, helping the car get rid of the danger.
Xuanfu looked at these behaviors and felt that he was a very contradictory person.
"This guy was cheating people before, and now he's saving people again. What a strange guy!"
Xuan Jie thought about what Ye Xuan had done in the past two days.
Using living people as bait, talking nonsense, and liking to kill zombies are very difficult for normal people to do. No, it should be said that normal people do not have this kind of thinking.
But Xuan Jie still had different ideas.
"Maybe he is a very gentle person!"
Father Xuan looked at the dimples on his daughter's face and subconsciously retorted:
"Maybe there was a beautiful woman in front of him, so he came to save people. You must be careful with this kind of playboy! Don't let him be deceived."
At this time, a beautiful woman got out of the car and kept expressing her gratitude to Ye Xuan.
The woman dyed her hair red and wore close-fitting clothes to perfectly show off her figure.
There were tears in her eyes, and she kept saying something. She was getting closer and closer to Ye Xuan, and she almost hugged him.
Xuan's father looked at his daughter's face getting darker and darker, and thought to himself, "It doesn't matter."
"That woman is so beautiful, she must be very good at deceiving others. Let's go over and warn her, so that the boy won't be fooled."
The three of them moved closer and felt that the woman in front of them looked familiar.
Suddenly Wang Jing said:
"Does this look like that actress who is very popular recently? Is that the 18th-tier actor Zhao Yiren who became popular because of the scandal?"
When she said this, everyone present thought about it.
Zhao Yiren knew that this matter was disgraceful, so with tears in her eyes, she sobbed twice and said:
"It's all fake! It's all just hype. In fact, I don't want this either."
Hearing this, Xuan Jie and the other three nodded collectively and started to eat the melon seeds.
Only Ye Xuan looked confused, looking at their understanding expressions, and asked blankly:
"What the hell? What are you talking about?"
Everyone present looked at him as if they were looking at aliens.
Father Xuan glanced at him, "Even me, an old comrade in my forties, knows about this big melon, but you don't know about it."
"Young people, you should pay more attention to current affairs!"
Zhao Yiren's eyes lit up when she looked at Xuanfu, this uncle might be their boss.
It's not that I look down on Ye Xuan, it's mainly that the difference in temperament between these two men is too big when they stand together.
One is like a murderous maniac, and the other... In short, no matter who is standing next to the murderous maniac, he is the boss.
The most important thing is that in his 40s, he still has two beauties by his side. Who would believe that he is not the boss?
Zhao Yiren looked at Xuanfu with tears in her eyes, showing her weak side. She believed that with her good looks, this old pervert would never be able to resist her charm.
As long as I get him, I can join this team. With my methods, it will not be easy to control this team!
When the time comes, it will be better to have four scapegoats than to survive alone in the apocalypse.
Thinking of this, the expression on Zhao Yiren's face became even more vivid.
Father Xuan subconsciously raised his head when the beautiful woman looked at her like this.
"Xiao Xuan! What's going on?"
Ye Xuan told his previous events exactly as they were.
"I don't have enough gas, so I want to get some gas from her." He added: "Anyway, her car broke down."
Everyone nodded in unison, this is the truth.
With an aggrieved expression on his face, Ye Xuan said loudly: "And she wants to follow us, and I am rejecting this unreasonable request."
"Do you think this is reasonable? I just want some gas, but she actually wants to get in my car!"
Everyone then nodded and decided to let him go and play with zombies.
Zhao Yiren didn't pay attention to his accusation. He was just a kid who didn't understand anything. It was normal for him not to understand my charm. As long as I captured this old man's heart, I wouldn't let me do whatever I wanted!
Father Xuan looked at the pitiful beauty in front of him, and then at the elegant and close-fitting long skirt on her body, with the white and black spots inadvertently exposed, and subconsciously bent down.
Well, it hurts a little.
Just when he was about to agree, Ye Xuan came over and said "femme woman" to him.
Father Xuan returned a look of disdain and sneered silently, "How can I tell if I am a snake or a scorpion? Do you think I have been living in vain for more than 40 years?"
Just now...just now it was just a subconscious reaction!
Not long after, Zhao Yiren stared blankly at the two straight men in front of her. She no longer cared about her demeanor and directly stopped them.
"Why? Tell me why?"
Ye Xuan looked at the crazy woman in front of him and handed her a blank piece of paper.
"If you want to join our team, please fill out the team application and we will respond after a unanimous vote."
"As long as two-thirds of the people agree and the remaining team members do not express any objection, you can become one of us."
Zhao Yiren looked at the cars going away, her inner excitement beyond words, and even the white paper in her hand was trembling.
Suddenly a car stopped beside her and slowly lowered the window.
"Hi! Beauty, you look like you could use a little help!"
The beauty looked at the scratched BMW in front of her and regained her previous tenderness and pity.
"Today's humiliation, I will definitely take revenge in the future!"
Since there were few zombies on the road, everyone decided to hand over the vehicle to two girls to practice.
Well, Xuan Jie and Ye Xuan are in a group, and the remaining two are in a group.
Three people in this group agreed, so the opinion of the remaining person is not important.
Xuan Jie felt very curious as she watched Ye Xuan write and draw in the notebook, as if no matter what this person did, he could attract her attention.
"What's this?"
Ye Xuanwen pointed to the words in the notebook and introduced them one by one:
"These are all the people I have offended. I recorded them to increase my vigilance."
Ye Xuan pointed to the two simple drawing images on the notebook.
"This is the BMW owner, this is the beauty from before."
Xuan Jie had only met Zhao Yiren, but felt that her characteristics could be drawn with just a few simple strokes.
"Why don't you get rid of them completely? If it were you, you should be able to do it, right?"
"I'm not a perverted murderer. How can I kill people randomly?"
"Oh ho~ I thought you were going to say - they are your employees."
"He's an employee, but it's just not convenient to take him back to work now."
Xuan Jie nodded, remembering that this was the person he had offended, but what about the people who had offended him?
"What about the people who have offended you?"
"I will forgive them and let them be my employees. So there is also a list of employees."
Xuan Jie raised her eyebrows and asked curiously:
"what about me?"
"You are teammates and partners!"
Xuan Jie killed a zombie, then felt something was wrong with her hand, so she fell back again.
The other car is much more normal. When it encounters an obstacle, it will usually choose to avoid it.
"So why don't you bring that beauty with you? It's good to have a beauty to entertain your eyes!"
Ye Xuan told her his reasons.
"There is a man's coat in the car, where is that man?"
"Although the truth may not be what I see, I don't want to take risks, especially the lives of my companions."
Just when the two were chatting happily, a burst of gunfire reached their ears.
Ye Xuan picked up the walkie-talkie and reminded his companions to be careful.
"Want to avoid it?"
"No, let's take a look from a distance."
"You want to go up and help? But the opponent can't be killed even if he has a gun, so it's useless for you to go up there!"
"Some problems can't be solved with guns."
Ye Xuan listened to the dense gunfire in the distance and judged that there were at least dozens of people shooting at the same time in the distance.
In a deserted place, there are actually zombies that can fight back and forth with a well-equipped team.
He immediately judged that the other party was in trouble.
…………
On the road, hundreds of soldiers were constantly attacking the incoming zombies.
Zombie rats, zombie chickens, zombie cats, etc. These zombie-type animals are constantly attacking.
The dense sea of zombies and the metal storm are constantly confronting each other.
Although there are thousands of zombies in front of them, for well-equipped soldiers, it is just a piece of cake.
What really troubles them is the elusive humanoid zombie. It possesses extremely powerful abilities and can make people fall into coma with just one glance.
What's even more troublesome is that this zombie will drive other zombies to attack.
The zombies that were supposed to be eliminated quickly became more and more numerous under its leadership.
"That zombie is here again..."
I saw a humanoid zombie holding a piece of fresh meat. Although it looked at the piece of fresh meat greedily, it still did not eat it directly.
For zombies, fresh meat is like poison. The reason why this zombie is able to restrain its desires is because there is something better ahead.
Behind it was a group of zombies attracted by the fresh meat. After being attracted here by the fresh meat, this group of zombies found more food.
This prompted them to join the attacking team.
The humanoid zombie looked at the steel troops in front of him, thinking about how many rounds it would take before he could completely defeat them.
...The food in the distance seemed to have discovered it and tried to attack, so the humanoid zombie showed a ferocious smile to them, and then hid behind the stone.
Suddenly, its sensitive nose suddenly picked up the aroma of food, which came from another place.
It subconsciously looked over there.
food!
Four fresh foods!
Fresh food without any precautions!
…………
Ye Xuan looked at the battle site through the telescope, carefully observing both the zombies and humans.
"It's strange, can these few zombies stop this elite force?"
Xuan Jie and the other three also looked over there with binoculars.
"There are so many zombies, how many are there?"
"There are probably thousands of them, but to me it's just a piece of cake. There's no reason they can't solve them."
"You're talking about relying on your pile of mushrooms! What's so arrogant about relying on external things."
Father Xuan interrupted Ye Xuan's pretense and expressed his disdain for such behavior of relying on external objects to pretend.
"Ah, it's possible without plants, but it requires terrain and equipment."
The three of them looked at the plants that kept appearing in front of them. In just a few minutes, the place turned into a sea of plants.
"...Then why do you grow plants?"
"This is the most convenient way."
"Sunshine:21060"
It seems that the lovely sunflowers are still at work.
Pea shooter, ice shooter, piranha, small spray mushroom...
As soon as it cools down, plant it. After consuming a lot of sunlight, the plant lineup will gradually become luxurious.
"Okay, which one of you has masochistic tendencies?"
"...Who would abuse themselves without any trouble!"
Ye Xuan nodded, quietly disinfected the knife, and then swung the knife.
Blood dripped on the ground, splattering with blood.
"Ah~"
Wang Jing shouted loudly.
Ye Xuan rolled his eyes, "I'm going to cut myself, what's your name?"
Wang Jing turned her face away in embarrassment. The knife just hurt when she looked at it. Isn't this trying to help you?
Xuan Jie was thoughtful.
"Is this to attract zombies?"
"There is no bait, so we have to do this. The most important thing is to cut at the right place, and the wound needs to be treated afterwards to prevent the zombie virus from being infected from the wound."
Xuan's father pulled his daughter aside to prevent this boy from leading his good daughter.
"With me here, my daughter doesn't have to harm herself!"
"Yeah, actually, the bait can be used without harming itself. I just want to increase the range."
After a while, the pile of zombies began to be attracted by the smell of blood and gradually became chaotic.
The zombies inside are still unwavering. After all, they are closest to Rourou and closest to death.
And the zombies on the periphery began to gradually come here.
Ye Xuan was suddenly dazzled, and in a blink of an eye, he arrived at a small farmyard.
"What's going on? It's impossible to have spatial abilities now. Is it an hallucination? Or a visual change?"
Suddenly, a zombie appeared outside the courtyard. The zombie directly broke through the courtyard door and rushed towards Ye Xuan.
He tripped the zombie to the ground and then pressed it tightly from behind.
Feeling the struggling zombie under his feet, Ye Xuan kept staring at it, hoping to see something?
Visual changes are not a panacea. As long as you observe carefully, you can always find flaws.
Suddenly the zombie under him disappeared, and a zombie exactly like before came from outside the door.
"Is this feeling...an illusion?"
Ye Xuan subdued the zombie again, used it as a stool, and sat on the zombie to think for a while.
In the third round, Ye Xuan took a picture of a piranha.
"Big Mouth Flower"
"Sunshine:150"
"Self-introduction: My agent thinks I should become a mukbang, but I prefer eating at buffets."
The big-mouthed flower is very strong. It can be swallowed in seconds, and it can still cause damage even if it cannot be dropped in seconds.
Ye Xuan gave it an order to only eat zombies, and the zombie was devoured as soon as it ran in front of him.
Looking at the little foot that was constantly struggling, Ye Xuan knew that this was just an animation effect. When the zombie was swallowed, it had already been killed.
There was a commotion in the farmyard in front of him, and then Ye Xuan opened his eyes.
When I looked up, I saw Xuanfu's big, unshaven face.
"You're awake!"
"Shh, don't make a sound, let me slow down, this is a bit exciting!"
Even if there is no beautiful girl's knee pillow, why do you see a man when you open your eyes?
…
In the jungle, the humanoid zombie took out a photo from his arms. Although it didn't know what it was, it subconsciously kept the photo.
The photo showed a small farmyard. A couple and a child were standing at the door. The couple showed a simple smile, while the child raised two scissor hands, revealing a missing front tooth.
Smile.
"Ho~ho~ho~"
In its spiritual world, as the big-mouthed flower gnaws away bite after bite, the whole world is gradually collapsing.
After the entire world disappeared, the zombies also gradually disappeared, leaving only a gold coin bag in place.