Chapter Sixteen I'm Not Interested in Kidnapping People
Laxative, a magical poison that can cause both physical and mental harm.
If you are lucky, you can also cause psychological damage to the group.
Although the two of them hadn't eaten anything in the past two days, their pants still had patches of yellowish-brown color under the powerful effects of laxatives.
But even so, the passionate duo didn't have any idea of dealing with it.
Since you can't resist, we will disgust you to death!
Ye Xuan said it didn't matter, it was something worthy of reward for his employees to work despite being sick!
After finishing their journey to the laxative room, they rushed towards a building materials storage warehouse.
Well, walk there by foot.
Ye Xuan would not let his car smell like shit, even if it was just a van.
Ye Xuan held a shovel and kept encouraging his employees.
"Come on! You two, it depends on you when we can take a break today!"
"Don't worry! I'm here to protect you, no one can get close to you!"
"Fill this car and let's go back. Hey! No need for wood. How can wood be as strong as steel?"
With the boss's supervision and encouragement, the two of them have always been very efficient. Even having diarrhea can't stop them from loving their work.
According to Ye Xuan, it's just diarrhea! There are people of your own around, so there's nothing to be shy about.
The sky has turned slightly dark, and Ye Xuan no longer intends to continue working. This is a habit he has retained in the past few years.
Of course, this does not mean that employees can also take a break. After all, the original agreement was to work 16 hours a day.
Nothing to do?
As a qualified capitalist, you can never run out of things to do.
After two hours of moving zombie corpses and two hours of cleaning the yard, Ye Xuan finally decided to let them go home.
"Come on, come on, you two, come and listen to the boss speak."
Ye Xuan called the tired two people to his side, gave the boss some pleasure, and casually gave a speech for half an hour.
The whole story is about love and peace, humans and zombies.
"... Today's work is over. Come to my house at six o'clock tomorrow morning to gather. Dismiss now!"
The two of them looked at the dark streets and felt unrealistic for a while.
"Let's go to Qingshui Town!"
"Ah! But we still have to go to work tomorrow?"
"What the hell, labor and management must kill this bastard!"
After Huang Wen followed his boss for a while, he turned back when he saw him.
"Brother, are we staying here to go to work?"
"Go to work, go to work, is work the only thing on your mind? I want to get my car back!"
Ye Xuan had some expectations that the passionate duo wanted to leave, but currently there was no suitable way to relocate them, so he had no choice but to let them go.
As for killing him, I had thought about it before, but Ye Dashan was kind-hearted and didn't want to see blood, so I let it go.
But he never expected that these two people would actually want to attack his car, which was a heinous crime!
In the middle of the night, two black figures quietly approached the van and used their car keys to drive away.
It's a pity that what they didn't know was that ever since Ye Xuan bought the car, he had insured it in his own way.
Only two muffled sounds were heard, and the two men leaning on each other left tremblingly.
Ye Xuan got out of the warm bed. Through the window, he could only see the back figures of the two 'thieves' leaving.
The speed seems to be faster than I expected. Is there only one person who was frozen?
Hey hey hey, I hope you two have a safe journey!
At this time, there was a knock on the door. Ye Xuan looked at the dim room and remembered a few key words.
Late at night, in a small dark room, the landlord and the tenant are alone...
Hiss, as a great mage of the new era, how can I have such dirty thoughts!
But as a young man with good moral character, how could I let people stand at the door late at night and get cold!
Open the door and let me educate this bad boy who stays up late at night and makes noisy noises.
Father Xuan watched Ye Xuan's face turn from red to dark.
"Why do you look so disappointed?"
"Because an elderly man stayed up late at night, came to the young man's room, disturbed others' rest, and ruined the reputation of the handsome young man."
The elderly man broke into the room regardless of Ye Xuan's obstruction.
"Hurry up and stop being silly. I have something to tell you."
"As the only ability user here, I would like to talk to you about the use of abilities."
A shameless young man rolled his eyes and asked for help.
"Come on! Uncle, I'm ready."
Father Xuan thought for a moment and then asked:
"Well, you see, my fireball was strong during the day! But I couldn't use it afterwards. I just want to ask, do you have any tips to keep your ability stable?"
Ye Xuan recalled all the abnormalities when he faced his "childhood sweetheart".
"Ability and ability are also different. I think your ability will become more powerful when you are in a relationship or something like that. Maybe you can try joining a mysterious organization."
After hearing these words, Father Xuan couldn't help but condense a fireball and said faintly:
"Are you serious?"
"Ahem, let's change the topic. I'll talk about how I enhanced my abilities."
Xuanfu extinguished the fireball and returned the room to darkness.
"Well, besides, I wouldn't envy my childhood sweetheart or anything like that."
Ye Xuan nodded, Qingmei was defeated by the sky.
"One, work hard to exercise your body, and two, exercise your abilities regularly. It won't be long before you can catch up with me."
Another option is to inject genetic medicine, but genetic medicine has not yet appeared, so it is useless to talk about it.
Xuanfu showed off the fireball in his hand again.
"We are almost the same, what do you mean by catching up with you?"
Ye Xuan motioned to him to keep the fireball, saying that he wanted to test it.
"Is this already the maximum?"
"..."
"It's quite hot!"
"..."
“It’s quite durable!”
"..."
"So many tricks!"
"..."
"Can't you hold it anymore?"
"..."
"Is this the smallest look?"
"..."
"alright."
Ye Xuan looked at Xuanfu who was so tired that he was lying on the ground, and wrote down all the information he had recorded.
"The power is average, but the controllability is strong and the consumption is low. It is recommended to continue to enhance the controllability."
Later, Ye Xuan, who was feeling hot all over because of the fire, shook the water glass that had been dried long ago and planned to find some water to drink first.
As soon as he walked out of the door, he saw an excited Wang Jing in the corridor, whose face was full of curiosity.
When Wang Jing saw Ye Xuan, she immediately defended herself:
"I didn't eavesdrop, I was just passing by."
"It's okay. It's not a big deal. It doesn't matter if I tell you."
Wang Jing immediately came over.
"Really? Tell me in detail!"
Seeing the other party suddenly become excited, Ye Xuan showed a devilish smile on his face.
"But it's too late, I'm going to bed."
Ye Xuan held her head down and directly rejected the other party's idea of asking for gossip.
Wang Jing looked at the unfinished figure from behind and entered Xuan Jie's small room with a disappointed look on her face. Suddenly, there were bursts of exclamations in the room.
In the early morning, Wang Jing was whispering to Xing Yishan.
"I'm only telling you, don't tell anyone else."
"Yeah, don't worry!"
…………
In the early morning, Xuanfu felt that there was a pressure always wrapping around him.
He opened his eyes and looked around, only to find that he was wrapped into a flower roll, with no gaps from beginning to end. Xuanfu squirmed a few times before he was freed from the shackles of the flower roll.
This reminded him of the scene when he woke up and found that his hands were tied to the bed with ropes and the whole room was blocked.
Needless to say, he knew who was responsible for this masterpiece.
"Does this guy have any special hobbies??"
…………
Xing Yishan found Ye Xuan and said awkwardly:
"I heard that I have to pay a one-time rent to live here?"
This girl is so sensible and knows that there is no free lunch in the world.
Ye Xuan smiled and saw the other party immediately running back a few meters.
Ye Xuan:???
"Huh? It's okay to pay monthly. I'm not strict."
"Does everyone want it? Can you let my sister go?"
Ye Xuan felt that there was some ambiguity in this sentence. Let it go? It should be exempted.
"Well, the little one is so cute, even if she is a mascot, she won't be asked to pay rent."
Xing Yishan gritted her teeth and closed her eyes.
"Okay, come on!"
Ye Xuan looked at the other party's heroic sacrifice and felt something was getting more and more wrong.
And I didn’t even ask for it, so how do you know what I want you to do?
"Well, let me tell you our requirements."
"Being our teammate requires certain abilities, and sometimes you have to face various dangers. We will not recruit waste.
Being an employee is relatively simple and does not require any special skills, as long as you are capable."
Xing Yishan's face was suddenly filled with confusion. Should she choose between being capable or being dangerous?
But if I die, who will take care of my sister?
Ye Xuan looked at the confusion on her face and probably knew what she was thinking. It was simply that this person was too cruel and not worth following, or that this person was too cruel and would it be dangerous to follow her.
But Ye Xuan, as a party involved, was unable to defend himself.
And not only was the other party observing Ye Xuan, Ye Xuan was also observing her.
In the apocalypse, as a qualified teammate, you cannot do without a good psychological quality!
Maybe the two of them had certain cognitive biases due to Wang Jing's slander.
Xing Yishan thought about it and felt that she still couldn't accept the fact that she was incompetent, so she decisively chose to become a teammate.
"I want to be your teammate, but please... forget it, it's nothing."
Xing Yishan originally wanted to entrust her sister to him in case something unexpected happened.
But when I think about it, isn’t this just sending a sheep into the tiger’s mouth? Let’s find something more reliable!
For example, Xuan Jie, and Wang Jing.
Ye Xuan nodded, this girl is ambitious!
As for abilities, I don’t need any introduction. After all, I saw the same thing yesterday.
At this time, Xuanfu passed by and left a word in the air.
"Why do you always like to tie people up?"
Ye Xuan thought about it and realized that he didn't tie people up often!
Xing Yishan had already retreated five meters away, and she was extremely glad that she had chosen another path.
"You actually still have this kind of hobby?"
My heart, which was still a little shaken at first, immediately became firm.
But why did a man say this to him? Is it a special hobby + a special hobby?
Ye Xuan rolled his eyes, feeling that his image was hopeless, so he simply stopped struggling.
Anyway, after everyone gets to know each other, they will naturally know what kind of person I am, so let me prove myself with actions!
Wait a minute, how do you prove that you are not a pervert who likes to be tied up? Do you have to cut off the rope when you see it?
If a girl wears overalls, should I cut her off or not?
Ye Xuan kept thinking about this philosophical question in his mind, and finally decided that if the other party was willing to let him kill him, he would kill it.
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Since there are two missing people, Vincent, I have to move things by myself.
Xing Yishan watched her lovely sister also working. She packed up all the snacks she could find and carried them back to the car.
Looking at her sweaty sister who was running away, she said distressedly:
"Look! You went too far and scared people away! Now you can only work by yourself."
Ye Xuan said that everything is under control.
"I did it on purpose."
"Bah! It's obvious that you were too difficult for others, so they ran away."
Since the remaining people at the scene were all his own, Ye Xuan explained a few words to a few people:
"This is good news. There will be a surprise in the near future, but before that we still have to be more careful."
"Of course we need to move things ourselves recently."
Xuan Jie thought for a moment and said:
"Is it related to that mushroom?"
"Hey, use some flexibility."
But when they asked what the surprise was, Ye Xuan refused to tell them directly.
When everyone rushed home with a bunch of supplies, Ye Xuan saw a row of cars parked in front of his house.
There were seven or eight other people, like ants, constantly loading the building materials he left at the door into the car bit by bit.
These people all looked familiar, maybe they had met at the village meeting before.
Ye Xuan carefully counted the building materials on the car and found that there were several times more than what he had brought back yesterday. Then he realized that it was a misunderstanding. After all, these are good people!
Of course, you still have to go through the process.
Ye Xuan stepped forward and blocked a person's path.
"Guys, why do you want to move my things away?"
“F*ck mother, get out of the way, don’t you see that the labor and management are carrying things now?”
I saw it, so I chose you.
Ye Xuan got out of the way, and after the man put the things in the car, he kicked the man in the butt, till the man was chewed up.
"It's okay for you to steal my things. I talked to you so loudly and you actually dared to scold me. If you don't give me an explanation today, just wait until 12 o'clock to get off work!"
When other people moving things saw the conflict happening here, they immediately put down their burdens and gathered around them with steel pipes and the like.
Ye Xuan's teammates also gathered around him. Although he might not need help, he could see more clearly if he got closer.
Each of them also took some snacks from their little sister's snack bag.
In this way, there is popcorn for watching the fun, and there is also background music. (The cry of bullying children)
A group of people looked at the four people opposite, two of whom were girls, and burst into laughter.
There are eight of them here, and all of them are strong men. The people on the other side actually dare to be so arrogant. It seems that they think they are still living in the civilized world.
Now, force is king!
One of them stood up and acted as the speaker.
"You boy, you look familiar to me. You seem to be from the same village. I won't embarrass you."
"Let's do this! All the supplies in your house belong to us. You can apologize to Huzi and then go to the village chief's house to register. That's it."
Ye Xuan counted on his fingers. There were three conditions in total, supplies, apology, and registration, which were not too much. It seemed to these guys...
"As for those of you who come from other places, you all have to do hard labor. After one month of hard work, you can become a regular member of the village. You must thank us for our kindness."
A man with small eyes turned his eyes around several girls, and suddenly opened his mouth with a few missing teeth and said:
"Hehe, those girls are pretty good-looking. Do you think you guys can take advantage of it when no one knows? Hehe..."
The leader shouted loudly:
"Kaitooth, shut up, what does this have to do with you? Are you so single that all you think about are women? There are only men here, and they all told you to register first!"
Ye Xuan also broke off the remaining two fingers, and then gave the 'missing tooth' a new name with one punch.
Maybe the other person will have to call him "missing front teeth" from now on.
Looking at the missing tooth, one person quickly checked it and then shook his head.
Ye Xuan looked at him and shook his head, almost thinking that he was missing an employee.
After careful observation, I found that my front teeth were missing and my breath was bad, so you shook your head like crazy!
At this time...should I nod?
Seeing that the atmosphere at the scene was getting more and more tense, Ye Xuan said calmly:
"Before you fight, let me ask you clearly, where is the registration office? Otherwise you will all faint later and no one can answer."
"You don't need to know, brothers will break your legs and drag you over."
Ye Xuan passed over the people in front and broke one of his legs with a shovel.
Just now this kid wanted to change to a longer weapon, and he was discovered. He immediately dealt with one.
Several people looked at each other while they were talking harsh words to each other one second, and then started taking action the next second.
They were all angry that this man was not following the rules, so they rushed forward together.
And Ye Xuan was also worried. He had agreed that as a cheating player, he would use plants frequently in the future, but why did he do it himself?
What's the use of waking up my system?
Forget it, just use it as your trump card! When a group of opponents come over angrily, take out plants to help them get rid of the fire.
Seeing in all directions and hearing in all directions, Ye Xuan's skills honed in countless battles allowed him to clearly see the actions of everyone present.
Click!
He avoided many attacks, picked a suitable leg to break, and then kicked the person into the crowd.
This person happened to be standing at the front when he rushed over, but now he is the one blocking the road the most.
Then two shovels were swung out, breaking the legs of the two people on the left.
Now, there are only three people standing on the scene, and the others can only hug their legs and keep wailing on the ground.
Those who were still standing had begun to regret in their hearts, but before their minds could turn around, their bodies had already been hit hard.
Click ×2
Two more people fell to the ground, but Ye Xuan was still unscathed.
The remaining one person was also constantly worried. There was a group of companions around him just now, how could there be only one person left so soon?
This guy looked at the scene, decided to learn from his friends, and immediately lay down on the ground.
Those lying on the ground were also regretting it. They had never seen anyone so capable of fighting. This guy must not be a special forces soldier or something!
Damn it, why would you mess with this kind of person?
At this time, a whistling sound accompanied by an exclamation came from behind. Ye Xuan turned his head and flashed, and a steel pipe flew past his ear with the wind.
Haha, I scared the baby to death, but fortunately I was always vigilant.
He kicked away the steel pipes in the hands of several people, and then checked where the previous steel pipe came from.
The missing front tooth happened to be in that direction. When Ye Xuan looked over, he immediately fell to the ground and pretended to be unconscious.
Seeing this, Ye Xuan almost laughed angrily. Do you think you are treating me as a fool?
"You kid still dare to insult my intelligence?"
Chitooth lay on the ground without saying a word, pretending that he was still fainting.
"Oh! Looking at the intact legs makes me want to move! Especially when I faint and feel no pain, let's just break the remaining three legs!"
The 'missing front tooth' woke up immediately, opened his big mouth without front teeth and immediately admitted his mistake.
"No, no, sir, I was wrong!"
"Where did you go wrong?"
"My mistake was that I shouldn't have thrown the stick behind my back."
"Isn't it normal to start a fight and just throw a stick? How could I blame you?"
Missing front teeth, he took himself in and thought about it.
This man had a group of women and even children around him, so he must be a pervert.
Don't focus on others, just focus on yourself.
Plus he said he was going to break my third leg.
Maybe the man next to him is already a eunuch...
Missing front teeth, I definitely knew what was wrong.
"Your Majesty, this servant has realized his mistake. This servant should never have done anything he should have done. He shouldn't have had any damn thoughts!
I am already withered, I cannot lose my roots! Your Majesty, please spare my brother’s life!”
He quickly slapped himself several times to show that he knew he was wrong.
Then he quickly unbuttoned his belt and planned to prove himself.
Ye Xuan looked at this sand sculpture in surprise and forgot to stop him for a moment.
What the hell?
Is there any information I don't know?
Why is this happening?
…………
Since the two parties started fighting, Xuanjie and the others stood far away.
And because I was standing too far away, I couldn't hear clearly what was going on at the scene.
"Wow! What did Ye Xuan say? Why did this person suddenly lose his pants?"
Father Xuan: Tsk, this guy, it’s better not to look for him at night in the future.
Xing Yishan: I don’t think I need to worry so much!
Wang Jing: Oh, there’s new gossip!
Xuan Jie:……
Little sister: Woohoo, Miaomiao’s snacks have all been eaten!
Just when everyone was about to watch to the end, Ye Xuan kicked everyone unconscious and tied everyone up.
Xuan Jie and others said understandingly:
"Do you want to send them to your room? It's okay, we can wait for a while."