The passionate duo was kneeling on the ground, kowtowing like they were pounding garlic.
"Mr. Zhou, believe me! I swear to God, there are really no zombies there. It's exactly the same as before the end!"
"It's true, everything my brother said is true."
The middle-aged man sitting on the chair folded the walnuts in his hand and asked: "There are no zombies? Please tell me carefully."
Wensheng was afraid of scaring them or not believing them, so he deleted some content and deleted all Ye Xuan's heroic deeds.
"As soon as we woke up that day, all the zombies on the street disappeared. Even if we searched everywhere, we couldn't find any trace of the zombies. They really all disappeared!"
The middle-aged man stopped plated walnuts and asked a question.
"Since you said it's very safe there, why do you still come here?"
Vincent said sadly:
"There is a bitch who doesn't want to give me a way to survive, otherwise I wouldn't have escaped here. They take advantage of the large number of people and treat us like cattle. We two brothers are suffering very much! We can't even eat enough.
, look at the scars on my face, they were also caused by them. They even put laxatives in our food. Even if we had diarrhea, we still had to work. There was a piece of rot in my crotch..."
One person quickly stopped them and asked them to stop talking.
"Okay, okay, I have a sense of the picture, no need to say any more."
The middle-aged man known as Mr. Zhou sneered twice.
"So you want to use our hands to take revenge?"
Vincent said flatteringly:
"Master Zhou, they are the only ones left there now. There is no room for two tigers in one mountain. As long as you get rid of them all, the world will be yours alone!"
"How many are there in total?"
Vincent buried his face in the soil to prevent them from seeing the smile on his face, but his tone was still sad and angry.
"Five, and one kid. One of them can throw fireballs, but this is a piece of cake for you. You can do it with just a wave of your hand."
When Mr. Zhou heard about throwing the fireball, his eyes only flickered slightly and he did not directly question it.
"Okay, you go and take a rest first!"
After the passionate duo was taken away, several leaders gathered here, and there was a burst of discussion in the room.
…………
The passionate duo did not go to the place arranged by those people to rest, but returned to their car.
Well, they didn't steal this car. After all, they don't have the technology.
They were lucky and happened to come across a car with the key inserted.
Of course, it goes without saying that the zombie in the driver's seat of the car was probably some unlucky car owner who turned into a zombie as soon as he got in the car, and then took advantage of the two of them.
As for how these two losers killed a zombie, let's start with the seat belt on the zombie. I have to say that seat belts are really necessary.
Not only can you protect yourself, but you can also protect others.
"Brother, are you really right when you say we do this? We could obviously stay in that safe village all the time, but in the end we have to go to this ghost place full of zombies."
Vincent's eyes were red and there were a few scars on his face. He was staring fiercely, like an evil ghost.
"What? You promised to take revenge on that bastard, but a few zombies scared you?"
"Brother! It's not just a few! There are a bunch of them! There are some when driving during the day and some when resting at night. They may be attacked by zombies at any time. This is really dangerous!"
"This little danger is nothing. Once we kill that bastard and take away his small courtyard, we won't have to worry about zombies anymore."
"But, can Mr. Zhou and the others really defeat it? Even if we defeat it, can we really seize that courtyard? And what should we do if that courtyard doesn't listen to us?"
Under the younger brother's question, Vincent's eyes became slightly clearer, and then quickly turned into chaos again.
"How could there be more than fifty people who couldn't beat five people! Why didn't I tell them about the courtyard? It wasn't just to catch a loophole. They didn't know there was any magical place in that courtyard. How could they fight with me? As for
The owners of the yard are dead, so when I move in, won’t I be the new owner? Then those plants will have to listen to me.
Why are you so stupid, you can't even understand this?"
Huang Wen felt that something was really wrong with his elder brother, as if he had become a different person.
Just a few days ago, when they were searching for survivors around Qingshui Town, they accidentally entered a villa and found a girl.
The girl was pretty good-looking and young. When he was about to have a good time, the eldest brother left directly, saying that revenge was more important.
According to the previous process, everyone came together, even if they took turns, it only took more than an hour.
When Huang Wen thought of that girl, he felt a pity in his heart. Maybe she was a chick!
He moved his lips a few times, but in the end he didn't say it out loud. Anyway, he just had to listen to his eldest brother, who would always be his eldest brother.
If the eldest brother wants revenge, then he will help him get revenge!
"Then, brother, what if these people don't want to go to Qingshui Village?"
"Then we'll go find other survivors. If it doesn't work here, we'll go to the next town. If it doesn't work, we'll form our own team! One day we can return to that village."
Form your own team? Huang Wen sighed, still feeling very sorry for that girl.
"Then why don't we bring that girl with us? We can both strengthen the team and relax at any time. Maybe we can recruit more members with her."
Vincent's eyes became clear again, and then he roared again:
"Didn't I tell you that the first step is to find a team? Have you ever thought about how long it will take to form your own force?"
Then, his eyes gradually became confused and he muttered to himself.
"We must go back soon!"
…………
Just when the passionate duo was about to lead a large force to fight back, Ye Xuan was planning to have a long talk with the village chief.
but……
He looked at the village chief who almost burped, and his face twitched, then he took out a candle and lit it, letting the light illuminate the whole house.
"Now, we can have a good chat."
The village chief took a closer look at the candlelight. What he saw in front of him was not a ghost or a zombie, but just a person. Although this person had some... contradictions with him.
"What do we have to talk about? We agreed to run for village chief through elections, but you actually lost..."
The village chief said a few words, then paused, and then closed his mouth tightly. He had not yet recovered from his previous tone, which made him a little confused and subconsciously ignored that there were only two people here.
What's the use of talking about this between two people? His life is in his hands, and no one can hear him even if he calls for help.
The village chief said with a dry voice:
"Everything can be discussed."
Ye Xuan looked at him with a capitalist smile.
"Very good, you can hang out with me from now on."
"what do you mean?"
Ye Xuan explained simply.
"You are still the village chief, but you have an extra boss."
Village chief, boss?
Huh, I worked hard to become the village chief, but I don't want others to poop and pee on my head. Now that there are only two of us, I will first promise to be a street boy.
Especially you, a street boy, you printed two dark circles on my handsome face.
The village chief gave Ye Xuan a hard time in his heart, and then said politely:
"It's okay to have you as my boss, but it has to be beneficial!"
Ye Xuan nodded. This is the time to discuss salary. As long as we get to this point, basically no one can take out the clutches of our company... Ahem, they are all attracted to our company.
"Don't worry, our company's benefits are very generous. As long as you join our company, I guarantee that your position as village chief will be stable."
"But I am the village chief!"
Ye Xuan shook his head and explained the mystery to him.
"No, you can only be a village chief when you are alive, and you can only be a hero when you are dead."
Humph! Is it really my life that threatens me?
"Okay, okay, don't worry! I'll listen to you."
Ye Xuan didn't believe it:
"You kid, you shouldn't be able to do this, right?"
The village chief had a bright smile on his face.
"How could it be? My life is in your hands!"
Ye Xuan also smiled back.
"Haha, but you don't even want to call me boss, which makes it hard for me to believe!"
The smile on the village chief's face froze, and he shouted reluctantly.
"boss."
Damn you, a mere brat dares to let me call you boss! A bastard like you never even had a chance to talk to me before.
Ye Xuan patted him on the shoulder and said some words of encouragement.
"Do your job well, and now your life will be with me. If you don't do it well, it will be gone.
When you think you can take it back, you can come over and give it a try."
The village chief adapted quickly to the new situation.
"Then boss, what are your orders?"
Ye Xuan smiled and said:
"Very well, now let's talk about your plan."
Plan?
The village chief suddenly thought of the contents of his plan, and his face turned pale.
It's over, it's all over!
However, although……
Still going to die?
The village chief is still trying hard to find a way to save himself.
"Actually, actually..."
Ye Xuan helped him complete the second half of the sentence.
"Actually, you didn't write that plan! Right, hahahaha."
The village chief laughed twice.
"Ha ha……"
Ye Xuan continued:
"I won't comment on the other contents in your plan, but there is one thing I still support."
The village chief recalled the contents of his plan and guessed which point made him very supportive.
Is it a harem plan?
Or the eunuch plan?
Or is it a ** development plan?
The more he thought about it, the paler his face became. The village chief felt that he was going to die tonight.
Ye Xuan laid out the plan in his hand on the table, pointed at the 'Sentry Defense Circle Plan' and said:
"This is a good idea, but your layout is too small."
The village chief looked at the plan in front of him and gradually recalled the specific contents.
This plan was made by him to make his living environment safer.
Set up several sentries around the village, and use telescopes and walkie-talkies to predict dangers such as zombies in advance.
Of course, this plan was taken very late and was just written down casually.
"you mean?"
"There are not enough sentries, so we should build walls instead. The thicker the better."
The village chief saw that he seemed to be really here to discuss the matter, and he gradually got into the mood. If the discussion went well, he might not have to die tonight.
"It's too difficult to build a wall. There's not enough manpower, there's not enough equipment..."
The village chief gave a bunch of reasons and finally concluded with one sentence.
"I don't think this is realistic."
Humph! You dared to evade the first task from the boss. Ye Xuanmeng's expression changed and he stared at him fiercely.
"I didn't ask you to give me any advice. You just have to do it. If you don't do it well, I will sacrifice you to heaven."
"And I don't want you to feel it, I want me to feel it."
The village chief only felt that he was being stared at by an evil beast. The last time he felt this way, he was only nine years old, and what was staring at him was a big snake as thick as a forearm.
Cold and damp!
But this time it was an evil beast in human form.
Bloody violence!
The village chief quickly lowered his head and whispered:
"I, I understand."
Ye Xuan restored his warm smile and said kindly:
"Be good and don't let me down."
He pushed the village chief, whose legs were weak, to sit on the edge of the table.
"Come on, don't stand there stupidly, let's have a drink. Today is your first day joining our company, and I haven't been able to introduce you to other employees, so I, the boss, will have a few drinks with you."
The wine is ordinary beer, and it's not ice cold.
There are only two dishes, one with peanuts and one with mushroom salad.
But the village chief did not dare to be dissatisfied at all, and hurriedly filled the cup in front of Ye Xuan.
"These are all taken from your refrigerator. This meal is your treat. Don't be stunned and start eating!"
"Well, it's delicious, crispy and tender, it's really delicious in the world."
The village chief took a chopstick and his hands stopped shaking, his legs became weak, and the worries in his head disappeared.
Then another chopstick.
Another chopstick.
"Is there something so delicious in my freezer?"
"Well, that's right. I only have such delicious food in my freezer. Who else can enjoy such delicious food except me, the future emperor!"
Ye Xuan:......
Your Majesty, you have spoken out what is on your mind.
"Don't just eat food! Come on, have a drink."
"It's boring! Don't act like a bitch!"
"All the girls are happier than you!"
"Come on, old woman, drink this glass of wine for me too! I don't like drinking."
village head:……
When the boss speaks, the younger brother dare not disobey, even if Shi Lezhi suddenly does the same, that is...
Am I very old?
Uh-huh, so angry! He actually called me old.
During the meal, the food and wine that Ye Xuan brought were not enough, so the village chief went to the icehouse to get wine twice.
Before leaving, Ye Xuan took the last step.
"Oh, there is something else. Someone is unhappy with you and asked me to bring you a message."
The village chief paused.
"What words?"
Ye Xuan stood up straight, and then said with a serious face:
"You are actually a girl."
village head:???
What do you mean? Who doesn’t know such an obvious thing? Do you still need to say it so seriously?
The village chief looked at Ye Xuan walking away, completely confused about the relationship between them.
Recalling Ye Xuan's threats before, she shook her head.
This young man really doesn’t understand the rules. I even invited him to dinner! In the end, he actually threatened me!
And that murderous aura before, well, maybe it was an illusion!
It seems that we must build a fortress as soon as possible. This can effectively protect my personal safety. Otherwise, there is no guarantee that he will not sneak in next time. What if he wants to attack me one day?
Then there is the wall. This is the condition I negotiated with him, in exchange for a wall that can defend against zombies... my life.
Oh, how uncomfortable! I finally had the opportunity to become the second Wu Zetian, but there was such a cheating thing waiting here.
…………
When I got home, a bunch of girls gathered around me.
"How is it? Has that scum been punished?"
Ye Xuan directly announced the good news.
"Now he is a qualified girl."
Everyone:???
"Did you turn him into a eunuch?"
"I'm not that perverted."
Ye Xuan told them the process of tonight in detail.
All the girls were filled with negative thoughts after hearing this.
"What the hell is your method? Does it really work?"
"It's useless alone. This is a charm mushroom, not a brainwashing mushroom.
And he has no real intention of turning into a girl. He will probably know that he is a male when he goes to the toilet.
Then, I will give her the next medicine, once in the morning, noon and evening, and she will be a girl with a stick from now on."
"You are so poisonous!"
"It's better than being castrated! At least she can keep her little brother. I'm such a good person!"
Xuanfu imagined that if he became like this, he might not even want to die.
"Aren't you afraid that the village chief will run away?"
Ye Xuan smiled slightly, as if he was holding a pearl of wisdom.
"A monk can't run away from the temple."
"Such a perfect pure land is a place that countless people can only dream of seeing."
"After he walks around outside, he should know what's going on here."
"Besides, he is nothing without the villagers. If I don't have the village chief, I can choose another one. At the worst, I'll just change him."
Xuan Jie suddenly thought of something.
"Is the village chief your little brother now?"
Ye Xuan nodded, although he was not very obedient, but it was true.
"Then ask him to collect some sets of facial masks for me. Don't fool me with some defective products."
After Xuan Jie spoke, the eyes of the others also lit up, and they quickly spoke out what they wanted.
"I want it too, I want it too, I want a set of cosmetics, a brand new one."
"I want a computer. Now that we have electricity, I want to play on the computer."
"Miaomiao wants more candies."
"Alas! I don't really want anything, but I have a village chief who is quite impressive. When the time comes, I'll go visit him and give him more big brothers!"
…………
the next day--
Ye Xuan sneaked into the village chief's house again and looked at the other person holding the quilt tightly with a look of horror on his face.
He suddenly felt a little uneasy in his heart.
Damn it, my conscience discovered me.
Take control quickly!
But charm mushrooms are really useful.
Ye Xuan took out a piece of Charm Mushroom Fried Noodles and handed it to the village chief. After watching the other party finish the breakfast quickly, he left a sentence: "You are still a girl today."
In fact, he also thought about stuffing charm mushrooms directly, but later he thought it was too strange, so he gave up the idea.
After dealing with the village chief, the time had already reached nine o'clock without realizing it.
Ye Xuan stood on the roof of his house, looking into the distance. Today is already the first... It's been a few days anyway, and his lovely employee hasn't come back yet. It's such a waste.
Several black spots suddenly appeared in the distance, and then gradually grew larger.
Ye Xuan looked carefully through the binoculars and saw that it was a group of vehicles heading this way, about a dozen or twenty in number.
A burst of excitement suddenly surged in his heart, his new employee finally arrived.
The convoy stopped a few hundred meters away from Ye Xuan's house. There were piles of roadblocks in front of them, including some contributions from the passionate duo.
Vincent got out of the vehicle and looked at the small yard of Ye Xuan's house in the distance, feeling a surge in his heart.
He finally came back and brought a large number of troops to kill him. This time he will definitely be able to take revenge.
…
"Boss, there really are no zombies here! It's actually true!"
"Calm down, we are going to do big things in the future, how can we be so restless."
Master Zhou looked at the clean little village in front of him with a lingering smile on his face.
The day has finally arrived. I don’t know since when, they have been living in fear. Every day they have to worry about zombies, worry about running out of food, and occasionally worry about the people around them turning into zombies. Now they finally found it.
A clean place to stay.
At this time, Vincent walked up to him, pointed at Ye Xuan and said:
"Master Zhou, you see, that guy is the bitch I mentioned. You see, he put up all these roadblocks. He might regard this place as his own territory."
Master Zhou patted Vincent on the shoulder.
"From now on, please call me boss! Call me Mr. Zhou Taishengfen."
"Well, you did a good job this time, and you will be rewarded heavily."
"Now, since we are here, it is no longer their turn to make the decision here. From now on, this is our territory."
Vincent's eyes flickered, but he still said "boss" several times.
Master Zhou gave him another task.
"Go and call him over. Tell him that I want to see him."
Naturally, he didn't dare to disobey Master Zhou's order, but he didn't have the guts to call someone over. After all, he had seen how fierce Ye Xuan was, and he might not be able to come back from this past.
Vincent's mind turned around. Didn't he just need to call someone over? He didn't say he had to go over.
So he stood in front of the roadblock and waved vigorously. If it weren't for the fact that it was too far away from Ye Xuan and the others, he would have shouted directly.
Seeing that waving was useless, he just raised his two middle fingers. For a while, his fingers were shaking, making various difficult movements for children, and he almost took off his clothes.
Vincent was not worried that they could not see. He knew that Ye Xuan and his party each had a telescope, and this was exactly their sight distance.
In the midst of his various postures, Huang Wen also walked up and followed his boss in various postures.
Behind them, a group of people headed by Mr. Zhou saw black lines all over their foreheads.
Just when they wanted to stop these two idiots, Ye Xuan and his party came over.