In the middle of the night, there was a knock on the door of the courtyard. Ye Xuan opened his eyes, and the whites of his eyes were obviously bloodshot.
"Cao Cao fucks Cao Cao!"
Due to his previous habits, he has always been a light sleeper, and it only takes a little movement to wake him up.
...And tonight, this is the third time he has been woken up.
He silently took out his shotgun and walked towards the door.
If, if this time it's still the chuunibyou who is clamoring to be his disciple, I'll blow his head off!
Ye Xuan walked to the courtyard door angrily and saw Zhang Jijiu with a pale face.
Zhang Jijiu seemed to be frightened by Ye Xuan holding a shotgun, and his hands and feet were a little awkward.
When Ye Xuan saw that it was not that idiot, half of the anger in his heart had dissipated.
The remaining half depends on how the person in front of you responds.
"Oh! Lao Zhang! What are you doing here?"
After saying this, a trace of embarrassment appeared on Ye Xuan's face, but since it was night, the other party didn't notice anything wrong on his face.
It's really embarrassing to say that Ye Xuan can't remember the name of the person in front of him at all, but it doesn't matter. Most of the people in the village are sexual, so it's definitely okay to call him that.
Zhang Jijiu felt the cold wind at night and tightened his coat. Unfortunately, Ye Xuan had no intention of letting him enter the house.
But it doesn't matter, he is still gradually getting used to his boss's daily off-line behavior.
He took out a small bag from his pocket and handed it to Ye Xuan, and then said desperately:
"Boss, I am infected with the zombie virus. This is my last treasure. I will give it to you. Please be sure to pass it on so that more people in the world can see it!"
He thought about this thing before finally deciding to give it to Ye Xuan.
Although he had thought about handing it over to the village chief, he quickly rejected the idea.
Perhaps, with the boss’s tolerance, he can understand me better!
Now, Zhang Jijiu plans to leave here and go to another place to wait for death, preferably a world with beautiful scenery and many two dimensions.
"Wait a minute, don't be impatient!"
After hearing what Zhang Jijiu said, Ye Xuan immediately invited him into the yard, intending to have a detailed chat with him.
Well, please, if the clothes are torn, it’s a quality problem.
Zhang Jijiu hugged his arms and sat in the yard blowing the cold wind. If there was any difference from before, it was that his clothes turned into rags and there was a cold stone bench under his butt.
But these are just external difficulties that can be easily overcome with willpower.
But the most important thing is that there is a man who claims to be a "male and female killer" sitting opposite him.
And there was not a single piece of clothing on him that could bring him the slightest warmth.
This made him a little flustered.
"Old, boss, what's wrong with us? I feel like I'm about to die. I want to die in my own bed."
Ye Xuan carefully observed his employees and said decisively:
"It's okay. The zombie virus hasn't broken out yet. You still have some time. Please tell me first why you think you are going to become a zombie."
After listening to the other party's story, Ye Xuan had some understanding of the current situation.
When the fat man was bitten on his clothes before, although he was bitten and bled, it was not a direct bite.
The blood that was sprayed into his mouth later was from when the fat man had not turned into a zombie, and maybe he could be saved.
The most important thing is that he appreciates this young man's behavior. He encountered such an unfortunate thing, but he has no idea of retaliating against other people. This is the most valuable thing.
At least compared to the fat man and the passionate duo before, he looked tall.
Oh, the passionate duo - Fatty - Zhang Jijiu
Could this be a channel of transmission?
"Boss? What's wrong with you?"
Zhang Jijiu looked at Ye Xuan's dark face and suddenly spoke, interrupting his diversionary train of thought.
"Ahem, it's okay. I didn't sleep well tonight. My brain gets confused easily."
"How about I go back first? Can you sleep for a while?"
Ye Xuan looked at Zhang Jijiu in front of him. His face was pale, but his pupils were still clear.
"Don't worry, I will explain to you how to resist the zombie virus. You may not become a zombie."
Ye Xuan spent more than half an hour telling him everything he knew.
"As long as you survive it, you can have super powers?"
Zhang Jijiu's eyes suddenly lit up, and his whole body exuded a different brilliance.
Watch the other person talking about invisibility, time-stopping, hypnosis and other super powers.
Ye Xuan felt that his focus seemed to be wrong. Shouldn't he think about how to survive now?
Why does the other party seem to have started picking up superpowers?
Seeing that the other party was already excited, Ye Xuan couldn't dispel his positive attitude. This might help him survive the difficulty.
"Actually, you don't choose this thing by yourself. What you get depends on luck."
"Luck? Luck seems to be a pretty good ability!"
Ye Xuan knocked on the stone table, attracting Zhang Jijiu's attention.
Seeing that his vision was gradually blurring, Ye Xuan knew that this was the onset of the zombie virus.
Then it depends on his willpower and luck.
If you are lucky, you can awaken your abilities just by taking a shower. If you are unlucky, you will have to endure it forcefully.
Looking at his eyes, Ye Xuan started to assist.
"Lao Zhang, how about you hypnotize me quickly?"
"...Hypnosis?"
"If you don't want hypnosis, what about invisibility?"
"...invisible?"
"It even stops waiting for you sometimes!"
"...time stop?"
"Think about it, is there anything you usually want to do but don't dare to do? Now you can vent it to your heart's content."
Zhang Jijiu was stunned for a moment, as if he had recalled something, and then with a hint of shyness on his face, he expressed his deepest wish.
"...I want...I want to sing...but no one listens...can you?"
Ye Xuan was stunned, what is this wish? But he still followed this statement.
"Come on! I'm ready!"
Zhang Jijiu opened his mouth, and then his tone-deaf singing voice echoed through the sky.
"Pleasant goat...beautiful goat...lazy goat...don't look at me as a sheep..."
Ye Xuan:Σヽ(?Д ?; )?
Ye Xuan forcibly restrained his thoughts of plugging his ears and looked at the opposite side with a smile, while his mind was turbulent.
In his mind, Zhang Jijiu had been beaten to death by him several times. Not to mention what the lyrics were about, the unpleasantness alone was enough for him to be beaten to death.
Yan Shi opened the window angrily, and when she was about to curse, Ye Xuan glared back.
In addition to her being woken up, several other people were also woken up one after another, looking at the two people sitting in the garden with resentful faces.
Of course, they have all seen the world and probably know what this is like. They can only close the windows and pray that their skin will not be affected by poor sleep quality.
After he finished singing, he looked at Ye Xuan and said:
"...Boss...I...want to...run, run freely..."
Ye Xuan:...You are the only one who has a lot of trouble!
"Of course, this is your freedom, go ahead and run as much as you like!"
Zhang Jijiu stood up suddenly and stumbled towards the courtyard entrance. When he passed the threshold, he was shaken and fell directly to the ground.
Ye Xuan just looked at him, holding a shovel in his hand, ready to swing it at any time.
Of course, Zhang Jijiu had no reaction at all. He was still immersed in the world of his music, running and singing...
……Happy sheep!
Ye Xuan:......
Suddenly I don't want to follow him, so I might as well wait at home. If he turns into a zombie, he will run back by himself. If he doesn't run back, then I can just go find him in half an hour.
He shook his head and threw this thought, which although comfortable, was obviously unreliable, out of his mind.
"I can't help it, who asked me to be serious and responsible!"
Zhang Jijiu was running in front, while Ye Xuan was riding an electric bicycle and following behind with a shovel. Soon, the whole village was awakened. They looked in the direction of the singing and only saw the head of an electric bicycle.
taillight.
...And the back view in the car, that back view that the whole village will never forget.
Village Chief: Did this guy drink fake wine? Why is he so wild all of a sudden?
Mr. Zhou: This guy probably has some problems with his head!
Employees:???Is this your way of telling us to get up and work?
Mushroom Four: Do you work overtime in the morning? Can mushrooms be added to breakfast?
Ye Xuan had no idea that his kind act would actually make his reputation develop in such a strange direction, and it seemed like it would never come back.
Of course, even if he knew, he wouldn't care.
Maybe Zhang Jijiu's running direction had a destination! His singing had already reached outside the village, and his people followed him outside.
Now he has been running freely for more than ten or twenty minutes, but he still has no idea of stopping.
Wow~
A crisp sound of water flow came to Ye Xuan's ears. He subconsciously felt something was wrong. He carefully observed the surrounding environment and found that this was where they usually fetched water. In the darkness in front, there should be a road full of zombies.
River of fish.
Ye Xuan quickly speeded up and tried to stop Zhang Jijiu.
"Stop! Stop it!"
"Wuhu~"
“I will definitely come back!”
Zhang Jijiu jumped in with a cheer and jumped directly to the center of the river, causing a huge wave of waves.
Ye Xuan looked at the rolling water in the river. Bright red patches appeared in the center of the river, which was then diluted by other river water and turned pink.
He sighed.
In this situation, it was impossible for him to go into the water to save someone. If he went down, he would not be rescuing someone, but would be catching up with another one.
"Old Zhang! The pond will be dug out later..."
Oh ho~
etc……
It seems I can still struggle a bit.
Damn zombie fish, eat my great skill - ice-killing coral!
Ye Xuan dropped a frozen mushroom towards the center of the river.
The two slit-like eyes of the frozen mushroom blinked, with a majesty that was different from other plants.
A blue light burst out, freezing the entire river into ice.
Ye Xuan tried to step on it.
...nothing happened.
"Old Zhang! When the pond is dug out, I will kill more zombie fish to avenge you! Just go all the way!"
Ye Xuan observed a few minutes of silence and then left the river.
Before leaving, he took a look and found that the river still exuded a faint chill and had no intention of melting at all.
…………
The next day, before dawn, a rapid knock on the door woke Ye Xuan from his sleep.
Ye Xuan opened his bloodshot eyes, looked at the time, and silently picked up the shovel next to him.
The village chief looked at the murderous Ye Xuan in front of him, immediately took a few steps back, and then bravely stepped forward to meet him.
He handed over half a piece of paper and asked quickly:
"Is Ah Jiu here with you? Where are the others? What happened to him?"
Ye Xuan reached out and took the half piece of paper and looked at it carefully.
"Perhaps my last journey ended with my boss. In his place, I felt the joy and relaxation I had not seen for a long time.
Of course, you are the best, but he can bring me different happiness.
Maybe next time we meet, I will have turned into a zombie, so please don't show mercy."
The note was not complete. The village chief at least tore up most of the content, leaving only the last three sentences related to Ye Xuan.
"Did you hear the singing yesterday?"
"Of course, I'm not deaf. Could it be that..."
"He has turned into a zombie, sorry!"
Ye Xuan looked at the village chief in front of him and his face suddenly turned pale, and he finally sat down on the ground.
After moving the village chief who was blocking the road aside, Ye Xuan began to prepare to go to Qingshui Town.
…
Father Xuan looked at Ye Xuan and his daughter sitting in the car, his face turned completely black.
When Ye Xuan discussed the trip to Qingshui Town with him before, he asked him to stay here on the grounds that he needed a strong man to take charge of the base camp.
It just so happened that he didn't want to go to Qingshui Town either.
But I didn't expect this guy to take his daughter with him.
Fortunately, there were not only the two of them in the car, but also a prisoner, which made him feel more at ease.
He muttered words like 'It's not safe, nowhere is safe, zombies are not safe, and our companions are not safe either...'.
After Ye Xuan repeatedly assured that his family's population would not change, Xuan's father rolled his eyes and left.
Father Xuan felt that he was getting more and more skillful in rolling his eyes. This should be thanks to Ye Xuan.
Except for Xuan Jie who followed voluntarily, the others were not very willing to leave the safe place of Qingshui Village.
Although Ye Xuan intended to let Xing Yishan go with him, when the other party was obviously unwilling, Ye Xuan did not force him and just drew two tubes of blood from her body.
Then, there was one more piece of gossip about someone.
'Ye Xuan threatened Qingshui Town with his actions, which eventually caused a certain girl to bleed.'
Well, I didn't mention who the girl was, but Ye Xuan's relevant information was clearly stated. She even made up the thickness of the needle for the injection.
Xuan Jie looked at the two dark circles on Ye Xuan's face and decisively volunteered.
"Although my driving skills are not as good as yours, you are too tired now, so I should drive!"
"Okay! I didn't expect it would be just the two of us this time."
Before Yan Shi could open her mouth, Ye Xuan immediately added.
"Prisoners are not considered human beings!"
Wang Jing:……
Yan Shi:……
Wang Jing pursed her lips and did not respond. She felt that she had a good eye at the beginning and saw Ye Xuan's true nature at a glance - he was blind with his eyes open!
But she didn't expect that when I came, her best friend would also be led astray.
Yan Shi gave her a look of pity.
…
Ye Xuan suddenly remembered the small cloth bag that Zhang Jijiu gave him before.
At that time, he also said what kind of treasure was inside? This made Ye Xuan and I suddenly became curious, and he was not in a hurry to fall asleep. He immediately took out the cloth bag and wanted to see what was inside.
He first weighed the bag. It was not big or heavy, and there was only one bag.
Then it was time for the real lottery draw. After hearing Ye Xuan’s previous story, several other people became interested in the bag and all moved their heads over.
Then, Ye Xuan took out a note from the bag and a small doll of Beautiful Sheep.
Ye Xuan:......
This man really loves Pleasant Goat deeply!
note——
"Boss, I really want to take another bite of mushrooms!
Okay, I know you will say that the mushrooms haven't grown yet, but I think it's just that you are stingy, because you only need sunlight to grow a lot of them.
It turns out you are so stingy, even though I have saved so much sunshine for you.
Finally, the things on the USB flash drive are my favorite. I don’t want them to be lost in this world. Even if the end of the world strikes, they should still be the treasures of the world.
I believe that you will be able to understand me based on your hobbies. This treasure will be left to you. Please be sure to pass it on to the next generation."
After reading the note, Ye Xuan immediately became interested in the contents of the USB flash drive. With his hobby, the treasure of the world, he would pass it on to the next generation?
What kind of hobby can Ye Xuan have? It’s just killing zombies.
Could it be that there is some kind of lost magic secret here? After practicing it, you can just rush into the zombies and kill them randomly, but because Zhang Jijiu is not very talented, is he unable to practice it?
Wang Jing suddenly had a bad premonition about the contents of the USB flash drive. She felt that this thing might be a trap.
The source of the premonition comes from the gossip she spread.
Ye Xuan hurriedly inserted the USB disk into the on-board computer, and watched the 'Secret Book of Magical Skills' with everyone.
…………
The story of Pleasant Goat and Beautiful Goat.
——Real version!
The sound of e~e~a~a~ suddenly sounded in the car.
This wonderful sound echoed throughout the car.
Ye Xuan supported his chin with both hands and carefully criticized these works.
He flipped through it, and found that in addition to the Pleasant Goat and the Beautiful Goat, there were also the Boiling Goat and the Beautiful Goat, the Lazy Goat and the Beautiful Goat, the Big Big Wolf and the Beautiful Goat...
Yes, most of the male protagonists are different, but the female protagonists are basically pretty.
Oh, there is also a movie where the heroine is Nuanyangyang, and the other protagonist,
...still a beautiful sheep.
Several other girls were laughing so hard that their faces almost cramped.
Ye Xuan silently put this thing back into his pocket. It was a good thing, but it was not suitable for now. It would come in handy in the dead of night.
At this time, Wang Jing poked his waist and took out her mobile phone.
Ye Xuan handed over the USB flash drive with understanding, and the two completed a tacit transaction without avoiding anyone throughout the process.
Wang Jing: New learning materials are available!
…
After the video of Meiyangyang ended, the car continued to drive towards Qingshui Town.
Well, at least it's better not to drive when the movie is showing. Ye Xuan is still a little bit familiar with these basic knowledge.
After driving for nearly half an hour, a big tree fell on the road, blocking the entire road. There might be some gaps left for bicycles and the like to pass, but forget about vans.
When Ye Xuan is fine, he will use a telescope to observe the situation ahead to avoid being surrounded by zombies.
When he looked at the big tree in the middle of the road, his eyes suddenly lit up and he signaled Xuan Jie to slow down.
Then I asked Yan Shi, who had been here before.
"Has this tree been here before?"
Yan Shi opened her mouth. She originally wanted to be passive and slow down her work, but thinking of the consequences, she could only say gloomily:
"Well, it fell here before we came to Qingshui Village."
"How did you get here then?"
"My uncle said there might be a problem here. It was probably someone deliberately blocking the road to rob, and at that time..."
At that time, they were busy grabbing Ye Xuan's territory and did not want to cause trouble, so they bypassed this place. Unexpectedly, they ended up losing themselves.
"In short, we did not go through here, but spared some distance, and there are other places to go to Qingshui Town."
Ye Xuan observed it carefully and became more and more excited.
"You may be lucky that you didn't stop here. Of course, I also want to be happy that you didn't stop here."
Yan Shi:???
Xuan Jie glanced at him and noticed the excitement on his face, so she proactively suggested:
"Shall we drive to that tree and stop?"
Ye Xuan looked at Xuan Jie, who had a tacit understanding with him, and the two of them thought of going together.
"What do I think, but I still want to ask for your opinion. After all, I am not the only one in the team. The front may be very dangerous. It should be a trap deliberately set by some 'people', and we must take the initiative to step into this trap."
middle."
"Excuse me, are you willing to accompany me on this adventure?"
Xuan Jie took the initiative to stretch out her hand and shook it with Ye Xuan.
"Of course I do."
Yan Shi:……
Wang Jing:……
After listening to the conversation between the man and woman, the first person to protest was Yan Shi, who was not very familiar with them.
The irritable girl Yan Shi shouted loudly:
"Is there any danger ahead? Then why don't we take a detour?"
On the other hand, Wang Jing was quite calm, and she comforted the girl next to her.
"Don't worry, you are just a prisoner, where do you get the right to make suggestions?
Besides, the man in front is deaf, so he won't hear anything you say.
You see, I am obviously a member of this team, but when they counted the heads, they didn’t include me. I guess that the man still thought there were only two people in the car!"
When Xuan Jie heard this, there was a trace of shame on her face. She had indeed ignored her best friend before, but her best friend was generous and it was not too late to make amends now, so she stretched out her hand and gave her a slap.
"Quiet~"
"Xuan'er~"
"Mommy~"×2
Ye Xuan looked at Wang Jing with a confused face, saying that he looked innocent!