Data is still very important. It serves as an early warning signal for everything, and it displays this signal more intuitively.
Just like an author with hundreds of collections may not be a great person, but a guy with a single-digit collection is definitely a loser...
You think so? An inch of time!
…
All right!
Ye Xuan looked at the data in front of him and silently took it into his arms. He had to admit that he was not very sensitive to data and could not get much useful information.
In his eyes, there are only three words related to zombies.
Where to kill?
How to kill?
Are you left alive?
To sum it up, it’s all over!
But even so, he also saw some problems from this data.
Ye Xuan looked at the data in front of him, and the ratio of the three zombies was obviously wrong.
Among them, small zombies should have been the most numerous, but now there were almost the same number as medium-sized zombies.
"Oh! No! The speeds of zombies are different. This means that when we are chased by fast zombies, some slow zombies fall behind."
Although small zombies such as zombie rats and zombie cats are extremely agile, their speed cannot be compared with humanoid zombies.
Although they can keep up in a short time, judging from the distance from the 'Bunker' to Qingshui Town, they will still be left behind halfway.
Ye Xuan took out an architectural study manual and wrote this down seriously.
'Choose a point - you must choose a point well, it is best to stick it next to a large group of zombies, so as to attract zombies to attack the city!'
Well, he should learn as he goes along! This will help him become a good architect!
It's just best not to let other people see this thing, otherwise it may damage them.
Since this method is not efficient, he plans to change it to another method.
Just as he was thinking hard, Xuan Jie walked up to him and handed out two gold coin bags.
"What's wrong? Is there any problem?"
"I was wondering if there is any way to attract the zombies here one by one."
Xuan Jie thought for a while and found that she had no clue, so she made a face and said:
"Put up a sign that says: Two kilometers ahead, the Qingshui Town holiday villa welcomes zombies."
"This is not very attractive. We have to add '100/person, including food and accommodation, one-stop service. You can experience it first and pay later.'"
The two looked at each other and laughed at each other.
The employees standing next to him didn't know what they were thinking, but the boss laughed. It was hard for them to just stand around, so they started laughing too.
‘Red and fiery, in a trance, hahahaha’
Suddenly, the place was swimming in a sea of joy, filled with laughter and laughter.
If the scene were changed, someone might treat this place as an amusement park.
But now is the end of the world...
And this is a wasteland...
There is a pile of corpses next to it...
…………
The bag of gold coins in Ye Xuan's hand shouldn't have exploded now, after all, the corpses of the zombies hadn't burned yet.
Although it is not clearly stated, judging from past experience, things like gold coin bags are usually dropped from zombies.
Moreover, the reward can only appear after the zombie corpse disappears. (If it is not on the field, it needs to be destroyed manually)
And now...
It can only be said to be flexible!
These two gold coin bags were vomited out by the big-mouthed flower after digestion.
His lovely plants couldn't bear him standing next to the corpse and smelling the smell, so they gave him the bag of gold coins in advance.
But the price is: the zombies in front of you will no longer drop any loot.
Really flexible!
If these little cuties hadn't brought it up, he might never have thought of this in his life.
Ye Xuan touched Dazuihua's head.
"I didn't expect that you are quite ugly, but you have a heart that is considerate of the boss! I believe you will definitely not embezzle the boss's gold coin bag, right!"
The big-mouthed flower nodded quickly and grinned an ugly smile.
"So good!" Ye Xuan continued to smile and pat the dog's head.
"By the way, my boss has been a little poor recently, can you lend me some sunshine?"
Big Mouth Flower quickly shook her head and closed her mouth tightly at the same time.
"Alas! I don't know what happened in Qingshui Village. Sunshine production has been severely reduced recently~"
The big-mouthed flower hesitated for a moment, then opened its mouth.
Dazuihua: Fifty Sunshine, let me ask you a question!
Ye Xuan:......
Damn! I was just trying! Can it really work?
It’s just fifty suns on the left and right. For Ye Xuan, a ‘man of light’, it’s a piece of cake and just a spectator!
If this can be done, there will be no need to worry about communication problems in the future.
"Try it quickly!"
Ye Xuan took out two pieces of sunshine and placed them on Da Zui Hua's tongue.
When he put it on, Dazuihua's throat tightened, fearing that Ye Xuan would put his hand in.
Fortunately, this didn't happen. Ye Xuan just put his hand on it and took it off.
The big mouth flower moved its throat, swallowed the sunshine into its stomach, and then looked up at the sky.
Thirty seconds later...
Ye Xuan:......
"How's it going?"
Dazuihua: Don't worry, the words have already started to circulate. I'll probably arrive in the evening, and the specific news will probably be sent back tomorrow morning.
After Dazuihua finished speaking, he continued to look up at the sky.
Ye Xuan twitched the corner of his mouth and stroked its dog's head as a reward.
tomorrow morning?
The day lilies are cold!
————
At this time, in the garden of Ye Xuan's house, a sunflower stuck its head out and investigated it carefully.
After confirming that no one was around, it carefully pulled its little feet out of the soil and shook the soil on them.
Then ‘Sunflower Girl’ walked softly to ‘Sunshine Guguliang’.
Quietly he raised his little feet.
Kick forward harder.
'boom!'
‘Sunshine Guguliang’ was kicked slightly into the air.
I saw 'Sunshine Guguliang' being awakened from her dream, and she glowed angrily.
Then, a piece of sunlight fell to the ground.
And a green leaf quietly picked up the sunshine.
And 'Sunshine Guguliang' fell into sleep again.
When the ‘Sunflower Girl’ turned her attention to the other ‘Sunshine Gugu Liang’.
I saw a large number of 'Sunflower Girls' kicking out their little feet, and pieces of sunshine mushrooms rose into the sky, emitting large rays of light.
If someone passes by outside the courtyard at this time, they can see bursts of golden light emanating from Ye Xuan's garden, as if a strange treasure has been born! A divine weapon descended from the sky!
Of course, there's no telling what happens when the Sunflower Girl falls asleep at night.
It is said that Sunshine Guguliang had already rested at that time.
Therefore, let’s not tell ‘Ye Dashan’ this, and let him think that his back garden is peaceful!
————
In order to live up to the hard work of those thousands of zombies, Ye Xuan took some water and wiped his hands and face a little.
Then he opened the two gold coin bags with a solemn expression, and bursts of golden light suddenly filled the scene.
————
"Triple Shooter"
"Sunshine:325"
"Introduce yourself: "I like playing chess, but I don't like parks!"
"I like parks, but I don't like sitting still!"
"I like to sit still, but I don't like to play chess!"
"Yes, this is the world of fine points!"×3"
————
"Tangled Waterweed"
「Sunshine:25」
"Self-introduction: I am completely invisible. I hide under the water and no one can see me.
However, his friends often persuade him to go out for a walk and get a haircut."
————
Ye Xuan:......
It’s no surprise!
Is this how the world is different?
In terms of cost-effectiveness, do you want to know more about Xiaopenggu?
In terms of damage, how many bags of cherry bombs are there?
Forget it, I’m still looking forward to the flower pots and watermelons!
???
Wait! I suddenly remembered something!
How would my iced watermelon come out without Dave?
How do I get out my corn sandwich?
How did my ‘Brother Zeng’ come out?
Ye Xuan silently recalled that it seemed that he had encountered something related to 'Crazy Dave'...
Forget it! Think of a hammer!
It’s just some unnecessary harm anyway!
Will their damage be higher than "Destruction Mushroom"?
This thing also has the special effect of destroying the field!
Ye Xuan walked back to the 'bunker' in a sour mood, intending to take a good rest.
After confirming the effectiveness of this 'bunker', he no longer wanted to compete with his own eyes.
As for the employees?
Didn’t you just sleep for a while?
Besides, you haven’t even finished your work yet, why are you embarrassed to sleep?
Can't you have some spirit of working overtime?
Do you know how many people in this world want to work overtime but have no chance?
How many people are willing to work overtime for free?
How many people are willing to work overtime at their own expense?
Ye Xuan silently praised himself. He was able to provide so many positions at once, and he was truly worthy of being a ‘Ye Dashan’!
…………
'twitter'
‘Jili Guala’
‘Crackling’
Ye Xuan suddenly opened his eyes when he heard the noise coming from outside the door.
twelve o'clock...
daylight!
This time he only slept for two hours before he was woken up by someone. Rounding it off, it was almost as if he had not slept at all!
He stood up, picked up the shovel he had placed aside, and walked toward the door.
Ye Xuan followed the sound and happened to see the two of them fighting!
He patted his face to make his expression softer, and then amidst Wang Jing's screams, he grabbed...
He grabbed the potato chips in her hand and poured them all into his mouth.
‘Hoo~’
Feeling much better!
Ye Xuan hid behind Xuan Jie, avoiding someone's pursuit, and asked:
"What's going on here?"
Xuan Jie glanced at him with a smile, and then handed over the melon seeds in her hand.
Ye Xuan was not polite and just grabbed it and drank it. Speaking of which, it was already time to eat.
"They had a little conflict and then got into trouble. I felt that this matter was quite difficult to deal with, so I asked them to confront (chi) and confront (gua)."
"Hey! Indeed, when there are more people, a bunch of trivial things will come up. What is their conflict?"
"Hey! I can't explain clearly, let them explain themselves!"
'Snapped!'
Xuan Jie whipped out the whip, and a loud noise was heard, and instantly everyone present did not dare to speak.
This voice now represents power and majesty. Only the 'boss' and 'boss wife' in the 'bunker' are qualified to use it.
"Both of you, come here!"
A man who was rational and strong walked over with his arms crossed.
The other person panicked for a moment, and then came over unwillingly.
Okay! The judgment hasn't even started yet, but someone has already revealed their flaws.
Both of them looked strange to Ye Xuan, and he only found out who they were after flipping through the employee handbook.
The confident one among them has also appeared before, the beauty who likes to show off her white collar.
Well, it’s still exposed now!
Ye Xuan vaguely remembered that in order to let her work, he even put on a piece of clothing.
As for the other person... I really have no impression this time.
"Tell me, what's going on?"
The beauty took the lead and wiped the corners of her eyes, with a hint of crying in her voice.
"Hey, boss, he insulted me! He..."
Before the woman could finish speaking! The man interrupted her directly. If she didn't interrupt, he wouldn't have to speak again!
"Boss! She seduced me and then accused me of molesting her!"
It has to be said that when two people speak at the same time, no matter who has the loudest voice, the woman's voice is basically inaudible under the cover of the man's voice.
Of course, women also have their own advantages. If they can't compare with their voices, then they shouldn't compete, lest they damage their voices by shouting loudly.
The woman wiped her eyes with her sleeves, trying to wipe away the tears on her face.
But it seemed that the voice of the man beside her opened the valve of her tears.
She covered her mouth with one hand, as if sobbing, and her brows were deeply furrowed, as if she had been greatly insulted.
Pearl-like tears flowed from the corners of her eyes, slid across her fair face, and finally fell on the white collar, splashing with water splashes.
Ye Xuan's eyesight was very good, and he kept following the movement of the teardrops, watching them gradually wet the white collar.
he……
I smelled the scent of Fengyoujing.
Wonderful!
Fengyoujing is so refreshing! I just didn’t get enough sleep, and my head hurt so much.
Ye Xuan took the whip from Xuan Jie's hand, then swung it out accurately, hitting the floor directly in front of the two of them.
"Stop it all!"
I saw a cloud of dust rising up, and as the sound rang out, the two of them closed their mouths tightly again, not daring to make any more moves.
Well, except for someone who can't stop crying.
Fengyoujing is so useful!
"Now, everyone takes turns speaking, no more than twenty words allowed at a time!"
Ye Xuan wrapped the whip, pointed at the woman and said:
"Hand over your Feng Youjing first. As a reward, I will let you speak first."
The woman's mouth twitched, and then she handed over the Fengyoujing in her hand honestly.
When people who understand see this scene, they seem to be deep in thought and seem to understand something.
"I saw something wrong with his face, so I paid attention to him. Who knows if he would..."
Ye Xuan gestured for her to pause, then pointed at the man and said twenty words, just twenty words, not one word more!
"She was the one who suggested that I go to the corner. She was obviously dressed so coquettishly, but she was also secretly..."
Ye Xuan paused again, then pointed at the woman.
The corner of the woman's mouth twitched. Should she say it or not?
Say it! It’s only twenty words. It’s too short. The feelings will be gone as soon as they are brewing.
Don't say it! If you just let the other person say it, wouldn't you be kidding yourself?
The man also looked aggrieved. He didn't even say the key point of his words! He was interrupted. If you don't stop, the whip will come off! What should he do?
Due to someone's reasons, the scene suddenly became awkward and I was waiting for my turn.
Only the sounds of eating melon seeds and chewing potato chips kept coming.
"Hey! I knew it would be much more interesting with Ye Xuan here!" A certain gossip heir sat on a pony and whispered excitedly.
It can be said that this time she was satisfied with the melon.
"Yes! We were noisy and noisy before, and it was not interesting at all! Now this situation is much more fun. It seems that I still have a lot to learn!"
Xuan Jie silently took out the same notebook as Ye Xuan and silently wrote down the key points.
Ye Xuan looked at the constipated faces of the two people in front of him and struck out with the whip again.
Although the two of them only exchanged a few words, based on the content of their previous quarrel, Ye Xuan already understood everything about the matter.
As for the specific situation! Then you have to rely on proof. Without evidence, isn’t it just a matter of competing with someone who has the loudest voice?
Thinking of this, he glanced at a certain plant secretly, and then said loudly: "Now that you have finished describing it, then..."
"Sister! I support you!"
A voice suddenly sounded, directly interrupting Ye Xuan's next words.
Ye Xuan looked at Yan Shi who suddenly appeared and said something faintly.
"Hey! You weren't there when we gathered in the morning!"
Yan Shi panicked for a while, then pretended to be calm, glared at him fiercely, and said to the woman:
"I support you this time, man every good thing!"
Demo! Have you forgotten your identity as a prisoner? But Ye Xuan is not the kind of boss who doesn't let people talk.
He silently took a few steps back, threw two melon seeds into his mouth, chewed them a few times, and spit out the residue.
He went into melon-eating mode again.
Anyway, if someone is willing to take care of this troublesome thing, then let her do it! Ye Xuan can only ask for it!
If Ye Xuan was left to do everything by himself, wouldn't it mean that he would be exhausted to death?
For example, the wardrobe in this house is connected to the neighbor's house.
When he first came home, his wife asked him to take out the trash.
As soon as someone came back, he found that his wife was covered in stinky sweat and said that she had been exercising just now.
Ye Xuan didn't want to worry about these things, he just wanted to stay aside and watch the show secretly.
Yan Shi stepped forward to encourage the girl twice, then turned to look at the person next to her...
Hey, where are the people?
I saw Ye Xuan, Xuan Jie, and Wang Jing sitting in a row, each holding a bag of snacks in their hands.
Among them, Ye Xuan saw her looking over and waved his hand, indicating that she could handle it with full authority.
Yan Shi:ヘ(
She turned her head angrily, intending to solve the matter herself, but her mouth wriggled a few times, but she couldn't spit out anything.
She has never learned these at all, okay?
In the past, at her uncle's place, she only needed to be beautiful and like a flower. His uncle took care of other things, and there was no need for her to meddle in his own business.
This time, I was completely angry that some people hadn't come to see her for a long time. I had been missing for so long, and she only came here without saying anything. I was really angry.
She stamped her feet, then angrily walked to Ye Xuan, pushed him up, and then took over his seat and snacks.
Ye Xuan looked helpless, but finally patted the chili powder on his hands and walked over.
He turned around a few times in front of everyone, and then pointed at one person.
"You come with me, no one else is allowed to whisper!"
After a while, except for the two parties involved, everyone present was taken out by Ye Xuan.
It was pretty quick, each person only spent thirty seconds like this.
Of course, because there were so many people, it took a lot of time.
I saw that everyone who came back looked bad, and the faces of the men were generally dark.
After Ye Xuan came back, he quietly looked at the two people at that time. The man was already restless, but the woman looked calm and calm.
"I've almost eaten all the melons this time. In that case, let me announce the final result!"
According to the information Ye Xuan received, what happened this time was that the man's semen got into his brain, causing him to be infatuated by the woman.
However, the woman handled it very well, which resulted in obviously more people speaking up for her.
As for why the woman does this? It’s not known for the time being. Maybe she is bored!
Since everyone is playing, I will play too!
I can’t just let you have fun!
After thinking about this, Ye Xuan looked at the man and said to him kindly:
"Don't worry, the punishment this time won't be big! It's just a broken hand. Next time, remember better and don't get tricked again."
Then he turned to the woman.
"How's it going? Are you satisfied with this punishment? That hand is a pig's hand, so chop that hand off so that we don't have pig's hands here in the future."
After saying that, the man collapsed to the ground. He did not expect that the punishment this time would be so severe.
This means that he will lose both hands, and may even become a eunuch. Wait, in this case, won't he have to lose a few chunks of meat?
What will he look like then?
What else can he do then?
If he can't do the work, will he have to stay in the 'special seat'?
The corners of the woman's mouth twitched slightly. She did not expect that the punishment this time would be so severe.
She asked weakly:
"Are there any other punishments?"
Ye Xuan seemed to be giving them time to digest the information without directly executing the punishment.
"Why, it's too light? We are short of people here! Just let him live! At the worst, it can be replaced with one arm and one leg. If it's a leg, just the shortest one!"
The woman's eyelids twitch even more. It is said that the left eye twitches for wealth and the right eye twitches for disaster.
Judging from the extent of her dancing, she might not survive tonight.
I saw the man lowering his head. Although I didn't know what the expression on his face was, everyone present could probably guess it.
The woman hurriedly said:
"What the boss said is that since we still need manpower here, why not lower the punishment a little bit?"
"you sure?"
The woman didn't dare to say anything more at this time and just nodded her head.
"Then tell me a punishment!"
The woman also realized at this time. Is this guy who claims to be the ‘boss’ but is actually a ‘devil’ trying to trick her?
At this time, the woman can do nothing more. She can only carry out the punishment to the end.
She took a deep breath, and then said in a trembling voice:
"Then, let him apologize to me!"
"you sure?"
The woman forced a few tears out of her eyes and nodded slowly.
Ye Xuan:......
Good guy, this is a play.
Fortunately, I am a cheater and have some real skills, so I won't be fooled easily.