Please look forward to entering the department...'Dingling bell~Dingling bell~'
The ringing of the phone was like a death signal, approaching them again...
However, among the four people present, only one was truly frightened.
Ye Xuan looked at Yan Shi sitting on the ground again and helped her up again.
Unfortunately, this time this girl seemed to be very frightened. Her legs were as soft as noodles and she couldn't stand still.
Ye Xuan could only hand her over to the two girls at the back, and let them drag her away while holding Yan Shi in the middle.
When the four of them walked to the next room, as Ye Xuan expected, a new bell rang again.
But this time Yan Shi was not frightened and threw herself to the ground.
I saw her forcefully breaking away from Xuan Jie and Wang Jing and walking towards the phone.
Ye Xuan sighed and let her go.
Anyway, if the mastermind behind the scenes continues to make such noise, who knows what trouble will happen.
Of course, if you want to answer the phone, you have to take off your hat, which means that the smell of living people will spread out, so you must be prepared first.
Ye Xuan and Xuan Jie worked together to inspect the entire house, then closed the doors and windows and blocked the gaps.
The two took off their helmets and took a breath of fresh air.
Then Ye Xuan stretched out a hand to indicate that Yan Shi could answer the phone.
Yan Shi controlled her excitement, then picked up the microphone and shouted loudly:
"You @tm are so crazy! You called me at night, I'm beating your mother! I'm beating you @ and beating you! If I want to chat with you @, why don't you just go and die!"
The person on the other end of the phone was stunned for a moment, and all he could hear was heavy breathing.
After a while, an excited voice came from the other side.
"Oh! It's been a long time since anyone scolded me like that. It's such a spicy voice! This chili pepper is even more exciting. It's so wonderful!"
Yanshi:(???)
"Damn it, your whole family is dead, no one scolds you, right? Come here to scold your aunt? Get away from me! Don't just come to you to scold me. I'm busy.
I’m trying to save the world, so I don’t have time to scold you!”
"Oh oh oh oh oh~ ah~"
The man let out a cry of ecstasy, and then said softly:
"Okay, don't be angry anymore. If you get too angry, it will hurt your throat."
Yan Shi:???
What did you!he!@!just do?
Since she was playing in public, everyone present could hear it. There seemed to be the sound of playing with a water gun just now.
Ye Xuan dared to swear by his "kindness". Just now, it was the sound of playing with a water gun, "Zi~Zi~Zi~", and the water even reached the microphone.
Xuan Jie and Wang Jing quickly held back Yan Shi who was about to smash the phone, patted her back repeatedly and comforted her softly.
Then Xuan Jie gave Ye Xuan a look to indicate that he should continue to listen to the phone.
Ye Xuan:......
No, wait a minute, you guys just don't like it and you just want me to answer the phone?
I also dislike it, okay!
Ye Xuan cautiously approached the phone, then stretched out two fingers to hold it between his ears.
(If one meter away is within earshot!)
"Hey~ can we talk about business now?"
"Wow, wow, wow, this voice is even more beautiful. It is crisp, lazy and has a hint of firmness, just like a cucumber in summer! This is really great~"
Ye Xuan:?(?????? )?
Ye Xuan: Let me say it again, it is a great misfortune for the world to have young people like you in Qingshui Town!
At this time, Ye Xuan seemed to have adapted and directly attached the microphone...
Forget it, I still can’t get used to it, so be it!
Guys, please imagine this.
The guy you are chatting with is taking a shit, and the sound of solid objects falling into the water reaches your ears. The other person is still describing the smell and shape. What the hell!
"Alas! You probably didn't call just to harass us!"
"Oh, of course not, it's just that I didn't expect that I would meet two of my ideal types!"
The man said something in a doting tone, and then he said seriously:
"You must have been the ones who broke into Qingshui Town twice before and lured away a large number of my people!"
"Now, I officially inform you that you have violated my bottom line and you will be subject to my most severe sanctions!"
After saying these majestic words, his tone changed again.
"Of course, for the sake of both of you, I don't have to worry too much, as long as you are willing to come and talk to me more every day. Well, it's best once a day."
Ye Xuan pinched his forehead.
"You said these zombies are your 'people'? Are you still their king?"
"No, not the king..."
Ye Xuan nodded, knowing this, it seemed that there was still hope.
"I am their emperor! And this is my territory!"
This guy is hopeless!
You'd better die!
Ye Xuan greeted with respect:
"Hello! Your Majesty, your people "Li Chang" would like to offer you the most respectful respect. I wonder if we are lucky enough to meet the Holy Emperor?"
If you ignore the distance between him and the microphone, there is also his behavior of holding the microphone with two fingers.
These words are still very comfortable to listen to.
Just ignore some of the minor flaws. Anyway, with the opponent's IQ, it's unlikely that they would be able to pick out the flaws.
After all, no one with a normal IQ would call himself an ‘emperor’ in such a ghost place.
Sure enough, there was a hint of pride in the tone of the other person's voice.
"Since you are so sincere, then I will give you this opportunity!"
"I am in the center of the town, in the tallest house."
Ye Xuan nodded, with a hint of fear in his tone.
"The center of town? This... this is a place that is simply impossible for us to reach!"
The fear in Ye Xuan's tone seemed to arouse the other party's imagination.
In the eyes of the other party, Ye Xuan was as if he was kneeling on the ground, which undoubtedly made him feel extremely proud.
"Hahahaha, this is the power of this emperor! As long as I am here, I am invincible!"
"Yes, your great power is unmatched by anyone, but this great power also needs someone to publicize it for you, right? Then can you let us leave? So that we can publicize your great achievements to the whole world?"
The person on the other side said arrogantly:
"Aren't you coming to see the emperor? In that case, I will... my envoy will bring you here later. Just follow him. Remember, this is the envoy of the emperor. You must
No disrespect in the slightest!"
After the other party finished speaking, he hung up the phone. Maybe the messenger was in a hurry to leave!
Ye Xuan threw the phone in his hand to Yan Shi and sighed.
I am still so skilled at this craft!
I just feel like my pure and innocent soul has been polluted again!