Chapter 489 I have wundered fermented bean curd, so let me be my fermented bean curd
Chapter 489 I made fermented bean curd wunder, then let me be my fermented bean curd?
Author: imaginative
Chapter 489 I made fermented bean curd wunder, then let me be my fermented bean curd?
"Ahem, hello everyone, I am UR's mid laner Showmaker, Xu Xiu, just call me Xiu Shen."
The dark camera suddenly opened, and Xu Xiu was holding the camera, pretending to be serious.
"Just kidding, don't mind."
He smiled dryly,
"Many fans are concerned about our safety at MSI. In fact... there is really no need to worry. The last fire was really just an accident."
"Okay, let me take you to the training room now."
Xu Xiu took the camera and walked to UR's current temporary training room.
"viper, say hello to the fans."
He patted the viper who was immersed in ranking.
"Ah! Can this Q be played like this? Oh? Ah, what are you playing at, you bastard? Jin Jia... I can't stand it anymore. Is the master who is 400% in the Korean server now like this?!"
Viper was outputting power to Auxiliary Justice and didn't hear it at all.
Xu Xiu coughed and said, "This is all due to the effect of the show. In fact, the viper player is a very gentle and taciturn player in private."
He patted the viper again, moved over to take off his headphones, and whispered.
"Pay attention! I'm currently filming a vlog for my fans."
Viper's expression changed slightly, he turned his head and put on a business smile for a second.
"Ani Aseyo, I am UR's AD player viper, and my name is Park Do-hyun."
Xu Xiu covered her face.
"Your smile is so fake!"
"Brother Xiu, don't take it too seriously. Fans will be happy to see my energetic appearance."
Viper waved his hand.
Xu Xiu simply couldn't complain.
Could it be said that trolling teammates becomes full of energy?
It would be better to have less energy like this.
"Okay, viper player, what do you think of this MSI trip?"
He decided to bring the topic back.
"Ideas? What do you mean?"
Viper touched his head.
"I felt that the last game was a bit boring. My brothers were too fierce. It was not my turn to exert my strength at all."
This is the truth.
It is now the second day after the group stage has concluded.
Tomorrow is the knockout round.
UR undoubtedly won the qualifying round and got the first choice of side.
Of course, Viper also appeared in successive group matches, but his feeling was really just two words: boring.
Too fast, really too fast.
When playing in the middle and upper jungle, the ones who kill the fastest are the ones!
He didn't even develop an AD, and his teammates had already almost killed the opponent.
In fact, even EDG, a team at the same level as UR, does not have the same effect as UR.
Because everyone in UR’s top, midfield and jungle is a master of abuse.
Xu Xiu won't say it. As long as the mid laner is weaker than him, he can really make the opponent sick by attacking him.
Even though he showed off his mark, danced, and abused the fountain.
But he is a good boy.
At least Xu Xiu thinks so.
Canyon's abuse of enemies was even more exaggerated than Xu Xiu's. She often invaded at level one. After playing a hero like Leopard Girl, she didn't take the opposing jungler seriously at all.
What level is Canyon's jungle core at when it performs well?
Beat Kanavi, who is also known to be good at jungle core, as mentally retarded.
After ten minutes of flipping the peanut, it was only level 4, and I was swimming between the first and second towers on the opposite side.
Canyon like this, when encountering European and American junglers, would directly break defenses for the European and American junglers.
Except for jankos who can barely resist, everyone else will die whoever gets on him.
And the top order...
Xu Ruoguang.
This one is even more heavyweight.
Since Xu Ruoguang's debut, the only thing he has been criticized for is that he kills too hard.
No matter whether the opponent is a veteran top laner who has been famous for many years, or a new top laner who is ignorant.
Sorry, everyone is treated equally and abused.
The main thing is seriousness.
In the five years since his debut, countless top laners have been retired by him.
Especially Europe and America.
Every time the World Championship ends, there are always rumors that a certain player has suffered a huge blow, is heartbroken, and wants to retire after losing the sparkle in his eyes.
Then asked about the reason for retirement.
Yes, it’s all because he was killed by Emporer and his defense was broken.
Xu Ruoguang is now known as the "European and American Top Lane Terminator" in Europe and the United States.
G2 has tweeted about this, and the above is a picture.
Xu Ruoguang, who was put on the Terminator T800, was smiling.
Below is a line of text.
“Next Season,I Will Be Back.”
I will come back next season.
What stands out is an abstraction.
Viper's words are really not an exaggeration.
Xu Xiu fell into deep thought.
"Is it possible that you didn't kill fast enough?"
he asked.
"Is this, like this?"
Viper was stunned for a moment.
It seems to make sense?
"Ahem, think about it slowly, I'm going to find Meiko."
Xu Xiu coughed and walked to the sofa in the training room.
At this time, Meiko and Deft were looking at something, talking and laughing, not getting along well.
Xu Xiu walked tiptoe behind the two people and suddenly patted Tianye on the shoulder.
"Clang!"
field:……
He turned his head speechlessly, "Brother Xiu, can you stop being so childish?"
"What are you looking at? What are you looking at? Show it to me."
Xu Xiu spoke enthusiastically.
Deft quietly handed over his phone, "We are watching the short video of support made by fans for us."
"Stop looking, come here and be interviewed by my reporter Xu Da!"
Xu Xiu spoke seriously, and the camera pointed at Tianye.
"Meiko, how do you feel about coming to UR?"
Tian Tian sighed inwardly.
Forget it, just obey him.
He grabbed a mineral water bottle, his expression became a little expectant, and he pretended to be nervous when he spoke.
"Thank you very much to reporter Xu Da for the interview. It feels very, very good to come to UR!"
"My teammates are very easy to get along with, and I also met my former teammates. I was very happy."
"Assi."
Xu Xiu was not happy.
"That's too official, meiko."
"What? The interview should be official."
"Let's get real."
Xu Xiu waved her hand.
"……Fine."
Tian Tian thought for a while.
"How should I put it? I feel that except for Brother Guang and Viper, all my teammates have personalities that surprise me, especially our mid laner Showmaker. He is so childish. He acts cute in the base every day. Are you kidding me? I really want to vomit.
.”
Xu Xiu suddenly became red and warm.
"ha?"
"When did I act cute?"
Tian Tian sneered, "Of course you don't remember. It happened too many times."
"Every time you come to the training room in the morning, you hang next to Brother Guang like a sloth."
Tian Ye adjusted his expression and became a little flattering, eagerly supporting the table in front of him.
"Brother Guang, how about double queuing today?"
The next second, Tian Tian returned to his calm expression.
"That's it."
Xu Xiu:......
His face turned red with embarrassment, "Isn't this a normal thing between relatives?!"
[Note: relative, in Korean, means good friend]
"The way you want to double-team with Brother Guang makes me sick."
Tian Tian sneered.
"Xu Xiu, are you really gay?"
"Absolutely not, I have someone I like."
Xu Xiu shook his head hastily.
He really doesn't like men.
Brother Guang feels too good to others, so he wants to have a better relationship with Brother Guang.
Not daring to interview Tian Ye anymore, Xu Xiu put the camera in front of Deft.
"Brother, can you say something? Anything is fine."
Deft looked at his expression asking for help and smiled helplessly.
He nodded quietly.
"It feels good to come to UR. My teammates are all very good people."
He spoke quietly but seriously.
"I will cherish teammates like this."
"Thank you fans for your attention. I am living very well in UR now. Thank you KT for sending me here. Thank you very much."
He bowed seriously to the camera.
"Although we no longer play games together, I still hope that they can achieve good results. If possible, I hope to enter the S9 World Championship with everyone from KT."
Deft is such a person.
She has a delicate mind, a gentle voice, and a good temper, making it difficult for people to dislike her.
It can be called an LCK auxiliary harvester.
Many supports who have worked with him still remember him, which is outrageous.
The most famous one is Keria, the auxiliary of later T1.
Although they are already in the bottom lane with a top AD AD like Xiao Lu Bu Gumayusi, they often dislike Gumayusi and miss Deft, and often say how good Deft is in front of Xiao Lu Bu.
And little Lu Bu was like a victim who had been raped by NTR, and he often wondered if he had not done a good job.
PUA is true and Keria understands it.
"Ah, as expected of Brother Hekui, what he said is very good."
Xu Xiu immediately applauded.
"So, do you have any goals for this MSI?"
"Target?"
Deft thought quietly for a while, blinked, and smiled gently.
"It would be great if we get the same results as S5."
S5?
Xu Xiu was stunned for a moment, then smiled.
S5's Deft won the MSI championship that year.
"Brother, you are very confident."
"No, I have confidence in both you and me."
Deft shook his head slightly.
"Wow……"
Xu Xiu couldn't help but admire,
"That's so good, brother. By the way, the fans have given me a task to say a word to you."
Deft looked at him doubtfully.
Xu Xiu cleared her throat.
"Keep up the good work."
"We will watch you complete another journey."
Deft was startled and smiled slightly.
"Nai, I will."
After interviewing the bot lane team, Xu Xiu walked next to KKoma who was drawing lines.
"Oh? Xiu'er?"
kkoma turned his head, smiled and said hello.
I saw the camera on his body and knew his purpose.
"Oh, is this a volg for the fans?"
"Yes, Brother KKoma."
Xu Xiu still respected KKoma and answered obediently.
"Do you have any questions? Ask me. I won't hide anything I can answer."
kkoma said happily.
Xu Xiu glanced at the prompt card in her hand.
"Brother, a fan wants to ask you, I heard that Brother Guang is in love, is it true?"
kkoma hesitated for a moment and looked at Xu Ruoguang who was looking at his cell phone in the distance.
Xu Ruoguang noticed his gaze and nodded slightly.
kkoma then smiled and nodded.
"Yes, Ruoguang is already in love."
Xu Xiu pretended to be surprised and said,
"And which lady is it?"
"It's not convenient to disclose this."
kkoma smiled and waved his hands.
"Okay, then next question."
Xu Xiu scrolled down and smiled.
"Some fans asked, is coach KKoma's married life with his wife harmonious now? He said he has a secret recipe passed down from his ancestors that can make the relationship between brother KKoma and his wife more harmonious."
KKoma people are stupid.
"This fan, there is no need to inquire about this kind of thing."
He said seriously.
Then he whispered to Xu Xiu, "Remember to ask this fan to send you the secret recipe."
Xu Xiu nodded seriously and patted his chest.
I'll do the work, don't worry!
Looking at the last question, Xu Xiu was stunned.
"Well...this is the last question."
He raised his head and glanced at KKoma before continuing.
"Coach kkoma, will you miss the time when you used to play with faker players?"
Xu Xiu's emotions were a bit complicated.
On the one hand, he knows that KKoma and Faker used to have a good story.
On the other hand, he didn't want to hear KKoma miss him.
Because he is now UR's mid laner.
kkoma laughed.
“This fan’s focus is a bit strange.”
After laughing, he spoke seriously.
"For me, Faker is of course a very good mid laner. We have struggled together for a long time and I highly recognize his ability."
"However, I believe that the current SKT coach will also trust him, and I am now the coach of the Showmaker player. If I want to say who I trust more now, then I will choose him."
Xu Xiu smiled with some satisfaction.
This answer made him very happy.
After interviewing the coach, Xu Xiu walked to Canyon's side casually.
At this time, Canyon was looking at the race route, frowning and thinking about how to optimize it.
"Hey, here comes Jianshi for the interview."
Xu Xiu spoke casually.
Canyon turned around and touched his head.
"If you have anything to ask, just ask."
"What is the goal of MSI this time?"
"Target?"
Canyon thought for a while and smiled innocently.
"Try to win the MSI championship as much as possible. Although I already won it last year, I still want to win it again."
"Are you confident? Hit jiejie."
Xu Xiu asked curiously.
"Jiejie is a very good jungler, but I think my performance should not be bad."
Canyon speaks very modestly, and he also has this kind of character.
Off the court, Canyon is not aggressive at all and looks like a somewhat honest, round-faced boy.
However, what stands out about him on the field is his strength and confidence.
It can be said to be quite a contrast.
"Yes, our midfielder is the strongest."
Xu Xiu nodded in approval.
Canyon smiled and said, "I guess you missed it, right?"
"Axi..."
Xu Xiu laughed and scolded, knowing that he was joking.
The two of them have known each other for the first time, and their relationship is so good that they can wear the same pair of pants.
Finally, of course it is Xu Ruoguang.
At this time, Xu Ruoguang was drinking Wangzai milk.
This is also his very recognizable label now.
Question: Which top laner is the strongest in the world?
Answer: The one who drinks Wangzi the most.
Seeing Xu Xiu coming, Xu Ruoguang waved.
"If you have any questions, just ask them directly."
On a summer afternoon, Xu Ruoguang was sitting on a chair by the window with his face turned sideways. The sunlight filtered through the window, casting bright and dark colors on his body.
In the dim light, the white skin is covered with fine fuzz.
When he smiled and waved, his eyes were bright and clear under his smooth bangs.
Xu Xiu was already sweating profusely.
He began to doubt himself.
Could it be that Xiba and I are really gay?
Why do I think Brother Guang is ridiculously handsome?
"That's it, Brother Guang, a fan from LPL asked, do you have an elementary school?"
"ah?"
Xu Ruoguang was stunned.
He shook his head in confusion.
"What's the problem... I'm not the principal of a primary school. I have some ideas about the direction of donations this year, but don't worry, we'll talk about it after the S game."
Xu Xiu touched his head,
"He also said that he is from the Education Bureau and he wants to conduct a random check on you."
Xu Ruoguang:?
Almost done!
"So I was waiting here. This gay fan please calm down."
He couldn't laugh or cry.
"Brother KKoma has already told me that I'm in love. Stop saying such outrageous things, like sexual harassment."
Xu Ruoguang remembered something and the corner of his mouth twitched.
"Also, don't send me your stuff in private messages on Twitter anymore. Just forget it and you're still doing it for beauty."
As the number one player in the current League of Legends game, he also looks extremely good.
Naturally, fans are also a mixed bag.
There are some gay fans among them who often send him their love stories in private messages.
Xu Ruoguang was also harassed.
This is really no joke, peanut is often harassed like this even now.
It can only be said that when there are more fans, there will also be more perverted fans.
So Xu Ruoguang chose to emphasize it at this moment.
"Okay, last question, this fan said, hello Brother Guang, what skin do you plan to choose for the S9 this year? I can practice in advance."
“S9 skin? It’s too early.”
Xu Ruoguang smiled and shook his head.
"I'm also curious, if it can really be done, what will Brother Guang choose this year? Tell me?"
Xu Xiu spoke curiously.
"Um……"
Xu Ruoguang thought for a moment and smiled.
"If I can really win the championship, I will probably choose...Akali."
"Akali?"
This was far beyond Xu Xiu's expectations.
Although Guang Ge has been practicing a lot with Akali recently, but I think there is someone more suitable, right?
His Vampire Angel is also very powerful this year.
"Yeah, Akali."
Xu Ruoguang nodded slightly.
"Akali had already been revised for S8, but I didn't play it."
"My fans said at the time that I didn't know how to do it. I thought about it and it was indeed the case. That's why I started practicing."
"Gradually, I also discovered the fun of this hero."
Xu Ruoguang smiled,
"For me, I want to prove to my fans that I can actually do Akali."
"If they can get Akali's skin, they won't worry that I don't know Akali, right?"
Xu Ruoguang blinked.
Xu Xiuren was dumbfounded.
Is it such a simple reason?
Brother Guang, your vampire will cry if you act like this!
But when I think about it carefully, it’s quite interesting.
Fans say I don’t know Akali?
Ok, get the Akali skin.
I already have the Akali skin. You can’t say that I, an Akali skin owner, don’t know Akali, right?
Simple logic, but revealing strong confidence.
Uzi S7 doesn't play Xayah. If Uzi wins the championship and chooses Xayah skin, it will be a slap in the face.
Xiaohu S9 Akali is a piece of shit. If Xiaohu wins the championship at this time, choosing the Akali skin will be a sure win.
It's a pity that I don't have the ability, I'm sorry that I can't do it, I can't choose.
The proficiency of Xiaohu's abortion should be higher than the proficiency of Ryze's ability to deal damage.
After completing the interview, Xu Xiu turned off the camera and nodded with satisfaction.
"That'll be fine."
"By the way, why are you here for the interview?"
Xu Ruoguang asked strangely.
"Because, I am the God of Show."
Xu Xiu said seriously.
"..."
Xu Ruoguang sighed.
"No, your purpose of learning Chinese with me is not to learn how to deal with stress, right?"
During this period, Xu Xiu had been talking Chinese with Xu Ruoguang, and Xu Ruoguang was still wondering why he suddenly had such an idea.
Now that he heard Xu Xiu's words about "Xiushen", he was really confused.
Because he thought of another person.
Lee Sang Hyuk.
I think back in S5, Lee Sang Hyuk was just a cold and cold guy, with a strong sense of oppression.
But after S7 got IP, I learned Chinese and surfed in the anti-pressure bar every day, and people became more and more abstract.
A good champion mid laner, who plays "Urgent?", "Le", "Dian", "Xiao" and "Clam" every day.
It's really sad.
Xu Ruoguang thought that he was not that abstract even if he watched it every day, but why were these Korean mid laners so easily infected?
Now, another word came out of Xu Xiu's mouth.
Show God.
Such an outrageous title is probably caused by the maggot babies in the anti-stress bar.
Xu Ruoguang was really scared,
Is a nightmare, an anti-stress nightmare, going to wander over UR again?
Such a picture even appeared in his mind.
Xu Xiu: It’s funny, I just won MSI today, and the dutiful son in the mid lane is still bragging to me that he didn’t exert his strength, clam.
Field: code.
Deft: Le, are there really people so filial?
Canyon: This is too filial. Why don't you ask him if he is so filial to his father?
Xu Xiu: No more talking, let’s put some glue first.
Xu Ruoguang felt a little blind when he thought of this scene.
He couldn't accept such a scene!
"Look less and stop."
he advised.
"It's very interesting."
Xu Xiu touched his head.
"Don't watch it if it's interesting. Children will be spoiled."
Xu Ruoguang said seriously.
"oh……"
Xu Xiu replied weakly.
"Let's go to the training match and play Griffin today."
KKoma's voice came, UR, rally.
At this moment, there is only one day left before the game starts.
Time passed quickly, and the day of the knockout rounds arrived almost instantly.
There are a total of four teams in this MSI semi-finals.
EDG,TL,G2,UR.
As the top spot in the group stage, UR has the privilege to designate its opponents in the first round of the knockout rounds.
The opponent chosen by UR is G2.
This is Xu Ruoguang’s opinion that KKoma follows.
T~L~ is compared to~G~2~
Then he still feels that G2 is better than G2!
Xu Ruoguang is really not interested in playing TL.
Although the TL team's ADC eSports Senior Brother Sasuke is considered a relatively legendary player, I'm sorry, but Xu Ruoguang is really not impressed by him.
The only thing I remember is that he was in the top eight every year.
No one will remember a quarterfinalist.
Unless... he makes the top eight every year.
Compared to playing TL, it is indeed more pleasurable to wunder the fermented bean curd.
Xu Ruoguang became even more excited when he thought that this wunder could make fermented bean curd.
In a sense, it can be considered as revenge for letme.
It's just that Xu Ruoguang is a little unclear about one thing.
There is a saying in Europe: The vassals of my vassals are not my vassals.
Then here comes the problem.
His bean curd wunder bean curd letme, is it his bean curd?
Xu Ruoguang thought for a long time and finally gave up.
Forget it, don’t think about it anymore.
At worst, the next time I meet letme, I'll be done with the fermented bean curd together with him.
"Have you packed it up?"
kkoma spoke warmly.
"Um."
Xu Ruoguang nodded, wearing a UR team uniform, with a determined look in his eyes.