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Chapter 104: Scared to pee

"What I just said is just the first point: when Yang Jisheng impeached your father, he also 'impeached' the Holy One. This point is actually not fatal. In addition to this point, there is another fatal omission in Yang Jisheng's memorial."

Yan Shifan pulled a sinister smile from the corner of his mouth, like a cobra spitting out a snake message. He stretched out a finger, then stretched out another finger, shook it in the air, and said confidently.

"Ah? There is another fatal omission, hahaha, this Yang Jisheng really does not disappoint."

When Zhao Wenhua heard Yan Shifan say that there was another fatal omission, he couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Father, let me tell you something you don't like to hear. Fortunately, Yang Jisheng was not attracted to him, so I just wrote a memorial to him. This is a typical example of success being less than failure. If he came, I wouldn't be able to sleep well at night.

, I am always worried that one day he will impeach his political opponents, and even my allies will be implicated by him."

After laughing, Zhao Wenhua made a sensible joke with Yan Song, which further livened up the atmosphere in the study room.

"You?" Yan Song smiled and shook his head.

"Haha, Brother Donglou, please ask Brother Donglou to clarify, where is the fatal omission in Yang Nizuo's book?" Zhao Wenhua held up his hand and asked Yan Shifan for advice.

"This is it."

Yan Shifan smiled slightly, stretched out his hand and tapped on the memorial manuscript, pointing out the content to Zhao Wenhua.

Zhao Wenhua looked along Yan Shifan's hand and saw this part: "If I don't speak, who will dare to speak? I hope the emperor listens to his words and detects Song's treachery. All the officials are in fear of Song."

There is no need to ask about Wei Huai En. The emperor may ask the two kings and ask them to show their faces to Song Wei; or he may ask the cabinet ministers to tell him not to be afraid of Song Wei."

"The emperor may ask the two kings and ask them to present themselves."

Zhao Wenhua has been involved in official circles for so many years, and he is not an easy person. As soon as Yan Shifan reminded him, Zhao Wenhua discovered the fatal omission. He couldn't help but read it out softly. He almost read out the "Song Evil" at the end and was about to blurt it out.

When I realized something was wrong, I shut up and swallowed it in time.

"Well, yes, it's right here."

Yan Shifan nodded with a smile and dotted the four words one by one on the memorial manuscript, "'Maybe ask the two kings', haha, don't underestimate these four words, they are enough to make Yang Jisheng die without a burial place."

Yan Song poured himself a cup of hot tea, scratched the lid of the cup, and listened to the conversation between Yan Shifan and Zhao Wenhua with a smile.

"I would like to hear more about Brother Donglou."

Zhao Wenhua handed over his hand and asked Yan Shifan to continue, although at this time, Zhao Wenhua already understood.

"I believe that His Majesty will be furious when he sees the words 'Or ask the two kings'. Haha, when the emperor is angry, Yang Jisheng will not be able to chop off even if he has nine heads. First, our Holy Majesty has always believed in "Two Kings"

The curse of "dragons never meet" means that the Holy One is a real dragon and the two kings are hidden dragons. The two dragons cannot meet, otherwise something unlucky will happen. Because they believe in the curse of "two dragons never meet", the Holy One is very taboo.

After meeting with the second king, Yang Jisheng now asks the Holy One to directly ask the Second King. Doesn’t this completely offend the Holy One’s taboo? This has already offended the Holy One’s bottom line!”

Yan Shifan showed his belly with a confident smile, stretched out his hand and made a beheading gesture in the air.

"Secondly, in the Ming Dynasty, the ancestral laws clearly stipulated that the vassal kings were not allowed to interfere in politics without the emperor's permission. After the founding of the Ming Dynasty, Emperor Taizu erected an iron tablet in the palace saying "The harem and eunuchs are not allowed to interfere in politics."

, established a written law in the legal system that "the vassal king shall not interfere in politics without the emperor's permission." The current emperor's sensitivity and emphasis on power are even more sensitive and important than those of the previous emperors. He attaches even more importance to this ancestral legal system and usually strictly prohibits ministers.

He had private contact with the vassal king. Now Yang Jisheng directly asked the two kings to testify for him. Haha, doesn’t this clearly mean that Yang Jisheng ignores the legal system of his ancestors and has already met the two kings in private. Has he been angry?! This point is even more infuriating.

The bottom line of the Holy One has been violated. How can the Holy One tolerate this! If Yang Jisheng quibbles and says that he did not get angry with the second king in private, he writes this just because only the second king is not afraid of his father's old age and can tell the truth impartially, haha

, Putting aside the fact that the two kings would definitely not dare to say that, just because he did not communicate with the two kings in advance, but wrote "maybe ask the two kings" to testify, Yang Jisheng cannot escape the charge of falsely transmitting the prince's decree. This is a heinous crime.

A serious crime, punishable by hanging."

Yan Shifan's face was filled with a confident smile, and as far as he was talking, he felt like he was giving advice, and Yang Jisheng was wiped out in ashes while talking and laughing.

"Hahaha, brother Donglou, I think Wenhua is worthy of me. With these two points, my foster father can rest easy..."

Zhao Wenhua was good at dancing, and his words not only flattered Yan Shifan, but also flattered Yan Song without leaving any trace.

"To despise your opponent is to ruin yourself." Yan Song put down the tea cup in his hand, waved his hand gently, and sighed softly, "How many people in history have despised their opponents and ended up being hated on the spot. Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu who was able to carry the tripod,

He despised Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty, and fell down and committed suicide with his head missing. In order to avenge his brothers, Liu Bei, the Zhaolie Emperor of the Three Kingdoms, despised the young scholar Lu Xun who was in command of Soochow, and was defeated by the enemy with fire in Yiting;

At the end of the Western Jin Dynasty and the early days of the Southern and Northern Dynasties, the former Qin Emperor Fu Jian led hundreds of thousands of troops to conquer the Eastern Jin Dynasty. He was known as "throwing a whip to cut off the flow". He was full of ambition and self-confidence. However, Xie An's plan was thwarted, resulting in "every tree and grass are soldiers".

A joke for the ages. There are many examples like this in history. Wenhua, you relaxed too early..."

"Yes, yes, this is what my adoptive father taught me." Zhao Wenhua nodded repeatedly and stepped forward to refill Yan Song's cup of tea. "Although Yang Ni is already a turtle in the urn, for Yang Ni, the children must be like lions fighting rabbits, and Mount Tai suppressing eggs.

, never give him a chance to breathe."

Yan Song nodded with satisfaction, picked up the teacup, took a sip, and said "good tea."

"Dad, when Yang Jisheng's memorial to impeach you reaches His Majesty, you don't need to mention the first point I just mentioned to His Majesty, His Majesty will naturally notice it. You only need to mention the second point to His Majesty.

Click, haha, you don’t have to worry about the rest." Yan Shifan said with a slight smile.

Yan Song nodded and continued to sip tea.

Zhao Wenhua smiled broadly and discussed with Yan Shifan what crime to charge Yang Jisheng.

The study room suddenly seemed to have entered the celebration phase in advance, with a burst of laughter and no tension at all.

Only Zhou Fangzheng in the corner had a surging Adam's apple and something to say.

"Master Zhou, do you have anything to say?" Yan Shifan had already noticed Zhou Fangzheng in the corner.

"Sir, the two fatal omissions you just mentioned were raised by Zhu Ping'an to Yang Ni when he visited Yang Ni this morning and suggested that they be deleted." Zhou Fangzheng raised his head and said softly.

Zhou Fangzheng's voice was very soft, but to everyone in the study, it was no more than a thunderous thunder.

Shocking!

"Click"

The tea cup in Yan Song's hand knocked over on the table, rolled onto the clothes between his crotch, and then fell to the ground. His crotch was wet and shattered on the ground, as if he had peed in fear.

"What!"

Zhao Wenhua was shocked and stood up from the table. His shouts of surprise were louder and more harsh than the tea cup Yan Song dropped on the ground.

Yan Shifan, who had always been confident and calm, with a smile that showed he had everything under control, also showed a panicked look for the first time.


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