The first thousand and forty-ninth chapters of my days in the Hou's mansion (1)
The summer sun has never been known to be gentle. It is hot and scorching the earth like a big fireball. The flowers, plants and trees are all sunburned and their heads are lowered. The birds don’t know where to hide to get some cool air.
Now, the stupid dog that used to have endless energy to flutter butterflies and chase cats has lost its vitality. Even its beloved big bone was thrown at its feet, and it just looked at it indifferently and continued to lie in the corner and stick out its tongue.
Finally a breeze blew up, bringing hot air to my face.
Different from the scorching summer outside, the inside of the bed is cool, comfortable and full of spring, which is like two seasons from the outside.
There are bonsais placed indoors, with green leaves and red flowers complementing each other. There are three Jiukui Bingjian statues placed in the corner. Each statue is more than one meter high. They are made of bronze and have a shape similar to the ancient tripod. There are ice cubes inside, and the slightest coolness comes from them.
The ice cream overflows along the Kui Shou, keeping the indoor temperature always cool and comfortable.
The hot wind blowing from outside blew into the room through the window, and it also became a cool and pleasant breeze, with a faint floral fragrance, which was very uncomfortable.
In the coolest and most comfortable place in the room, there is a six-foot-wide soft sandalwood couch, with a shark gauze mosquito net hanging beside it. The net is embroidered with beaded gold silk wintersweet flowers, the petals are vivid and exquisite, and the stamens are also embroidered.
It is delicate and discernible, and the wind moves the silk threads, just like the blooming wintersweet, like a dream. There is a white jade incense pillow on the soft couch, covered with soft silkworm ice cream, and layered with silk quilts.
There was a simple and honest young man lying on the soft couch, holding a book called "Resolution of Wrongs", sticking his butt out, looking at it with gusto. The young man's butt was bare, and it was wrapped with white gauze. The gauze was soaked with medicinal herbs, exuding
There is a medicinal fragrance.
A cute maid with a round face and a fat baby was sitting on the edge of the bed in a duck-like position, with a peach-shaped butt sitting on her white and tender feet. The little fat girl was holding a round fan embroidered with pictures of ladies, and was giving her hand in a leisurely manner.
The honest young man was fanning himself, and occasionally with a red face he would take care of the honest young man's pouted buttocks and cool it down, for fear that it would break out from heat rash.
"Uncle, does it still hurt? Hua'er was frightened yesterday." The fat maid asked with concern while fanning herself.
This baby fat maid is none other than the little maid Hua'er from the Linhuai Marquis Mansion. The bare-butt and honest young man lying on the soft couch is naturally Zhu Pingan. After a day of naked buttocks, Zhu Pingan has gone from blushing at the beginning to feeling calm now.
By the way, I’m used to it being red and red.
"It's okay, the pain is gone." Zhu Ping'an looked away from the scroll, waved his hand, turned to Hua'er and smiled.
When Hua'er heard Zhu Pingan say that her butt no longer hurts, her big eyes narrowed into two crescents with joy, as if she had heard the best news in the world.
"Uncle, do you know that the eldest daughter of the Hou family came back yesterday. I heard that my eldest son had an outhouse outside and was discovered by the eldest daughter. The eldest daughter led people to find it, but the eldest son stopped me. I was so angry.
The eldest lady has been crying all day..."
"Also, Master Zhou was taken to the casino by his friends yesterday. He lost all his money. I heard that even his clothes were stripped off by the casino people. Mrs. Linhuai was so angry that she almost broke the feather duster.
, the old lady was so angry that she didn’t even eat dinner..."
Hua'er, Baozi's little maid, was sitting on the soft couch, fanning herself, and gossiping with Zhu Ping'an about various things in the house with gusto.
Zhu Pingan lowered his head to look at the scroll, and occasionally responded with an um, um, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah and ah out of the way. Every time Hua'er, the little maid of Baozi, heard Zhu Pingan's response, her little cherry mouth became more enthusiastic when gossiping.
"Brother-in-law~brother-in-law~ Niuniu is here to see you."
A little milk sound came from outside, and then a little luoli girl ran over with her short legs and her little face turned red.
"Sister Niuniu, wait for me, wait for me..." Brother Rui, a naughty boy, followed closely behind little Luoli Niuniu like a follower, and also ran over.
"Slow down, slow down." Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but said with a smile as he saw two short-legged little pods running over again.
"Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, are you feeling better?" Little Luoli Niuniu ran over, raised her pink face and asked, blinking her big watery eyes.
"Tu...Brother-in-law, are you feeling better?" The naughty boy also raised his little head and asked with the same concern.
"Thank you Niuniu for coming to see my brother-in-law. My brother-in-law is much better. He can take Niuniu and you two out to play in a few days." Zhu Pingan put down the book in his hand, reached out and rubbed little Luoli Niuniu's little head, and then pinched the naughty child.
Brother Rui's little fat face said with a smile.
"Great, great, Niuniu can go shopping with her brother-in-law." Little Luoli Niuniu clapped her hands happily.
"I'm lying, my brother-in-law's ass was opened. The last time brother Zhou had his butt opened by his father, he lay in bed for two months before getting out of bed. Your butt is even more open than brother Zhou." Rui, a naughty kid.
Brother's head was shaking like a rattle, and his small eyes were staring at Zhu Ping'an's butt wrapped in gauze.
"Brother-in-law is in good health, so he recovered quickly." Zhu Ping'an smiled silently. How could this be the same? Fatty Zhou could lie down in bed to recuperate for a month if his finger even bleeds.
"Yeah, brother-in-law is the most powerful. Brother Zhou can't even catch up with brother-in-law on horseback. Of course brother-in-law is better than brother Zhou." Little Luoli Niuniu had full confidence in Zhu Ping'an and turned around to teach the naughty boy Rui Ge'er.
"Brother Zhou can't catch up with his brother-in-law even on horseback?" Brother Rui, a naughty kid, shook his little head.
"Brother-in-law is the number one scholar, brother Zhou?" Little Luoli Niuniu pinched her waist and asked the naughty boy Rui Geer.
"No. Brother Zhou was bought by my father with money, but he hasn't passed the exam yet." Brother Rui, the naughty boy, shook his head, his aura weakened by three points.
"Brother-in-law is a high official, is Brother Zhou?" Little Luoli pinched her waist, feeling more confident.
"Brother Zhou didn't pass the exam and didn't become an official. Dad always scolded Brother Zhou as a useless waste." Brother Rui, the naughty boy, shook his head again, his aura even weaker.
"Brother-in-law was beaten by the emperor, where is brother Zhou?" Xiao Luoli pointed at Zhu Pingan's injured butt and said proudly.
"Brother Zhou was beaten with a feather duster by my mother." Brother Rui, a naughty boy, had his head drooped and his momentum was gone.
"Then do you think brother-in-law or brother Zhou is more powerful?" Little Luoli Niuniu proudly asked the naughty boy Rui Geer.
"Brother-in-law is still awesome." The naughty boy Rui Geer had been convinced by little Luoli Niuniu and nodded.
"Of course." Little Luoli nodded with satisfaction.
"But that would be good too soon." The naughty boy Rui Geer stretched out his fat paw and scratched the back of his head.
"My brother-in-law is great, of course he will get better quickly." Little Luoli Niuniu was full of confidence.
Brother Rui, the naughty boy, was doubtful. He raised his little face, looked at Zhu Pingan and asked, "Is it true?"