"Hahahaha... The county magistrate sent you to deliver gifts. Please ask me to move the army to Jingnan and Ninghai?"
Heihachiro, the leader of the Japanese pirates, heard this and glanced at the butler at his feet, who was lying on the ground with a flattering look on his face. He couldn't help but look up to the sky and laugh wildly.
It's really ridiculous. The magistrate of Taiping County looks quite young, but he didn't expect that all his years would be passed down to a dog. I had just arrived at the city, and as soon as I started my battle, the magistrate of Taiping County had already given in. He is really more cowardly than a dog.
Sillier than a pig...compared to Xiaozhi County in Jingnan County, it's like heaven and earth.
However, I like it!
The more incompetent county magistrates like Ming Dynasty, the better!
After Heihachiro looked up to the sky and laughed wildly, the housekeeper smiled and lay down on the ground, nodding his head like a chicken scratching rice, "Yes, your Majesty, the small county is extremely poor, and the county magistrate is afraid that the hospitality will not be good enough and spoil the king's mood, so he invites you to your Majesty."
The army is moving to visit Jingnan and Ninghai. Jingnan and Ninghai counties are famous as the land of plenty in our Taizhou Prefecture. Not only are they extremely rich, but they are also famous for their beautiful women. I guarantee that your journey to move the army will be worthwhile."
"Haha, our army came all the way from the ocean, eating horses and chewing horses along the way. It consumed countless people. There are more than 100,000 children in the ocean camp, crying for food. You, the county magistrate, took this little thing and wanted to send me to move the army to other places.
Where’s the beggar?!”
Heihachiro sneered, kicked over the box containing gold and silver jewelry with disdain, and then pulled the housekeeper up from the ground with one hand, just like lifting a chicken, staring into his eyes ferociously,
asked fiercely.
Damn it!
So fierce!
"Your Majesty, have mercy on me, Your Majesty, please have mercy on me." The butler felt as if he was going to be eaten alive by Heihachiro in the next second. He was so frightened that he peed his pants and begged for mercy. Well, he really did. A stream of yellow liquid dripped down the corners of his trouser legs.
It trickled down and soon formed a patch on the ground.
"Um?"
Heihachiro, the leader of the Japanese pirates, heard the sound of running water, glanced down, and threw the butler into the pool of yellow liquid at his feet in disgust.
"Your Majesty, please forgive me, Your Majesty, please forgive me." The butler was thrown into the shit and fell face down in the yellow liquid. Regardless of the dirty look on his face, he quickly rolled over on the ground and kowtowed to the Japanese pirate leader Heihachiro repeatedly to beg for mercy.
"Hahaha, are all people in Ming Dynasty such cowards?!"
"Hahahaha, this coward is so funny. He is less courageous than a mouse, and worse than a pig or a dog."
Seeing the housekeeper's extremely embarrassed and shameless look, the Japanese pirates nearby couldn't help laughing.
"Boss, the Taiping County Magistrate treats us like beggars and sends such a coward here. Why don't we cut off this coward's head and let him have a look at it."
A Japanese pirate suggested to the leader Heihachiro.
"Your Majesty, spare your life, Your Majesty, please spare your life. The two armies are fighting. I will not kill the envoy."
Upon hearing the suggestion of beheading the Japanese pirates, the housekeeper was so frightened that his whole body shivered like chaff. He ignored the yellow turbid liquid beneath him and knocked his head down, making a splashing sound.
The pirate leader Heihachiro couldn't help but sneered when he saw the butler's cowardice. He waved his hand and rejected his subordinate's proposal, saying sarcastically, "Why would you cut off this coward's head? Feed it to the dogs?!"
"This little pig's head won't even be eaten by the dogs," the housekeeper hurriedly kowtowed.
"Bah! I have never seen such a shameless person."
A group of Japanese pirates laughed incessantly.
The housekeeper knelt on the ground, tried his best to put on a smile, and then smiled apologetically, so the Japanese pirates laughed louder.
"Coward, please listen to me."
The Japanese pirate leader Heihachiro used his feet to lift the chin of the butler who was kneeling on the ground, and stared at him with cold eyes.
"Your Majesty, I'm all ears, little one." The butler stretched out his hand to clasp his ears and said with a flattering look on his face.
"Here comes the knife!"
The Japanese pirate leader Heihachiro reached out and asked for a Japanese sword from the hands of his Japanese pirates, and pulled out the Japanese sword in front of the housekeeper.
The housekeeper began to tremble again, and the smile he tried to put on his face was frozen by this scene.
"Whoosh!"
Heihachiro thrust the Japanese sword straight in front of the butler, close to the butler's face, scaring the butler to the point of peeing again.
"This sword is a return gift from the governor!" Heihachiro, the leader of the Japanese pirates, said coldly.
"Ah?! Your Majesty"
When the housekeeper heard this, his face turned pale and his voice stuttered.
What does it mean when a Japanese pirate leader returns a Japanese sword? It goes without saying that this means that the talk is broken! We need to use the sword to solve the problem.
"This is also my return gift!"
The Japanese pirate leader Heihachiro took off the shell bracelet from his wrist, threw it in front of the housekeeper, and said calmly.
The shell bracelet is also a return gift?!
What's the meaning?!
The housekeeper picked up the bracelet with both hands, looking stunned, not understanding what the Japanese pirate leader Heihachiro meant.
After being stunned for two seconds, the butler's eyes suddenly lit up, with an overjoyed expression on his face, "I understand, I understand, there are ten shells in this string of shells, ten shells, ten times. The Japanese pirates are asking for ten times as a gift."
ah.
What a twist!
Although the Japanese pirate lion is talking loudly, it is self-evident that life is more important than money.
The butler was overjoyed.
"Bring these two gifts back to the magistrate, let the magistrate choose for himself. The governor will only give you a moment to burn the incense." Heihachiro, the leader of the Japanese pirates, looked at the housekeeper with an expression on his face and said coldly.
"Hi, hi, hi, I will report back to the county magistrate now. I believe the magistrate will be able to make a choice that satisfies the king."
The butler respectfully held the shell bracelet and Japanese sword with both hands, and said to Heihachiro with a respectful and flattering face.
"Go away! If you can't satisfy this governor after burning incense, all the people in Taiping will die, and no chickens or dogs will be left!"
The Japanese pirate leader Heihachiro threatened with a ferocious expression.
"Hey, hey, hey, get out of here, little one." The steward respectfully held the shell bracelet and the Japanese knife, and rolled out of the Japanese pirate camp. After leaving the Japanese pirate camp, the steward stood up as if he had won a big victory.
Just like the wind, they held their heads high, holding Japanese pirates and bracelets high in both hands, and ran towards the city wall.
Soon, a basket hung from the city wall. The steward climbed into the basket and was pulled up to the city wall.
"County Lord, County Lord, I've got good news for you," the housekeeper shouted excitedly as soon as he reached the city wall.
"What are you shouting about! You idiot! I'm afraid the world won't know! Go over there and tell me in a low voice." Wang Zhixian glared hard at the housekeeper and scolded.
The housekeeper nodded repeatedly, followed Wang Zhixian to the corner, shielded the left and right, handed the Japanese knife and shell bracelet to Wang Zhixian, and told the truth about the peace talks. Of course, he omitted the scene where he was pissed, and instead described himself.
Very brave.
"Ten times, ten times!"
After hearing the two choices given by the Japanese pirates, Wang Zhixian chose the latter without even thinking about it.