"Yan Lan, just give up. Brother Luo shared the news about Zhu Pingan with me so eagerly. It must be that Zhu Pingan's short-lived little thief has ended his short and sinful life. Hahahaha, it's so cool, so cool."
"
Ouyang Zishi laughed up to the sky and left. He waved his sleeves and ran out. He turned around and shouted to Yan Lan from a distance. Because he was drunk, he ran fast and turned his head to talk, so he bumped into him.
on the wall.
But even though he was hit with stars in his eyes and his forehead red and swollen, Ouyang Zishi's laughter never stopped.
Yes, he is happy, he is so happy, he has never been so happy in his life!
Ever since he came to the capital and met Zhu Ping'an, a little thief, Ouyang Zishi began to feel depressed. This depression lasted for a whole year.
Now, the little thief Zhu Ping'an is finally finished. He stole my Ouyang Zishi's first prize. Not only that, this damn little thief also despicably and shamelessly seduced and stole my Ouyang Zishi's fiancée. When I think of the last time I
When he saw the scene of Zhu Ping'an and Yan Lan's "private meeting" at home, Ouyang Zishi felt like there was a grassland above his head, his face was so distorted that he wanted to eat it alive. Only after he chopped Zhu Ping'an alive did he feel a little relieved of the hatred in his heart! Huh! I'll come into you.
You didn't even let me go to the yard, but you secretly had a private meeting with Zhu Pingan in the house! Haha, now that Zhu Pingan, the little thief, is finally finished, Yan Lan, just give up on this idea. It feels so good, it feels so good.
"If you are happy in life, you must have all the fun. Don't let the golden bottle stand empty against the moon. It feels so good, so good. I want to drink to my heart's content tonight..."
Ouyang Zishi was so happy that he went crazy and ran towards the outer courtyard while walking, laughing and singing.
Uh... I'm afraid Mr. Biao is stupid, right?!
Behind, the girls, who were stunned, looked at Ouyang Zishi's stumbling and running figure, and their little mouths opened in an O shape in surprise.
"You're crazy... What does Zhu Ping'an have to do with me?! He's talking nonsense, and a stinky dog can't spit out ivory from his mouth."
In Lanting Garden, the second Miss Yan Yan Lan frowned and looked at Ouyang Zishi's ecstatic back. She made an incomprehensible expression on her face, pouted her mouth and cursed, then bit her lower lip lightly and turned to the side.
The little maid whispered, "Tui'er, go and follow him and see what's wrong with him?"
Cui'er took the order and chased him out.
Ouyang Zishi walked halfway and saw Cui'er following him, and was even more happy. He knew that Cui'er was Yan Lan's personal maid, so he deliberately slowed down his pace so that she could keep up. Okay, I'll let you die completely.
Heart, let your girl hear with her own ears the news that this little thief Zhu Ping'an is dead, so that you don't have to say that I deceived you!
Ouyang Zishi trotted excitedly to the Chuihua Gate and saw Luo Longwen with an eager face outside the door.
Luo Longwen was an outsider and could not enter the inner house, so he could only wait outside the Chuihua Gate. As for Ouyang Zishi, because he was a close relative of the Yan family, and there were frequent reports of his marriage to Yan Lan, the old lady who guarded the inner house let Ouyang Zishi in.
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"Hahaha, finally there is news about Zhu Pingan, Brother Luo, Brother Luo, you know, I, Ouyang Zishi, have been looking forward to this day for a long time. Ever since Zhu Pingan was demoted to Jingnan, I have been looking forward to the stars and the moon.
Looking forward to this day”
When Ouyang Zishi saw Luo Longwen from a distance, he laughed and greeted Luo Longwen.
ha?!
Have you been looking forward to this day for so long?!
Little brother Ouyang, it is true that I have the news about Zhu Pingan, but this news is by no means good news for you and me. You said you are looking forward to the stars and the moon and you are looking forward to this day, then
When Luo Longwen heard Ouyang Zishi say that he had been looking forward to this day for a long time, he couldn't help but look constipated. He knew that Ouyang Zishi was wrong, so he hurriedly said, "Brother Ouyang, this news is terrible."
However, before Luo Longwen said the second half of his sentence, "It's not good news," he was interrupted by Ouyang Zishi, who was crazy with joy. Most people drink to a certain extent, and alcohol stimulates the nervous system to be excited, and their words are more complex.
Duo, Ouyang Zishi was in this state now. He continued his happy and excited shouting, interrupting Luo Longwen's words, "Hahaha, Brother Luo, Brother Luo, my good Brother Luo, you are really
My magpie, bring me good news early in the morning."
What a fucking magpie?!
The news I’m about to say is not good news!
Luo Longwen couldn't say anything in front of the excited Ouyang Zishi. The corners of his mouth twitched involuntarily, and his face turned red from holding back.
"Brother Luo, do you still remember the song "Serve the Country with Loyalty" that Zhu Ping'an sang at the banquet before the palace examination?! How do you feel about being beheaded today? Serving the country is difficult and involves many battles. I am going to Quantai to recruit old troops, and I will kill Yama with a hundred thousand banners.
', this poem has been very popular in the capital recently. Every time I hear it, I can't help spitting out thick phlegm. How can a weak scholar's talk on paper attract so much attention from everyone! However, today, I just want to
I want to recite this poem, hahahaha, what does it mean to be cut off today? I will go to the Quantai to call for the old part. What a wonderful poem, so suitable for the occasion. Today, I will be cut off. I will go to the Quantai. Hahaha. If you walk at night, you will often encounter ghosts and cowhide.
If you brag too much, you will be struck by lightning. Zhu Pingan finally got his comeuppance. No, hahaha, no, it should be said that he finally got his wish. Hahaha, it’s great. Brother Luo, tell me, how did Zhu Pingan do it?
Dead?! Killed by unruly people? Killed by bandits? Killed by Miao Man? Or killed by Japanese pirates? Or do you know how you died? Hahaha."
Ouyang Zishi laughed and chattered endlessly, talking and laughing. Luo Longwen wanted to interrupt several times but could not get in the way. It was not until finally Ouyang Zishi excitedly asked Luo Longwen the cause of Zhu Ping'an's death that Luo Longwen had a chance.
Open your mouth.
"Brother Ouyang Xian, Zhu Pingan, Zhu Pingan he"
But when he had the chance to speak, Luo Longwen looked at Ouyang Zishi, who looked excited, expectant, and ecstatic. His mouth opened and closed several times, but he couldn't say the words in his throat.
"Hahaha, Brother Luo, I am so happy that I am speechless. You still need to develop your concentration."
Seeing Luo Longwen's mouth open and close, Ouyang Zishi thought that Luo Longwen was too excited to speak, so he couldn't help laughing and patted Luo Longwen on the shoulder, joking.
God was so happy that he was speechless!
Luo Longwen gritted his teeth and spat out the words, "Brother Ouyang Xian, this news is not good news. A few days ago, tens of thousands of Japanese pirates raided Taizhou Prefecture, and more than 3,000 Japanese pirates attacked Jingnan County along the way."
"good!"
Before Luo Longwen finished speaking, Ouyang Zishi shouted excitedly with the veins on his neck exposed.
"Hehehe, Brother Luo is naughty. It's not good news when you say it. I couldn't help but feel a little bit in my heart. I didn't expect that, hehehe, it turned out that Brother Luo was teasing me on purpose. Three thousand Japanese pirates attacked Jingnan County. Hehehe,
Okay, if this is not good news, what else is good news?! It turns out that Zhu Pingan was killed by Japanese pirates, haha." Ouyang Zishi smiled and patted Luo Longwen on the shoulder.
Smiling, Ouyang Zishi saw Luo Longwen's constipated expression and suddenly realized what he was doing.
"Oh, yes, yes, there are Japanese invaders in Taizhou and Japanese invaders in Jingnan. This is not good news for our Ming Dynasty. Well, brother Luo deserves to be in the officialdom for a long time. This political consciousness is high, cough, cough, woah, woe,
Ouch!" Ouyang Zishi suddenly realized. He tried his best to suppress the smile on his face, trying to put on an expression of compassion, but he couldn't restrain the smile on his face. He broke the news in one second and patted Luo Longwen with a smile.
He shook his shoulder and said, "Haha, okay, I know you can't hold it in anymore. It's not too late to pretend to be indignant after we get out of the house. Just laugh if you want. What are you afraid of in this house?"
God is so pretentious!
Luo Longwen almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, shook his head repeatedly, and said sadly, "Brother Ouyang, more than 3,000 Japanese pirates attacked Jingnan, but Zhu Ping'an did not die. Not only did he not die, he also made great achievements!
"
"What?!" Ouyang Zishi was shocked, and the smile on his face suddenly withered. He shook his head, with a smile on his face, and looked at Luo Longwen hopefully, "Haha, Brother Luo, are you kidding me?
?”
"How can I be in the mood to joke with you? Zhu Pingan not only defended Jingnan County, but also beheaded 824 Japanese pirates. Not only that, he also liberated the neighboring Taiping County!
"
Luo Longwen said sadly.
Plop!
When Ouyang Zishi heard this, his eyes darkened, and he fell to the ground with a thud, causing a cloud of dust to fly.
"Brother Ouyang Xian! Brother Ouyang Xian!"
Luo Longwen's panicked shouts were vaguely heard in his ears.