"Of course." Zhu Pingan nodded, then looked at the witch Ruonan with a curious look, and said with a smile, "However, there is no free lunch in the world, everything has a price..."
The demon girl Ruonan frowned when she heard this, looked at Zhu Pingan warily, her pale lips curved in a mocking arc, and said to Zhu Pingan with a smile, "Geez, stinky brother, what do you want?!"
Bad brother?!
You stink! What's that look in your eyes and your tone?! Am I, Zhu Ping'an, so unbearable in your heart?! With your expression and tone, don't you think I'm taking advantage of you and asking you to sacrifice yourself?!
Well, it seems that this witch really thinks this. Zhu Pingan couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth speechlessly, and replied angrily, "Don't worry, what I want is definitely not what you think."
The witch Ruonan's face darkened, her laughter stopped abruptly, and she rolled her eyes, "Then what do you want?"
Yes, the nerd's character is pretty good. Hua'er warms the bed every night and the nerd never sleeps.
The witch Ruonan thought truthfully.
"What do you think of me?" Zhu Pingan looked at the demon Ruonan and asked seriously.
When the demon girl Ruonan heard this, she couldn't help but raise her eyebrows. Just now, she thought that the nerd had a good character. Unexpectedly, she was slapped in the face the next second. This guy actually asked me such a question. This is not Sima Zhao's heart. Everyone knows it.
!
"What are you doing, do you want to take me as your concubine?! Stop dreaming, my aunt, I won't let anyone else be my concubine until my death."
The witch Ruonan couldn't help but spit at Zhu Ping'an, and the fish dagger slipped into her palm again.
Usually when a boy asks a girl, "What do you think of me," isn't it because he wants to marry her for life?
I didn't expect that bastard Zhu Ping'an to actually have an idea for me! This bastard didn't just want to have a meal, this bastard actually wanted to take me home, and when he wanted to eat, he would put it back in the pot and heat it up.
.....
I don’t know when this bastard started to have such bad ideas. When we were in the same room in Anqing Mansion, this dirty bastard coveted my beauty and had such bad ideas!
The more the witch Ruonan thought about it, the more she realized that this was what she was thinking. She couldn't help but glared at Zhu Ping'an and spat disdainfully, "Bah, you are a sanctimonious hypocrite, eating from the bowl and looking at the pot!"
"Dizzy! Why do you have such a dirty mind? What are you thinking about? Stop having sweet dreams, okay?"
Zhu Ping'an had a dark look on his face, looked at the demon Ruonan speechlessly, and complained repeatedly.
"Who has a sweet dream?!" After listening to Zhu Pingan's words, the demon girl Ruonan wanted to have a duel with Zhu Pingan.
"Stop it! Do you still want to hear the answer?" Zhu Pingan glanced at the demon girl Ruonan and said calmly.
Hit the snake seven inches.
As soon as Zhu Ping'an said this, the demon girl Ruonan immediately turned off the flames and gritted her teeth and said, "Then why are you asking me such a question."
"Forget it, let me put it another way, am I trustworthy?" Zhu Ping'an said speechlessly.
The demon girl Ruonan rolled her eyes at Zhu Pingan, "What's the difference between your question and the one just now?!"
"Okay, let me put it another way. What is my character like?!"
Zhu Ping'an was completely speechless. My question is normal, right? How could you, a witch, think so wrongly?!
"Grrrr... Bratty brother, tell me what you want to do, tell the truth, don't beat around the bush, you scholars are just twists and turns, nothing good...
..”
The enchantress Ruonan rolled her eyes. She always felt that Zhu Pingan had something wrong with her. The way he looked at her was wrong at first. He clearly looked like a rare creature. She must have some bad intentions in mind.
"Okay, if the boy and girl are happy, I'll tell you straight away. I want to meet the master of your copycat village."
The corners of Zhu Ping'an's mouth twitched, and he was speechless to the extreme. He was too lazy to talk nonsense with the witch and directly stated his purpose.
Forehead!
It turns out that this is what the nerd had in mind! He was overthinking it! The demon girl Ruonan couldn't help but blush, feeling vaguely disappointed, and then looked at Zhu Pingan warily the next second, "What do you want to see our leader?
Are you going to hold a Hongmen Banquet?! In the name of meeting, are you going to arrest someone?!"
"Where are you thinking? I just want to have a chat with your boss and talk about the future of your village."
Zhu Ping'an's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot. He really didn't expect that he would be so unbearable in the heart of the demon girl.
"Heh, before you lie, please convince yourself first, okay? You, an official, asked the king of the mountain to meet, just to chat?! Weasel is sending New Year's greetings to the rooster. It's not a good intention." The demon girl Ruonan curled her lips.
"Do you think banditry is a promising career? If you think that being a bandit has a bright future, then just pretend I didn't say anything. If it weren't for your sake, I wouldn't care about your copycat village."
Zhu Pingan twitched his lips and said lightly.
"What are your plans?" The demon Ruonan looked at Zhu Pingan seriously.
"I wish you a stable future in Shanzhai, and I wish Jingnan peace." Zhu Ping'an replied with a serious look on his face.
"Recruitment?" The enchantress Ruonan raised her eyebrows, "None of the heroes from Liangshan will end well after they are recruited."
"What?! I, Zhu Ping'an, am not worthy of trust in my character! Let alone disaster relief and peace of mind, let's talk about the Wuxi Miao rebellion not long ago. How did I deal with it?! I worked with them on grain, grass, fields, and construction.
Wuxi Town has been authorized to live and multiply for generations... You have seen all this with your own eyes. I, Zhu Pingan, always keep my word when doing things, pay attention to win-win when doing things, and never do stupid things like drinking poison to quench thirst."
Zhu Ping'an looked at the demon Ruonan with burning eyes and said seriously.
The demon girl Ruonan pondered for a few seconds, looked up at Zhu Pingan, and said equally seriously, "You are doing useless work, they will not agree."
"You don't have to worry about this. You just need to send a message. If you are worried about safety, you can decide the location of the conversation."
Zhu Pingan replied with a smile.
"I can try." The demon girl Ruonan nodded, then glared at Zhu Pingan hard, and said bitterly, "Are you satisfied?! Now you can tell me, one of you is a 'coward' and the other is you.
What do you mean?!"
"Shu'er is arrogant, and the letter with the word 'coward' in it is asking me how many people I have in mind; I replied 'you', so of course I said"
Zhu Pingan smiled faintly, shrugged, and then turned back to the house.
"Boys and girls... I'm getting goosebumps." Hearing this, the demon girl Ruonan and the demon girl Ruonan were a little crazy for a moment. It took a few seconds to react. Facing Zhu Pingan's back, she shook her delicate body exaggeratedly.
"Envy me, single dog..." Zhu Ping'an didn't even look back and gave the demon Ruo Nan a critical blow.
"Narcissistic, who is envious!" The demon Ruonan immediately retorted.
But if I ask myself, I feel envious. It seems to be a little bit, maybe more, but I can’t weigh it.
If you can meet a close friend, this life is enough... If you want to find the person of your heart, we will never be apart until we grow old...
Who is that girl from the capital? She should be smiling nicely when she receives the nerd's reply.