Chapter 1,361: In a sea of ??people, it’s hard to find a confidant
Hearing the "feat" of Fatty Fatty's examination paper painting, Zhu Ping'an couldn't calm down for a long time and couldn't understand Fatty Fatty's magical brain circuit.
"What kind of painting did you draw?" Liu Dadao asked curiously.
"I drew an altar table, lit three pillars of incense, dressed in the imperial examination robe, worshiped my ancestors at home, and told my ancestors the news that I had won the imperial examination." The greasy fat man stretched out his greasy fingers, removed a few dishes, and simply placed them on the table.
After sketching it out, he quickly presented the painting he made at that time on the table in a simple but vivid way.
The fat man's self-portrait is really vivid. With a few simple strokes, the fat man's own energy and spirit are given to it. He is dressed in a robe, holds three sticks of incense, and is worshiping his ancestors at the altar table in high spirits.
At this point, Zhu Pingan completely understood why Examiner Lin commented that the article was too short and thick-skinned.
You haven't finished the exam yet, and you drew a picture of yourself winning the exam and worshiping your ancestors. No wonder the examiner said your essay was short and thick-skinned. I guess when examiner Lin saw your test paper and drawing, what came to his mind was Zhuge Liang scolding Wang Lang.
Quote: "I have never seen anyone so shameless!"
You are truly worthy of the name of a genius. The things you have done are unbelievable and ordinary people will never understand them.
"This painting has both form and spirit, how wonderful it is. Mr. Lin is extremely pedantic! He doesn't know how to appreciate it!" the greasy fat man said through gritted teeth.
Zhu Ping'an didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He was about to educate the fat man about the taboos in the imperial examination, when he heard the greasy fat man burst into laughter.
"Brother Hu, why are you laughing?" Zhu Pingan asked.
"Hahaha, what a coincidence. A few years later, at another provincial examination, I met old scholar Lin as the examiner again. Don't you think my article is too short? Who can't write long articles? This time,
I will write a long essay for you to read. So I, hahaha, not only filled up the test paper, but also filled up the table and chairs. When I finally handed in the paper, I carried the table and chair together.
Go up, you didn't see that the old scholar had a green face at that time."
The greasy fat man laughed and said, especially when he said that the examiner Dowlin's face turned green, he got so high that he took off.
The corner of Zhu Ping'an's mouth twitched. You are such a talented person!
"Brother Hu, do you know the taboos of the imperial examination?" Zhu Pingan looked at the greasy fat man helplessly.
"Of course." The greasy fat man nodded.
"Then why are you?" Zhu Ping'an said speechlessly.
"Whenever you feel excited, there's no need to suppress it. I'm just such a man." The greasy fat man puffed out his chest and said without hesitation.
Zhu Ping'an was speechless. How could you win the exam like this?!
"Of course, I suppressed it later and never did such a thing again." The greasy fat man sighed.
When Zhu Pingan heard this, the corner of his mouth twitched again, expressing disbelief in Fatty's words. Nature is easy to change but hard to change. Fatty, although you are not so bold in your behavior. You no longer draw on the test paper or compose on the table.
But you must still be out of touch with your eight-part answer sheet for the imperial examination and include some private stuff.
The Eight-Part Part Examination takes questions from the Four Books and Five Classics, and the content must also imitate the tone of the ancients and speak for the saints. Free expression is absolutely not allowed, no deviance is allowed, and no views that violate the meaning of the saints' scriptures or are inconsistent with the saints are inevitable. Otherwise, it is inevitable to lose one's reputation.
The fat man is a genius, his thoughts are beyond this era, and his temperament is such that it is too difficult for him not to bring in private goods. However, if this problem is not corrected, it will be difficult to win the exam! Unless all the examiners are included
Once you get through, the green light will be given to you, otherwise you will be an insulator.
"Brother Hu, in the imperial examination, the eight-legged essay should follow the words of the saints," Zhu Pingan couldn't help but remind him.
"Is what the saint says necessarily correct?" The greasy fat man turned his head, looked at Zhu Ping'an, and asked his soul, "Does the saint's words that Zhu Zi and others annotate must be what the saint meant?"
Question the saint, question Zhu Xi!
You really have great ideas, and your thoughts surpass those of most people in this era. It is true that the sage may not be right, and Zhu Xi’s comments may not necessarily be what the sage meant to express, but
However, if you want to pass the imperial examination, you have to acquiesce that he is right and that Zhu Xi's comments are what the sage meant.
This is the imperial examination correct.
"Brother Hu, not all the words of the saint are correct, and Zhu Xi's annotations are not necessarily what the saint meant." Zhu Pingan replied, and then reminded the fat man, "However, if Brother Hu wants to pass the imperial examination, he must
It must be acquiesced that the words of the sage are universally applicable, and Zhu Xi’s annotations are the same as those of Zhu Xi.
"You have gone one step further than others, but it is a pity that you are still a common person. Alas, it is easy to get a lot of money, but it is difficult to find a close friend."
After hearing Zhu Pingan's words, the greasy fat man's eyes brightened and then darkened. He shook his head in disappointment and sighed.
Well
Am I a layman?!
Do you know capitalism? Do you know Marxism-Leninism? Do you know materialism and dialectics? Do you know philosophy? Do you know the theory of relativity? Do you know physical chemistry? You know
Haha, believe it or not, if I pick one out and tell you about it, it will scare you to death.
Hearing the fat man say that he was a layman, Zhu Pingan couldn't help but twitch his lips.
"Oh, the world is so big, and there are so many people. My soulmate, where are you?! Life is so lonely as snow. This world is getting more and more unlovable." The greasy man touched the oil stains at the corner of his mouth.
, sighing with sadness, like a lone beast abandoned in a corner,
"I do know one of your confidants." Zhu Pingan couldn't help but said when he saw the fat man's disappointed look.
"Oh, who? What qualifications does he have to be my confidant?" the greasy fat man asked curiously and disbelievingly.
"This person believes in gold, has a famous reputation, and is named Shengtan." Zhu Pingan replied.
"Jin Shengtan?! Is it the sigh of a saint? This person's name is quite interesting. You didn't make it up, right?!"
The greasy fat man looked at Zhu Ping'an with burning eyes and said suspiciously.
"Jin Shengtan is a real person, I am not making up nonsense." Zhu Pingan looked at the greasy man with a calm face, because Jin Shengtan was indeed a real person, but he was born in the late Ming Dynasty and early Qing Dynasty more than a hundred years later.
Seeing the calmness and determination in Zhu Pingan's eyes, the greasy fat man believed that there was indeed Jin Shengtan.
"Even if there is a person like Jin Shengtan, what qualifications does he have to call me my confidant?" The greasy fat man shrugged his shoulders.
The greasy fat man was very doubtful. In his opinion, his best friend in this world may not have been born yet, because at least so far, he has not met one, let alone one, not even half of them.
Therefore, the greasy fat man did not have much expectations for the Jin Shengtan mentioned by Zhu Ping'an.