Because tomorrow he had to go to He Gong's gongzheng yamen to collect bowl-mouthed cannons and to Linhuaihou's navy camp to collect 100 horses, Zhu Ping'an had to stay in Yingtian for another day and postponed his departure date.
"Ah, there has been a mutiny among the soldiers in Zhenwu Camp?! Uncle, are you okay? Are you injured anywhere..."
During dinner, Hua'er listened to Zhu Pingan's story about what happened in Zhenwu Camp. When she heard the news about the mutiny in Zhenwu Camp, her face turned pale with fright. Not to mention how nervous she was, it was as if it was not Zhu Pingan who was mutinied but her.
He immediately put down his chopsticks and came to Zhu Pingan to check whether Zhu Pingan was injured.
"It's okay, I'm back, what else can happen?" Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but smile when he saw Hua'er's nervous look.
Hua'er checked up and down, and after confirming that Zhu Ping'an was not injured, he felt a little relieved. However, he pouted his little mouth and scolded, "It's true that these big-headed soldiers will not mutiny one day early, and they will not mutiny one day late.
It happened that the mutiny happened when my uncle went to the camp, and he didn’t know how to read the almanac..."
Look at the almanac?! Zhu Ping'an couldn't help crying or laughing when he heard this. Hua'er is really trying to force someone to do something difficult.
"Hua'er, let me tell you, mutiny is 10,000 times more dangerous than you think." The witch Ruonan said plausibly, "The bookworm got lucky this time and saved his life."
"Ah?" Hua'er's little face suddenly turned paler, and her little mouth opened wide enough to fit an egg in, "Ten thousand times?!"
"Of course. If you think about it, the soldiers are all rich and powerful, and any one of them can beat up a nerd. They wield swords and guns every day and practice killing skills. What about the nerd?! He is black and black.
I am thin and have no strength in my hands. I write and draw every day. Do you think these ruffian mutinies are dangerous?! Moreover, who are these ruffian mutinies targeting? Isn’t it just the nerds and other officials?
of......"
Because Zhu Ping'an didn't take her to Zhenwu Camp, the witch Ruonan was busy adding fuel to the fire.
"ah?!"
After listening to the enchanting Ruonan's embellished description, Hua'er's face turned pale and her mouth opened wide.
"I'm not trying to scare you." The demon girl Ruonan said with a serious face, "Let me give you a real example. In the Heifeng Village next door to us, there are five to six hundred bandits with strong soldiers and horses. They are the strongest in the mountain. They are called the "Big Boss"
Tai Sui, a man with black hair and a beard, is as strong as a bear. He wields two large axes, each weighing a hundred kilograms. They are used to block gods and kill Buddhas. They are the second master of the family and are known as the One-Sword Master.
, do you know why he is called the One-Sword Man? It is because he only needs one sword to kill, unsheath the sword, and seal the throat with one sword, so he is called the One-Sword Man. The three heads of the family, known as Sai Li Guang, can shoot.
With a hard bow made of two stones, he could shoot through a poplar with a hundred steps when he was drunk. He said he would shoot a fly in the left eye but not in the right eye. The fourth of their masters was known as the Living King of Hell. He was a ferocious character who tore people alive and stammered human flesh. With his roar, the wild beasts in the mountains were stunned.
The dogs were so frightened that they became incontinent... As a result, there was an uneven distribution of the spoils in Heifeng Village, which caused the bandits to mutiny. Didn't you see it? It was a hell on earth. The whole gathering
The righteous hall was stained red with blood. The first master of Heifeng Village had half his head chopped off with his own axe, and his brains sprayed onto the beams. The second master was stabbed seven or eight times without even pulling out his sword.
There were transparent holes, and the intestines were leaking all over the floor. The third master was shot into a hedgehog by a hidden arrow, and the fourth master was the worst. He was cut into seven or eight sections, which made the wild dogs in the village easier...
It was so miserable. The people who were called to clean up the mess in our village did not dare to close their eyes at night when they came back. They had nightmares for a whole month. Think about it, the mutiny of hundreds of bandits in a broken village is so terrifying, and the rebellion of thousands
What about the mutiny of tens of thousands of ruffian soldiers? Wouldn’t it be a hundred times or ten thousand times more terrifying..."
The witch dances like a man, and her voice changes emphasis from time to time. She speaks as if she is actually there, which is very captivating.
"Ah..." After hearing this, Hua'er couldn't help but make up her mind, and then her hair stood up in fear.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Uncle...you'd better not go to the military camp again. It's too dangerous..."
Hua'er looked at Zhu Ping'an eagerly, like a frightened little beast, and said with a cry.
"Halo, Hua'er, don't listen to her nonsense. It's nothing. What about Black Wind Village? That's all her nonsense."
Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but said speechlessly.
"What nonsense? Haha, am I the one who made the nonsense about today's mutiny?!" The demon Ruonan chuckled.
"Uncle, isn't the Marquis also in Yingtian? Can you please ask the Marquis for help? Please don't worry about the military preparations." Hua'er tightly grasped Zhu Pingan's sleeves with her two little hands and said in a tearful voice.
"Halo, where are all this? The ordering of the army is the order of the Holy One. It's useless to ask anyone to ask for permission. Don't listen to Ruonan's nonsense. There is no Black Wind Stronghold, and the risk of mutiny is rare in a hundred years.
, our Ming Dynasty has been founded for hundreds of years, with thousands of military camps, and the number of mutinies that have occurred is only a handful. Let’s put it this way, the probability of a mutiny is lower than the probability of choking to death from drinking cold water, not to mention that the mutinies are all because of Shangguan.
It was caused by withholding food and wages and mistreating the soldiers. How can I, Zhu Pingan, be the person who withheld food and wages and mistreated the soldiers? Besides, everyone is responsible for the rise and fall of the world, and as an official of the imperial court, I am even more responsible. Now the Japanese pirates are rampant in the south of the Yangtze River, burning, killing, looting, and committing all kinds of evil.
, the once land of abundance has been turned into a hell on earth by Japanese pirates. How can I just sit back and do nothing? Now that the Holy Father has given me the responsibility of organizing military preparations, I can do my part to drive out Japanese pirates and save the people of Jiangnan. How can I avoid it just because of the slightest risk?
Responsibility?! The sooner we get rid of the Japanese pirates, the less the people will suffer."
Zhu Ping'an glared at the demon girl Ruonan, stretched out his hand to rub Hua'er's hair, and explained with silent relief.
The witch Ruonan gave Zhu Ping'an a blank look in return.
"Is it really lower than the risk of choking to death from drinking water?" Hua'er raised her head and asked after hearing Zhu Ping'an's relief.
"Of course, have you heard about the mutiny before this?" Zhu Pingan asked.
Hua'er shook her head. She was a little maid who hardly ever left the house. She had never heard of any mutiny.
"So, mutiny is a rare thing that happens once in a hundred years. If I encounter a mutiny today, I will never encounter it again in the next hundred years." Zhu Ping'an said in a serious tone.
"Really?" Hua'er was dubious.
"Of course it's true. When did I lie to you?" Zhu Pingan nodded vigorously.
"Yeah." Hua'er nodded.
"You've lied to her now." The demon Ruonan rolled her eyes.
Hua'er looked at Zhu Ping'an and then at the demon Ruonan.
"That was a white lie. He deliberately lied to you in order to reassure you." The demon girl Ruonan said to Hua'er, "Usually there are few mutinies, but when there is a war, there are more mutinies because of the food, wages and dangers.
They got together. Did you hear what he said? If we get rid of the Japanese pirates, there will be less fighting."
"Indispensable..." Hua'er was led away by the demon girl Ruonan.
"Your uncle is another nerd. Every man is responsible for the rise and fall of a country. He is bound to be in danger in the future." The demon Ruonan continued.
"What should we do?" Hua'er became nervous again.
"The simplest way is to have a careful expert protect him. Even if there is danger, he can still save his life."
A witch is like a man who is good at seducing people.
"Careful masters? Liu Dadao and the others..." Hua'er thought of Liu Dadao and the others.
"Oh, men are all careless, how can they be relied on? Today they also followed your young master, and you also heard what the nerd said, they all went to collect military equipment, and no one was around to protect the nerd. So, just, just
It's not enough to be a master, you have to be careful enough, not a careless man."
The fox tail of the witch Ruonan is exposed.
"Careful master? Men can't?" Hua'er murmured a few words and looked at the demon Ruonan thoughtfully.
"You have good taste." The corners of the demon Ruonan's mouth curved up.