The first thousand four hundred and seventy-four chapters turned into a joke
"You are still young, but it doesn't matter. Every time you take a cut, you gain wisdom. If you get beaten twice more, you will grow up."
"The ancients said: 'Soldiers are important matters of the country, the place of life and death, and the way of survival.' Mr. Zhu needs to pay more attention to it in the future. Hearing from hearsay, there is no basis for it."
"Haha, have you noticed that Mr. Zhu didn't say a word in the meeting? If Mr. Zhu wants to have something to say in the military meeting, he needs to read more military books, learn more from senior generals, and needs to settle down more.
Only when you have something in your stomach can you have something to say. Mr. Zhu still has a long way to go."
After Zhu Ping'an came out of the Ministry of War, some words that were either false or sarcastic were still ringing in his ears.
hehe
Zhu Ping'an lowered the corner of his mouth, and then embarked on the road back to Peach Blossom Collection without looking back.
During this period, the Marquis of Linhuai and the Duke of Wei wanted to let Zhu Ping'an come over for dinner, but Zhu Ping'an declined.
Rejected.
I really am not in the mood to eat.
According to historical records, the Japanese pirates who landed in Shangyu would come to attack Yingtian City within a few days. According to the historical trajectory, this group of Japanese pirates attacked Yingtian City and even almost succeeded. Of course, even if they failed to capture Yingtian City in the end,
, the Japanese pirates also showed off their power under Yingtian City, and finally escaped without a trace under Yingtian City. Do you dare to believe this? Are you willing to do so?!
The Japanese pirates were so excited when they pretended to be cool and could still run away! The Japanese pirates were also stimulated to the point of orgasm!
However, the Ming Dynasty was deeply troubled! The people of Jiangnan were pierced by thousands of arrows!
Zhu Pingan was unwilling to accept this scene. Since I, Zhu Pingan, already knew it, how could I turn a blind eye and not hear it?
If you don’t have anyone to go with you, you’ll have to walk alone! I, Zhu Pingan, will do my best!
Even if we can't stop this group of Japanese pirates from attacking Yingtian, we will do our best to bury them under Yingtian City!
You pretend to be cool and still want to run away, how can anything in the world be so cheap?
To defeat the Japanese pirates, let’s start with this group of Japanese pirates!
Zhu Pingan made up his mind! His eyes became firm and he hurried back to Peach Blossom Collection without looking back.
As the saying goes: Good things never go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles.
After Zhu Ping'an left, the urgent military situation he reported at the Ministry of War meeting, with the help of thoughtful people, became a joke after dinner and spread quickly. In less than half a day, all the yamen with official offices in Yingtian were
Everyone knew about this joke, and it quickly spread within the yamen, and it continued to spread virally outside the official circles. There were even people in some teahouses and restaurants who were making fun of Zhu Ping'an's emergency military situation.
Yingtian City has been in peace for a long time. Except when Emperor Yongle seized the throne, Yingtian City has seen swords and weapons half of the time. At other times, there has never been war in Yingtian, and it has never seen swords and weapons. Take the current intensifying Japanese troubles as an example. Don’t look at the Japanese pirates.
The commotion was so intense that not even a single spark reached Yingtian City.
Those who respond to Heaven, respond to Heaven, and respond to Heaven are those who respond to Heaven’s will!
After all, Yingtian City was once the imperial city and is now the capital of the Ming Dynasty. We were once at the feet of the Emperor. How can any evil spirit with no eyes dare to come to Yingtian to disobey God's will and offend the power of God!
It is no exaggeration to say that even if the sky falls, not a single brick will hit Yingtian City.
As Yingtian people, we still have this pride and confidence.
It is precisely because the Yingtian people have this pride and self-confidence that when they hear the joke about Zhu Ping'an's emergency military situation that someone deliberately spread, they find it particularly funny and spread it so quickly.
Even if the sky falls, it won't hit Yingtian. You actually say that eighty Japanese pirates dare to attack Yingtian?!
Are you kidding me?
Moreover, I heard that the person who reported this urgent military situation was Enke’s top pick last year!
Then, this is even funnier!
Even though he was admitted as the top scholar, he actually reported such an outrageous emergency military situation?! Haha, are you stupid because of studying?! This is the first time in my life that I have doubts about the saying that "the top scholar is the Wenqu star who descended to earth".
"Pfft, what are you talking about? Eighty Japanese pirates attacked Yingtian City. Did Mr. Zhu Ping'an from the Zhejiang Prosecution and Prosecution Department really say that?! Hahaha, it's really funny."
"If this group of eighty or so Japanese pirates really come to harass Yingtian City, would you believe that I would eat shit in public?!"
"I heard he was the number one scholar. I really doubt how he got there?! They say the number one scholar is Wenquxing who descended to earth. Ahem, I think it was Wenquxing who descended to earth and accidentally landed on his head and fell silly, right?!
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With the help of caring people, Zhu Ping'an became a big news in Yingtian, enriching people's gossip and jokes after dinner.
Afternoon.
The Jiangsu and Zhejiang Procuratorate has received the exact news from the Ministry of War. Zhu Ping'an really reported his urgent military information at the meeting of the Ministry of War: "Japanese pirates will attack Yingtian after landing in Shangyu."
Zhang Chufeng got the news from his friends in the Ministry of War.
"Pfft, Zhu Ping'an actually reported his outrageous emergency military information at the Ministry of War meeting?!"
After Zhang Chufeng got the exact news, he couldn't help but laugh on the spot, and then quickly spread the news to the Yamen of the Provincial Department of Punishment and Prosecution, and soon no one in the entire Yamen knew about it.
"Hey, Mr. Zhang, since Brother Zhu told you about this urgent military situation before going to the Ministry of War, why didn't you stop him and let him go to the Ministry of War to make a fool of himself? Did you mean it?!
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After Chu Xiong heard the news, he patted Zhang Chufeng on the shoulder with his big hands like bear claws and complained.
"Haha, Fatty Chu, you are a typical example of judging a gentleman's heart with a villain's heart! Why didn't we stop him? I persuaded Zihou with all my heart, telling him the truth and telling him the fallacy of the emergency military situation, but I
My heart was towards the bright moon, but the bright moon shone in the ditch, and Zihou didn't listen to me at all. Zihou was young, energetic, and eager to make contributions. He was a bastard who was determined to take the weight and insisted on sending the emergency military information to the Ministry of War! Let's go!
My persuasion was ineffective, and Zihou could not be tied up, so I could only watch Zihou go to the Ministry of War to report. In addition, at that time, we also considered that we were civil servants and were not as professional as the Ministry of War in military affairs. In case Zihou's emergency military situation came up, it would be helpful
Where is it?!"
Zhang Chufeng retorted to Chu Xiong, shrugged his shoulders, and put all the blame on Zhu Pingan.
"I think you did it on purpose." Chu Xiong rolled his eyes.
"Haha, Fatty Chu, this is purely slander. Mr. Tai Tai and Mr. Bai were both present at the time, and they can all testify for me." Zhang Chufeng shrugged, then patted Chu Xiong on the shoulder, tugged the corner of his mouth, and smiled.
He said, "Fat Chu, if you want to spread rumors and cause trouble, I advise you to save it."
For the next whole day, Zhang Chufeng was smiling from ear to ear. He was in such a good mood that he would unconsciously hum a little tune from time to time. He even ate a larger bowl of dinner than usual.
After he was released from office, Zhang Chufeng gathered his friends and sent letters, and began to propose the impeachment of Zhu Ping'an.