"Am I crazy?! Haha, I'm not crazy, it's you who are crazy! And you are not crazy at all! I treat my kindness like a donkey's liver and lungs! I came here with kindness to report the news that the Japanese pirates are coming and save you. You don't know how to be grateful.
That’s all, you actually laughed at me for being crazy, I think you are just a bunch of stupid pigs!”
Wang Lao Er was even angrier than the others in the restaurant. He rubbed his neck, sneered at everyone, and taunted him back mercilessly. Then he reached out and grabbed Wang Lao Er, foaming at the mouth and said loudly, "Brother
, Brother, when have I ever made such a joke to you?! The Japanese pirates are really coming. Jiangning has been conquered. Will Yingtian be far away? Brother, I have a joke, I will let the horse hit me when I go out.
Die, choke to death from drinking water! Brother, don’t hesitate any more, go home with me quickly, and discuss countermeasures as soon as possible. If it’s too late, you may not even have time to clean up the gold and silver!”
After Wang Laoer roared hysterically, everyone in the restaurant looked at him, frowning and looking sideways.
Why is Wang Laoer still acting?! Isn’t this too involved?! There is no need to act anymore, we have already seen through it!
Uh, but looking at Wang Laoer, it doesn’t seem like he’s acting. It can’t be true, right?!
Everyone in the restaurant gradually realized that something was wrong, and they felt that Wang Laoer was not acting.
However, it is really difficult to believe Wang Laoer! I can’t do it!
How could Jiangning be captured by Japanese pirates?! It is the gateway to Yingtian, and it is guarded by a battalion of Jiangning soldiers!
But if Wang Xiaoer was not acting, then Wang Xiaoer should have been deceived?!
Well, this guy is famous for being one-sided. It's normal for him to be deceived. Haha, it's just like what he said. He is really a stupid pig. He was deceived to this extent. He is really stupid.
It's salvageable.
Everyone in the restaurant thought so.
Boss Wang didn't think so like everyone else. He knew his brother better than others. His brother was stubborn, but he was not weak. Seeing Wang Laoer swearing like this, he immediately realized the seriousness of the problem.
, his face turned pale, and he swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "Boy, are you telling the truth?"
"Of course it's true!" Wang Laoer nodded vigorously, "Brother, the Japanese pirates are really coming."
At this moment, I suddenly heard a commotion outside the restaurant. Many people were running and shouting, "The Japanese pirates are coming!" "The Japanese pirates are really coming!" "The Japanese pirates from Shangyu first broke through the Jiangning camp, and then the
Jiangning Town, burning, killing, looting, and committing all kinds of evil!" "The commander of the Jiangning camp, Zhu Xiang, died on the spot, and Jiang Sheng was seriously injured and fled. Jiangning Town fell, and the Japanese pirates from Shangyu came to me after burning, killing, and looting!"
What was shouting outside was the voice of one person, but it was the voice of many people. The outside of the restaurant was in complete chaos, with people shouting, fearful and cursing Japanese pirates, and the sound of banging and banging doors being closed and locked.
Hearing this movement, everyone in the restaurant couldn't help but feel their hearts pounding, and their faces turned pale.
Damn it!
What Wang Laoer said turned out to be true! The Japanese pirates really came and destroyed the Jiangning camp! Zhu Xiang, the commander of the Jiangning camp, was killed by the Japanese pirates, and the commander Jiang Sheng was also seriously injured! Jiangning town also fell.
Already! After the Japanese pirates burned, killed and looted Jiangning, they came to kill me Yingtian!!!
I never expected that the Japanese pirates would really come! Yingtian, who served as the capital of the Ming Dynasty, and who had been in peace for hundreds of years, once again faced the disaster of weapons!
Everyone in the restaurant was shocked by the news, and their timid calves began to tremble.
Everyone who just called Wang Laoer a stupid pig couldn't help but blush at this moment. Wang Xiaoer was right in scolding him just now. It turns out that we are the real stupid pigs!
"Ahem, I'm sorry, Mr. Wang, we wrongly blamed you and misunderstood your good intentions, so we apologize to you."
Everyone in the restaurant began to apologize to Wang Laoer.
"Apologise?! Haha, you should apologize, but you are not apologizing to me! Instead, you are apologizing to Master Zhu Ping'an and Zhu! What am I doing? When it comes to apologizing, we should all apologize to Master Zhu Ping'an and Zhu.
Apologize!" Wang Laoer sneered and said to everyone with emotion, "The Number One Scholar predicted three days ago that the Japanese pirates from Shangyu would attack Yingtian, and gave this urgent military information to Yingtian, but we just ended up
He took it as a joke and laughed at it for several days. He also laughed at him for being the current Zhao Kuo. Listen, what a terrible name it is for the current Zhao Kuo. Zhao Kuo is an armchair fool, and he is not worthy of carrying the shoes of someone else's No. 1 Scholar!
We actually laughed at the fact that the number one scholar was Zhao Kuo!"
After listening to Wang Xiaoer's words, everyone couldn't help but blush when they thought of how they had ridiculed Zhu Pingan's virtues in the past few days.
Yes, if you want to apologize, you should really apologize to the champion.
The Japanese pirates are really coming!
The Japanese pirates who came to kill were really the Japanese pirates from Shangyu!
Zhu Ping'an, the top pick in the world, is not bad at all in his prediction!
Zhu Da, the Number One Scholar, had little knowledge and extraordinary foresight. He predicted three days ago that the Japanese pirates from Shangyu would attack Yingtian, and reported this urgent military information to Yingtian three days in advance!
The results of it!
We laughed at him for three days! It was a waste of three days that he had fought for!
Those ridiculing words are very unpleasant to hear. What kind of person is Zhao Kuo? Who is as stupid as Zhu (pig) as his name suggests? I don’t know how such a nerd got into the first place.
Okay, now you know how people got into the top exam, right?!"
Three days ago, they had predicted that the Japanese pirates would attack Yingtian. They put all the answers in front of us. However, we were as stupid as pigs and couldn't understand the answers. Instead, we laughed at them for being the contemporary Zhao Kuo!
Now that I think about it, I really don’t know how I had the nerve to laugh at someone else’s top pick!
Who is Zhao Kuo in this world? The number one scholar in the world is Zhuge Liang!
Looking back now, Zhuangyuanlang is indeed the Zhuangyuanlang! Three days ago, he predicted that the Japanese pirates from Shangyu would attack Yingtian. If he had really followed Zhuangyuanlang's suggestion at that time, he would have deployed heavy troops and set up many traps on the way of the invaders.
Ambush, this group of vicious and daring Japanese pirates may have been eliminated halfway. Jiangning Camp and Jiangning Town can escape the disaster, and I, Yingtian, can also escape the disaster!
Sorry, Mr. Zhu!
We were wrong!
We are pigs!
Misunderstanding is a waste of your good intentions!
Why!
It's too late to say anything now!
Regret!
Shame!
What a bunch of stupid pigs we are!
And all the officials in the city, both civil and military, except for the Number One Scholar, are all pigs! We, a group of common people, are ignorant and cannot understand the urgent military information of the Number One Scholar. Can you officials not understand it either?
!
At this moment, almost all the people in Yingtian were apologizing to Zhu Pingan. At first, they laughed at Zhu Pingan for how powerful he was, but now they admire Zhu Pingan for how powerful he is. No, they have to do it several times more! In their hearts, Zhuge Liang is reincarnated and has a wonderful plan.
, military god, etc., are all synonymous with Zhu Pingan.