The first thousand five hundred and ninety-three chapters return slightly drunk
"Zi Hou, there is no need to be so reserved. This altar of tribute wine given by the emperor is for you to drink when it is unsealed. Come and drink from this cup."
Zhang Jing found that Zhu Pingan stopped drinking after five drinks. He thought that Zhu Pingan was too restrained to let go, or that he was helping him save money. He immediately smiled and shook his head, Zhang Jing, can't I afford you a drink?
Okay, so he personally carried the wine flask and filled Zhu Ping'an with another glass of wine, and said with a warm look on his face.
"Ahem, sir, it's not that I'm reserved, but that I can't drink enough to drink, so I can only drink tea instead of wine." Zhu Pingan raised his head, his face turned red from the alcohol, and said to Zhang Jing with a wry smile.
Zhu Ping'an looked like this, it was obvious that he was tipsy and half-drunk, so he couldn't be fake.
"Well, Zihou, you can't say enough about how much you drink." Upon seeing this, Zhang Jing couldn't help but shook his head in a fit of laughter and tears, "Wine is for fun, but drinking too much is useless, so I can only say that you are not enjoying yourself."
"Drink less and eat more vegetables, and your subordinates will not treat you badly." Zhu Pingan joked with a smile.
Zhu Ping'an is just tipsy at the moment, not drunk. He is still very clear-headed, and his words and actions will not be affected. He is even more refreshed at this moment. Perhaps being tipsy is the best state of drinking.
However, his family knows his own affairs, and Zhu Ping'an knows his drinking capacity, and he will really get drunk if he drinks any more.
"Haha, don't worry, we have enough wine and food." Zhang Jing couldn't help laughing when he heard this.
After having dinner and wine, Zhu Ping'an left Zhang Jing's house and found that many officials gathered outside Zhang Jing's house and wanted to visit Zhang Jing, but without exception, they were blocked by the gray-haired concierge of Zhang Jing's house.
It's outside the door.
Zhu Ping'an slowly walked out of Zhang's house, smelling of alcohol which was the best proof of Zhang Jing's hospitality.
This naturally aroused the envy of the officials who were turned away outside the Zhang Mansion, with red eyes.
After Zhu Ping'an left Zhang's Mansion, he returned to Si Yamen, the prosecutor's office for punishment.
"The deputy envoy is back."
Zhu Ping'an arrived at the Yamen of the Office of the Provost and Inspector of Punishments, and the yamen gatekeepers and servants all saluted respectfully and said hello.
"Well, I'm back." Zhu Pingan responded with a smile and a nod.
Zhu Pingan had officially assumed the post of acting deputy envoy of Jiangsu and Zhejiang Province yesterday. Yesterday, Zhang Zhitai ordered the Yamen kitchen to add a few more dishes and gathered everyone to briefly celebrate Zhu Pingan during lunch time.
Everyone in the yamen also sealed a small red envelope for Zhu Pingan, with varying amounts of money, and congratulated Zhu Pingan on his promotion to deputy envoy of the Criminal Investigation Department. This is a common favor nowadays, and Zhu Pingan did not refuse it, but afterwards he was all
He gave them a return gift, the value of which was equal to their congratulatory gift.
After Zhu Ping'an returned to the Yamen, he went to the backyard first to wash up and change clothes, drink sobering soup, and then go to the Yamen to work.
Zhu Ping'an, smelling of alcohol, walked into the backyard of the Yamen. Not surprisingly, he heard the sly and sarcastic voice of the demon Ruonan coming from beside his ears.
It has to be said that the demon girl Ruonan is indeed a martial arts practitioner, with keen senses. Every time she goes home, she knows it before Hua'er does, and she can always appear and disappear by her side. Zhu Pingan is used to this.
The witch Ruonan was the same this time. She appeared silently out of nowhere and appeared next to Zhu Pingan. She noticed the smell of alcohol on Zhu Pingan's body and said with a look of contempt: "Tsk, tsk, I smell of alcohol all over.
Hey, the aroma of the wine on your body is really mouth-watering. I’m afraid it’s one of the few good bars in the world, but it’s very expensive. The wealth of the common people has been ruined by officials like you.”
"If a boy or girl has a good nose, it will be easier to use than a dog's nose." Zhu Pingan smiled slightly and replied softly.
"You have a dog nose!" The demon girl Ruonan was ridiculed for having a dog nose. Of course she was not convinced. She glared at Zhu Ping'an vigorously, and suddenly started to giggle again, "Giggles, did you know that the common people collectively call you officials who take advantage of the people's wealth?"
Dog officer, so when it comes to talking about it, you are the real dog nose."
"Not all officials are dog officials who take advantage of the people's wealth, at least I am not." Zhu Ping'an glanced at the demon Ruonan and said calmly.
The enchantress, like a man, hates rich people, officials, and scholars for more than a day or two. Zhu Ping'an is speechless about this.
"Tsk, tsk, smell the wine all over your body, but the aroma of wine on your clothes is so mouth-watering. It must be one of the few good wines in the world, and its value must be more expensive than gold. You still say you don't have it?
Eat people's fat and people's cream?" The demon girl Ruonan rolled her eyes, stretched out her slender jade hand and fanned Zhu Pingan's clothes, took a sip of the aroma of Zhu Pingan's wine, couldn't help but licked her tongue, and said with disdain on her face.
The enchantress and the man are those who cannot have sex without meat or wine, especially wine, which cannot be missed almost every day.
After drinking too much, the demon girl Ruonan's appreciation of wine was unknowingly developed. The aroma of wine exuding from Zhu Pingan was a mellow aroma of wine that she had never heard of in her life. Just by smelling it, she knew that this wine must be valuable.
"To correct you, it is not one of the few good wines in the world, but the best wine in the world, bar none."
Zhu Pingan shrugged his shoulders and said calmly.
"Do you still have the nerve to show off?" The demon girl Ruonan glanced at Zhu Ping'an, and then said curiously and unconvinced, "They say that there is no first in literature and no second in martial arts. The same goes for this wine. How can we easily distinguish the first from the second?
Come on, what kind of wine are you drinking? How dare you call it 'the best wine in the world'?"
"The wine I drank was the tribute wine given by the emperor. Do you think it is the best wine in the world? Is it one of the best?"
Zhu Ping'an smiled slightly, looked at the demon Ruonan and said slowly.
"Well"
The demon girl Ruonan really couldn't say anything to refute. There is no wine in the world that can compare with the tribute wine given by the emperor. It was a gift from the emperor. Just these four words are enough to be the best in the world.
"What's wrong with the imperial tribute wine? You know how to eat and drink every day, but you don't eat the people's wealth and the people's wealth." The demon girl Ruonan repeated the old saying again, mocking Zhu Pingan and other officials who know that they only eat the people's wealth and the people's wealth.
"Today, Mr. Zhang Jing, former Minister of the Ministry of War, was promoted to Governor-General of the South of the Yangtze River. Mr. Zhang invited me to the mansion for a drink. It was a normal entertainment. Except for the tribute wine given by the emperor, the rest was home-cooked food." Zhu Ping'an explained speechlessly.
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"Giggles, Mr. Zhang has been promoted to the Governor-General of Jiangnan, and he actually invited you to have a drink in the mansion?! Is your face so big?! Sure enough, men's mouths are deceitful, especially you scholars, the more books you read,
, the more powerful you lie, lying is as simple and natural as drinking water and breathing, without blushing or out of breath.”
If the man didn't believe it, the enchantress giggled and made up the story.
"Tell the truth when it's a joke, when it's a joke it's a lie, when it's a lie it's the truth. People nowadays are really shameless." Zhu Ping'an shrugged, walked into the courtyard, and ignored Ruonan.
"You are so shameless" the demon girl Ruonan was furious because of her incompetence.