Zhu Ping'an smiled gently, Li Shu's eyes were as silky as silk, the two looked at each other, sparks of love were flying, the relationship was heating up rapidly, the love in the room was so strong, the whole room seemed to have risen several degrees.
The girls, ladies, and others present were all moved by the tacit understanding of love between the two of them... They didn't have the wings of a colorful phoenix, but their hearts were connected. The uncle and the young lady had a heart-to-heart connection. It was so touching.
Among them, the one who was most deeply moved was Hua'er, the little maid of Baozi. Tears as big as beans rolled down from the corners of her eyes one after another.
At this moment, a man burned a harp and cooked two large bowls of cranes, making a loud and disturbing sound.
"The wine and meat of Zhumen stinks (hou), and there are frozen bones on the road."
The harsh voice of the witch Ruonan suddenly sounded out, instantly destroying the deep affection in the room.
Especially the witch Ruonan deliberately paused heavily on the word "Zhu", as if she was deliberately echoing the "Zhu" house.
All the maids and women present turned their heads to look at this man who was causing such a disgrace.
"Ruonan, what are you talking about?" Baozi's little maid Hua'er couldn't help but said to the demon Ruonan in embarrassment and anger.
"Isn't what I said the truth?" The demon girl Ruonan shrugged her shoulders disapprovingly. Not only did she not reflect on it, but she continued in an even more serious tone: "Just after the floods subsided, the Japanese waves started again. Now I don't know how many people in the world don't have enough to eat.
, We are not wearing warm clothes. We have a large table with a dazzling array of delicacies from all over the world, all of which are delicious, delicious, and can only be eaten by five people. How can we finish it? If we can’t finish it, we can’t reheat it and eat it the next day. We don’t have to throw it away.
It stinks. I can’t afford this table of food without ten taels of silver. If I donate it, I wonder how many poor people suffering from cold and hunger can be saved.”
The witch Ruonan did not repent, and her harsh words made all the girls and women even more angry.
"Ruonan!" Hua'er, Baozi's little maid, was angry, "My young lady and uncle treat you like guests, how can you do this?!"
"That's right, I'll treat you to delicious food and drinks, but you're still doing this weird thing, gossiping, and ruining the scenery."
All the girls followed suit and accused him.
"Hey, it's okay. If the man is a guest, we are the hosts. If we can't let the guests speak freely, how can we fulfill the friendship of the landlords." Li Shu smiled slightly and waved her hand to stop Hua'er and others.
"Young lady is still wise." The demon Ruonan smiled slightly and said slowly, "I have never seen the world. When I saw this big table full of delicacies, I thought about how many people in the world were not full to eat and to wear clothes.
It was not warm, so I couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "The wine and meat in the rich family smells bad, and there are frozen bones on the road."
"If the boy and girl are kind-hearted, but" Li Shu paused slightly when she said this.
"But what?" the demon Ruonan asked.
At this time, she was a little excited, because the poem "The wine and meat of the rich family stinks, and the bones on the road are frozen to death" is a famous line through the ages. It stands on the commanding heights of morality. If Li Shu refuted it, it would be unkind for the sake of wealth.
Haha, can such a nerdy person treat her as a treasure anymore?!
"However, if the boy or girl read this poem wrongly, it would be wrong." Li Shu smiled slightly and said seriously.
"Did I read it wrong?" The enchantress Ruonan pointed at her nose and smiled in disbelief.
Such a famous poem has always been heard by people since I was a child, whether it is a scholar or a storyteller, my ears are numb when I hear it.
How could I read it wrong!
Unless she, Li Shu, had made a mistake, haha, Li Shu could have made a mistake in such a simple poem, which shows that it is a vase without any ink.
The nerd is the number one scholar. Isn’t it what storytellers and opera singers say about being in love with each other? How can Li Shu make a nerd be in love with a vase without ink? That is to say, being pretty attracts nerds, but beauty can’t last forever. No matter how beautiful you are, there is no inner meaning.
, it will also make people gradually bored.
That's Hua'er's chance. Oh, come to think of it, Hua'er only knows a few words.
Although the wealth in my stomach is far less than that of a nerd, it is enough to train Hua'er so that Hua'er can recite a few ancient poems and a few pairs, and he should be able to compete with the nerd.
Li Shu is a vase without much ink, so this can be said to be an unexpected surprise. The enchantress Ruonan couldn't help but curl her lips.
"Yes, if the boy or girl read this poem wrong." Li Shu smiled and nodded.
"Oh, then Mrs. Lao will correct me." The demon Ruo Nan curled her lips and said with excitement from the bottom of her heart.
When the demon girl Ruonan was talking, she glanced at Zhu Pingan and saw Zhu Pingan looking at Li Shu with a smile.
Seeing this, the demon girl Ruonan became even more excited. Haha, okay, this is Li Shu's joke even for nerds.
"This poem should read 'The wine and meat smell of Zhumen (xiu), there are frozen bones on the road'. The character should be pronounced 'xiu', not 'hou'."
Li Shu looked at the demon Ruonan with a pair of watery eyes and explained seriously without any ridicule.
"Pfft, it turns out that the poems were all read wrong."
"I thought it was so awesome. I can't even tell the difference between Xiu and Xiu. I don't know who gave me the courage to show off in front of my uncle and young lady."
"You still have a stinky 'hou'. Show off your stinky attitude and make you feel weird. You must be embarrassed now."
The girls and old ladies present burst into laughter, either covering their mouths, or laughing deliberately.
The enchantress Ruonan's first reaction was disbelief. She didn't believe Li Shu's words or that she had read it wrong.
This poem is not difficult. She has been saying it for so many years and has heard it said so many times. How could she read it wrong?
"No, Zhu Ping'an, did I really read it wrong? Is this poem 'The Zhumen stink of wine and meat (hou)', or 'The Zhumen stink of wine and meat (xiu)'?" The enchantress Ruonan looked at her questioningly.
Li Shu turned to Zhu Pingan and asked.
He habitually called him "nerd", but when he saw the girls around him with unkind eyes, he changed his name to "Zhu Ping'an".
"If you are a boy or a girl, you must have read it wrong. This poem is indeed, 'The wine and meat smell of the rich family (xiu), there are frozen bones on the road'."
Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but smile and said slowly.
When the demon girl Ruonan heard this, her first reaction was still disbelief. If she didn't believe Zhu Pingan's words, how could I mispronounce such a simple poem? This word is obviously the word "stinky" for "stinky", how could I mispronounce it!
I can write such a simple word "stinky" with my left hand!
It must be Li Shu who misread the word! In order to break the situation and to hurt himself, Li Shu deliberately said that he had mispronounced the word.
As for Zhu Pingan, Zhu Pingan is just a foolish man who was confused by Li Shu's beauty, deliberately confusing right and wrong!
"Hmph, you are husband and wife, you must be attracted to her, you teamed up to deceive me." The demon girl Ruonan snorted and said full of resentment.