Chapter 1,731 Where did the beggar come from? Let’s go quickly.
"Alright, brother Zhu, who never forgets the past, this time we will go directly to visit nephew Ling Xian, so as not to cause any more trouble."
After the two beggars on the left and right complained, the beggar on the right looked at the beggar in the middle and said seriously.
"Okay, what Brother Xia said is that this time we will go directly to visit the good nephew Ping An." The beggar in the middle was indeed guilty. The last time the matter was too big, this time he did not dare to cause trouble again.
nod.
"Oh, even if Brother Zhu wants to cause more trouble, he can't. We have all fallen into this situation now. We don't have a copper in our body anymore." The beggar on the left sneered and stretched out his hand to pull the dirty things off his body.
The dirty tattered robe shook, shaking off the dust on the floor, and he said with a sarcastic smile.
The guy surnamed Zhu is so talented. He went to a big restaurant to experience folk snacks, went to Goulan Flower House to experience the local customs, and went to a secret prostitute to listen to the people's voices. That's fine. The key is that he hasn't even done anything yet, so he just pretends to be a comparison.
, and he always makes trouble from time to time... He really has had enough, this journey has been enough!
Especially the bad thing he did in Yingtian made people want to tie him up, drop a big stone on him, and throw him directly into the Yangtze River to feed the fish!
At this moment, if I hadn't been thinking about getting to know his nephew through him, I would have left him to feed the fishes. It would have been as simple as making sarcastic remarks.
"Ahem..." The old beggar in the middle, whose face was as red as a monkey's ass, quickly changed the subject and said, "I just found out on the way here that my nephew's army is stationed outside Suzhou City, so we went directly to visit him.
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"good!"
When the two beggars on the left and right heard the beggar in the middle expressed his stance again, they nodded quickly, and then the two generals, one on the left and one on the right, lifted up the arms of the beggar in the middle to prevent the beggar in the middle from causing trouble again.
The two of them hummed like two generals, and supported, or rather held, the beggar in the middle, and walked all the way to Fengqiao.
They had already found out clearly that the Zhejiang Army's camp was stationed next to the world-famous Maple Bridge.
"My nephew is the deputy envoy of Jiangsu and Zhejiang Province. He has a high position and is stationed in Suzhou, the most prosperous city in the south of the Yangtze River. He is deeply trusted by the emperor and the general counselor, and is very popular in the officialdom of the south of the Yangtze River. On the way here just now.
, Haven’t you heard what these people are saying? My wise nephew has made new achievements. I don’t know whether he killed five or six hundred Japanese pirates, or more than a thousand Japanese pirates. Anyway, he has made a great contribution, and his rise to prominence is just around the corner..."
The beggar in the middle chattered non-stop, talking about his nephew's great achievements with a proud look on his face, as if he was the one who performed the meritorious deeds.
The beggars on the left and right were also very excited after hearing this. They had also heard this. His nephew had indeed made great achievements again and was about to be promoted again.
The thought of being able to get into contact with such a big shot with an unlimited future through this bastard made my heart feel hot and tight.
Although I suffered terribly from this bastard, the hardships along the way were not in vain, and it was finally time to reap the rewards.
Thinking of this, the two of them relaxed their strength in unison and turned from hostage to support. In the long journey of a thousand miles, there is only the last step left. To get a big shot, you have to rely on this bastard. You still need to coax him.
"When my nephew was young, I was not able to learn from him. I taught him how to write step by step. I taught him all my understanding of literary styles. I personally took Xianren to the county examination, government examination, hospital examination, and rural examination.
, taking care of him with every detail, teaching him scriptures all night long, helping him study, and helping my nephew win three yuan in a row. I am his most respected and beloved uncle. My good family listens to my words the most. As long as I say a word, my family will be happy.
All the good nephews do as they are told. So, believe me, as long as we meet our good nephews, we will have everything. Those poor people who are illiterate and don’t know shit can rely on their good nephews to become people appointed by the court.
Military attachés, Brother Hu and Brother Xia, you two are full of strategies and talents, so it is no longer a matter of getting promoted to a higher position."
The beggar in the middle raised his head and chest with his hands raised, and said to the two beggars on the left and right with a confident expression.
"Yep......"
The two beggars echoed, but then the beggar on the right was stunned for a moment.
"Wait a minute, Brother Zhu, your nephew went to high school all the way to the county, government, and college exams. I don't know about the county exams and the college exams, but didn't we take the college exams together? Didn't we prepare for the exams together? No.
Seeing that you stayed up all night helping your nephew study, why did you take care of him in every detail?" The beggar on the right was suddenly confused.
They said they were preparing for that exam, but in fact they spent the day and night hanging out in bars and houses, without paying much attention to studying.
As for taking care of his nephew and helping him study, except in dreams!
Also, do you have any insights into being a scholar? Your bullshit articles make dogs grin. If your insights into essays can help your nephew win three yuan in a row, why can’t you even win a scholar yourself...
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You lied.
Wouldn’t it be false to teach people to learn and write? And what kind of uncle do you love and respect the most?
It's scary to think about it.
"Ah?" The beggar in the middle suddenly lost his temper, but he was thick-skinned enough and was used to telling lies. He told lies casually, "Oh, I just said that I had tried in the hospital, right? That was wrong.
In fact, it is the county examination and the prefecture examination..."
The two beggars on the left and right curled their lips. This bastard dog couldn't spit out ivory from his mouth. He didn't know whether what this bastard said was true.
However, it was an undeniable fact that he was the uncle of that big shot. Thinking of this, the two of them put their hearts back in their stomachs.
"Look, there is Maple Bridge ahead, and the Zhejiang Army Camp is right next to it. Speaking of Maple Bridge, I remembered a poem, what is it called, "Maple Bridge..."" The beggar in the middle saw Maple Bridge.
Bridge, I couldn't help but get inspired by poetry. Unfortunately, after thinking about it for a long time, I forgot the name of the poem that suited the occasion. It was so uncomfortable to scratch my head and ears.
The two men on the left and right, Wolong and Fengxiao, who were full of strategies and had hidden ravines in their chests, did not think about it for a moment.
"Mooring at the Maple Bridge at night. The moon is setting, crows are crying, the sky is full of frost, the river maple is fishing and the fire is facing melancholy. Outside the city of Suzhou, Hanshan Temple, the midnight bell is ringing for the passenger ship."
At this time, several little kids wearing floral cotton-padded jackets and open cotton trousers ran away from the three of them laughing and singing.
"Ahem, yes, it's Maple Bridge Night Mooring." The beggar in the middle clapped his hands and said the name of the poem.
However, no matter how thick-skinned I am, I still don’t have the shame to recite this poem.
The three of them came to Fengqiao with dog-beating sticks, and saw an endless stream of people in front of Fengqiao going to the Zhejiang Army camp to reward the army.
Looking at the carts and baskets of cakes, candies, wine and meat, the three of them couldn't help but swallow their saliva.
Along the way from Yingtian to Suzhou, they almost came here begging for food and barely had enough food to fill their stomachs, let alone meat, wine and cakes.
Seeing this scene now, my mouth watered and my stomach growled.
"Where are these beggars? Get away quickly and don't ruin this place." Someone spotted the three of them and quickly covered their noses and waved.
"Come on, come on, beg and go somewhere else." People covered their noses and chased them away, throwing a few steamed buns at them and preventing the three of them from approaching the gate of the camp.