"Uncle, why are you here?" Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but asked in confusion. He really couldn't figure out how they ended up like this. When beggars see you, they have to give you the bread they just begged for.
Was this an encounter with Japanese pirates?
No, if they encounter Japanese pirates, how can uncle and the others stand here intact?! Japanese pirates are not ruthless, they are all crazy, they not only steal money, but also kill people.
Did you encounter someone who was in trouble?!
However, the robbers wouldn't be so perverted. They didn't even leave them a set of clothes. The clothes on the uncle and the others made the beggar cry when he saw them. He didn't know that they were rags picked up from the garbage heap.
Uncle Zhu Shouren, Hu Wei, and Xia Qiang, who were eating and sleeping, all raised their heads when they heard someone talking. When they looked up, they saw Zhu Ping'an entering the door.
"My dear nephew, you are here."
Uncle Zhu Shouren immediately put down his feet on the chair, then put down the chicken leg in his left hand and the duck leg in his right hand, put his greasy hands back, straightened his waist, and tried his best to look like an elder.
When their uncle Zhu Shouren called him "nephew," Hu Wei and Xia Qiang instantly knew that this ordinary young man who came through the door was the big shot they wanted to curry favor with - Mr. Zhu Ping'an, acting deputy envoy of the Zhejiang Provincial Commission for Punishment and Inspection.
damn it!
What did we do?
Wearing a tattered beggar's uniform, with his feet on a chair and a chicken leg in his hand, his mouth was filled with oily smell, and he had no image at all.
Preconceptions come first, this is the first time, we should take a bath and change clothes first, but it’s damn Zhu Shouren who led us into trouble! If he hadn’t eaten first without any image, why would we be here.
Immediately, the two of them hurriedly put their feet down, put down the food in their hands, tried their best to show off their scholarly demeanor, and bowed their hands to Zhu Ping'an, "Student Hu Wei/Xia Qiang, pay your respects to Mr. Zhu."
"Excuse me, both of you." Zhu Ping'an extended his hand politely and said, "You are a guest. You are not welcome. Please use it slowly."
"Ahem, I'm full, I'm full..." Hu Wei and Xia Qiang said awkwardly, wishing they could turn back time.
"Ahem, dear nephew, this is Hu Wei and this is Xia Qiang. They are both outstanding talents from our hometown."
Uncle Zhu Shouren coughed and solemnly introduced his two friends, Wolong and Phoenix, to Zhu Pingan.
Damn it!
Reliable!
Hu Wei and Xia Qiang were greatly moved when they saw that their uncle Zhu Shouren fulfilled the first thing he did when he met Zhu Pingan. He introduced them to Zhu Pingan ceremoniously and said that they were outstanding talents from his hometown.
Not only were they moved, they also felt a little guilty. They had just scolded him for damning and complained that he had led them astray...
On the way, he also felt resentful and dissatisfied because he spent too much money and caused trouble...
When Hu Wei and Xia Qiang were moved and guilty, they heard their uncle Zhu Shouren add another sentence.
"Their talents are on par with mine, equally superior or inferior..." Uncle Zhu Shouren added.
Damn it!
What are you talking nonsense about? What do you mean that our talents are on par with yours? What kind of talents do you have?
Are you praising someone or criticizing someone?
Even we can see that you are an incompetent person who embroiders pillows, loves to brag, and fails to succeed. Mr. Zhu, who has been with you day and night for so many years, naturally knows exactly what kind of person you are.
.
You said that our talents are equal to yours, neither superior nor inferior. Doesn't that mean to Mr. Zhu that we are just like you, embroidered pillows, incompetent people, who like to brag and compare, and fail to achieve anything but fail?
!
It's a big joke that we should feel guilty for you, a bastard who has little success but only failure.
However, he kindly introduced it, didn't he? Although the last sentence was superfluous, he has always done things like this, wasn't he? If he fails to succeed, he will fail...
Next, it’s up to us.
"Brother Zhu is serious. In front of a talented person like Mr. Zhu who is both wise and courageous, how can we be called outstanding talents? It is just a false name given by some fellow villagers and friends politely."
Hu Wei cupped his hands and said modestly.
"That's it. A little name is not worth mentioning. In front of Master Zhu, a real talent, we are all students."
Xia Qiang said modestly, not to be outdone.
"You two are humble, please sit down."
Zhu Pingan invited them to sit down politely and distantly. It was difficult for Zhu Pingan to have a good impression of the two people who were hanging out with his uncle.
Zhu Pingan knows very well what kind of person his uncle is. Zhu Pingan has met many of his uncle's friends. Each of them has 20 to 30% similarities with his uncle. They are all pretentious people who fail to succeed but fail to succeed.
Guy.
Birds of a feather flock together, this is an experience summed up since ancient times, and it naturally has its own reasons.
Moreover, the two of them were too fond of pleasing each other, which made Zhu Pingan have a bad impression of them.
"My nephew, let me tell you, it is really not an exaggeration at all. Both of them are rare talents. They are simply the contemporary Wolong and Fengxia. We cherish each other." Uncle Zhu Shouren emphasized again.
Crouching dragon and phoenix chick?!
Hearing these two names, Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but think of the happy moments of Zhuang Qiang and Da Chongming in Tomato Richest Man.
Zhu Pingan smiled noncommittally, and then asked his uncle Zhu Shouren again, "Uncle, why did you come to Suzhou, and how did you end up like this?"
"The reason why we came to Suzhou is to find my nephew to help you. The current Japanese invasion is serious. As members of the Ming Dynasty, since we have the ability, we have the obligation to serve our Ming Dynasty and help my nephew."
Uncle Zhu Shouren said boldly, puffing out his chest, as if everyone is responsible for the rise and fall of the world. If we are talented, we have the obligation to go out. Who makes you my nephew? We will take advantage of you.
The people sent by Li Shu also said this.
Zhu Ping'an was not surprised. The uncle wanted to follow nepotism and achieve enlightenment on his own. He ascended to heaven.
Can you help me? Thank you, no, I'm just thankful that you don't cause any trouble for me.
"Thank you uncle for your kindness." Zhu Ping'an said noncommittally, and then continued to ask, "Uncle, why did you come to me like this? Is it because the road is not peaceful, did you encounter robbers, or did you encounter Japanese pirates?
"
The uncle shook his head, sighed, put on a look of compassion, and said slowly: "Well, actually it's all my fault that I'm too soft-hearted and can't see the suffering in the world. When I see people in trouble, I always want to help solve them...
....”
Can you speak human language?!
Zhu Ping'an twitched his lips speechlessly. He didn't believe a word of his uncle's words, including the punctuation marks.