Chapter 188 Congratulations, you can pass the scientific examination
In the inn, Zhu Ping'an leaned over to compose, unknowingly immersed in it, forgetting both things and me, and only saw the pen running around, converging into a beautiful article.
It feels so good to be fully engaged and calm.
By the time Zhu Pingan finished an eight-part essay, it was already noon, and he felt a little hungry. Zhu Pingan put away his pen, ink, paper and inkstone, washed his hands and walked downstairs.
When he walked downstairs, Zhu Pingan said hello to the shopkeeper as he was accustomed to, and politely asked the shop assistant to make him one meat and one vegetarian dishes, two steamed buns and a bowl of soup as usual, and then sat down near the door.
There was an empty table. But for some reason, Zhu Pingan felt that the students sitting in the lobby looked at him a little strangely, as if they had a vague feeling that they wanted to draw a clear line with themselves.
The food served at the inn was very fast. Not long after Zhu Pingan sat down, the food he ordered was brought to him by the waiter.
Zhu Ping'an had only had two bites when he heard a familiar pig-killing howl at the door. He looked up and saw the familiar figure of the fat man, roaring all the way towards the inn.
"Help, stop it quickly, stop it." The fat man panicked and came roaring all the way.
Behind him were three vicious dogs, chasing the fat man and barking.
Zhu Ping'an was speechless for a while, why did this guy attract dogs again, just like the last time he went to Xiahe Village.
The fat man who was running in panic suddenly saw Zhu Ping'an sitting upright in the inn. As if he had seen a savior, he opened his mouth and shouted, almost crying, "Brother Zhu, why are you still sitting there? Come on!"
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The fat man rushed into the inn lobby in embarrassment, howling and running towards Zhu Ping'an, but he accidentally slipped and fell. The three vicious dogs who were still some distance behind him rushed over with barking, and they watched
It’s about to have a wonderful encounter with the fat man’s body.
The fat man's eyes almost popped out of his head when he looked at the three vicious dogs charging towards him. At that time, he only had one thought: My life is at stake.
At this critical moment, I saw a chicken leg flying over the fat man's head, drawing a beautiful parabola, and threw it into a dog's face. Then, in an instant, three dogs howled and started a fierce fight for the chicken leg.
The fat man was forgotten in Java.
The fat man turned his head and saw Zhu Ping'an throwing the chicken legs. He was immediately moved. Brother Zhu was reliable.
"Don't forget to compensate me with a chicken leg." Zhu Pingan said calmly.
"Don't talk about one, even a hundred will do. Brother Zhu, your hands are still useful." The fat man got up from the ground. He clapped his hands, neatly arranged his clothes in full view of everyone, and walked to Zhu Ping'an in a well-dressed manner.
He sat down at the table, as if the fat man who had just thrown himself into a mess was not him.
"Boss, let's prepare four more dishes and one soup, our signature dish." After the fat man sat down, he turned around and gave the shopkeeper's order.
"Why did you mess with the dog again?" Zhu Pingan glanced at the fat man and asked calmly.
"You know I have been afraid of dogs since I was a child. Last time I was chased by a dog in front of your house. But who is Fatty? How can I be intimidated by such difficulties? I asked many people for help, and finally asked one
Ways to deal with vicious dogs. This vicious dog eats soft things and is afraid of hard ones. If you walk past it, it will bite you. The more scared you are, the more aggressive it will be. When you encounter a mean dog like this, you only need to
Bend down as if picking up a stone. It will definitely run away! So, I want to try it." The fat man sat there and talked. The nonsense of chasing the dog was like saving the universe.
The method is good, but if you try it, just find one dog. If you mess with three of them, you deserve to be chased by the dogs three streets!
Zhu Ping'an was speechless at the fat man's mindless behavior.
After the food ordered by the fat man was in place, the fat man invited Zhu Pingan to eat with him and complained to Zhu Pingan at the same time.
"You don't know. Before I came home, my godmother said that my parents must miss me. After I went back, I found out that she was wrong. My father didn't miss me, he wanted to scold me. At home, he told me to get out.
Go out; when outside, he tells me to go home; if I don’t read, he scolds me for my poor homework; if I don’t read, he scolds me for wasting money; if I eat, he scolds me for being greedy; if I don’t eat, he scolds me for being naughty; if I don’t
Speak, scold me for being stuffy and unable to kick a hot fart; Speak, scold me for talking too much nonsense. What on earth is he thinking? I even doubt whether I am his biological child."
The fat man never stopped complaining after he sat down.
Zhu Ping'an could only laugh at this.
During this lunch, Zhu Pingan ate a lot, but the fat man ate quite little, as if he was worried.
"What's the matter? Tell me what you're unhappy about and let's cheer you up." Zhu Ping'an drank the last mouthful of porridge and asked with a smile.
"Brother Zhu, you are so awesome." The fat man shook his fat face and laughed so hard that he choked.
Zhu Ping'an's words are nothing in modern times, and everyone has heard them many times, but this was the first time these words were heard in ancient times, and the effect was very prominent.
But after laughing, the fat man was still embarrassed to speak.
Zhu Pingan glanced at the fat man, thought for a moment, and asked, "Brother Xue, are you worried about the scientific examination in office?"
When the fat man heard this, he looked up at Zhu Pingan in disbelief. He was very surprised and didn't know why Zhu Pingan guessed it.
"Nonsense, you can talk and laugh calmly even when your father scolds you. As far as the current situation is concerned, this is the only time for scientific examination." Zhu Pingan curled his lips.
"Hehehe, Brother Zhu is indeed the head of the case, and he is very thoughtful. Alas, the fat man was still in high spirits when he left your house, but when he got home and was beaten by his father, he realized that the scientific examination seemed to be even more difficult than the college examination.
"More. The college examination is just for children to compete for talents. There are dozens of places left, but for this scientific examination, scholars are competing for that, and the number of places is still less than half. I haven't even passed the college exam." The fat man said with a bitter look on his face.
The fat face that used to be full of energy now had a sad look on it.
"It was okay at first. My father spent a lot of effort and asked his seven aunts and eight aunts to help him. It was not easy to get a relationship with the seventh aunt and eight aunts who were the academic officers. As a result, the academic officers were transferred to Sichuan.
Went. Mr. Zhao from the capital was transferred here to serve as an academic officer. All the previous efforts were in vain." The fat man's fat face turned into a chrysanthemum with worry.
"Master Zhao?" Zhu Pingan was startled for a moment, thinking of the unreasonable fat man he met on the road in the morning. It seemed that he belonged to Master Zhao's house.
"That's right, Mr. Zhao Wenhua and Mr. Zhao, don't you know that the academic officer has been changed?" The fat man rolled his eyes.
Zhao Wenhua?!
When Zhu Pingan heard this, he suddenly smiled, patted the fat man on the shoulder, and said confidently: "Congratulations, you can pass the scientific examination."
After saying that, Zhu Ping'an shook his head and walked upstairs with a smile, muttering to Zhao Wenhua, haha
"Hey, what do you mean?"
The fat man scratched his head and followed Zhu Pingan upstairs. (To be continued)