Damn it, the Marquis of Linhuai drank up all the beef soup with a lot of croton powder?! The corners of Zhu Ping'an's mouth twitched a little. What a pitiful Marquis of Linhuai. There was such a filial and good old man in the stall. It was like black smoke was rising from his ancestral graves.
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"After my father finished drinking the soup, he took Aunt Xinna to the bedroom. He also asked me not to disturb her, saying that he and his aunt would go to the bedroom to reconcile the accounts."
The naughty boy said with an aggrieved look.
"I said I was going to check the ledger, but as soon as I entered, I blew out the light. How can I check the ledger in vain?!"
When the naughty boy said this, he complained angrily and incomprehensibly.
Haha, luminous ledgers. Since ancient times, there have been many luminous things. Zhu Pingan twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "What next?"
"Then, I went to my room to play with my little turtle, but when I was playing enthusiastically, I heard my aunt's scream and my father's growl coming from my father's and his bedroom.
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"I ran out quickly, but before I even reached the door of my father's bedroom, I was overcome by the overwhelming stench."
"There was a sound like wind and thunder coming from my father's room. It kept ringing."
"There was also the sound of my aunt crying in fear in the house, crying and shouting, Master, please stop, I'm scared."
The naughty child danced and narrated with rich expressions.
"puff"
After hearing this, Li Shu couldn't help but burst out laughing. Although she felt sorry for Marquis Linhuai, it was so funny that her stomach hurt from laughing.
Master, please stop pulling, I'm afraid
This scene is simply unimaginable.
Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but laugh. The Marquis of Linhuai didn't beat the naughty child to death, which was enough to prove that he was his biological child.
The dignified Marquis of Linhuai, the dignified deputy commander of Jianghuai, actually got out of control in the room, and it was like a social disaster.
"You are still laughing. My dad has been defecating for half a night, and this is all my fault. He used to be constipated and couldn't defecate for half a night, but now he can defecate for half a night. I helped him cure his constipation for many days.
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"I was afraid that my father wouldn't know my contribution, so I shouted loudly into the room, 'Dad, please do it properly. This is all my contribution. I poured a lot of croton powder into your bowl of beef soup.
,Look, you are not constipated anymore.'"
The naughty kid glared at Zhu Pingan and the others, and then said.
Haha, you are so brave. You are still afraid that your father will not know your contribution. Your father really 'thanks' you now.
"Hmph, you don't know. Not only did my father not thank me, but the next day, that is, early this morning, as soon as he could go to the ground, he repaid me with a grudge. He chased me with such a thick stick and said he would beat me to death.
I am a rebellious son, and he still accuses me of murdering my own father."
"I was thinking about him and even cured his constipation. If he didn't thank me, he would beat me to death."
"What about murdering my biological father? I was obviously rescuing my biological father! Master just taught me the twenty-four filial piety. I think I can even comment on the twenty-five filial piety."
"I'm so filial, but he still wants to beat me to death. He's so unreasonable. Where can I reason with him?"
The naughty boy looked aggrieved and wiped away his tears angrily. Then he turned his grief into appetite and buried himself in the food.
"You are so filial, don't be so filial in the future." Zhu Ping'an touched the naughty child's head, "It's great, it's not my cub."
Then, Zhu Pingan turned his head and looked at Li Shu's belly.
I, Zhu Ping'an, have been honest and honest all my life. Please, I don't ask my cub to go to Tsinghua University and Peking University to get the top prize, I just ask him not to become a naughty kid.
Li Shu glanced at Zhu Ping'an.
The two of them can now understand each other's meaning with just one look.
"Okay, Brother Rui, you have good intentions, but good intentions can also cause bad things. Forget it, I will tell you slowly later. You can live here with peace of mind in the past few days. Don't worry, uncle, I
We will send someone to intercede with him, and after a few days, when the uncle's anger subsides, you can go back." Li Shu touched the naughty child's head and comforted him.
"He's gone, but I'm still angry. I've cured his constipation." The naughty kid took Qiao on.
You treated him so well!
Everyone was dumbfounded.
"Okay, you're starving. Eat more. When you serve Brother Rui, be careful not to serve dishes that go with wine."
Li Shu touched the naughty child's head and told his personal maid to pay more attention when serving dishes.
"Brother Zhu, please eat more."
Li Shu stopped eating and helped pick up vegetables for Zhu Ping'an.
"Fifth sister, what about me?" The naughty child was still jealous, and when he saw Li Shu picking up food for Zhu Ping'an, he also yelled.
"good."
Li Shu also gave him a pair of chopsticks.
"Haha, look, your sister still loves me the most." Zhu Pingan deliberately ate the food to tease the naughty child.
"It hurts me the most."
The naughty child was so teased that he was as angry as a toad and kept eating and stuffing it into his mouth.
"Whoever eats more and enjoys the food is the one I love the most." Li Shu narrowed her eyes and smiled, adding fuel to the fire between the two of them.
So, the naughty child slurped and ate, and in order to amuse the naughty child, Zhu Pingan also ate one bite after another.
In the end, the naughty boy's belly became round after eating, while Zhu Ping'an's face turned red, and the two of them burped alternately.
"I can't eat anymore, brother-in-law, can you still eat?" The naughty kid gave up, dropped his pants, and Ge You lay on the chair.
"I'm in place too."
Zhu Pingan burped, put down his chopsticks, and waved his hands.
Not only was he exhausted, Zhu Ping'an also felt dizzy. He probably ate too much drunken crab, drunken shrimp, and drunken duck. The alcohol content of these dishes was probably not low. After eating all of them, he had consumed too much alcohol.
"Brother Rui, come and follow me to the study. I will test your homework and see if you have neglected your studies recently."
Zhu Ping'an shook his dizzy and swollen head, said to the naughty boy, and stood up. However, as soon as he got up, he felt a little shaky, staggered, and almost fell over. He quickly grabbed the table with his hands to stop himself.
As for the fall, the table was shaken quite a bit.
"Brother/Uncle Zhu."
Li Shu, Hua'er and the others called out with concern.
"It's okay, it's okay, I'm okay." Zhu Ping'an waved his hand, but his body was still a little dizzy.
"Hua'er, help Brother Zhu go to the wing to rest." Li Shu told Hua'er to help Zhu Ping'an go to the wing to rest.
"Uh-huh."
The painted baby has a fat face and a red face.
"You don't have to go to the wing, just go to the study. I'll lie down on the small bed in the study for a while. I'm fine. It's just a little cooking wine to go with the dishes. I'll just lie down in the study for a while. I'll study the topographic map of Jiangnan later.
By the way, let’s test Brother Rui Rui’s homework.” Zhu Pingan waved his hand and pointed in the direction of the study.
"No need to help me, Hua'er, I'm not drunk, just a little tipsy." Zhu Pingan saw Hua'er coming to help him and waved his hand hurriedly.
Who would have thought that as soon as he waved his hand, he would feel a little fluttery and stagger again.
"Uncle, please slow down."
Hua'er hurriedly came over to hold Zhu Pingan's arm, put his arm on her shoulders, and supported Zhu Pingan. ()