"It's reserved for the person who made the couplet, not for you. You'd better go to other inns to check it out."
A great shopkeeper deceives his customers, and a great slave deceives his master.
The impatient words of the shopkeeper were sarcastic, the discriminating and contemptuous glance of the thoughtful scholar in the inn, and the two critical attacks overlapped together, which can cause at least 10,000 points of damage. Generally speaking, faced with this kind of
In an embarrassing situation, most people would hide their faces in shame and leave.
However, what surprised everyone was that the poor country boy at the door of the inn seemed unable to hear the sarcasm of the innkeeper or understand the discrimination of the people. Not only did he not hide his face in shame, but he had a simple and honest smile on his face.
He happily said:
"Really? That means we have a house."
What a simple boy!
The people in the lobby of the inn who were concentrating on thinking about the couplet heard Zhu Pingan's words and looked at the silly young man at the door, and couldn't help bursting into laughter. I think at this time, they were faced with the description of the poor country boy at the door.
, the most elegant word can only be the word simplicity. Of course, judging from their laughing expressions, after racking their brains for a long time, but struggling to find the next link, they described the poor boy at the door in their hearts.
, more likely to be colloquial: Idiot! Stupid!
When the inn clerk heard this, he looked at the silly young man at the door and almost spat out a mouthful of blood. There is a woolen guy who can't understand human speech. The reserved room is not for you!
"The remaining rooms in the store are reserved for people who want to send couplets to each other. They will not be rented out. Sir, please leave without giving them away."
The shop assistant became increasingly impatient. Looking at Zhu Pingan, he extended his hand towards the door and made a gesture of invitation. Although he was smiling, his words also had a strong sense of sarcasm.
"Really? Then I'll also come and compare the couplets."
Zhu Ping'an held the dark horse at the door. He squinted his eyes slightly and said, with a simple and honest look on his face and the same smile, as if he didn't know what it meant to be rejected.
The shop clerk glanced at Zhu Ping'an up and down, rolled his eyes, and exhaled a foul breath. He was extremely disdainful.
you also?
Don't use this word so casually, okay? You will lower the standard of the people who are reading the couplet together in the hotel lobby! Look at you, you are obviously someone who dug in the dirt in the countryside. There is not the slightest breath of literary and ink in your body. I can recognize it.
It's good to name your own name. What about the couplets? You know, these couplets are collected by our boss from all over the country and spend a lot of time. Ordinary scholars dare not say that they can pronounce even one of them.
Lieutenant, you are just digging around in the countryside, you dare to say that you have come to read the couplet, and I don’t mind exposing you with such a loud tone!
"What? Can't it be right now?" The young man at the door looked towards the lobby and asked softly, showing his white teeth.
"So what if it can be right. So what if it can't be right. You can't be right anyway. It's still early, so you'd better find another inn."
The shop assistant was very impatient. The lobby was full of highly educated and talented people. If you, a country man digging in the dirt, were allowed to join in the fun, wouldn't that be equivalent to humiliating these distinguished guests? Think about it.
There are many talented people in the lobby who can't even get a single couplet right. You can't even get a single couplet right even if you go in. Doesn't that mean that these talented people are no different from a stupid person? No, absolutely.
Can't let this happen.
"Then you can get it right." The young man at the door smiled cheerfully, his dark face shining red, like a simple ear of red sorghum in the field.
You play it!
The store clerk is an old man again. You are just kidding. You can’t understand human language. Can you grasp the key point? I’m telling you to leave. You don’t care whether it’s right or not. Okay, this door
The poor boy really never looks back until he hits the south wall! Okay, let you hit it! If you don’t want to be right, then I will let you be right, but not the six couplets hanging in the lobby of the inn.
"You want to match the couplets, right? If you can match my couplet, then you can go to the lobby to match the couplets. If you can't, haha, then forget about the couplets in the lobby. You can't even think of them."
The store clerk looked at Zhu Pingan, snorted slightly and said.
The store clerk is also someone who has read several years of schooling, otherwise he would not be able to work in this inn as a busboy. The salary in this inn is two or three times that of other inns, and the requirement is to be able to read and interpret sentences. Because he has read a few years of schooling, this shop
The waiter just came to this inn. After only staying here for half a year, the money earned by the waiter in this inn is enough for other people to work hard for two or three years. I can't help but feel a bit proud.
"Okay." Zhu Pingan replied cheerfully, his smile still on his face.
"The tent door is now open for you." The two shop assistants opened and closed their breaths and composed a couplet with ancient poems as their title.
In fact, this couplet is not difficult at all. It comes from Du Fu's "The Arrival of Guests". This is a second couplet written by the store clerk, asking Zhu Pingan to compare the first couplet. However, he deliberately did not say whether it was the upper couplet or the second couplet. He just looked down on Zhu Pingan. If you read
If you read poems and books, you will know at a glance that this is half a sentence from Du Fu's "A Guest Arrives": "The flower path has never been swept by the guests, and the gate is now opened for you." All you have to do is say the previous sentence.
After the couplet came out, the store clerk sneered at Zhu Ping'an, and the people in the lobby who were thinking about the couplet also looked at the door in boredom, thinking it was just for fun.
"The gate is now open for you."
Zhu Pingan took the dark horse and whispered the couplet written by the store clerk. When the store clerk wanted to say that the repeated couplets were not counted, Zhu Pingan then said the second couplet:
"When you sleep, you become numb and get high."
The gate is now open for you, and you will be paralyzed by sleep!
As soon as Zhu Ping'an said this couplet, everyone in the lobby seemed to have been tapped. They were stunned for a second, and then everyone in the lobby burst into laughter. In ancient Ming Dynasty, although people did not know the word "hi"
"high" means "high", but the word "hi" also has an onomatopoeia in ancient times, which means exclamation, and this meaning can be understood to some extent.
The courtyard path full of flowers and grass has not been cleaned to welcome guests; the door made of woven straw has only been opened today because of your arrival. What an artistic poem, but the seven words "I feel so good when I sleep with you" are like
Like a pig, this artistic conception was swallowed up in an instant like a dog eating shit.
This kind of impact is simply heartbreaking.
Of course, the store clerk who was on the front line of the shock wave suffered a prelude of 10,000 points of damage. It felt like a lump of Xiang was stuffed into his mouth. Just when he was about to spit Zhu Pingan's face with shit, he heard Zhu Pingan again
Speak.
"The flower path has never been swept by visitors, but now the gate is opened for you." Zhu Ping'an showed his eight teeth and gave a standard smile, and then continued: "Hahaha, I think the atmosphere is too serious, I was just kidding.
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In one word, Rexiang, who was about to spit out the store clerk, stuffed it into his mouth again. (To be continued)