Chapter two hundred and ninety seventh check homework
The sun is warm, the years are quiet, and the naughty child’s reading sound is particularly loud.
Zhu Ping'an sat across from the naughty kid. Amidst the sound of the naughty kid reading in pain, he quietly wrote Qing Ci on the rice paper with his brush. For some reason, looking at the naughty kid's fat face, Wen thought.
Extraordinary spring:
"I would like to report this year's enke. Today, I will be pious and pray for the heavenly mirror. I will recommend the golden treasure and taste the five pungent flavors. At the same time, I will add the jade calendar to show the end of the four seasons. The Big Dipper returns to Yin, and the star
Warmth always comes with chanting. The east wind thaws, and the pond is covered with ice again."
The sun outside is gradually turning towards the middle, and the sunlight shines in through the window. The early spring sunshine is warm, and it stretches out its big warm hands, caressing the whole body and making people feel comfortable.
When Zhu Ping'an was writing the third Qing Ci, a boy trotted over outside and reported that the Marquis was back and asked the naughty boy to go to the front yard to greet him. The Marquis was also the eldest son of the Hou Mansion.
The old Marquis inherited the title of Marquis of Linhuai after his death. He went out on business a few days ago and has just returned.
When the naughty boy heard the news that his father was back, his fat face was distorted with fear. This naughty boy was not afraid of heaven or earth, but he was afraid of his father.
But thinking that I had memorized this homework well, the naughty child's fat face returned to normal, and even thought that my father was satisfied with this homework, what would I ask for? Then I saw Zhu Pingan sitting opposite,
Well, I need dad to drive this bumpkin out.
"What, are you scared?" Zhu Ping'an raised the corners of his lips and asked with a smile while looking at the naughty child.
"Who's scared? Huh, I've already memorized it all by heart. How can you, a country bumpkin like you, be so stupid that you still recite the wrong words? Huh!"
The naughty child was so stinky that he shook his fat face, snorted, and walked out on his thick legs. However, when he stepped out of the threshold, a certain naughty child raised his face too high and failed to look at the road, so he almost fell to his death.
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"Oh. Then when you recite, don't recite it wrong like me."
Zhu Ping'an raised the corners of his lips and gave a kind warning to the naughty boy's leaving figure.
"Humph, I won't act like a country bumpkin like you!"
The naughty kid turned his head and gave Zhu Ping'an a provocative slap in his face, and then walked towards the vestibule with his thick legs.
No one in the Hou Mansion invited him to the vestibule. Zhu Pingan did not go to the vestibule to join in the fun. He tidied up his desk and returned to his guest room. On the way back to his guest room, Zhu Pingan found that the Hou Mansion was busier today than yesterday.
There are many maids and servants coming and going all the time. It seems that the grandmothers who went to the temple to pray for blessings have also come back.
In the midst of their busy schedule, these maids and servants rolled their eyes when they saw Zhu Pingan. These days, there would be a few so-called bad versions of Zhu Pingan's stories in the Hou Mansion every moment. How could Zhu Pingan be respected?
What a good impression.
When Zhu Pingan returned to the guest room, the naughty child had already entered the vestibule.
At this time, the vestibule was very lively. The eldest man who had gone out on business had returned. The eldest grandma and grandma who had gone to the temple to pray for blessings were also back. Several ladies from the Hou family, including Li Shu, also came to the vestibule.
Li Shu, her eldest uncle, eldest aunt, and second aunt met Li Shu and exchanged a few meaningless greetings. Then she led the little maid Baozi to sit aside. She looked at them with raised eyebrows as the whole family seemed to be greeting each other affectionately.
The eldest son of the Hou family has a very distinctive appearance. How can I put it? He is very fat, somewhat similar to Li Shu's father, but he is much fatter than Li Shu's father. He feels like he is out of breath even when he walks. Hou
The mansion master had three strands of beard on his plump face, and he seemed to be looking more elegant and elegant. Unfortunately, the tiger was not the opposite of a cat, but rather a potato with three whiskers.
Generally speaking, fat people are kinder. However, the eldest man of the Hou Mansion looks rather stern, giving people a feeling that he is not approachable. He wears a square scarf on his head, a tunic-collared shirt, and a belt around his waist.
"Gong'er is here, let mom take a look."
As soon as the naughty boy Li Yangong entered the door, a woman called out in the front yard with a joyful look. This woman was the eldest grandmother of the Hou Mansion. She was in her forties and looked like a woman in her thirties, with combed hair and flat hair.
On the head, sweep up the temples and forehead hair. Braid it into a flat bun. The fluffy and high-curled hair gives people a sense of dignity and elegance. Apply a dark green color to the collar and weave it into silver strands, and tie it with a pair of flying true purple rings to form a golden glow.
Full of brilliance.
But compared with the two aunts who were right next to the eldest master of the Hou Mansion who were courting her, the eldest grandma was still outclassed.
The two young and beautiful aunts accompanied the eldest man when he went out on business to serve him.
"Mom", the naughty kid saw the grandma and rushed over with joy. He immediately threw himself into the grandma's arms and started acting coquettishly.
Seeing this scene, the second aunt who was attentive to the eldest master of the Hou Mansion clenched the handkerchief tightly without leaving a trace.
Li Yangong was originally born to his second aunt, but he was picked up by his eldest grandma as soon as he was born. He was raised in her name and was registered in the family tree. This was also a secret matter in the Hou family, and was ordered by the eldest master.
Grandma pays more attention to those who have sealed her mouth. Anyone who spreads rumors will be sold out. However, it is better to guard against people than against Sichuan. There are still many people in the Hou Mansion who know the truth.
My own biological son, but I can only call him my aunt! I call that woman my mother!
Every time the eldest daughter-in-law, the second aunt, sees the eldest grandma having sex with the naughty child, her heart is always boiling with blood, and her throat is stuck in her throat. However, the eldest grandma likes to tease the naughty child in front of her, show off her affection, and even do it in different ways.
Show, show new levels and new heights just like this time.
"A loving mother often loses her son! Gong'er, come here and let your father see how you are doing with your homework."
The eldest master of the Hou Mansion said with a straight face, and then called the naughty boy over to check his homework.
"Look at you, why are you yelling? You can't lower your voice." The eldest grandma held the naughty child in her arms and whispered to the eldest man of the Hou Mansion.
"What do you know about a woman? Come here, Gong'er." The eldest master of the Hou Mansion glared.
Then, under the glare of the lord of the Hou Mansion, the naughty kid walked up to the eldest man of the Hou Mansion with his small thick legs.
"How did you do with your homework?" the eldest master of the Hou family asked, looking at the naughty child.
"I've memorized everything." The naughty boy raised his fat face, full of confidence.
Huh? It's very rare to see a naughty child be so confident when asking questions about his homework. The eldest son of the Hou family was a little surprised, and then he was greatly relieved. Yan Zhou took part in the exam, and Yan Gong was also sensible and knew how to study. Well,
well.
However, the eldest son of the Hou Mansion will not show his joy, so as not to breed pride in the naughty child.
"Have you memorized it all? You know the consequences of lying!" Then, the eldest master of the Hou Mansion glared, "Then memorize "The Turtle is Longevity" with me."
Originally, the naughty child was full of confidence, but the naughty child's legs became weak after being stared at by the eldest man of the Hou Mansion, especially the sentence "You know the consequences of lying", which frightened the naughty child so much that his father used to be strict.
Scenes of punishment came to mind again.
Then, the naughty kid got confused and forgot the lyrics, "Gui Sui Shou", what's it about?
"Carry it."
At this critical moment, the eldest master of the Hou Mansion spoke up again.
This voice frightened the naughty child, and he opened his mouth reflexively:
"Although the turtle is thin, it still has some meat. Let's make soup first and then eat the meat."
The voice was clear, the words were clear, catchy, and full of rhythm. At this moment, the naughty child's voice resounded throughout the room.
Although the turtle lost weight with these few words, the room suddenly became quiet.
a few seconds later
The suppressed roar of the lord of the Hou Mansion made the hairs on the naughty boy's forehead fly into the air.
If the eldest lady hadn't had quick eyesight and quick hands to catch the naughty child in her arms, the eldest man of the Hou Mansion would have pressed the naughty child on his lap and rubbed it.
"Why are you so angry? The child is still young." The eldest grandma protected the naughty child and comforted the eldest man of the Hou Mansion.
"I'm angry? What do you, a woman, know? Even though the divine turtle is skinny, it stews soup and gnaws meat. If outsiders hear this, the whole capital will still laugh at me, Li Tingzhu, for my incompetence in teaching my children!" The eldest man of the Hou Mansion was so angry that he was spitting out all his orifices.
Smoked.
"What are you yelling at? The homework is not just this one, my son will definitely be able to memorize the next one well." The eldest grandma protected the naughty child, found a step for the naughty child and the old man, and then squeezed the naughty child in the palm of his hand.
He pinched it and signaled the naughty child to show his attitude.
"Well, the one just now doesn't count, I can do the next one." The naughty boy was not very confident.
"Then you memorize the "Book of Returning to Hometown")" The eldest master of the Hou Mansion was a little less angry, but his face was still very bad.
"The young man left home and the boss came back"
"The local pronunciation has not changed and the hair on the temples has faded."
Under the watchful eye of the lord of the Hou Mansion, the naughty kid memorized it with open mouth. He was very familiar with it and there were no typos.
"Look, I, Gong'er, can't memorize this very well." The eldest grandma said to smooth things over.
"Why are you interrupting? Let Gong'er carry on." The eldest man of the Hou Mansion interrupted the eldest grandmother's words with a glare, then turned to look at the naughty child and said with a cold and fat face.
What a stern face!
This time, the naughty child was frightened again, and the naughty child opened his mouth again out of conditioned reflex:
"The young man left home and the boss came back"
"The local pronunciation has not changed and the hair on the temples has faded."
"Children don't recognize each other"
"Smile and ask Fatty who are you?"
I asked Fatty with a smile, who are you? Fatty, who are you?! Fatty! This immediately hit the mark of the eldest man of the Hou Mansion. The eldest man of the Hou Mansion is very fat, but he is most taboo about others saying he is fat.
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That's good, fat man, who are you? You asked with such a smile!
He smiled and asked the fat man who he was. After saying this, the room suddenly became quiet.
a few seconds later
"I'm your fucking father!"
The suppressed roar of the lord of the Hou Mansion, the sound of rubbing hands, and the squealing sounds of a naughty child resounding throughout the room.
"It's all that country bumpkin's fault." The naughty kid screamed after being beaten.
"You're still making excuses!" the eldest master of the Hou Mansion said again, and raised his rested hand again.