Zhu Ping'an's poem stole the show at the banquet. "Here I go to Quantai to recruit old troops, and I carry a hundred thousand banners to kill Yama." This poem is too shocking. What does it mean to devote oneself to one's work and die after death? This is death.
Afterwards, while I am still alive, I serve my family and country by expelling the barbarians and Japanese pirates. Even if I die in battle, I will gather my old troops at the Spring of Nine Nethers and continue to serve the country.
"On paper, you are just a weak scholar. You have never been on the battlefield and have never led an army. How can you return to Quantai's old army with all your whims!"
Luo Longwen, as always, "takes special care" of Zhu Pingan, and points out the unreasonableness of Zhu Pingan's poem "Serving the Country with Loyalty" from the very beginning.
"What Mr. Luo said is absolutely true. It's the boy Meng Lang who thinks he has millions of soldiers in his chest."
Zhu Ping'an pulled the corner of his mouth and smiled indifferently. His smile was light and gentle. He did not argue with Luo Longwen. It was enough to let them know that he was not a soft persimmon that they could knead at will.
The banquet continued, and Luo Longwen and others learned their lesson. In the future, they would not take Zhu Pingan to do anything like writing poems or poems. Without Zhu Pingan to cause trouble, Comrade Ouyang's performance was still wonderful and won the unanimous approval of everyone.
The praise was just because Zhu Pingan's "Serving the Country with Loyalty" just now was like a fish bone stuck in the throat, which made Comrade Ouyang's fame somewhat flawed.
Zhu Ping'an also obtained a lot of news at the banquet, from gossips, from the court, from the coast, etc.
After the imperial examination, Comrade Ouyang will get married to Yan Mansion. It is said that the marriage partner is the second young lady of Yan Mansion;
News that Japanese pirates along the coast had invaded Ningbo, Shaoxing, Songyang and other places recently reached the capital. Emperor Jiajing was so angry that all the pills were refined and wasted. He ordered Yu Dayou and others to rescue and deal with the fire;
The old boy Li Mo was re-appointed as the Minister of the Ministry of Civil Affairs by the imperial approval. He was given the word "loyalty" in the imperial letter and was given permission to ride in and out of the palace on horseback. He was almost as good as the elder Yan Ge;
Of course, drinking is indispensable at the banquet. The few people sitting under Luo Longwen seemed to have been instructed and came over to toast Zhu Pingan with a lot of wine. They had great plans to pour Zhu Pingan over at the banquet.
In this regard, Zhu Ping'an had no choice but to use his ultimate move - Urinary Escape.
After leaving the place where the banquet was held, there were maids accompanying Zhu Pingan to serve Zhu Pingan for urination, which made Zhu Pingan a little bit overwhelmed. How could a young man who grew up under the red flag have experienced such a battle? When he went to the toilet, someone was still waiting for him, and he was still hydrated.
maid!
This Yanfu really knows how to enjoy life, even letting the maid serve him when going to the toilet!
By the way, if I really let this maid serve me, I probably wouldn’t be able to urinate.
Therefore, Zhu Ping'an just asked the maid to point out the direction to the changing place (toilet), then he declined the maid's kindness and went to the toilet alone.
Yan's Mansion was very large, and the direction the maid pointed to the toilet was a bamboo garden. Zhu Ping'an entered the bamboo garden and walked around the path a few times, and then he saw the toilet in the bamboo garden. The toilet was very luxurious, if it wasn't marked
When it comes to changing clothes, Zhu Pingan almost thinks of it as an annex in the Bamboo Garden.
I heard that the private toilet used by Yan Song and his son was even more unique, and the toilet they used was said to be a lifelike carving of a white jade beauty, wearing colorful clothes and using her private parts to absorb the toilet. I don't know whether it is true or not.
After going to the toilet, Zhu Ping'an found a place in the bamboo forest to rest for a while. Under the breeze, his drunkenness was reduced by most.
When Zhu Ping'an was about to return to the banquet venue, he found that he seemed to have taken the wrong path in the bamboo garden. When he left the bamboo garden, he was not the place he came in just now, but another exquisite small garden with the fragrance of flowers.
The garden was relatively quiet. I didn't see any maids or servants, but there seemed to be faint sounds in the room.
It was late to go back, and the old boy Luo Longwen would probably cause trouble for him again. Yan Shifan was obviously not a fuel-efficient lamp. If he started to care about it, he would inevitably feel miserable. In order to return to the banquet venue as soon as possible, Zhu Pingan decided to take the liberty to ask the people in the room.
A road.
“May I ask”
Zhu Ping'an entered the room, bowed his hands, and stopped mid-sentence. His eyes almost squirted.
Damn, don’t do that.
I saw a bathtub in the room, with hot air and flower petals floating in it. Outside the barrel stood an extremely cool girl, who seemed to have just come out of the bathtub, with two slender white lotus-like jade arms draped in a piece of clothing.
Brocade, her slender hands were holding a piece of brocade to wipe her body. At this time, she also had a look of grass and mud, staring at Zhu Ping'an who suddenly appeared in the room with wide eyes.
How to do how to do?
Zhu Pingan's brain was racing. Under this sudden scene, Zhu Pingan was so shocked that he had nothing but a cold sweat, and he was drunk and had already disappeared.
Regardless of whether this girl was the master of the Yan Mansion or a maid, even modern society could not tolerate the scene of being seen taking a bath, let alone the strict Ming Dynasty.
The girl was stunned by this sudden scene, but when she came to her senses, her first reaction would definitely be to scream loudly, to alert the Yan Mansion, and then the consequences would definitely be very serious.
It would be fine if this girl is a maid, but if she is a young lady from the Yan Mansion, well, let’s be honest, she is the second young lady of the Yan Mansion. Just now at the banquet, someone said that Comrade Ouyang will be engaged to the second young lady after the imperial examination.
Damn it, little Comrade Ouyang is not willing to risk his own life! Not to mention Yan Shifan and Yan Song, these are all beings who can turn themselves into ashes with just a move of their little fingers!
what to do!!!
Say, I'm sorry, miss, I didn't mean it?
Or, I'm sorry, miss, I didn't see anything?
Pull him down, put it this way, you will still turn into fly ashes if you should, it will not help at all!
Seeing that the girl opposite was about to open her mouth and screams were about to come out, Zhu Ping'an spoke first, and then the girl opposite her mouth was about to be opened and she retracted her mouth.
"I'm sorry, sir"
Zhu Pingan said something first, and then burped, looking like he had drunk too much.
I'm sorry, sir? Are you blind? I'm obviously a girl. This was the first reaction of the girl opposite. Then the next second, a hint of joy appeared on the girl's pretty blushing face.
Why, I am a woman, but this person said I'm sorry, sir, which means that this person didn't see me clearly. Yes, the weather is a bit gloomy today, and the windows are closed in this room. From the outside, it must be...
Some of them were hard to see because of the darkness. The girl felt a little bit lucky and secretly happy when she thought of this. Fortunately, she saved her face.
With this thought in mind, the girl pulled up the satin she was wearing in an attempt to cover her body a little more. Unexpectedly, when she pulled down, her white and pink waist and flat body without a trace of fat were exposed.
The lower abdomen was exposed.
Then he subconsciously pulled it down, and the round and smooth pearl shoulders and exquisite embossed outline changed from looming to visible.
It's so white that it reflects light, and it's so bright that it's dazzling!
"Ahem, may I ask, sir, where is the Bi-washing Pavilion?" Zhu Pingan couldn't help but lowered his head and did not dare to look again. The Bi-washing Pavilion was a courtyard that Zhu Pingan saw on his way to the toilet.
"Go out and turn left!" the girl opposite said hoarsely, trying to make her voice thicker.
"Thank you, sir."
Zhu Ping'an cupped his hands and thanked him, turned around and left without stopping, his heartbeat was pounding, and he felt so lucky until he walked out of the yard step by step. Damn, I'm scaring the baby!
After leaving the courtyard, Zhu Pingan ran almost at a trot. No matter where the banquet was, he should stay away from the courtyard first! He walked around three times and once he was far away from the courtyard, Zhu Pingan asked another boy about the banquet.
location, and quickly returned to the banquet.
After Zhu Ping'an left, the girl who got out of the bath quickly put on her clothes and patted her chest, feeling lucky.
That young man is so blind that he can mistake this girl for a young master.
Then, the girl seemed to feel something was wrong. She walked out of the house, walked to the yard, and then returned to the door of the house again, casting her eyes suspiciously into the room.
That young man was really blind. He could see very clearly in the room. He could even see the pattern of the petals in the bathtub clearly.
Wait, something seems wrong
Then, there was a scream that pierced the sky (to be continued.)