Three hundred and eighty-fourth chapter March down the river
I went down to the river in March, with a clear sky and a few white clouds. Under the white clouds, an apricot forest was sprouting new buds. The breeze blew and apricot blossoms rained all over the place.
This apricot grove in Xiahe Village is hundreds of years old. In the center of the apricot grove is a reclining old apricot tree. The cracked bark is like its wrinkles.
In the village, several naughty children wearing crotchless pants were riding on the winding branches of an old apricot tree to play games. One naughty child was blindfolded with a piece of cloth, but he bravely climbed left and right along the trunk, baring his teeth and claws.
Shouting loudly. The other naughty children on the branches remained silent, hugging the trunk tightly and shushing the blindfolded naughty child, not daring to breathe. When the blindfolded naughty child was about to touch a naughty child,
There was a naughty kid in the distance who deliberately shook the branch at hand and led the blindfolded naughty kid aside. Then, the naughty kid who was almost caught was moved and gave a little force to the naughty kid who was lending a helping hand.
nodded.
Just when the naughty kid who was almost caught thought he had escaped disaster, the blindfolded naughty kid who was lured away came back and caught him unprepared.
"Hahaha, you must have been caught by me." The blindfolded naughty child bared his teeth and laughed, pulling off the blindfold with one hand.
"Little pig, liar, you must have lifted the cloth and peeked!" The naughty child who was caught refused to accept it.
"Pull it down, you haven't had a shower in more than half a year, you're all smelly, I don't need to look, I can tell where you are just by smelling it!" The naughty kid named Xiao Xiaozu pulled off his blindfold and pouted.
"Hurry up, it's your turn to catch him!" Xiao Xiaozhi threw the blindfold to the naughty child and urged him repeatedly.
The naughty kid received the cloth but did not put it on. Instead, he pointed behind Xiaoxiao and whispered: "Little Xiaozu, run, run, your sister is here.╪╪┢╪.〔[.《﹝"
"Come on, it's your turn. Don't tell me my sister is here." Xiao Xiaozhi said without taking it seriously, waving his fat paws and patting his chest.
"What is it?" A girl's voice came from under the tree.
Hearing the sound, the little pig was startled and fell down without stepping firmly on his feet. The girl under the tree quickly caught her and was almost knocked down by the momentum. She couldn't help but rolled her eyes and pushed the naughty child to the ground and beat her.
Two strokes on the butt.
"Sister Yu, it hurts. If you hit me again, be careful. I'll tell your mother and see if she doesn't spank you!" The naughty child couldn't help but screamed after being spanked.
"How dare you file a smear complaint? I won't beat you. Mom gave you the nickname to let you learn from Brother An. It's better for you. You'll just smear Brother An!" When the girl heard the naughty child's threat, she couldn't help but hit her hard again.
The naughty kid was slapped twice on the butt.
"I'm not slandering you. My second aunt said that Brother Zhi loved to play with tree-touching monkeys when he was a child!" the naughty boy yelled.
"If you still don't admit your mistake, okay, I won't take you with me to my second uncle's house this time!" The girl stood up.
Going to the second uncle’s house?
The naughty child jumped up when he heard this, not to mention how excited he was.
"Go, go, go. Sister Yu, I was wrong. ╪╪┝┢┢┞.(《.〔" What a naughty kid, you dare to talk back, you are too honest, and you chased the girl like crazy.
"Little pig, where are you going? Let's play together." The naughty child on the tree shouted loudly.
"I'm going to my second uncle's house. My second uncle's house is my brother's house. Hahaha, do you know who my brother is? My brother is Zhu Ping'an, the Yuan of the Ming Dynasty!"
When the naughty kid talked about the Ming Dynasty, Yuan and Zhu Ping'an, he deliberately puffed up his chest and pinched his fat waist with his chubby hands. He was as proud as if he wanted to go to heaven.
Then, the naughty kid on the tree looked at him with envy.
Although everyone knows that Xiaoxiao's brother is Zhu Ping'an, every time Xiaoxiao says this, they are still envious.
"Sister. Sister, did Brother Shen always give you delicious food when you were a kid?" The naughty child caught up with the girl, grabbed the girl's skirt with his fat paws and asked with his chubby face raised.
"Of course, Brother She is the best to me. When I was young, Brother She would always let me eat the scrambled eggs my grandmother made." The girl held the naughty child's hand and pouted her little mouth, looking like a little girl.
Ouch ouch
Hearing this, the naughty child was so envious. The scrambled eggs given by Brother She must be the most delicious scrambled eggs in the world, and his mouth started to water just thinking about it.
The girl led the naughty child step by step towards the village. As she approached the old house, the naughty boy was very sharp-eyed. In addition to her own family, there were also grandparents, uncle's family, and fourth uncle's family waiting outside the old house.
Then, the naughty boy curled his lips with a look of disgust on his face, pulled the girl in a low voice and asked, "Sister, sister, why are the uncle's family going too?"
Although they live in the old house, the naughty kid doesn't like his uncle's family at all. His uncle is so fake, and his eldest aunt always feels that he is superior to others. He especially dislikes Brother Jun's new wife, who always picks up trouble with one eye.
Don't stop!
"My uncle is going, I don't know what to worry about." The girl was also unhappy, and she tugged at the naughty child in a low voice, "I'm going to the second uncle's house later, so don't just eat, you have to help the second aunt keep an eye on it.
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"Yeah, don't worry, sister." The naughty kid patted his chest hard and acted like a little man.
"Oh, why is it so smelly? Where did the fourth brother go? Third aunt, you don't care. You can't keep doing this. Rolling around in the dirt, what future will you have? In our family
Over there, so many teachers have been hired."
As the girl approached with the naughty child in hand, the woman at the door of the old house, wearing a blindfold, a new dress, and makeup, covered her mouth, raised her eyebrows, and said in disgust.
The third aunt glanced at the new daughter-in-law and said nothing, but the naughty kid on the side didn't want to do it anymore.
"You talk a lot!"
The naughty boy curled his lips and rolled his eyes.
"You" the woman who puts on makeup is so angry.
"What are you, what the fourth brother said is wrong, why do you talk so much?" Zhu Pingjun walked out of the crowd in a nonchalant manner, glanced at his one-eyed woman, and looked unhappy.
"What nonsense are you talking about? This is your wife!"
When the eldest aunt saw Zhu Pingjun speaking so choked to her daughter-in-law, she couldn't help but go up and slap Zhu Pingjun lightly on the shoulder. This daughter-in-law was a money tree, and she wanted to get more benefits from her daughter-in-law.
"Brother Gejun, your daughter-in-law has such good eyesight." The fourth aunt covered her mouth with a handkerchief, looked at the uncle's family up and down with her narrow eyes, and pursed her lips with a sweet smile.
"Of course my eyesight has improved. I can still see that the fourth aunt is the lucky one. This kid is running all over the floor, so troublesome. Fourth aunt doesn't have to worry. I still can't tell if this is a naughty thing."
Where's the goods?" Brother Jun's wife turned her head and glanced at the fourth aunt, covering her little mouth and laughing too, and with her other hand she deliberately touched her belly, which was not even pregnant.
"You" the fourth aunt hates it when others make excuses for her children, and her face becomes crooked with anger.
"Okay, let's stop arguing. It's a shame to be polite. The pig has won the yuan. This is a big happy event for our whole family. Don't mention the trivial things. The pig has won the yuan for so many days.
Now, it’s time for us to go to our second brother’s house to congratulate and have a good time, right dad?” Uncle Zhu Shouren was wearing a brand new navy blue cocoon silk tie and a square scarf, looking extraordinary.
"Hmm." Mr. Zhu held a cigarette pouch in his hand and hummed without saying anything else. The cigarette pouch in Mr. Zhu's hand was brand new. Father Zhu bought it from the market a few days ago as a tribute to Mr. Zhu.
Mr. Zhu nodded, and the matter was settled. The whole family of the old house went to Zhu Ping'an's house in great force. (To be continued.)