"Actually, it's more than that. My Lord Xiao Zhu, you don't know the suffering of the Za family. ┡Ω" After Feng Bao finished telling the concubine's suffering, his face still looked sad, as if there was still a hand hanging on his head at any time.
A sword that could pierce his head.
"Oh?" Zhu Pingan looked at Feng Bao, waiting for Feng Bao to explain everything.
"The Holy Spirit's cultivation is at a critical juncture. I wish I could break every moment into two and study the way of cultivation day and night. For the sake of the country, the country, and the continuation of the royal bloodline, the Holy Spirit performed the ceremony of Dunlun on the day, but the Holy Spirit tried to waste time and delay it.
Practice." Feng Bao considered his words and expressed another concern of his.
What Feng Bao said was very cryptic, but how could Zhu Pingan not understand? To put it simply, Emperor Jiajing, the walking teddy emperor, was a lustful person. He wanted to visit his concubine every day for pleasure, but he also felt that
It takes too much time to sleep in the harem, which delays his cultivation time.
Since you think having sex is a waste of time for your cultivation, then don’t do it! But it’s impossible. Emperor Jiajing cultivated to become an immortal just to enjoy rights and enjoy women for hundreds of thousands of years. If you don’t have sex, you won’t be able to become an immortal.
What fun!
After Feng Bao finished speaking, he had a look of despair on his face. In Feng Bao's view, this was a contradictory thing. He wanted to have sex, but he also thought it was time-consuming. You have taken all the good things. What's going on?
break?
"Do you have any other sufferings, father-in-law?" Zhu Ping'an asked with slightly raised lips after hearing this.
"Ah?" Feng Bao was stunned for a moment, and then pointed at Zhu Ping'an, his hand trembled, and he seemed to be spitting bitterness when he spoke. Master Zhu, just these few sufferings are enough for Zajia to wash his neck and wait to be chopped ten times.
This time, you don’t know, every time in the evening, the Zajia family wants to find a tree with a crooked neck and cut themselves off... This way at least they can suffer less, and their bodies will be left intact..."
Feng Baojue's prison life was in darkness, with no hope at all. It seemed that he would be killed at any time, and he trembled in fear every day and every night.
Living in this kind of fear, I finally found someone to talk to, but after all, it was not their own business, and I could still say something innocuous like "My father-in-law has other sufferings."
These pains are enough to make me die ten times!
Isn’t that enough?!
Isn’t it enough!!
Feng Bao's outstretched fingers trembled, wondering whether Zhu Pingan was worth keeping as a friend.
Looking at Feng Bao's appearance, the curve of the corners of Zhu Ping'an's lips became wider.
"Master Xiao Zhu, you" Feng Bao looked at the curve of the corner of Zhu Ping'an's mouth and couldn't help but become a little angry, and he breathed heavily.
"Hahaha, calm down, calm down Eunuch Feng." Seeing this, Zhu Ping'an couldn't help laughing.
"Master Xiao Zhu, hey, the Za family has misjudged the person." Feng Bao pointed at Zhu Ping'an and nodded several times. He sighed and stamped his foot. His voice rose several times, his eyebrows were raised, and his face turned red.
, it feels like the whole person has fallen into a hot pot, like a cooked prawn.
Calm down, try calming down. My Lord Xiao Zhu, try it from the Zajia perspective and see how calm you are!!!
"It's easy"
Seeing that Feng Bao was about to explode, Zhu Ping'an reached out to cover his mouth, coughed, and slowly stopped laughing under Feng Bao's almost flaming eyes, and then faintly breathed out from between his fingers.
Four words came out.
"This is easy for you, my Lord Xiao Zhu," Feng Bao was still immersed in the inertia of anger just now, repeated Zhu Pingan's words, and then prepared to vent his disappointed emotions like before.
However, just after repeating it, Feng Bao was stunned, as if he had been cast a restraining spell, he stopped his voice and his expression was frozen.
etc.
What happened just now?
Is this easy?!!
This is easy!!!
What happened just now is easy!!!
Feng Bao seemed to have been struck by lightning. He reacted belatedly for a second, and then looked at Zhu Pingan with an unbelievable expression on his face, not believing his ears.
Although he had ten thousand hopes that what Zhu Pingan said was true, rationality told him that this was impossible. He himself understood the dilemma he faced best, whether it was the harem becoming more and more impatient, and the people in the harem becoming more and more impatient.
The more he forced his mistresses, the Jiajing Emperor, who both liked Concubine Linxing and disliked Concubine Linxing for delaying her spiritual practice, was an unsolvable dilemma.
Feng Bao asked himself that he was also a somewhat intelligent person, otherwise he would not have reached his current status. But it has been more than half a month since he faced this dilemma, and he is thinking about a solution every moment, but ten times
I haven't been able to think of a solution for many days, not even a clue.
Now Mr. Xiao Zhu just heard himself say "this is easy". How is this possible? How can he think of a solution in such a short time!
Even if Zhuge were still alive, it would be impossible for him to come up with a solution so quickly.
The greater the hope, the greater the disappointment. I have suffered too many blows these days, and I can no longer withstand the blow of disappointment, so it is better not to have hope.
"Master Xiao Zhu, are you trying to fool the Za family?" Feng Bao looked at Zhu Ping'an with suspicion.
"No."
Zhu Ping'an raised the corners of his lips slightly and shook his head. The sun shone on his face. He was not handsome at all, but his eyes exuded confidence. It seemed that huge difficulties were just a piece of cake in his eyes.
That's all.
"How is that possible?" Feng Bao opened his eyes wide in shock and subconsciously denied it.
"What, Eunuch Feng, do you want me to coax you?" Zhu Ping'an smiled slightly, looked at Feng Bao and teased.
"No, of course the Zajia hope it is true, but the Zajia know that this matter is by no means easy." Feng Bao shook his head and said, "I'm not afraid of Mr. Xiao Zhu's jokes. The Zajia have not been thinking about it every moment for the past ten days.
I'm still trying to figure this out, but I'm still at a loss."
Faced with Feng Bao's question, Zhu Pingan did not answer directly, but smiled and recited a poem silently, "Looking at it from the side, there are ridges and peaks, with different heights from far to near. I don't know the true face of Mount Lu, just because I am in this mountain."
"
Hearing this, Feng Bao turned thoughtfully to Zhu Pingan.
"As the saying goes: Bystanders know clearly, but those in authority are confused. Eunuch Feng is in the middle of the game, and sometimes it is not as clear as Ping An, an outsider." Zhu Pingan smiled calmly and continued to explain, further elaborating.
"Master Xiao Zhu really has a way?" Feng Bao's heart suddenly beat fast when he heard this, his eyes widened in excitement, and his voice trembled unconsciously, as if a drowning man suddenly saw a life-saving straw.