The village elders of the two villages, under their own supervision, handed over the ten flags of their respective villages to the thirty naughty children of their own villages. The flag of Shanghe Village had the word "up" written on it, and the flag of Xiahe Village had the word "up" written on it.
The next word. The flag can be held or planted on the ground. You can do anything, but it cannot be hidden. The offensive and defensive parties are not allowed to use any tools during contact combat. This is also to avoid injury. There are no other requirements for both sides.
Can be used as desired.
In the first round, Shanghe Village defends the flag and Xiahe Village captures the flag.
When Zhu Pingan and a group of naughty children were standing at the foot of the hillside, they marveled at the tradition of fighting for water between the two villages. It was really the wisdom of the ancestors. This kind of water fighting not only avoided casualties on both sides, but also deepened the relationship between the two sides. The most important thing is
Yes, it can still solve the problem. The centuries-old tradition of fighting for water, regardless of winning or losing, both sides will strictly abide by it, and there will never be any exceptions.
come on! Come on......
The onlookers from the two villages put their hands to their mouths and shouted loudly to cheer for their respective naughty children.
Zhu Ping'an couldn't help being a little dumbfounded when he heard the crowd around him shouting "Come on!", Damn it, the word "Come on" has always been recognized as being coined after the emergence of modern racing cars. Why are the people shouting "Come on" now?!!!
There is a feeling of thunder rolling from the sky.
Could it be that that rumor is true? When I was studying the word "refueling" when I was in graduate school, there was a rumor about Liu Bowen of the Ming Dynasty, uh, this dynasty.
There is a saying: "Zhuge Liang, the military advisor of the former dynasty, and Liu Bowen, the military advisor of the later dynasty." Liu Bowen only lamented that he was not in the same era as Zhuge Liang and could not compete with them, so he felt very depressed. One day, Liu Bowen led his army to a plum forest.
, his mouth shut up, he spat on the ground, and suddenly heard a crisp sound of "pop". Liu Bowen thought to himself, this plum forest is land, why is there such a crisp sound? He hurriedly sent people to peel away the weeds and branches. He saw
There is a stone tablet lying on the ground, and there are a few words on it that read: "Liu Bowen has never said a word in this life." The signature is "Zhuge Kongming". Liu Bowen was very surprised after seeing it, thinking that Zhuge Liang was so amazing that he could think of me today.
He was silent for the rest of his life. But Liu Bowen was unconvinced in his heart, but kept silent, and continued to walk forward. After walking not far, he saw a cemetery, and upon closer inspection, it turned out to be Zhuge Liang's grave. Liu Bowen felt happy from the bottom of his heart, thinking
He said: What a Zhuge Liang, you think that I am speechless. I didn’t expect that I would be able to come to your tomb today. So I sent someone to open Zhuge Liang’s tomb and walked in alone. From a distance, I saw a small flame next to the coffin.
It was going to be extinguished soon. Liu Bowen was even happier and thought to himself: Zhuge Liang is said to have great plans, but you also have today. You didn't expect that your ever-bright lamp was going to go out. Liu Bowen saw that there seemed to be a note next to the lamp, so he walked over to see what happened.
The note read: Old Liu, Old Liu, come on. After Liu Bowen read it, he kowtowed three times in front of Zhuge Liang's coffin and swept Zhuge Liang's grave to express his admiration for Zhuge Liang. Later generations called him "Come on."
", which means to inspire people.
At that time, I felt that it was too mythical, so I didn’t take it seriously. However, if the mythical aspect of this story is removed, it makes sense that the word “come on” comes from ancient times. Think about it, yes, it is rumored that the word “come on” is from a foreign country.
It was shouted by a race car driver when he ran out of gas. However, the pronunciation of it by foreigners is fundamentally different from that in Chinese, so the credibility is not high.
Anyway, I was in Ming Dynasty and heard the news.
"Oil leak, Zhu Pingan oil leak!!!" came an inconspicuous voice from the crowd, probably two or three little girls shouting at the same time.
Zhu Pingan turned around and saw the scheming little lolita Li Shu, who was riding on a little red horse and leading two or three little maids to boo him.
The scheming little loli saw that Zhu Pingan heard her booing, and couldn't help but make faces at Zhu Pingan proudly.
When Zhu Ping'an saw the arrogant little girl who was so proud, he couldn't help but make a gesture, a spanking gesture.
Others couldn't understand this gesture, but the little scheming little lolita Li Shu and the little maid Hua'er, the little girl with a bun, immediately turned red on their faces when they saw it. They clenched their teeth and stared with red eyes.
Zhu Ping'an, I can't wait to go up and take a few bites to relieve my hatred.
The village elders of the two villages lit a stick of incense on the high platform. At the moment of lighting, the drummer with bare arms threw away his arms and beat the cowhide drum vigorously.
dong dong dong
In the first round of the competition for water, Shanghe Village defended the flag and Xiahe Village captured the flag.
Ouch ouch
Twenty-nine naughty children hugged Zhu Pingan, screamed and rushed up the hillside. They were a complete mob and had no strategy at all.
In fact, before rushing to the top of the mountain to capture the flag, Zhu Ping'an thought of many strategies suitable for the naughty boys in the village, such as wave-like Mongolian evil tactics, front and rear flanking tactics, and outflanking. However, there were not many naughty boys willing to listen.
.Think about it, others are eight or nine years old, and you are a five-year-old kid. It’s strange that you can listen to yourself.
Every time he thinks of this, Zhu Ping'an can't help but want to look up to the sky and sigh. Damn it, other people's time travels are like tiger bodies. Famous generals come to show their support. No matter how bad the tiger generals are, they are Zhang He and Liao Huazhi.
Kind of, but as for me, I couldn’t calm down a group of eight or nine-year-old naughty kids even if I stomped my feet for a long time.
You really have to compare things with others, just to make people angry.
The hillside where Shanghe Village keeps the flag is only eight or nine meters high, but that's the pure height. If you include the slope, it's more than twenty meters high.
Zhu Pingan opened his short legs and followed these naughty kids up the stairs like crazy dogs. He was panting and exhausted. How could these naughty kids have so much energy? But it is understandable that every foodie is essentially lazy.
People can sit but not stand, can sleep but not sit, and can use their brains but not hands. Zhu Ping'an always rides an old scalper in his elementary school, unlike a naughty kid who rolls in the dirt all day long.
It's not possible to go up like this. I don't even have the energy to capture the flag when I climb up. People who guard the flag are just waiting for work. I don't want to lose. This is related to my family's food production next year, and if I lose, I don't know what that stinky girl will do to me.
There weren't many people in the crowd who were willing to listen to me. Counting Zhu Pingjun, Erniu, Black Dog and a few playmates, there were only eight people including myself. But eight people were not a small number among thirty people.
of power.
"Brother Jun, Er Niu, Black Dog, Dong Gou...slow down, listen to me..." Zhu Pingan breathlessly called to several of his playmates.
Zhu Pingan, who was busy calling people, didn't notice the road under his feet. There was an ups and down in front of him, and Zhu Pingan fell to the ground. But luckily, he just fell a little, and his feet were fine.
Although Zhu Pingjun and others didn't understand why Zhu Pingan called them to stop, they still obediently moved towards Zhu Pingan.
The scheming little lolita and several of her maids at the foot of the hillside hugged each other excitedly and howled when they saw Zhu Pingan throw a dog into shit, and then they all laughed loudly at Zhu Pingan.
"Hahaha, idiot Zhu Ping'an threw a dog and ate shit, he deserves it, he deserves it..."