Chapter seven hundred and eighty-ninth after the house situation
A good night's sleep, backache.
"Small masturbation will make you happy, big masturbation will hurt your body, and forced masturbation will turn you into ashes. The principle is the same..." When Zhu Pingan got up the next day, he felt the faint pain in his waist and back, as well as the dark eye sockets in the mirror, while rubbing his hands.
The side of my waist whispered to myself to be restrained.
Li Shu was sitting in front of the dressing table, doing her makeup in the mirror. She dipped lipstick from the carved ivory tube in her slender hand. Her pretty face was flushed, and her whole figure was like a peach moistened by the spring rain. Her pretty face had not yet been painted with gouache.
, it was already very red and tender, as if it would drip water when touched.
"What are you mumbling about? What about a small oar, a big oar, and a canopy? Do you want to go boating today?"
Hearing Zhu Ping'an's whisper, Li Shu stopped what she was doing and blinked her big watery eyes curiously. Her little cherry mouth was as red as a petal, and her delicate voice was a hundred times more beautiful than the most beautiful song in the world.
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Small oar, big oar, Qiang oar?
boating?
You are really talented.
This paddle is not the other paddle...
Looking at Li Shu's cute and ignorant look, Zhu Ping'an suddenly felt that he wanted to "row a boat" again... He quickly recited the Lu Zi formula silently again, and finally suppressed this evil thought.
"Why are you looking at me like this... If you want to go boating, you can go boating in Shichahai in the afternoon. My uncle is coming in the morning, so we have to meet him." Li Shu pouted her little mouth and said coquettishly.
"Ahem, let's talk about it, let's talk about it."
Zhu Ping'an coughed, said haha, cheered up and put on his clothes.
Brush your teeth and wash your hands.
Although Zhu Pingan misses modern toothbrushes and toothpastes, he has become accustomed to brushing his teeth with a pig-bristle toothbrush and green salt and poria paste.
Breakfast is still made by Li Shu, delicious and loving, and paired with a stack of pickled cucumbers, it makes Zhu Ping'an gain three kilograms after one meal.
Nowadays, this pickled cucumber has become popular in the Linhuai Marquis Mansion. Of course, it is mainly due to the old lady of the Linhuai Marquis Mansion. The old lady of the Linhuai Marquis Mansion has to eat it right away with every meal, and can use half a bowl more than before. This makes
The old lady's personal maid Zijuan would always express her gratitude to Zhu Ping'an every time she saw him.
Just like "the king of Chu has such a thin waist, many people in the palace starve to death", the old lady loved to eat, and soon there was such a home-cooked dish in every room of the Linhuai Marquis Mansion. It is said that the old lady of the Wei Guogong Mansion next door was influenced by Linhuai
Under the influence of Mrs. Hou, she also fell in love with this pickled cucumber side dish, which is perfect for porridge. In the past few days, she often sent people to Huaihou Mansion to ask for it.
After breakfast, Zhu Pingan went to the study to practice calligraphy as usual, while Li Shu directed the girl to clean up in the living room.
There was some noise in the courtyard, but it soon calmed down. After a while, the little maid Baozi came in full of enthusiasm, holding an inkstone.
"What's wrong?" Li Shu glanced at the little maid Baozi and asked.
"It's not like those two little vixens Xi'er and Yan'er. Last time, the old lady wanted to point them out to the young lady as dowry. After the young lady refused, who would have thought that they would not give up. I don't know where they heard about yesterday.
My uncle is reading in the courtyard, and wants to see him by sending him pen and ink. Fortunately, my uncle is not in the courtyard, otherwise he would really be succeeded by these two shameless vixens. Miss, you haven't seen how many they have.
She was shameless and wore such thin, translucent and low clothes that her chest was almost exposed." The little maid Baozi was so angry that her little mouth was so pouted that it could be tied to an oil bottle. She leaned close to Li Shu and whispered in Li Shu's ear.
Hearing this, Li Shu's eyes were calm. She stretched out her slender hand through the handkerchief and picked up the inkstone from the little maid Baozi's hand. She lifted it to the height of her forehead, pointed it at the marble on the ground, and then let go of her little hand.
"Snapped"
With a sound, the inkstone fell on the marble and broke into two pieces.
"Qin'er, take Mother Li, Mother Wang, Mrs. Liu and Mrs. Zhang, take the two halves of the inkstone and ask Xi'er and Yan'er what their intentions were in sending the inkstone broken in half.
If they admit it, go and ask grandma to see her and ask her for justice; if they don’t admit it, let Mother Li and the others slap her until they admit it, and then go and ask her to see her and ask her for justice.”
Li Shu glanced at Qin'er with a pair of spiritual eyes, wiped her hands with a handkerchief, opened her lips slightly, spoke softly, and spoke like beads.
"Don't worry, miss." Qin'er, who was standing by, picked up the inkstone on the ground and walked out.
"Ah? Oh oh." The little maid Baozi was stunned for a moment, but she hadn't reacted yet. The inkstone sent by Xi'er and Yan'er was good, so she broke it in half. It took a second to react, and then she pressed hard
He nodded his little head.
It was those two little vixens who made the first move to seduce my uncle. They should be taught a lesson. What is the crime of breaking the master's inkstone? They seem to be punished as sweeping the floor and washing the laundry. Hum, they deserve it. Who told them
I want to seduce my uncle.
Listening to the rain outside.
"Bah, look at those little prodigal hoofs from Ting Yuxuan. They are incompetent and can't fly on the branches. They don't care about us anymore."
"That's right, they all act like they are on guard against thieves."
Xi'er and Yan'er looked very unhappy and spat in the direction of Ting Yuxuan as they walked.
"But Xi'er, I heard that the fifth uncle is very serious and not as lustful as Master Zhou. If Master Zhou is like a cat that hasn't seen Xing'er for several days, I can take the bait by hooking my little finger.
But the fifth uncle is too serious." Yan'er came close to Xi'er and whispered in her ear.
"Giggle, serious, would a serious person take off his clothes in public?" Xi'er giggled, a pair of jade rabbits trembling on her chest, which was really fascinating.
"Ah? Are you talking about the fifth uncle?" Yan'er was surprised.
"Who is the fifth uncle? Haven't you heard? The day before yesterday, when the fifth uncle was on errands, he took off his clothes completely naked in front of a lot of people. At first glance, he didn't feel ashamed or ashamed. And my stupidity.
Sister, you haven't seen her, but I heard about Fifth Uncle's thing." Xi'er blushed and leaned close to Yan'er's ear, speaking in a low voice and making gestures with her hands.
"What? Is it true? How could it be like that?" Yan'er's eyes widened, and her heart seemed to be hopping like a deer.
"Of course it's true. If you can climb into the fifth uncle's bed, you will enjoy endless blessings in the future. You will be popular and drink spicy food, geez, and the fifth uncle is already at the sixth level at a young age. I heard that this
This time I ran a big errand and showed my face in front of the emperor. My future is boundless." Xi'er started to look forward to it.
Yan'er was also filled with admiration, "However, I also heard that the red note beside Miss Six once"
"How can that young girl from Hong Jian not have the means we have?" Xi'er curled her lips after hearing this, and then became filled with resentment, "Humph, it's all Miss Fifth's fault. The old lady obviously pointed us out to her as dowries.
But she pushed her away, otherwise it would be so troublesome."
"That's right, wait until later, hum" Yan'er agreed.
"We must be good sisters from now on, Miss Fifth is not easy to get along with." Xi'er looked at Yan'er and said.
"Of course." Yan'er nodded vigorously, and the two looked at each other and smiled.