Chapter seven hundred and ninety first recorded in the book
Because of the sentence "The young boy left home and the second child returned home, the eldest brother married a merchant woman", the naughty boy almost beat him half to death from the Marquis of Linhuai. He was beaten so hard that he cried out of breath.
After the naughty boy regained his freedom from the clutches of Marquis Linhuai, he ran all the way back to his room, pulled out a box from under the bed, opened the box and took out a small notebook, took out a carbon rod, and filled his mouth with a bubble.
With tears in my eyes, I wrote down my deep feelings in a notebook:
The fifth sister was a bad person, and she made me become the "youngest child who left home, the second oldest child, and the eldest daughter married a merchant woman", and she was almost beaten to death by my father.
One day in the summer when I was six years old.
After the naughty boy finished writing, he wiped away his tears, threw the notebook into the box, closed the box, and put it back under the bed to hide it.
When the box is closed, you can see the words on the open page of the small notebook:
My country bumpkin brother-in-law is a bad person and caused me to memorize "Although the turtle is thin, it still has some meat. Let's stew the soup first and then eat the meat." and "Children who don't know each other laugh and ask the fat man who you are" were also harmed by the country bumpkin brother-in-law.
, was beaten by my father
One day in the spring when I was six years old.
Of course, if you open the naughty little notebook, you will find that there are many messy records in this little notebook, such as "The fifth brother-in-law is a good person. He took me out to play and bought me candied haws." Candied haws cannot be written, so it is written in
A bamboo stick strung with several circles instead; in addition, "Fifth sister is the best sister and gave me a lot of money" and so on. Generally speaking, what is recorded in this little notebook is the naughty child's momentary insights.
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God knows, in a small notebook, the same person is sometimes written as a good guy, and sometimes is written as a bad guy. How will naughty children distinguish the good from the bad when they read it in the future.
"Hehehe, Fifth Sister is so good. Fifth Sister is the best sister in the world."
Ten minutes later, the naughty boy raised his little fat face, and his smiling eyes could hardly be found. He held a fifty-tael banknote tightly in his little fat hand, and had a happy little breast.
Like a dog, he hugged Li Shu's thigh, grinning happily and howling.
Crazy like the earliest and most die-hard star-chasers.
Every word and action comes from the bottom of my heart.
He seemed to have forgotten that ten minutes ago, he wrote with tears in his eyes that the fifth sister was a bad person.
Today is the naughty kid’s birthday. The naughty kid received many gifts. The old lady, grandma, second aunt and others all gave the naughty kid many gifts, such as hardcover copies of "The Analects of Confucius", "University", "The Doctrine of the Mean", etc.
Inkstones, such as the Howling Wolf brush produced in the northwest desert, such as a stack of top-quality snowflake paper, etc.
When the naughty child saw these gifts, his plump face was full of despair, just like a modern child who received a set of Huanggang real test questions from his enthusiastic uncle on his birthday.
"Fifth sister doesn't know what Brother Rui likes, so let's just go and buy whatever you like." Li Shu gave the gift in a simple and direct way, smiling and giving the naughty boy a banknote with a face value of fifty taels of silver.
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A fifty-tael banknote directly ignited the joy and happiness of the naughty child
If nothing else, when he returns to his room, the naughty boy will grin happily and write a sentence in his little notebook: "Fifth sister is a good person. She gave me fifty taels of silver to buy something I like."
The fifth sister is the best sister in the world."
Zhu Ping'an only found out about the naughty kid's birthday today. He didn't prepare a gift in advance, so he had to write a message on the spot and give it to the naughty kid as a birthday gift.
A picture of dragon flying and phoenix dancing: "Although I am young, I am writing more and more articles; when I am fifteen or sixteen, I will be admitted in one fell swoop."
As a result, Zhu Ping'an's gift was despised by the naughty child for a long time.
"Huh, fifth sister, you are really blind to find such a stingy husband." The naughty child reminded Li Shu in a low voice.
Although it was a low voice, Zhu Ping'an was beside Li Shu, so he could hear it clearly.
Hearing this, Li Shu looked at Zhu Ping'an with watery eyes, covered her little mouth and giggled non-stop.
"Gee, brother Rui, your brother-in-law's calligraphy, if sold outside, would cost more than fifty taels."
After laughing, Li Shu said to the naughty child with a smile.
"Really? Haha, the fifth brother-in-law is the best brother-in-law in the world."
The naughty boy was stunned for a moment, then his face lit up with joy. As if he had won a lottery, he carefully folded the words "Zhu Pingan" and placed them close to his body. He smiled from ear to ear, raised his chubby face and called the fifth brother-in-law "hello" without restraint.
Unexpectedly, this naughty kid is still a money-obsessed person. Seeing the naughty kid being money-obsessed, Zhu Pingan twitched the corner of his mouth speechlessly.
"Sister Niu'er, tell me what you want, whether it's candied haws or candies, and I'll buy you everything." The naughty boy patted his chest and clung to the little loli Niuniu, like a little nouveau riche.
On birthdays in ancient times, although it was not customary to eat birthday cakes and sing happy birthday songs, people still made wishes.
The difference is that in ancient times, people did not put candles on cakes and blow out candles to make wishes, but they lit incense and made wishes in front of the statues of gods.
The old lady personally took the naughty boy's hand, helped light three sticks of incense on the candle, then took the naughty boy's hand and inserted it into the incense burner, and then left the naughty boy kneeling alone on the futon in front of the statue.
Make a wish.
"Brother Rui, what are you wishing for?"
Seeing the naughty child kneeling down on the futon to make a wish in a serious manner, the female relatives in the Linhuai Marquis Mansion couldn't help but ask with a smile.
"Keke, Brother Rui must have made a wish. I wish my ancestors a long life and good health. I wish the Lord Marquis a bright future and good progress. I wish my grandma stay young forever and everything goes well." The second aunt of the Linhuai Marquis Mansion giggled
Then he said that he not only pleased the old lady of the Marquis of Linhuai, but also the Marquis of Linhuai's wife, and even put gold on his own son's face.
"Keke, I guess Brother Rui must have made a wish to be named on the gold medal list when he grows up, to be a high official and ride a big horse."
The sixth lady of Linhuai Hou chuckled and joked.
Others also laughed and made fun of the naughty child.
"No, my wish is to marry all the women in the world as wives when I grow up." The naughty boy shook his head and said with a fat face.
Just finished
The naughty boy shook his head again, "No, no, except for my grandmother. Hey, that's not right, besides my mother and aunt, there are also eldest sister, second sister, third sister, fourth sister, fifth sister, and sixth sister."
Saying that, regardless of the shocked people in the hall, the naughty boy ran to the statue again, knelt down solemnly, and made his wish again, "When I grow up, I hope that in addition to my grandmother and mother, I will
, aunt, eldest sister, fifth sister, sixth sister, all women except "
The naughty child's wish was not fulfilled after all.
"Evil son, I will let you marry, I will let you be uneducated, I will let you marry." Linhuai Marquis Li Tingzhu's face was a hundred times darker than that in the morning, and he knelt in front of the statue and made a wish silently.
The naughty kid was pulled over, pressed on the chair, and slapped again on the naughty kid's butt.
Ouch
The howling of the naughty child can be heard from several streets away.