It was just one word, but it had the majestic momentum of thousands of troops. It was as if a group of righteous teachers descended from the sky, galloping and roaring, and immediately shocked the entire audience at the teacher appreciation banquet.
Including Zhu Pingan, who had put the tea cup to his lips at the banquet, opened his mouth, and was about to drink tea.
I was also shocked.
He kept carrying the tea, but paused for a moment, unable to drink even a drop of tea into his mouth.
Who shouted "slow"?
Everyone followed the sound and saw that Yang Guoliang was looking at Zhu Ping'an, with his mouth closed in slow motion.
Obviously, it was Yang Guoliang who shouted.
Zhu Pingan held the teacup and slowly turned his head to look at Yang Guoliang.
In sight.
Yang Guoliang was looking at him excitedly, his eyes dancing with the fire of revenge, and the muscles on his face seemed to be shaking with excitement.
"Haha, Mr. Zhu, wait a minute."
Yang Guoliang looked at Zhu Pingan and tried his best to put on a calm and gentle smile. Unfortunately, the muscles on his face were shaking too much with excitement, making his calm and gentle smile look a little excited and ferocious.
hehe
Can you not be excited?!
To be honest, when Zhu Ping'an made the couplet just now, Yang Guoliang felt that the sky was turning dark and the sun and moon were falling apart.
I composed the first couplet by myself. I had been thinking hard for a year but could not come up with the second couplet. I thought it could be listed as a century-old couplet, but Zhu Pingan, who only knows how to eat, came up with the second couplet without even thinking! How could he do it?
How to prevent yourself from despair?!
But
hehe
Emperor Tian has paid off his conscientious people.
In despair, Yang Guoliang did not give up. His brain was spinning rapidly and he was more awake and active than ever before.
Take Erchuan, arrange eight formations, six out and seven captures, five feet of original lanterns with forty-nine lights, all for the purpose of fulfilling three wishes;
To pacify Shu in the west, to conquer the barbarians in the south, and to resist the east and north, the central military tent changed its position on earth, wood, and gold, and the water surface could be attacked with fire.
In this seemingly perfect couplet, Yang Guoliang keenly caught the flaw, a fatal flaw.
A flaw that could destroy Zhu Ping'an!
pretty!
A desperate counterattack!
hehe
How can you not be excited?
At this time, Yang Guoliang didn't look up to the sky with excitement and laughed, it was already the result of restraint and restraint.
"What do you think Dr. Hiyang has to say?"
Zhu Pingan held the teacup, burped, frowned slightly, and asked in a neutral tone.
Ma Dan.
I can't even drink a cup of tea!
Zhu Pingan greeted Yang Guoliang warmly in his heart.
"I can't talk about it in person. I just have some immature ideas and I want to ask Zhu Pingan for advice." Yang Guoliang smiled and deliberately said to Zhu Pingan in the same tone as when Zhu Pingan asked him for advice in the morning.
Treat others in their own way.
Sure enough, this kind of revenge makes me feel more comfortable, as if every pore is screaming for comfort.
This is so sour and refreshing.
Yang Guoliang's excited and happy voice was a little hoarse, like a drake that was strangled by the neck, with its own BGM.
"Dr. Yang, please speak." Zhu Pingan looked at Yang Guoliang, nodded slightly, and said calmly.
hehe
Lost face?
Unbearable?
Believe it or not, your expression will look better later?!
Yang Guoliang looked at Zhu Pingan with a smile, as if he had seen the scene where Zhu Pingan was stunned and defeated after he pointed out Zhu Pingan's well-known flaws, so the smile on his face became gentler.
"My first couplet is 'Collect two rivers, line up in eight formations, six are out and seven are captured, and there are forty-nine bright lanterns in the five feet, only to reward three people'. Mr. Zhu, your correct second couplet is 'Ping Xi Shu, Ding Nanman, Dong He.
When the North refused, the Chinese military tent changed its mind about the earth, wood, and gold, and the water surface could be attacked with fire, right?" Yang Guoliang asked Zhu Ping'an with a smile, his eyes burning brightly.
"Of course." Zhu Pingan nodded.
"Haha, then the question comes." Hearing Zhu Ping'an answer yes, Yang Guoliang's smile became even brighter.
He smiled with an inscrutable look on his face.
It's as if if you give him a fan, he can fan the feathers and spin the towel, making the oars and oars disappear into ashes while talking and laughing.
"Which company is better at learning excavator skills?" Zhu Pingan twitched his lips slightly.
Mainly because of Yang Guoliang's sentence, Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but say it, just like Hong Qi couldn't help kicking Ouyang Feng because he was too handsome in "The East Comes the West".
"ah?"
Zhu Ping'an's imaginative solitaire made Yang Guoliang stunned. What the hell? Which one is better at learning excavators? Are you sick? What is an excavator?!
"Ahem, I mean what's the problem?" Zhu Pingan coughed and explained with a slight smile.
ill!
Yang Guoliang glanced at Zhu Pingan, thinking that the fatal flaw in Zhu Pingan's couplet was about to be exposed, and his mood immediately improved again.
"Haha, Mr. Zhu, please be patient. Please listen to me slowly. My first couplet is written about Wuhou Zhuge Liang, and Mr. Zhu, your second couplet is also about Wuhou Zhuge Liang. There is no problem in the meaning of the couplet.'
Erchuan' versus 'Pingxi Shu', 'Eight Arrays' versus 'Dingnan Barbarians', 'Six outs and seven captures' versus 'Eastern and Northern Rejection' are all no problem."
Yang Guoliang said with a slight smile, and then changed the topic, his laughter was filled with murderous intent, and his words were filled with guns and sticks, and thousands of arrows were fired:
"But, haha, Mr. Zhu then said, "There were forty-nine bright lanterns in the five feet, and they only wanted to reward three people." Then he said, "The Chinese military tent changed its mind about the earth, wood, and gold, and the water surface can be attacked with fire." There is a problem here."
"Oh, I dare to ask Dr. Yang, what is the problem?" Zhu Ping'an twitched the corner of his mouth slightly and raised his hands.
"What's the problem? Haha, Master Zhu, haven't you seen it yet? Your 'Chinese Army Account Change, Civil Engineering and Golden Yao' is obviously not up to par with my 'Forty-Nine Wuzhang Original Bright Lanterns', but the 'Water Surface' behind it can be used."
The same is true for "fire attack". My first couplet implies "one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, ninety". You are right to use the five directional words "east, west, south, north, center" in the first part, but you use 'in the second part'.
Isn't it ridiculous that the five elements of metal, wood, water, fire and earth are in the right place? I am a unified ten numbers, but you use five directions plus five five-element words. The location words and the five-element words are completely unrelated. You use this
Isn’t it ridiculous and ridiculous to use non-unified locative words and my five-element words to unify my numbers?!”
When Yang Guoliang said this, his voice was as loud as a bell, and his tone was so impassioned that every word turned into a sharp arrow, whizzing, overwhelming, and piercing Zhu Ping'an's heart.
"Well, what Dr. Yang said makes sense."
"Yes, Dr. Yang's first couplet has ten numbers, but Zhu Ping'an used five directional words plus five five-element words to get it right. It's not a match at all."
"Yes, when Dr. Yang said this, I finally understood why I felt something was wrong when I just listened to Zhu Ping'an's antithetical couplet. It turns out that this is the second couplet that Mr. Zhu corrected. It's not a fight, it can't be done."
After everyone heard this, they suddenly realized, and the scene of the teacher appreciation banquet became lively.
hehe
Cool!
Seeing everyone's expressions of sudden realization and listening to everyone's irritating comments, the curve of Yang Guoliang's mouth became wider and wider.
This feeling is really difficult to describe in words. It is like the feeling when you tremble after your wedding night with your wife. Every pore in your body feels comfortable. How can it be a "good" feeling?
Words can describe it.
So cool
Too exciting
It's so enjoyable.
Haha, Zhu Pingan, do you feel despair?
ps: In the twelfth lunar month of winter, Chang'an is covered with snow, and all my scales and armor are broken. I live in a house made of mud and tiles. I can hardly cover my body with a three-foot-long robe. The calamus above my head is better than cooling off. The cold wind blows my bones, and the frost cuts my muscles. I drink morning and evening.
Porridge and soup at noon. I hope all of you will go to the starting point, read the original version, and reward three to five taels. The kindness of saving lives will never be forgotten.
"speak English!"
"Pocket money has been restricted by Tigress, but please correct the version and reward me with free money. The Chinese New Year is coming soon. I'll save some private money..."