"Haha, wonderful, wonderful... Take Erchuan, arrange eight formations, six are out and seven are captured, and there are forty-nine bright lanterns in the five feet, just to fulfill three wishes; pacify Western Shu, conquer the southern barbarians, reject the east and the north, and the Chinese army's account changes
The earth, wood, and gold lines, the water surface can be attacked with fire. Dr. Yang's wonderful first couplet, and Zi Hou's second couplet are so wonderful that they should be regarded as a good story."
Mr. Liu smiled and touched his palms, and praised Zhu Pingan's couplets profusely. He knocked on the table and recited the couplets once. When praising Zhu Pingan, he also praised Yang Guoliang.
Under Mr. Liu's show of respect, Yang Guoliang felt that his embarrassment was slightly relieved and his face was no longer so hot.
"No, no, Ping'an is not worthy of it. The main reason is that Dr. Yang's first couplet is good, and I am a dog's tail." Zhu Ping'an smiled and shook his head, and replied humbly.
Damn it!
On the side, Yang Guoliang, whose face had just subsided from the fever, felt that his face was burning again, and he wanted to leave immediately.
"Haha, it's time for you to publish the first couplet, Zihou." Mr. Liu reminded Zhu Ping'an with a smile.
"Oh, thank you Mr. Liu for reminding me, I almost forgot about Ping An."
Zhu Ping'an smiled and cupped his hands to thank Mr. Liu. After closing his eyes and thinking for two seconds, he said with a smile, "Dr. Yang is in front of you, so I will follow him and write a couplet of Wuhou Zhuge."
Also publish a first couplet by Zhuge Liang?
So brave!
Yang Guoliang was startled when he heard this, his face turned red, black and cold. In embarrassment, he snorted and sneered.
Zhu Pingan, Zhu Pingan, my first couplet was inspired by reading "The Chronicles of the Three Kingdoms Shu" and I thought about it for more than ten days before I came up with it. You just closed your eyes and meditated for a breath, and you dared to say such arrogant words?
Come up with a couplet about Wu Hou and Zhuge?!
Don't be afraid of not knowing the goods, just be afraid of comparing goods.
Can you compare the couplets you made in one breath with the couplets I put in for more than ten days?!
It’s true that if God wants you to perish, he will make you crazy first. Since you are not afraid of embarrassment, why should I stop you?
hehe
I want to see your first couplet
Yang Guoliang's embarrassed face was like a glacier thawing, ripples appeared in circles, and a smile rippled along the corners of his eyes across his entire face.
"My first couplet is: The bright moon shines on the screen window, everyone is Kongming and Zhuge Liang. Please give me some advice, sir."
Zhu Pingan stood up, bowed his hands to Yang Guoliang and others, slightly curled his lips, and slowly said the first couplet.
"Haha, that's it?!"
After hearing Zhu Ping'an's first couplet, Yang Guoliang couldn't help but shake his head and smile.
Seeing how confident you were just now, I thought your couplets were so powerful, but they turned out to be so short and simple.
Haha, my couplet sums up Zhuge Liang's life. What about your couplet? The bright moon shines on the screen window, why doesn't it shine on your brain? One sentence of the first couplet is half nonsense. Does the first half of the sentence have anything to do with Wu Hou Zhuge Liang?!
How dare you display such a simple couplet to be conspicuous?!
The brain is a good thing. Zhu Pingan, you should replenish it.
Just now you responded to my first couplet without even thinking about it. Now, I will also respond to your first couplet in seconds, hum.
Yang Guoliang smiled contemptuously, straightened his clothes, stood up, and prepared a clever couplet for Zhu Ping'an to avenge his previous shame.
"The bright moon shines on the screen window, everyone is Kongming and Zhuge Liang, I am right and I am right"
Yang Guoliang smiled contemptuously, repeated Zhu Ping'an's first couplet, and was about to blurt out the second couplet.
but
one second
two seconds
Three seconds passed, and Yang Guoliang failed to blurt out the second line. His mouth was open dryly, unable to make a sound.
At the same time, the contemptuous and relaxed smile on his face began to wither slowly and quickly wither.
No.
how so?!
Yang Guoliang's breathing became heavier, his face became more and more serious, and wrinkles slowly climbed up his brow, corners of his eyes and forehead.
The time for a cup of tea has passed.
Yang Guoliang also failed to blurt out the second line.
Not only that, let alone blurting it out, he didn't even have a clue about the second line.
Ma Huating, who was opposite Yang Guoliang, was half standing up, also preparing for a wonderful couplet against Zhu Ping'an.
but.
Halfway through standing, Ma Huating suddenly opened his eyes wide with a surprised expression.
Then.
I sat down silently again and rubbed my waist without any trace, pretending that my waist was sore and I didn't want to get up to answer the couplet.
The entire teacher appreciation banquet was quiet.
Everyone frowned and began to think. Some people dipped their fingers in wine while writing and drawing on the table. For a long time, their eyes flashed, as if they had made a breakthrough. Then they shook their heads and let out a disappointed sigh.
"The bright moon shines on the screen window, and everyone is bright and bright."
Everyone was an expert on couplets. At first, they thought Zhu Ping'an's short couplet was quite simple. However, after thinking about it, they discovered that this couplet was not as simple as they thought, but rather difficult to correct.
However, the more they thought about it, the more their views were subverted, and the frown became tighter.
In the end, they discovered that Zhu Ping'an's first couplet was not very difficult to correct, but very, very, very difficult to correct.
Absolutely!
The bright moon shines on the screen window, and everyone is bright and bright.
Every word in Zhu Ping'an's first couplet is not redundant. There are at least six traps in a couplet, and the difficulty increases exponentially. If you ignore any trap, your efforts will be in vain.
Kong Ming Zhuge Liang, this is the first trap that is easiest to see in Zhu Ping'an's first couplet.
The word "Ming Yue" in the first half of the sentence is the same as the word "Kong Ming" in the second half of the sentence. The word "Ming" is the same and there is a causal relationship. Because "Ming Yue" means "Kong Ming", this is the second trap.
In Zhu Pingan's first couplet, in addition to the causal relationship between "Ming Yue" and "Kong Ming", the first half of the sentence "The bright moon shines on the screen window" and the second half of the sentence "Kong Mingge Liang" are also causal relationships. Because the bright moon shines on the screen window, Kong Mingge Liang,
This is the causal relationship between the first half and the second half of the first couplet.
"Ge" is not only Zhuge Liang's "Ge", but also Ge gauze, which is a translucent thin cloth used for window screens in ancient times. The "screen window" in the first half of the sentence, if you look at it, is composed of "Ge" and "Kong", so
When the "screen window" is illuminated by the bright moon, the "hole" is also bright and the "Ge" is also bright.
In the second half of the sentence, "ming" and "liang" are synonymous, both meaning bright, and "gege" and "zhu" are also synonymous, both meaning everyone.
Therefore, if you want to compete with Zhu Ping'an's second line, you can't fall into any of these six traps.
仄仄仄平平,仄仄平平仄仄;
I understand the truth, but I just can't get it right.
However, the more difficult it is, the more interested people become.
Including Master Liu, everyone at the Master Appreciation Banquet was gearing up and eager to try, as if they were going to write the second couplet in the next second.
However
Time for a cup of tea has passed
The time for two cups of tea has passed
The time for three cups of tea has passed
Before I knew it, the sun had already set, and the teacher-appreciation banquet also came to an end with a joyful and peaceful farewell.
Everyone said goodbye in the afterglow of the setting sun, and then headed home eagerly without looking back.
Home is a warm harbor, home is the source of happiness, home is the home of the soul
There is a lamp at home
have a roof
have a soft bed
Have a virtuous wife who knows both coldness and hotness
and
A pot of tea to quench your thirst!!!!!!!!
Damn it!
I almost died of thirst at the teacher appreciation banquet!