Chapter 85 Brother An, don’t cry, stand up and masturbate
During the exam period, time always flies by, and three days pass in the blink of an eye. It is almost noon, and the entire Huaining County is bathed in warm sunshine, and the streets are crowded and noisy.
In the distance, a simple and honest young man, surrounded by a group of people, rushed towards the county government office with a look of helplessness.
"Hurry up, Brother An. If you are slow, we won't be able to get a good position."
"That's right, we're still waiting to see you get on the top list again."
"In this battle, Shi'er is confident..."
Uncle Zhu Shouren and others surrounded Zhu Pingan, who looked helpless, and teased Zhu Pingan in a joking tone as they walked, without giving Zhu Pingan time to answer. One person finished teasing, and then another person teased him, which can be said to be a slap in the face.
Same.
"I..." Zhu Pingan was interrupted before he could say the second word.
"Brother An, don't worry. Even if you don't win this time, it doesn't matter. After all, the last top ranking was enough for Brother An to return to his hometown..."
"Hahaha, yes, yes..."
The students and scholars from the same town were dragging and pulling Zhu Ping'an one by one, singing and singing along the way to the county government office.
Zhu Ping'an looked helplessly at his uncle Zhu Shouren and all the fellow villagers. Why did he always feel that the emperor was not in a hurry and the eunuchs were in a hurry? And almost like the first time when the results were released, he was still being pulled and whizzed forward by everyone. No, compared to
It seemed to be even worse last time, at least it wasn't so fussy on the road last time.
The county government has not yet posted the high school rankings for the second game, but the crowd was packed and packed. It seemed that there were more people than those who watched the rankings for the first game.
"Look at Brother An, it's all because of your gluttony that you missed the time and we were squeezed out again." The fellow travelers couldn't help complaining as they looked at the crowded crowd.
"I agree, even if you no longer have confidence, you shouldn't give up on yourself like this."
"How can I frighten you so much that I dare not come with just one move?"
The students who were taking the exam were anxious to see the results. When they heard someone complaining that Zhu Ping'an was too greedy and missed the time, they immediately followed suit and started to criticize him.
"Don't blame me, don't blame me. My nephew will apologize to you all."
At this time, the uncle Zhu Shouren stood up, like a generous elder who helped the younger generation to shelter from wind and rain. He stepped forward and took all the blame for Zhu Pingan.
"Brother Zhu is really a kind and kind elder..." People looked at Zhu Shouren with admiration.
Zhu Ping'an really didn't know what to say. He read the policy discussion by the river this morning and returned along the way. He didn't see any delicious snacks on the way, so he went to the inn lobby and ordered a cheap side dish, a small plate of braised pork and a bowl of rice porridge.
Before the meal started, the uncle and the others came and insisted on taking him to see the announcement. It was still early before the announcement, and he had just ordered the food, so naturally he had to finish it and couldn't waste it. As soon as he finished eating, he was
They brought them here just like last time. On the one hand, I didn't let them wait for me; on the other hand, the list hadn't been released yet; besides, I knew from the last time I saw the list that the list
It's big enough and the characters are big enough so you can see it clearly even from the outside.
They really made a fuss out of a molehill.
The person who opened the handicap last time came to open the handicap again. This time Zhu Pingan was in the book, but the description of Zhu Pingan at the back of the book was like this: This boy is thirteen years old and is from Xiahe Village. He came here on the way.
Changting once wrote a poem: Once I was bitten by a snake, I heard the singing of birds everywhere; outside Changting, beside the ancient road, a row of egrets climbed into the blue sky. Now I live in the firewood room of a certain inn, gluttonous and lethargic, and ranked first in the first county examination in high school.
But according to reliable sources, this boy is just unlucky. Now that the market is open, it is said that this boy can be on the A list, or on the B list, or he can't be...
When uncle Zhu Shouren saw this, his eyes shone, he put his hands into his sleeves and touched them, and then he took out a couple of pieces of silver and pressed them on Zhu Ping'an's list.
The fellow countrymen, students and scholars all laughed and said that it was a good fortune, and they all put silver and copper coins on Zhu Ping'an's failure, more or less, but no less than a hundred cents.
Under their leadership, other people who were still a little bit on the fence and didn't know the situation also put their money on Zhu Ping'an's failure. Just kidding, bitten by a snake, heard a bird singing, what the hell, this is the first time I got shit luck.
, if I were to be on the list again this time, wouldn’t it be like the rising sun?
When the person who made the offer saw this, he couldn't help but reduce the odds of losing three times before he could stop.
"Brother An, come and place your bets too, hahaha, you know yourself and your enemy, well, yes, if you fail, at least you can get some money as compensation, which is wonderful." The fellow students and scholars gathered around the market were also upset when they saw Zhu Ping'an.
Someone came over and wanted to place a bet, and he couldn't help but suddenly realized and smiled.
"Young man, this handicap is about to be discontinued." The person who opened the market thought that Zhu Ping'an was going to fall to the bottom of the list, and was worried that he would lose all his money, so he couldn't help but said.
"Oh, that's such a pity. I would have placed a bet on the high school A-list."
When Zhu Pingan heard this, he shook his head and said calmly.
I heard that Zhu Ping'an was going to be ranked on the A list, and the person at the opening had a happy face. Finally, someone was admitted to high school, so that he wouldn't suffer too much.
"Although the trading is about to be suspended, who told us that we are so destined to meet again? This is just an exception." The man who opened the trading stopped Zhu Pingan, looking familiar.
"Thank you very much, three liang, the first list." Zhu Ping'an gently placed a piece of broken silver on the first list of the handicap, cupped his hand and thanked him.
"Hey, son, why did your uncle say that to you..." When his uncle Zhu Shouren saw that Zhu Ping'an had put three taels of silver into his high school's A-list, he couldn't help but shake his head and lamented the misfortune of his family.
Others also laughed at Zhu Pingan for pretending to be fat.
At this moment, the sound of a gong was heard, and the petty officials who posted the summons list came forward with the list, surrounded by the Yamen servants.
The crowd was noisy, staring intently at the clerk who posted the list, urging him to post the list quickly.
Living up to everyone’s expectations, the list was quickly posted.
As the list was posted, people who looked at the list had various expressions, whether they were happy or sad, and some even screamed and burst into tears.
"There is no word 'Ding Chou', it really doesn't exist..." The fellow countryman stared at the list for a long time and studied it, and his brows were filled with joy.
"Well, haha, I've got five taels of silver in my pocket." The student who failed to get into Zhu Ping'an's exam after betting five taels of silver was immediately overjoyed because he could earn five taels of silver at a one-to-one odds.
"Hush, don't be impatient. We don't want to make the same mistake as yesterday. The top list and top list haven't been posted yet."
At the critical moment, it was Uncle Zhu Shouren who stood up again, with a calm look on his face, reminding everyone not to follow in the footsteps of the last time and to learn from previous mistakes.
"I......"
Zhu Pingan stopped everyone and wanted to say something, but was interrupted as soon as he opened his mouth.
"Brother An, don't be sad, let's wait for the top spot." Someone comforted Zhu Ping'an with a happy face.
Zhu Pingan looked helpless.
After a while, another gong was heard, and another official came to post the list.
Uncle Zhu Shouren and others studied it carefully for a while, over and over again, and finally one of them couldn't stop being happy, and twitched the corner of his mouth and said:
"Did you see that there is no 'Ding Chou'..."
As soon as the words were spoken, there was joy all around.
Uncle Zhu Shouren also kept nodding.
There is no "Ding Chou" on the B list, there is no "Ding Chou" on the A list, and the head of the case is not "Ding Chou", which means that Zhu Ping'an failed the list.
Failed...
I made a wish in the temple and waited day after day. Finally, this day came true.
Uncle Zhu Shouren and other students almost shed tears of happiness. Although three of the six fellow villagers who took the second exam this time also failed, Zhu Pingan also failed. At least we still have something.
In terms of making money, Zhu Pingan not only failed the exam, but also lost all his family fortune.
"Brother An, don't be sad. Well, at least I have gained experience this time."
"That's right, brother An, don't cry. The travel expenses for this trip home are covered by someone."
"Don't cry, my uncle is here."
Uncle Zhu Shouren and others gathered around Zhu Ping'an and comforted him. Some of them had experience in persuasion, and some paid for the trip home. The uncle also looked like a kind-hearted elder.
People's comfort can be summed up in one sentence: An Ge'er, if you don't cry, stand up and masturbate.
It's okay to just listen to the sound, but you guys are just laughing at me.
At this moment, uncle Zhu Shouren and others found a sense of superiority in Zhu Ping'an, and they were in an extremely good mood.
Just when everyone was running away with great joy, they heard only one timid sentence:
"Ahem, um, uh, my seat number for this exam is 'Jiaxu'..."
Jiaxu?!
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Everyone looked up and saw that the word "Jiaxu" was extremely eye-catching on the A list... as if it turned into two roaring slaps.
Listen to the sound of heartbreak...
People covered their chests and looked down in disbelief at the naive young man surrounded by everyone...
My heart is broken and my face is hurting. You're cheating me. Why didn't you tell me earlier that you changed your seat number?
(There was a problem with the network connection today. I couldn’t connect until now. I’m sorry. I’m very grateful to the book friend “Zhou Yaotong is a meat bun” for reminding me about the Heavenly Stems and Earthly Branches in the article.)