Chapter eight hundred and seventy third deep thinking
The moon is above the willow branches, and people meet after dusk.
When Zhu Pingan walked out of the room under the guidance of the chamberlain, he had a greasy mouth and a shy stomach. When he went out, he happened to meet Yang Guoliang who had drank a lot of water. Yang Guoliang also walked out under the guidance of the chamberlain.
"Dr. Yang, hiccup"
Zhu Ping'an raised his hand and greeted Yang Guoliang, and couldn't help but burp in the middle of the fight.
Yang Guoliang had just drank two pots of tea, and his stomach was full. He already had a strong urge to urinate. What he wanted to do most at this moment was to get out of the palace quickly, and then find a place where no one was around to deal with it.
But as soon as I stepped out, I was stopped by someone!
Who?!
You are so short-sighted, I can hardly hold it in anymore, and you still say hello to me?! Say hello, say hello, hello.
Yang Guoliang raised his head with a look of urgency and displeasure, and then saw Zhu Pingan, oh, who do I think I am? You are so short-sighted, it turns out to be you, the little bastard named Zhu!
Am I going against you!? As soon as I touch you, everything will go wrong!
The last time I went to the thank-you banquet with King Jing and King Yu with you, you broke the couplet, which made me unable to even drink a sip of water, and my mouth was chapped! By the way, which couplet you broke took several years to come up with.
, I still haven’t figured it out yet!
I won’t talk about the couplet in advance, but let’s talk about the banquet.
Today, I went to a dinner given by the Holy Spirit with you. We were not even in the same room with you, but you got angry. A table full of dishes was served, and there were no chopsticks. Can you believe this?! It hurt me!
After drinking so much tea, my bladder almost exploded.
Of course, even if Yang Guoliang wanted to scold Zhu Ping'an to death, he still had to get by on the surface.
It's just a joke.
Yang Guoliang still has this awareness.
"Master Zhu!"
Yang Guoliang endured the strong urge to urinate, suppressed the impatience and displeasure on his face, raised his head with a stiff smile, and returned Zhu Pingan's salute.
As a result, the word "Master Zhu" was only replaced by the word "Zhu Da". Yang Guoliang saw Zhu Ping'an's oily and shiny lips under the candlelight. He couldn't help but froze for a moment, and then he felt very unbalanced in his heart.
, when he said the last word "人", it was also with a strong feeling of dissatisfaction.
You actually have chopsticks?!
Why?!
Why can you, Zhu Ping'an, eat so much that your mouth is full of oil, but I can only drink so much that I'm full of water?
a moment
Yang Guoliang's eyes were as red as rabbits, very red eyes.
next second
Zhang Juzheng also came out and exchanged greetings with Zhu Pingan and Yang Guoliang.
Yang Guoliang directly focused his eyes on Zhang Juzheng's lips. Well, they seemed to be oily as well, although not as oily as Zhu Ping'an's. He must have eaten the imperial meal.
Ever since
Yang Guoliang's red eyes became even redder.
etc.
Could it be that I am the only one without chopsticks at this royal dinner?!
Did I offend you?!
Why do they all have chopsticks?
Yang Guoliang slowly turned his gaze to the waiter on the side with an inquiring look, as if the baby was wronged but the baby didn't dare to say anything.
"Master Yang, gentlemen, please come this way." The chamberlain looked calm and extended his hand to respectfully invite Yang Guoliang and others to go forward.
"Good work."
Zhu Ping'an cupped his hands and thanked the waiter, then walked out along the path led by the waiter.
Zhang Juzheng followed closely, and Yang Guoliang was last.
The chamberlain led Zhu Ping'an and the others to the palace gate, then stopped, gave each of them a peace and quiet plaque, and then watched the three of them walk out of the palace gate.
The Taiping No Matter Card is a wooden waist card that is specially used to pass the curfew. People who hold this card can ignore the curfew and pass freely through the streets of the Forbidden City. Whether they are officers of Shuntian Mansion, Jin Yiwei, or Dong
Factory guards will let you go if you see this sign.
Of course, when the chamberlain presented the sign just now, he also explained that this sign was only for them to use when they return home tonight, and would have to be returned to the palace guard tomorrow.
"Son."
Zhu Ping'an hung the peace sign on his waist, walked out of the palace gate, said goodbye to Zhang Juzheng and Yang Guoliang, turned around and took a step forward when he heard Liu Dadao's excited shouts. He raised his head and saw a horse holding a horse not far away.
Liu Dadao came over.
"Hehehe, I heard that the young master is eating the imperial meal tonight. How is it? Is the imperial meal delicious?" Liu Dadao asked curiously after leading his horse over.
"Of course the imperial meal is delicious." Zhu Ping'an took the black horse from Sha Matt and smiled.
"It's delicious. How much is it? Is the pig offal braised in our store delicious?" Liu Dadao was curious.
Ever since he had eaten braised pig offal, Liu Dadao could never forget the taste. It was so delicious. Due to the booming business today and the praise from diners about the pig offal in the store, Liu Dadao now has a deep appreciation for the shop.
The pig enters the water with confidence.
"Ahem"
Yang Guoliang, who was about to get into the sedan chair and leave after listening to Liu Dadao's words, almost coughed up his urine without laughing. Comparing the royal meal with pigs in the water?! This servant in Zhu Ping'an's house has well-developed limbs and a simple mind.
It's not the brains, it's just pigs in the water!
Zhang Juzheng on the side couldn't help but smile when he heard this. This was the first time he heard that pigs were compared with royal meals. It was like hearing a beggar say that he ate eggs three times a day after becoming an emperor.
It's just as funny to eat yellow.
"It's much more delicious than the braised pig sesame in our store." Zhu Pingan smiled.
This is not nonsense!
Yang Guoliang rolled his eyes, snorted, got into the sedan, waved his hand and was about to lower the curtain, ready to urge the sedan bearer to go faster, but he was still holding back.
As a result, Yang Guoliang hadn't lowered the curtain in his hand, but he heard Zhu Ping'an talking again over there.
"Let me tell you how delicious it is. It's so delicious that my father-in-law even forgot to place his chopsticks and I didn't notice it." Zhu Pingan got on his horse and described it to Liu Dadao, "Next time, there will be more
When I have a chance to eat the royal meal, I asked if I could pack some and bring them back for you to try."
"Really, thank you, Master. If I can eat the royal meal, my life will not be in vain." Liu Dadao grinned excitedly.
After listening to Zhu Pingan's words, Yang Guoliang stopped putting down the curtain.
Zhu Pingan, what did he just say?!
It was so delicious that my father-in-law even forgot to place his chopsticks and he didn’t notice?!
so?!
Zhu Ping'an didn't even give him chopsticks at the beginning?!
I thought I was the only one unlucky because my father-in-law forgot to set my chopsticks?!
It turns out that Zhu Pingan was not given chopsticks either!!!
What about Zhang Juzheng?
Yang Guoliang hurriedly turned his eyes to Zhang Juzheng, and then saw Zhang Juzheng looking at him suspiciously.
That’s confirmed!
It turns out that this time when giving the meal, my father-in-law forgot to set the chopsticks?!
How could it be such a coincidence?!
It's possible to forget one pair of chopsticks, but it's impossible to forget three pairs, not to mention this is inside a palace.
That means this is intentional?!
Thinking of this, Yang Guoliang's heart trembled. None of the three of them had chopsticks at the beginning, so why did they give chopsticks to Zhu Ping'an and Zhang Juzheng later, but not to me?!
Yang Guoliang thought deeply and was so frightened that he no longer had the urge to urinate.
The moment Zhang Juzheng saw Yang Guoliang turning to look at him, he already thought that the chopsticks were deliberately left unpositioned.
When thinking about this, Zhang Juzheng thought about his behavior of asking for chopsticks at the banquet.
His face turned gray in an instant.
The smile has long since disappeared.
Only Zhu Ping'an and Liu Dadao rode away heartlessly, with the sound of talking and laughing all the way.