Chapter nine hundred and eighty fifth big pig's hoof
After Zhu Pingan wrote a poem to wish his wife a birthday, Zhang Siwei, Wang Shizhen and others also came forward to write poems to wish his wife a birthday. Although their poems were not as popular as Zhu Pingan's birthday poems, they still won a lot of praise.
After congratulating his birthday with poems, Xu Jie and his wife raised glasses to express their gratitude to all the disciples, and then Mrs. Xu went back to the backyard to entertain the female guests. Today is Mrs. Xu’s birthday, and the female family members are mostly relatives and friends, so naturally the mistress, Mrs. Xu, has to entertain them.
At the birthday banquet, Xu Jie went around the table to greet all the disciples, care about their current situation, and give a few words of encouragement from time to time.
At the birthday banquet, people drank and drank happily.
Zhang Siwei and Wang Shizhen knew that Zhu Pingan had a bad drinking ability, so they took good care of Zhu Pingan and helped Zhu Pingan to stop drinking a lot of wine.
But even so, Zhu Ping'an soon became overwhelmed with alcohol and felt a little dizzy.
Zhu Pingan was self-aware. After he felt that he was too drunk and his head was dizzy, when he encountered other people coming to toast him, Zhu Pingan stood up and apologized to the visitor. He told the truth that he was too drunk and offered tea instead of wine to express his gratitude.
"I didn't expect you to drink tea instead of wine." The visitor shook his head.
"also?"
Zhu Ping'an's head was dizzy, but his ears still caught the word "ye", and then his eyes couldn't help but light up. Could it be that there is someone else at the banquet today whose drinking capacity is as bad as his own? I am really not alone.
"Yes, Zhongfang was like this just now." The visitor nodded.
Zhongfang?
He was talking about Senior Brother Yang Jisheng. Zhu Ping'an was stunned when he heard the words and looked at the person who came with doubts. No, you are mistaken. Senior Brother Yang Jisheng is famous for his drinking capacity. He can't get drunk after a thousand cups, but
Three kilograms of liquor is no problem.
"Zhongfang not only replaces wine with tea, but also only eats vegetarian food. He is very selective and does not eat vegetarian dishes with scallions and ginger. Do you think it is strange or not? He is a meat-loving person."
The person who came here kept talking about it non-stop, and he didn't stop complaining about Yang Jisheng until he left his mouth.
Senior brother, he must be fasting.
Zhu Ping'an shook his head, well, for senior brother, today may be some special day, for example, it is the day of sacrifice for senior brother's family, etc. That's why senior brother is fasting like this today.
"Senior Brother Yang really doesn't drink alcohol or eat meat. We asked about it and he said that he has something big to do the day after tomorrow and he has to fast for three days." Zhang Siwei and Wang Shizhen came back from a toast and said something to Zhu Ping'an.
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The important affairs of the country lie in sacrifice and military affairs.
Well, the big thing that the senior brother mentioned is probably the sacrifice, Zhu Ping'an, who was feeling dizzy, thought.
The birthday banquet ended before the curfew. Zhu Pingan was half drunk, half awake, and left with Zhang Siwei and Wang Shizhen in a dazed state. When the three of them arrived at the gate of Linhuai Marquis Mansion, they found Liu Dadao waiting at the door with a carriage.
Waiting.
"Haha, Dadao, we were still thinking about how to send Zihou back, but we didn't expect that your carriage is ready." Zhang Siwei said with a smile.
"Haha, it's not me. This was prepared by Master Xu." Liu Dadao scratched his head and replied with a smile.
"Hey, Boss Xu is interested. I will thank him another day." Zhu Pingan shook his head.
"Dadao, you didn't drink too much, did you?" Wang Shizhen asked.
"How can that be possible? I only ate meat today and didn't drink a drop of wine. The young lady has told me not to drink alcohol when I go out with the young master." Liu Dadao shook his head vigorously and said firmly.
"We'll feel relieved if we leave the thick piece to you." Wang Shizhen and Zhang Siwei smiled and nodded.
"Thanks to you for helping me stop drinking today, otherwise I would have fallen down today. I will thank you another day." Zhu Pingan stepped onto the carriage with light steps, and thanked Zhang Siwei and Wang Shizhen with cupped hands.
"Why are you so polite to us? Go back and rest quickly. We will leave Dadao and Zihou to you. Slow down on the road." Zhang Siwei and Wang Shizhen smiled and pushed Zhu Ping'an into the carriage, and then said to Liu Dadao
said.
"Don't worry. We'll leave first then." Liu Dadao hugged the two of them, and then drove the carriage towards the Linhuai Marquis Mansion.
Da da da
In the night, the sound of horse hooves echoed on the bluestone road, as if playing a lullaby; the carriage swayed left and right, like a childhood cradle, and Zhu Pingan, who was sitting in the carriage, fell asleep unknowingly.
Zhu Ping'an didn't wake up until he arrived at the Linhuai Marquis Mansion.
After Li Shu got the news, she came out with Hua'er and the others. When she saw Zhu Ping'an sleeping soundly against the carriage, she couldn't help but get nervous. She ordered Hua'er and the others to get ready, "Hua'er, go to the bathroom and take a look.
The hot water is ready. Qin'er, go to the kitchen and ask them to make a bowl of hangover soup quickly. Zhu'er, go and ask Mother Liu to carry the sedan over."
"Ah, are we here?"
Zhu Ping'an was awakened by the sound outside. He opened his eyes and saw Li Shu, who was very nervous. He shook his head, forced a smile, and comforted Li Shu, "It's okay, I just squinted for a while. I didn't drink much today.
, Ziwei and Wensheng helped me stop drinking."
With that said, in order to prove that he was not drunk too much, Zhu Pingan stood up and walked under the carriage while holding on to the shaft.
However, Zhu Ping'an overestimated himself. He was so tipsy that he staggered when he stepped out of the carriage.
“Still trying to show off”
Li Shu was so angry that she stepped forward to support Zhu Ping'an.
"hehe."
Zhu Ping'an's old face turned red.
Giggle
When Hua'er, Qin'er and the others saw this, they covered their little mouths and giggled.
Zhu Ping'an put his hand on Li Shu's shoulder and returned to Jingxiang Garden like this. He smelled the orchid body fragrance coming from Li Shu's body along the way. He couldn't help but feel distracted and his little hands became dishonest. The ancients said that drinking alcohol leads to sexual incest.
Be sincere and don’t deceive.
"If you touch again, I'll cut off your big pig's hooves." Li Shu looked at Zhu Ping'an with charming eyes, and said with shame and annoyance.
"Ahem, I drank too much, and my hands no longer work." Zhu Pingan laughed, and reluctantly took back his paws.
It would be weird to believe you.
Li Shu's face was flushed, she rolled her eyes, and her two strands of hair gently blew in the wind, adding a bit of seductive charm.
"Like a pig, it's smelly and heavy. I'm not honest and I smell of alcohol. No, I have to take another bath later. Qin'er, come and rub my shoulders, they're so sore."
When they arrived at Jingxiang Garden, Li Shu helped Zhu Ping'an into the bathroom. She pouted her cherry lips and complained, calling Qin'er to rub her shoulders. However, Li Shu complained, but it didn't sound like she was complaining at all. It was more like
It's like being coquettish.
"Miss, you have to take a shower anyway, why not take a shower with your uncle?" Qin'er suggested in a low voice while rubbing Li Shu's shoulders.
"Yes, miss." The other little girls also followed suit.
"Bah, who wants to wash with him? No matter how stupid you are, be careful with your skin."
Li Shu paused for a second after hearing this, as if she was thinking, but soon turned to Qin'er and the others with her pretty face flushed, showing her little fangs.
Qin'er and the others giggled and begged for mercy, and there was a burst of laughter in the room.