There is an extra fox in the room, which causes many inconveniences.
Zhu Ping'an, who had been busy all morning, finally had some time. When he was writing policy papers on the desk by the window to review and prepare for the exam, the demon girl who had taken medicine sat beside her with her slender hand holding her chin and read the policy papers written by Zhu Pingan. When she was bored, Xian Xian
The jade hand stirred the inkstone and grinded the ink randomly.
Suddenly, the enchantress burst into laughter.
The train of thought of writing was suddenly interrupted by the witch's laughter. Zhu Pingan really had the urge to sell this witch to a place of laughter so that she could laugh enough.
"The water in our well does not offend the river. You take care of your wounds, and I will write my words." Zhu Pingan glanced at the demon girl lightly. He didn't worry about his life, so he no longer had any worries.
"You are really ignorant. I am kind-hearted to help you correct the mistakes in your article, but you are heartless and unjust." The enchantress rolled her eyes and said coquettishly.
"Sister, please let me go, I'm still young."
Ignorant of good and bad, unsympathetic and unjust... The corners of Zhu Ping'an's mouth twitched a little. Why did his words sound so awkward? After all, women in ancient times were the most particular about the protection of men and women. Why did they say it so ambiguously, as if I were
It's like I have an affair with you. Besides, how can you see the mistakes in my article? I have been working on this policy for a long time.
Upon hearing this, the demon girl's face darkened, and she seemed to be very disgusted with the word "eldest sister". It seemed like a common problem among women, they were very taboo about others saying they were older, even though she was only around seventeen or eighteen years old.
"You are really ungrateful. What you said is so funny." The witch stretched out her slender hand, pointed at a sentence in Zhu Ping's essay, and said with an angry smile.
The sentence that the girl pointed to was one of the "Start" in Zhu Ping'an's policy theory: It is natural for snipe and clam to fight, and the fisherman is the one who gains. This is exactly the same thing: cooperation will benefit both, and fighting will hurt both.
Zhu Ping'an saw that what the demon girl said was true, so he read this sentence again and found nothing wrong with it. He mixed the meaning of the question with San Xing to cover the overall situation. This is how he started his speech,
There is nothing wrong with it, and the wording is quite satisfactory and conforms to the eight-legged format.
Therefore, Zhu Pingan ignored the teasing of the enchantress next to him and continued to write his own strategy.
"You're such a boring person. Look at the snipe and the clam fighting each other. This word is so funny." Seeing that Zhu Pingan ignored him, the demon girl just took the brush from Zhu Pingan's hand.
The green clothes hold an inkstone to answer the questions, and the red sleeves add fragrance to accompany reading.
Damn, it's all bullshit.
Zhu Ping'an had no similar thoughts at all. Instead, he felt that the beautiful witch next to him was really annoying, and he wanted to kick her out.
"Give me back the pen!" Zhu Pingan said calmly.
"I won't return it, unless you admit that the fight between snipe and clam is very funny." The enchantress looked at Zhu Pingan with a smile, holding the brush and shaking it gently.
"It's ridiculous to see a snipe and a clam quarreling over each other!" Zhu Ping'an didn't know how many times he wanted to sell this laughing witch to a place of laughter.
"Then tell me about the fight between snipe and clam." The demon girl didn't know what Zhu Pingan was thinking, so she smiled and urged Zhu Pingan to tell the story about the fight between snipe and clam.
After the clam clamped the snipe's mouth shut, the clam said if I don't let go today or tomorrow, the sun will burn you to death!
When Zhu Pingan said this, he saw the demon girl holding her stomach and laughing.
What's so funny about this?
"Don't clams use their mouths to talk? Can they speak without their mouths? Then when they speak, don't their mouths loosen up? It's so funny... You still dare to use such words, and you're not afraid of the examiner.
I laughed so hard..."
The witch held her stomach and laughed endlessly. She seemed to be very happy that she could tease Zhu Pingan. These scholars were all fooled by reading. It was really funny.
"Isn't it interesting to play word games?" Zhu Ping'an said lightly, a little disdainful of the witch's strong words.
The girl held back her laughter and nodded.
Zhu Pingan turned his head and looked out the window. The sun was gradually setting outside. Unknowingly, more than half of the day had passed. The county examination was much easier than the prefecture examination. People who took the prefecture examination were more capable than those who took the county examination.
The people who took the test were much stronger, but the passing rate was much lower than the county test. Compared with these old friends who were immersed in stereotypes all day long, I was still relatively green. I could only make full use of my time. Therefore,
This annoying witch must be put aside.
"Since you like playing word games so much, why don't I debut a word game and play it with you. If you can't answer the answer, return the brush to me. I'll stay there wherever it's cool. Don't bother me." Zhu Ping'an looked at it.
He was looking at the witch with a provocative smile on his lips.
"Little benefactor, what if I get the answer right?" the enchantress asked with a smile. She had just played a trick on Zhu Pingan, and she didn't know what kind of difficult word games Zhu Pingan could come up with.
"Then it's up to you." Zhu Pingan was not worried at all.
"Then don't regret it." The girl looked at Zhu Pingan with a smile, "You scholars are always so self-righteous."
"There are 6 steamed buns in the basin and 6 children. Each of them is assigned 1 steamed bun, but there is still 1 steamed bun left in the basin. Why?"
Zhu Pingan explained a popular modern brainteaser. Brainteasers first originated in ancient India. Ancient China, at least the Ming Dynasty, had not been exposed to this way of thinking. This way of thinking of the ancients was
It is difficult to think of the answer, and I believe that the witch is no exception.
After Zhu Pingan finished asking the question, the demon girl kept frowning and thinking. She couldn't figure out why. There were six steamed buns in total, and each of the six children took one. All six steamed buns were taken away. Why?
There will be another one in the running basin.
The witch frowned and frowned.
"Give me back the pen. Just go and cool off and don't bother me again!" Zhu Pingan stretched out his hand and spoke calmly.
"No, this is simply impossible. You are cheating!" The girl held the brush tightly and expressed her dissatisfaction with Zhu Pingan's topic.
"Isn't it impossible if you can't think of it?" Zhu Pingan curled his lips and laughed.
"Unless you can tell the answer, you are cheating!" The girl firmly believed that Zhu Pingan could not tell the answer. In her eyes, this question was just nonsense and there was no answer at all, because it would make the opinion false.
impossible things.
"What if I tell you?" Zhu Pingan asked lightly.
"If you tell me, I will return the brush to you." The girl blinked.
Zhu Pingan glanced at the girl and said calmly:
"Because the last child took the basin away together."
The last child took the basin away together. There must be a steamed bun in the basin.
The demon girl stared at Zhu Pingan for a long time, then reluctantly returned the brush to Zhu Pingan, but still did not leave, still holding her chin.
In her own words, she just promised to return the brush, but did not promise to leave.
"Then I'll ask another question. You go and stay over there." Zhu Pingan took the brush, dipped it in ink, looked at his own strategy, and spoke slowly without looking at the enchantress next to him.
The girl is not willing to give in, so naturally she will not refuse.
"Who does Xiao Ming look most like at home?" After Zhu Pingan finished speaking, he lowered his head and continued his strategy.
"It must be his father." The witch sitting on the bed gave the answer immediately.
Zhu Pingan said no without raising his head.
"His mother?"
Zhu Pingan still shook his head
"Well, you are such a nasty person. Could it be that Xiao Ming looks like someone else?"
The witch sat on the bed and said in disgust.
Zhu Pingan still shook his head.
The demon girl felt that Zhu Pingan was really cheating this time. She didn't believe that the answer she said about father and mother was not the correct answer, so she urged Zhu Pingan to tell the answer.
"Xiao Ming in the mirror."
Zhu Ping'an spoke calmly while writing the policy, and finally added, "Okay, I promise you a thousand pieces of gold, don't bother me anymore!"
The girl leaned on the bed and tore Zhu Pingan's robe hanging by the bedside violently, venting her dissatisfaction.