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Chapter 2 I have a dog licking friend

Cough cough cough.

Wu Lang couldn't help but coughed a few times, "You made a mistake. We just met by chance in the underworld after our death. Although we are destined, you and I are not the same kind of people."

In fact, Wu Lang could understand Liu Ping's crying and crying, pouring out the bitterness and grieving the loss of my love.

After seeing the Three Lives Stone, I naturally regretted the Three Lives.

This is because of his emotions, and his life is indeed too miserable.

But at this moment, many wandering souls on the Huangquan Road around him were silent after hearing Liu Ping's emotional outburst, saying that the world was not worth it, and licking it until they had nothing left. They were obviously shocked.

After all, some people see him as reading jokes, while others see him as looking in the mirror.

Some people even cried.

"Calm down, brother."

Wu Lang calmly pushed away Liu Ping, who was hugging his thigh and wailing loudly. He was still confused in his heart, "It's my destiny, I was like this before I was alive..."

My destiny turned out to be a mixed bag of good and bad.

Although it is not weak, it is like the Sunflower Book, with subtle side effects that make people feel helpless.

In fact, I can accept it. After all, I have a double purple destiny, and my fortune is astonishing. I also lived with this destiny throughout my life, and there is nothing wrong with it.

"But if you think carefully about your last life, this may be your true luck in being so glamorous! The Three Life Stone can really reveal your true self."

Looking back on his previous life, he found it a little funny, showing such an expression.

When I think about it carefully, it is true that no girl has ever liked me. Although there are many beautiful girls around me and everyone has a good relationship, the most ridiculous ones are just friends and good buddies in the true sense.

But he didn't care.

What’s wrong with being single?

What about good people?

From the beginning to the end, with my burning working spirit and diligent career, I worked hard overtime every day and had no time to think about falling in love.

Work and overtime are a man's romance.

Women will only affect the speed at which I can work overtime.

In fact, it was no accident that he reached the company's management level at the age of twenty-seven. Even his already diligent superiors couldn't stand his workaholic nature. He was so busy that he worked to the death and came to discuss work three or four times a day. His superiors were so exhausted that

He was very bald and couldn't stand it, let alone his subordinates, who secretly called him a devil and beat up workers in the company.

However, one thing was solved.

No wonder no girl has ever confessed to me. When discussing business, there are always middle-aged rich women who flirt with me, plot evil, and give me all kinds of hints about my confession.

At first, I thought it was a rotten love affair, and my colleagues all said that I had the physique of a rich woman. It turned out that from the beginning to the end, no one liked me at all in my life. The rich woman was just greedy for my body and handsome face, and was despicable.

Wu Lang finally solved a mysterious case.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

"Brother, it's so hard for me!"

Liu Ping was still wailing, obviously unable to stop his emotional breakdown. Seeing that he was kicked away, he suddenly hugged Wu Lang's other thigh and screamed, "That friend of mine... That day, he clearly promised

, when the child is born, he will take the child’s last name! Why..."

Brother, you can do it.

But admiration is admiration, Wu Lang pushed him away calmly, comforting and clarifying at the same time: "Haha, you and I are really not the same kind, but I deeply sympathize with you."

And for such a tragic person, Wu Lang did act like a commonplace from beginning to end, with the attitude of a cold-eyed bystander, not because he was ruthless, but because...

He really has seen a lot!

Not only on Huangquan Road, I saw a lot of miserable people, but also a lot of licking dogs.

What, you said there are no licking dogs on Huangquan Road?

joke.

Not to mention anything else, Po Meng in the distance is now being licked by a bunch of wandering souls, kneeling down to beg for mercy, crying and snotting, wanting to be like a cow or a horse, but she doesn't want to drink Po Meng's soup.

In this sense, there is no shortage of miserable people and dog-lickers on the Huangquan Road.

I remember in my previous life, the first batch of high-end underworld players were all high-level dog lickers. When they saw Po Meng who helped them reincarnate, they would kneel and lick in all kinds of unscrupulous ways, give gifts and flattery, just to get good grades.

I feel that there is a hidden reincarnation mission.

At that time, the wandering souls who lined up to be reincarnated on the Huangquan Road were stunned by the superb skills of these players. They were all surprised that they could actually lick like this?

I felt shocked.

After watching the players, they discovered that an excellent dog licker never begins when a baby is born, but begins before he is reincarnated.

I am still too young.

They are very envious. If they can be so shameless, why worry about not achieving great things during their lifetime?

I remember that the era of player pioneering was called on the Internet: the era of big licking dogs landing.

To put it simply, the situation at that time was the story of a group of licking dogs who came to this mythical world and used their licking culture to cause an unprecedented mudslide.

And I said before that I have a friend who is a dog licker, and it is true.

That was the first among the first test players.

By licking the Tao, the NPC became a soft-cooker and became the only Emperor Realm master among the players.

It's just that I know him as the number one player, but others don't know me.

I remember the slogan of a top game guru is:

"I'm not a licking dog, I'm a sea dog!"

"When I was at my peak, I could go back and forth to seven scenes in one day and lick thirteen at the same time! It's simply too much fun!"

So terrifying.

This time management master has a brilliant life and is no weaker than others.

Previously, I, an ordinary player, could only admire him from a distance.

What is worth mentioning in gossip is that this "Holy Son of Heaven" became famous. At that time, he suppressed the current generation of geniuses and made other indigenous saints, even my sons with the qualifications of the emperor, be suppressed.

After he was tortured to the point of doubting his life, he successfully attained the throne and wrote the popular book "Sea Dog Raider Diary", which recorded his story and experience in detail and deciphered his secret daily life during those years.

Three updates a day, the plot is very exciting, tearful and thought-provoking.

I was his number one for a few days.

"Although the plot at that time has basically passed for a long time, and it doesn't matter if the big boss publishes an autobiography, the situation in front of us is completely different."

"After reading the diary of this unprecedented emperor, this is my biggest golden finger!"

Wu Lang was thoughtful, looking at the Huangquan Road in front of him, lining up behind the Sansheng Stone, quietly looking at the wandering souls in front of him begging for mercy from Po Meng, and said with great emotion:

"There is even the Unparalleled Immortal Scripture he opened, and the secret cultivation methods are also recorded in the diary."

That is a fairy scripture that can make you an emperor and even become an immortal in the future!

This is your greatest asset in settling down in this different world.

What is this called?

This is called the great emperor’s heritage!

Wu Lang is somewhat confident!

The dog-licking diary is in hand, and the inheritance of the great emperor's tradition is in hand.

"Very good. After time travel, I can now be considered a figure with the background and inheritance of an ancient emperor. And no one has created it in this world. I am not allowed to name this emperor's secret art?"


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