In front of the computer, several white-feathered chickens were startled and looked at each other quickly.
They have just become wise, and they are just stupid little monsters, like five or six-year-old children. They can imitate humans and fight landlords like a parrot. When they look at the world, they feel that it is very fresh and special. It is very powerful. How can they reach that kind of situation?
A profound level of wisdom?
Matryoshka thinking here?
But the more I think about it, the more I realize it’s not a coincidence.
They are indeed a species that is very suitable for being a shady person.
1. The number is huge, exceeding the number of humans today.
2. Because he only has a life span of more than forty days and will be served on the dining table, he is not afraid of death.
3. They are in the breeding farm and have a carefree "part-time job in the underworld" without the worries of oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea in reality.
"The superposition of these three, we are more like humans than humans. In the terminology on the Internet, the fourth natural disaster is ahgu."
"Could this be the work of the three supreme kings of hell?"
"Incredible!"
"If it weren't for these human analyses, we would never have imagined that the calculations of those ancient mythical figures would be so meticulous and astonishing!"
They sighed with emotion, with awe on their faces, that the three peak masters of Huangquan Sect actually had such methods.
Or these humans have figured it out!
sharp!
As expected of the human race!
Sure enough, just like the land of Kyushu, humans can become the number one overlord, crushing demons, dragons, seas, and all kinds of tyrannical and terrifying races. Intelligence is their greatest advantage.
"Gu! These humans are okay. Now we can trick them into helping us. Then when they come to our territory in the underworld, we will act as shady agents. We will still have to find them to take advantage of our race!"
"Yes Dagu, stupid humans, help us develop in the underworld, and we will bully them in the future!"
"Goooooooo~~~!! Stupid human Goo!"
They were very proud and laughed wildly, just like villains.
Soon, they were typing and working together to move the mouse with difficulty.
[Bai Yuji Overlord: Dear boss, you are so awesome, what should we do?]
[Pure Love Tengu: It’s very simple! I have two plans for you.
First, go to negotiate with the three kings of hell again. You are so stupid that you don’t know how to fight for your own human rights. You go to negotiate and say that you will become a shady person. As long as you earn your destiny, you will also receive contributions from the underworld.
point.
Then, you go to the sea of seasonless suffering, go out on adventures, and use chicken lives to fill it!
Although the death rate of the time ocean current makes your survival rate less than 1%, you will still be lucky enough to encounter a low-level time ocean current suitable for your practice, grow up quickly, and then improve your destiny, and then put your own life
Sell it in exchange for contribution points.
This has no human rights, but it is the most efficient. Use your numbers to make money, and seize the first batch of original funds for your own lineage of underworld!
First use your life to earn underworld coins, and then your clan can rise, do you understand?
After that, you can plan the Dragon Island in the endless sea of suffering, develop your own race, and enter the next stage.】
This plan was so unimaginable and amazing that it subverted their thinking.
Is there another trick like this?
They are not afraid of death and go ahead one after another, which is their advantage!
Even if you die fifty times and lose your soul, you will just become a dull chicken in a breeding farm. Anyway, you will be eaten, and new people of the same race will fill the number in the future.
Use endless amounts to commit suicide to get the first pot of gold!
They suddenly felt a torrent rushing through their chests, as if they had been beaten to death, and a thought emerged uncontrollably:
This is the opportunity of the underworld. Our family can move there and seek immortality in that vast mysterious world of immortals!
Just as the other party said.
They only have a lifespan of forty-two days. Farm players will be served to the dinner table by humans sooner or later. Why should they be afraid of death?
Their brains kept thinking, marveling at the perfection and ingenuity of this plan.
And the first plan is so awesome...
What about the second development plan?
[Bai Yuji Overlord: So boss, what’s the second plan? 】
[Pure Love Tengu: The second plan is not to rely on you white-feathered chickens, but to rely on humans to help you! 】
[Bai Yuji Overlord: How to rely on humans? 】
[Pure Love Tengu: Of course I’m not asking you to expose yourselves. From your point of view, exposing yourselves is stupid... Of course, I don’t believe that the person on the computer opposite you is really a cock.
I asked you to rely on people because haven't you described an incident before? It seems that through special means, humans and chickens can enter the Huangquan Road together.
Although I suspect that you are projecting Ah San, I have no evidence!
From a practical point of view, you are just a chicken that logs into the server and can dream into the Netherworld with you, so that you can bring in a group of humans.
This plan is undoubtedly: Diary of a Madman.
I wonder if any of you netizens who read the post are interested in giving it a try?
Maybe, through these metaphysical methods, we can really dream into the Nine Netherworlds and enter those mysterious, vast and majestic immortal worlds?? Asking for immortality, the future can be expected!]
The netizens who were watching felt their scalps numb.
Does this make them crazy?
[Bai Lu: I believe you! This post of yours is so bad! I’m afraid you made up a story and deliberately deceived us into doing this kind of thing. Do you think we would believe it? 】
[Hehehewei: By posting this post, you are trying to make us believe it is true. Are you trying to trick us into becoming madmen? You are such a beast!!! This post is so bad!]
[Third Brother, No. 1 in the World: Everyone, don’t be biased! I think you can give it a try. Of course, I definitely don’t have any special ideas. I just want to see if I can enter the Huangquan Road of the Underworld and become a disciple of the immortal. Anyway, I won’t lose a piece.
Meat.】
[Cute Bunny: Upstairs?]
【Bai Lu: Damn it!】
[Hehewei: Outrageous! 】
[Left-Hand Thinker: Brothers, I think we should upvote this post and make it popular. Maybe after reading this post, there will be all kinds of crazy people all over the country in the future, and we must support every young person's education.
Dream of cultivating immortality!】
【Bai Lu: Thumbs up!】
[Haha weird: I want to forward it! Let them cultivate! Let them cultivate to immortality! 】
...
At night, the fat chicken in front of the computer, with a plump and plump body, showed an evil smile.
Cuckoo!
Stupid human goo.
You don’t know that you have done something so regrettable. You traitors will sooner or later be afraid of what you have done!
When we were alive, we cut our flesh to feed the eagles, but after our death, we want you to pay with your blood!
Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu!~~
The wild and evil laughter pierced the rural sky throughout the night.
And after that.
“Whose chicken crows at night??”
An angry voice came from the neighbor's house next door, "I guess this chicken's biological clock is out of whack, and my husband is scared. I'm going to catch it and stew it to replenish my husband's health!"
The white-feathered chicken suddenly became silent.
Evil humans, you are doing strange things on search engines again. I will punish you after death.