Chapter 333 Evil Buddha Emperor's Wonderful Prison Academy
Wu Lang felt very uncomfortable.
He had nothing to do, so he took another look at the ninth level Buddha Land to see how the players he sent tortured the Evil Buddha Emperor.
Do you think you can sit back and watch?
Do you think you've plotted against both of us and it'll be easy for both of us?
The ninth layer of Buddha soil.
As the war between the two continents officially started, few people came to explore the ninth-level elixir restricted area.
The entire Buddhist land is empty. Except for the Evil Buddha Emperor guarding the gate deep inside, there are also a group of players who have taken root here.
"Brothers, the large-scale TV series, the new era version of The Truman Show "Prison Academy", the seventeenth episode of the large-scale live-action variety TV series, has officially started filming."
"Evil Buddha Emperor will be the leading actor in 10,000 episodes of a large-scale tragic fairy tale love ethics drama. Where will his future go?"
One young man said exactly:
"Episode 17, Long Aotian is imprisoned and becomes apprentice to the Evil Buddha Emperor!"
"Officially begins."
"Let's take a look at our group performances to create a vivid outside world for Evil Buddha Emperor."
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puff!
Laughing to death.
Wu Lang instantly understood what these idiots were thinking.
Regardless of whether they can wipe out the Taoist heart of Evil Buddha Emperor and bring him to pieces, they really want to make money from Evil Buddha Emperor and steal the BOSS's wool!
In this game, they are not only developing the pharmaceutical industry, they have also begun to develop the film industry.
Top bosses take part in the show, and the top emperors are trained...
These are already popular enough.
In their eyes, it is very simple. Now during the internal beta period, the performance is being tested before various high-level maps can be opened. If we don't take the opportunity to launch a series of TV series, is this worthy of the RMB?
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at this time.
The Evil Buddha Emperor was also very silent.
He couldn't imagine the changes these days. There were quite a lot of plots outside.
On the first day, the two brothers came over, said that they had cheated on him, tortured him, and cursed him from afar.
A few days later, several monsters came to verify whether he had been suppressed by the Jingzhou Emperor, but they were killed by the prison guards.
A few days later, a beautiful snake demon who called herself Bai Suzhen fell in love with him and told him all kinds of sad love words about her past and present lives.
She said that when she was still a white snake, she was fortunately rescued by the Evil Buddha Emperor. Now she comes to repay her kindness and is willing to go to jail together, with the green lantern always accompanying her to relieve his sorrow...
As a result, he was captured and tortured by the prison guards before he even got close. His love words before his death were particularly touching:
"Evil Buddha, my benefactor, if there is an afterlife where mountains have no mausoleums, rivers run dry, winter thunder shakes, summer rains and snows come, heaven and earth unite, I will dare to be with you!"
A few days later, the two cuckold brothers from before came to visit the prison again.
The prison guard obviously let them in secretly, and then "sentenced" them, scolding them in various ways.
A few more days.
A voice claiming to be Green Snake came from the distance, looking for his sister White Snake... The plots are consistent and interlocking.
As a result, the prison guard laughed loudly from outside, "Hahaha, your sister likes Evil Buddha Emperor, and that beautiful monster girl wanted to save him, but our brothers ended up..."
The other voice had a weird laugh, and his acting skills were superb:
"Who made Evil Buddha Emperor so dangerous? Those two people before came to take revenge! We have justice in our hearts and let Evil Buddha Emperor experience the pain!"
After that, there were men laughing wildly and women screaming in various ways.
Deep in the mist, the prison guard laughed evilly again: "Is it possible that you also like Evil Buddha Emperor? This is even better. You are calling Evil Buddha Emperor, but it is actually us! Hahahahaha~~!"
"It's useless, it's useless! No one will save you even if you break your throat! Even in the prison, the Evil Buddha Emperor can only lie on the railing in pain and despair and watch, cheering for us outside!"
"Hehehe, little lady, accept your fate!!"
"Ugh——Evil Buddha Emperor~~Ah! Evil Buddha Emperor~~"
...
The Evil Buddha Emperor was almost furious.
But he still didn't go out.
If you leave, isn’t that because you fell into the enemy’s trick?
The Emperor of Jingzhou might be lurking in the ninth floor again. As soon as he came out for a few seconds, he would use Li Hairou to assist her in accelerating time and entering the gate.
The power of time prevented him from leaving this place for even half a second.
After all, the Emperor of Jingzhou is a habitual offender, so beware of him!
In short.
Although the Evil Buddha Emperor is not a modern person, he doesn't know that this is a routine of a series of tragic dramas on Earth, where NPCs play supporting roles to act as the protagonist.
But he also knew that there must be something strange in it!
"Evil demons, heretics, and extraterrestrial demons should not disturb this Buddha's spiritual practice or seduce me to break the precepts!"
He sat cross-legged and began to recite the Buddhist sutra "Pure Heart Mantra".
Unfortunately, it's not very useful. After all, he is a fake Buddha and has no destiny. It's fine to just pretend, but he really can't calm down.
"If they go on day by day, sooner or later they will break my Taoist heart."
He began to try to find a new and more perfect method, "Just completely block the sound."
The whole person pressed against the door on the top floor and fell into a deep sleep.
Although the five senses of the outside world are blocked, he sticks to the door. As long as the Emperor of Jingzhou wants to push the door and enter, he will be awakened.
In this way, you will be foolproof!
He has a plan, and I have a countermeasure.
But what?
This statue of him is close to the door, forming a human-shaped mural.
"Wow, he fell asleep."
"Why is he posted on the door? Is he also a prisoner in this prison?"
"I guess so. Recently, a lot of prisoners have been sent to this prison. With the war between the two continents, the Emperor of Jingzhou continued to win overwhelmingly and captured many prisoners and imprisoned them in the ninth floor."
"Oh, he didn't respond. He's such a handsome girl with thin skin and tender flesh. Do you want me to secretly lick his ears?"
"We are all men. If you throw away my soap, will he pick it up?"
"Oh, he's asleep, just do something shameful."
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Evil Buddha Emperor suppresses the five senses.
More emphasis was placed on isolating sound, so he couldn't hear these conversations at all.
And he is very arrogant, and isolating himself from the outside world is an opportunity for ordinary monks to make sneak attacks.
But he is confident that he is invincible and can suppress him for the rest of his life. No one in the entire restricted area can hurt him in the slightest.
But he miscalculated.
No one can hurt him, but someone can lick him.
When someone stuck out a wet little tongue and licked his chest, the Evil Buddha Emperor suddenly opened his sharp and bloody eyes with murderous intent, and instantly turned these two lustful muscular demon cultivators into ashes.
"You are seeking death!"
The Evil Buddha Emperor opened his eyes and waved his hand.
The true spiritual energy was directly crushed into pieces, and his soul was immediately dispersed.
"A bunch of beasts! They don't know that the emperor cannot be insulted!"
He was furious, strode down from the door, frowned slowly, and looked out into the white mist.
He found that now, the whole environment seemed to have changed.
As soon as you enter a new map, there are many inmates nearby. They are imprisoned in the mist in the distance, and they communicate with each other.
"Hey, I'm Prisoner No. 3. Why did my power fluctuate just now?"
"I am Prisoner No. 4. Prisoners No. 5 and 7 have just passed by the large prison room over there, which is more than ten kilometers away. They seem to have lost their minds. Could it be that they met the Evil Buddha Emperor? After all, only this kind of existence can
The prison room is so large that no one else can get close to it."
"Evil Buddha Emperor, are you the senior Evil Buddha Emperor? Alas! This junior's name is Long Aotian, and I have the blood of the dragon clan. I was arrested, can I make the senior my teacher? The prison guard is vicious and lynches every day. We are really miserable.
Ah, we have to find a way to escape!"
"Yes, Senior Evil Buddha Emperor, your cultivation is so great that it reaches heaven and earth. Please teach us how to practice. Let's break out of prison together, kill the emperor of Jingzhou, and take revenge!"
Someone else complained:
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu did not know the outside world," Liangzhou said.
But some people were sarcastic, and some prisoners sneered:
"Hmph, Evil Buddha Emperor is just a loser. I don't know why, but he was suppressed here by a young monk in the transformation stage and imprisoned without being able to move!"
"You still claim to be the Supreme Emperor who has transcended the Tribulation and Perfection? He is just a paper tiger! You demon juniors, if you want to worship this kind of rubbish as your teacher, why not worship me, the undefeated naughty boy Gu San Tong. I am proficient in the secrets of hundreds of major sects. I can carve words on your thighs.
It also has the magical power of being indestructible!"
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There are inmates in the prison all around, sending messages to discuss, the prison is very lively.
The Evil Buddha Emperor was completely silent, and he even began to deeply believe that the Emperor of Jingzhou had really turned this place into a prison.
Send a bunch of people here to be imprisoned?
In the dense and thick fairy mist, the range of his spiritual consciousness is not long. If he does not go out to investigate, he will sit here cross-legged to guard the entrance. He has no idea about the outside world and cannot sense whether these sounds are true or false.
But at this time, whether those inmates were true or false, he was already in a dilemma.
"If you don't isolate yourself from outside sounds, you will ruin your Taoist heart all day long."
"If you block the sound and block the five senses, they will attack me again at night..."
He frowned.
It's not that I haven't thought about setting up a formation dojo directly to prevent them from getting close and to isolate the sound.
However, the immortal energy is permeating here. Let alone setting up a formation, even if you take out the magic weapon, it will be slowly eroded by the immortal energy and become useless.
"Then, I can isolate the sound and still wake up."
The Evil Buddha Emperor sighed, even if he was invincible and could not be hurt, how could he dare to continue sleeping?
These prisoners are too perverted!
He dominates the Buddhist land, the restricted area is isolated from the outside world, and the Buddhist cultivators are quite simple, which makes him hesitate in his heart:
Is it possible that the people outside Jiuzhou are so dissolute?
In short, he began to block out sounds and became deaf.
But soon, within a few days, a message came from the prison guard’s spiritual consciousness: “From today on, in this prison, you will all use your spiritual consciousness to communicate!”
Then, Evil Buddha Emperor heard a new voice.
But this time, the Evil Buddha Emperor no longer dared to block his spiritual consciousness. If he blocked his own spiritual consciousness, it would be equivalent to having his eyes poked out, and he would be almost as blind as before.
The Emperor of Jingzhou pushed open the door and entered, but he didn't even know it.
"I can only listen to them."
Evil Buddha Emperor was a little helpless and said in a deep voice: "That's all, that's all, I'm not afraid of these existences. He will come up with all kinds of scheming methods, so what do I have to fear? That's all."
"Who cares if you are true or not? Don't bother me!"
So, prison life began.
There are new plots every day.
The inmates chatted with each other, talking about picking up soap, and talked at length about the various benefits of it, trying to seduce him to change his orientation.
What about Long Aotian next door, who has a ring from his grandfather, and wants to find him to become a disciple? This talkative young man said that his experience was extremely exciting, and why he was broken off the engagement, but fortunately the ring combined with the grandfather, thirty years in Hedong
, Thirty Years in Hexi...
Then, the two brothers he had cheated on visited him in prison regularly and sentenced him.
Anyway...
Various large-scale serial plots.
Just by sitting cross-legged, you can feel the vivid prison world outside, where all the inmates are talented and speak well.
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Click!
[Episode 17, Long Aotian is imprisoned and becomes apprentice to the Evil Buddha Emperor, end]
At this time, a player stood in the fog and spoke, and there was a recording of the spell crystal.
He has a sophisticated broadcasting accent:
"In this episode of Prison Academy, the plot officially unfolds. The Evil Buddha Emperor in the depths of the suppression has an arrogant temperament and ignores the second male supporting actor Long Aotian. The road to apprenticeship is a tortuous one!"
"Let's take a look at the preview of the next episode, episode 18: A beautiful girl uproots a weeping willow tree, and the evil Buddha emperor is brutally beaten by a straight man!"
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It's so grassy.
Wu Lang watched a wave of evil Buddha emperors being tortured in the cave, and was thoroughly convinced that this was a world where all three parties felt pain.
Evil Buddha Emperor, do you think the fisherman will benefit? Don’t even think about running away!
"Nice job!" Wu Lang laughed so hard that he felt a little uncomfortable. He continued to practice in the cave and observed the battle between the two continents.
But when he was not practicing, he would watch new TV series for fun.
There are large-scale live-action variety shows every day, the live-action version of The Truman Show [Prison Academy], watching them torture the Evil Buddha Emperor, looking at him as the master of the restricted area, he couldn't bear it anymore, and ran out to kill all these sand sculpture players.
Lose!
After watching the torture of the Evil Buddha Emperor, a new situation broke out in the entire war between the two continents.