Chapter 2731 One hundred yuan to buy a Porsche sports car
Chapter 2731 One hundred dollars to buy a Porsche sports car
As soon as the words came out, the hall became extremely quiet for an instant, as if you could hear a pin drop.
It seemed like countless crows were flying overhead.
The saleswoman's smile was a bit forced: "Boss, you are so funny and you really know how to joke."
"I'm not kidding, be serious."
Xiaobai looked at the woman in front of him seriously, and did not forget to tell her to be more serious.
The saleswoman couldn't see any sign of joking on his face.
"Boss, are you serious? You want to spend 100 yuan to buy a hard-top Porsche sports car?"
He nodded again: "Yeah."
As soon as he responded, the other salesmen around him couldn't hold it back and laughed out loud while covering their stomachs.
"Weird!"
"It's rare to see such a weirdo in so many years!"
"Don't tell me, this man is quite handsome, but it seems to me that his brain is not normal."
"Haha! Spending 100 yuan to buy a Porsche sports car! Is he really smart?"
"Stop talking, one hundred yuan, you can't even buy a Porsche model toy."
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The saleswoman's face also looked a little ugly, and she was no longer as polite as before.
"I don't know if you are really stupid or just teasing me, but I hope you understand that you can never buy a Porsche for one hundred dollars."
Xiaobai looked at the woman's firm attitude and murmured to himself: "Isn't it enough..."
"Of course it's not enough! How can such a small amount of money be enough? At the very least, if you need this kind of money, you need at least three big bags. A two million car, this is the conversion between one hundred, do you understand?"
Her tone was mixed with anger before she asked.
He shook his head honestly, expressing that he really didn't know.
When the female salesperson heard this, she was too lazy to pay attention to Xiaobai.
Then he raised his hand in displeasure: "See you off."
Soon, Xiaobai was picked up by the security guard and thrown out.
The little mouse crawled out of his pocket and squeaked twice.
"Little mouse, you mean, we don't have enough money? Then where are we going to get the money?"
Xiaobai asked humbly, as if he wanted to learn.
The little mouse silently pointed to the bank not far away and continued to chirp.
Xiaobai: "You said people in TV series all get money from banks?"
"Okay, let's go try it."
Xiaobai came to the bank again.
He sat in front of the counter, and the staff immediately asked: "Hello, what business do you want to handle?"
"money."
"Okay, do you want to withdraw money? How much?"
"...Two million."
"Okay, please give me your card."
"No."
"...How can I withdraw money without a card? Sir, stop making trouble and give me the card."
"What does the card look like?"
"..."
Finally, Xiaobai was thrown out of the bank for disturbing public order.
Xiaobai patted the dust on his body and got up from the ground.
"Little mouse, the method you provided is not very reliable. It seems that I have to find a solution myself."
He found a toilet, entered a single room, and then slowly closed his eyes.
The moment I closed my eyes, all that came to my mind was the appearance of the hundred dollar bill just now.
He has clearly memorized what a hundred-dollar bill looks like.
Soon, white light began to flash in the palms of his two palms.
Under the light, it is very dazzling.
I saw Xiaobai's hands constantly rubbing together. Gradually, one hundred-yuan banknotes rubbed out of his palms one after another, and then flew out one by one.
Immediately afterwards, more and more hundred-dollar bills flew into the air, almost completely engulfing him.
After the banknotes landed one after another, they almost piled up like a hill.
The little mouse was also dumbfounded.
The little mouse was submerged in the banknotes, and then swam helplessly in the banknotes.
Squeak, squeak, squeak!
Xiaobai scratched his head and looked puzzled: "You asked me how I conjured up the banknotes? I don't know. I was just thinking about that banknote in my head. I kept thinking that I needed this banknote, and then it came out.
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“I don’t know if the money here is enough to buy a Porsche.”
The little mouse squeaked: "Enough, enough, absolutely enough. You are waiting to guard the money while I go out to find some big bags to put the money in."
Then, the little mouse crawled away.
After half an hour, the rats rushed into the public toilet in dense numbers.
The Rat Brigade also carried a huge black bag.
The rat brigade came in dense numbers, almost hundreds of rats.
Hundreds of rats were carrying three large bags, which looked very hard.
It wasn't until the bag was delivered to Xiao Bai that the little mouse and Xiao Hei expressed their gratitude to the mouse brigade.
I saw the little mouse bowing like a gentleman and squeaking.
Then the rat brigade was dismissed and left.
Xiaobai cooperated with the little mouse and put all the banknotes into a big black bag.
No more, no less, just enough to fill three big bags.
This time, Xiaobai took the little mouse to the Porsche 4S store again.
As soon as they saw Xiaobai coming again, none of the salespeople inside were willing to entertain him.
Instead, they gathered together and laughed at him.
"Look, that fool is here again."
"Who can go and entertain me quickly?"
"What's the point of entertaining? Can you buy a Porsche for a hundred dollars?"
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No salesperson was willing to come forward to entertain me, they all just stood aside and watched the joke.
Let Xiaobai wander around the store by himself and watch.
Xiaobai still insisted on his previous idea and pointed at the Porsche hardtop sports car in front of him.
"I want this one."
No one paid attention.
He frowned and shouted again: "I want this one."
The salesman on the side smiled with a sarcastic tone: "Sorry, we can't sell it for one hundred yuan. You'd better take the one hundred yuan and go to other stores to check it out."
How could Xiaobai not see the ridicule and disdain in several people's eyes?
He silently carried the three large black bags in his hands, and then walked to the salesperson.
With a bang - the big black bag had successfully landed on the coffee table.
The group of people didn't take it seriously and had no interest in Xiaobai and the contents of the big black bag.
"Go back quickly, we really don't have time to play with you."
Xiaobai still didn't make any answer or sound, but slowly opened the zippers of three black bags.
Once the zipper was opened, the banknotes in the bag were suddenly displayed in front of everyone's eyes.
Three large packages of cash banknotes.
When they saw the banknotes and cash inside, all the salesmen who had been laughing sarcastically just now stopped laughing.
The smiles seemed to gradually disappear from their faces, leaving only surprise and wide-open mouths that could not be closed for a long time.
Several of them kept wiping their eyes, fearing that their eyes were blurred.