Lin Hai directly found Sun Wukong. He felt that Sun Wukong was much more reliable than the funny gods in the group.
Little Confused Immortal: Brother Monkey, let me ask you something. Mortals have missed the age of cultivation. Now they are over fifty years old, and there is another who is nearly eighty years old. Is there any way to let them practice?
Sun Wukong: This is easy to say. If you eat a flat peach, you will live forever, and then you can practice cultivation.
"Peach? I'll go!" Lin Hai's face suddenly darkened, where could he get it?
Little confused fairy: Brother Monkey, hehe, can you help me go to the Queen Mother’s peach garden to get one? I know you are the most experienced. (Followed by a raised eyebrow expression)
Sun Wukong: Second brother, it’s not that I won’t help you, the Queen Mother has just finished the peach feast for her birthday, and it’s true that there are no ripe peaches in the peach garden now.
"Uh...fuck!" Lin Hai slapped his thigh and woke up suddenly!
I really have a weak head. I knew clearly that the Queen Mother was hosting a peach feast, so why didn't I ask Sun Wukong to get some for me? Now that it's better, I don't want it anymore!
I really regret it!
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Then, Brother Monkey, is there any other way?
Sun Wukong: The only other way is to go to Taishang Laojun and buy the Heaven and Earth Creation Pill!
Little Confused Fairy: Heaven and Earth Creation Pill? Okay, I understand!
Lin Hai bit the bullet and had no choice but to find Taishang Laojun, a profiteer.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Laojun, are you there? I'm looking to buy something from you!
Taishang Laojun: What are you buying? We have everything, the price is fair, and you are innocent, dear! (There is a cute expression behind)
"Bah! Are you even remotely cute? You're not ashamed to show such an expression!" Lin Hai secretly despised him.
Little confused fairy: Do you have the creation pill of heaven and earth?
Taishang Laojun: Of course there is, but this needs to be settled with Tao Xing points, because it requires too many merit points. I'm afraid you will get dizzy if you count the 0s after 1! (There is a shy expression behind it)
Lin Hai's face suddenly darkened, and an ominous premonition arose in his heart. It seemed that the price couldn't be lowered!
Little confused god: Tell me, how much!
In order for his parents and family to be able to embark on the path of spiritual practice, Lin Hai risked his life!
Taishang Laojun: One of the Ten Thousand Years of Taoism, no bargaining, dear!
puff!
Lin Hai almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, and in his heart he almost called the Supreme Lord a dog!
"You numb old profiteer, if you've been honest for ten thousand years, you won't even have a place to steal even if you ask your brother to steal it!"
Lin Hai suddenly became desperate. He had spent all his money and had more than a thousand years of Taoism. If he stripped it all and transferred it to Taishang Laojun, it would probably only be enough to buy a piece of medicine!
"Hey, brother, I wish you a furnace explosion when refining the elixir!"
Lin Hai raised his middle finger, cursed secretly, and simply refused to reply to Taishang Laojun.
But when it came to Daoxing, Lin Hai frowned slightly.
My current source of income from Daoxing mainly relies on renting Hunyuan Umbrellas, but the magic gift red is rented today and not rented tomorrow, and it is always only rented for an hour. Daoxing's profit is too slow.
But if you rely on yourself to comprehend, it seems to be slower, and the comprehension is random and very uncertain.
Just like last time, when I got rid of Wu Laoer's inner demon and understood the art of great cause and effect, I suddenly gained 500 years of Taoism, but other than that, there was no chance to increase my Taoism.
What's worse is that I have too many things to do now, and I don't have time to go into seclusion and enlightenment for decades or hundreds of years like those practitioners. It is extremely difficult to increase my practice.
"What can we do?"
Lin Hai was lying on the bed, looking at the ceiling and thinking hard. After a moment, his eyes suddenly lit up.
"Haha, yes!"
Lin Hai hurriedly opened the Qiankun bag in WeChat. He suddenly remembered that before the Queen Mother’s Peach Banquet, Sun Wukong had stolen the treasures of various gods, and all of them were still with him!
Looking at the various treasures densely packed in the Qiankun Bag, Lin Hai smiled happily.
"If you put all these treasures into the Baibao Pavilion and sell them, you should get a good harvest, right?"
"Hey hey hey!" Lin Hai quickly stood up and sat up, and quickly started uploading.
"Kowloon red gold hairpin, priced at 1000 years of Taoism!"
"A white jade glazed lamp, priced at 1,500 years of Taoism!"
"Purple ring mandarin duck buckle, priced at 3000 years of Taoism!"
…
One by one, Lin Hai uploaded all the treasures stolen by Sun Wukong to the Baibao Pavilion, and none of them were priced under 1,000 years of Taoism.
"If all of them are bought, my brother's moral character will reach the sky in an instant!" Lin Hai grinned and giggled.
"Notify those teases!"
Thinking of this, Lin Hai opened the Tianting trading group, edited a message, and sent it.
Little confused fairy: No, no! Great news, a large number of new treasures have been added to the rare treasures column of Baibao Pavilion, the price is affordable, the quality is reliable, first come, first served, don’t wait! (There is a laughing expression behind)
Thor: Let me guess, is it true? Let me see!
Seven Fairies: I’ll go and see too!
Mo Li Qing: Is there such a thing as a treasure? Why didn’t I see it?
Mother Dian: Damn, I’m ready to buy everything, why don’t I have anything?
Nezha: Great Immortal, lying is wrong! Especially you cannot deceive children!
Zhu Bajie: There is a JJ. Everyone has been deceived. He is even less reliable than me, an old pig!
…
"Um..." Lin Hai looked at the reactions of the teasing gods and felt something was wrong. He had already uploaded it, right?
With his mind full of doubts, Lin Hai opened the Baibao Pavilion and prepared to confirm again, but after just one glance, his eyes straightened instantly.
"Nima, where have you gone?"
Lin Hai was shocked to find that the treasures he had just uploaded were empty and all gone.
"Oh, I wiped it. Did the operation go wrong?" Lin Hai quickly opened the Qiankun bag again to see if the upload was unsuccessful. But after opening the Qiankun bag, Lin Hai was dumbfounded.
"Things are gone!" There are no traces of those treasures in the Qiankun Bag!
"It's so interesting!" Lin Hai's face was full of bewilderment, and his heart felt like a big stone was weighing on him, making him feel unspeakably depressed.
There were hundreds of treasures there. How could anyone bear to have them disappear inexplicably?
"No, ask Taishang Laojun!" Lin Hai quickly found Taishang Laojun's WeChat account.
Little confused fairy: Laojun, I want to ask you something, is there something wrong with Baibao Pavilion? I just uploaded hundreds of treasures, why are they suddenly missing now?
Taishang Laojun: There is nothing wrong with Baibao Pavilion, dear! (There is a cute expression behind)
Little confused fairy: Then why can’t I find the things I uploaded?
Taishang Laojun: Because it was confiscated by me, dear! (There is a cute expression behind)
puff!
"What the hell!" Lin Hai almost spit out blood, and his anger suddenly surged.
Damn, this has been causing trouble for a long time. It’s Taishang Laojun who is causing the trouble. He’s really not a thing!
Little confused fairy: Why did you confiscate my things? Give them back to me! (followed by an angry expression)
Taishang Laojun: The Baibao Pavilion system has detected that these treasures are dirty and will be automatically confiscated, dear! (There is a cute expression behind it)
"Dirty stuff?" Lin Hai was so angry that his head was spinning. I think it's him, you old profiteer, are you greedy?
Little Confused Fairy: Don’t mess with these useless things, you must return them to me! (followed by an angry expression)
Taishang Laojun: That’s impossible, dear! When will I return the things I confiscated? Don’t have any illusions. You’d better stock up on the Tianting WeChat store when you have time. Zhonghua brand cigarettes are out of stock!
"Fuck your sister!" Lin Hai's chest almost exploded with anger!
Seeing whether Taishang Laojun would come back, Lin Hai directly found Sun Wukong.
Little Confused Fairy: Brother Monkey, last time we got treasures, I put them in the Baibao Pavilion for sale, but Taishang Laojun stole them in the name of dirty things. What should I do? I’m so angry! (There’s a person behind me.
aggrieved expression)
Sun Wukong: Did you put it in the Baibao Pavilion? Oh, it’s over, it all belongs to Taishang Laojun! (There is a speechless expression behind it)
Little confused fairy: Brother Monkey, do you have a way to get it back?
Sun Wukong: Taishang Laojun can only go in and out, and no one can get it back! Forget it, let this be a lesson!
"I'll go!" Lin Hai cursed secretly, almost so angry that he almost collapsed!
Even Sun Wukong can't help it. It seems that he is really in trouble this time. Taishang Laojun must be smiling so hard now, right?
"No, we can't give him the advantage in vain!"
Thinking of being cheated by Taishang Laojun, Lin Hai really couldn't swallow it. He had to find a way to vent his bad breath and punish Taishang Laojun!
"What can we do?" Lin Hai was thinking hard with anger, and suddenly his eyes lit up.
"Yes! Let your old boy trick me, and my brother will make you miserable!"