Lin Hai found a deserted place and changed his clothes again.
"Hahaha, this idiot Zhao Kun really believes that he is Zhu Bajie."
"Huh?" When he saw Taotao, still staying where he was, Lin Hai sighed. It seemed that Taotao was sincere to Hou Xianpin.
Walking over, Lin Hai made a loud noise and removed the soul-locking chain.
"You, you are actually a human?" Taotao's mouth opened wide.
"Okay, don't worry about whether it's a human being or not. Now we have to save Hou Xianpin." Lin Hai took a taxi and went directly to the hospital.
"Master..." Du Chun has been waiting at the hospital.
"Go to your office." Lin Hai went to Du Chun's office and sat down, while Taotao went directly to Hou Xianpin's ward.
Lin Hai opened WeChat, found Tieguai Li, and directly sent Zhao Kun's birthday and horoscope.
Little confused fairy: How to break his peach blossom standard?
Tieguai Li: Found it so quickly (followed by a row of shocked expressions)
Damn it! Lin Hai was speechless at Tieguai Li's shocked expression.
Little confused fairy: Hurry up and say it.
Tieguai Li: Let me deduce it.
After a while.
Tieguai Li: (a row of shocked expressions)
Lin Hai is going crazy, you are so shocked all day long.
Little confused fairy: If you have something to say, please tell me!
Tieguai Li: Immortal, this boy’s peach blossom standard is too weak, and if I predict correctly, the Peach Blossom Tribulation Lord is already dead. It’s because this boy’s Peach Blossom Luck standard is too weird. Peach Blossom chose the good tribulation master queen, because she was
He touched it and withered away in shame.
puff!
Damn it, even Tao Hua knew it and died of shame. Lin Hai was very curious about how weird Zhao Kun's Tao Hua position was.
Little confused fairy: Let’s not talk about this for now. Just tell me how to break it, right?
Tieguai Li: This is not difficult. You only need to use a pot of cactus and place it where the peach blossom is. The cactus is covered with thorns and the peach blossom cannot return to its position, and the disaster will be broken.
Lin Hai took a look and breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out to be that simple.
Tieguai Li: I will give you his peach blossom position. You provide the birth date and horoscope. You must go and put it in person. Remember!
After Tieguai Li finished speaking, he sent Lin Hai the coordinates.
Lin Hai left the hospital, first bought a pot of cactus, and then found it according to the coordinates of Tieguai Li Fa.
The closer he got to this location, the more Lin Hai felt an unpleasant smell coming over him.
"Damn, why does it stink so much? It's just like the toilet." Lin Hai just finished muttering and looked up.
"Damn it, public toilet!"
Damn it, Lin Hai is so depressed.
No wonder Tieguai Li said, this Zhao Kun's peach blossom standard has declined so much, how can he not survive? This has caused trouble in the whole toilet.
Lin Hai pinched his nose and walked in. When he immediately approached the coordinates, Lin Hai was dumbfounded.
"My uncle, why don't you call this a women's restroom?"
Lin Hai was stunned.
This is so fucking deceptive. How can I get in as a man?
Lin Hai was stunned at the door of the toilet.
People coming in and out of the women's restroom looked at Lin Hai standing at the door with a strange look, holding a cactus in his hand. Lin Hai suddenly felt uncomfortable.
"Waiting for someone, waiting for someone." Lin Hai smiled sarcastically.
Damn it, this is nothing.
Lin Hai thought for a while, and an idea flashed in his mind, and he had it.
Next to the toilet is a small commodity mall. Lin Hai went in and found a store selling hairdressing supplies.
"Get me a wig."
After buying the wig, Lin Hai found a deserted place, and with a thought, the people disappeared.
"Xian'er welcomes the master."
"Okay Xian'er, time is tight, no more gossip..." Lin Hai came in and started to take off his clothes.
Xian'er was stunned for a moment, then her face turned red.
Turning around silently, the sound of undressing could be heard.
"Go get me something... Pfft!" Lin Hai looked up and saw Xian'er standing in front of him like a little white sheep.
"Master, this is Xian'er's first time, you have to pity her..."
Lin Hai swallowed hard, what a little goblin.
When Xian'er saw it, she quickly lowered her head and turned even redder in embarrassment.
"Oh, I'll go!" Lin Hai covered his forehead and was speechless for a while. Isn't that what my brother meant?
Beauty comes first. It would be false to say that Lin Hai has no ideas, but the key is that there is someone outside waiting for help.
Since Xian'er has already taken off her clothes, there is no need to ask her to get another set.
Lin Hai forcibly gave up the idea of staying and having fun with Xian'er, picked up the clothes Xian'er took off and put them on.
"Master, you..."
"Well, it smells quite good. I'll tell you later." Lin Hai put on his clothes, smelled it, and disappeared in a flash.
Xian'er was stunned there. Seeing that Lin Hai didn't mean that at all, she was so embarrassed that she wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl in.
Lin Hai was wearing a scaled-down version of Xian'er's costume, with a wig on her head, and walked to the door of the women's restroom with her butt swaying.
Lin Hai's little heart was pounding.
Damn it, this is my first time doing this in my life, so don’t let anyone see it out.
Lin Hai took a deep breath, pretended to be calm and walked in.
This weird costume immediately caught the attention of the women waiting to go to the toilet outside the partition room.
"What are you looking at? I've never seen a beautiful woman." Lin Hai pretended to be a woman and said in a feminine voice.
It was okay if Lin Hai didn't say anything. As soon as he said this, the women rushed over one after another.
"Sister, where did you buy this retro outfit? It's so beautiful."
"Yes, the fabric is good and the style is novel. It looks very chic when worn."
"Damn it, look at it, please don't touch it." Lin Hai put the cactus on the window sill of the toilet while avoiding the entanglement of the women.
"Huh..." Lin Hai let out a long breath and finally did it.
"Oh, sister, your hair style is not bad, where did you get it done?" A woman touched Lin Hai's wig.
"Damn it, you can't touch a man's head or a woman's waist." Lin Hai hurriedly stepped aside.
Unexpectedly, the hood suddenly fell off his head, revealing his true colors.
Wo Ri, it’s broken! Lin Hai secretly shouted that it’s bad!
"Hi, how are you?" Lin Haisan smiled and waved his hand.
The women were all stunned.
Then, excitement and wild light flashed in each of their eyes.
"Catch the gangsters. Catch the gangsters who disguise themselves as women and sneak into the women's restrooms to peek."
Many women swarmed up and rushed towards Lin Hai.
Lin Hai finally escaped, looked at the clothes on his body, and suddenly smiled bitterly.
Your sister, women are not easy to mess with.
Lin Hai could only enter the Holy Land once a day, so he had to take a taxi and go back to the villa to change clothes.
Fortunately, my parents haven't come back, otherwise I really don't know how to explain my appearance.
"Huh? Have you changed your ways?" Lin Hai returned to the villa and found that Chu Lin'er was not playing backgammon.
Chu Lin'er's face was as frosty as she looked at Lin Hai coldly.
"You got into big trouble, don't you know?"
"A big disaster? How big a disaster?" Lin Hai looked unconcerned.
"Hmph, what a disaster, you know it yourself, someone from hell has already come to arrest you."
"Come just come. With Princess Lin'er here, who am I afraid of?" Lin Hai winked at Chu Lin'er.
"Hmph, do you think I will care about you? You are so sentimental!" Chu Lin'er shrugged her little nose at Lin Hai.
"No, Princess Lin'er, it's a good idea to live together. We need to save lives at the critical moment." Lin Hai shouted exaggeratedly.
"Help? Is saving your life more important than playing backgammon?" After Chu Lin'er finished speaking, she turned around and floated away.
Day, this comparison is too much! Lin Hai gave Chu Liner a middle finger.
Lin Hai didn't take Chu Lin'er's words seriously. Wasn't it because he didn't hand Taotao over to the underworld on time? Taotao didn't run away anyway, so how serious could the consequences be?
At this moment, a sudden gust of wind blew by, and a tall man, Hei Wuchang, suddenly appeared in front of Lin Hai.