Lin Hai directly sent a set of "cheap mushroom head" emoticons.
Little confused fairy: I am very busy and have no time to do the task. Take the picture and go to the frying pan for me.
Since the problem could be solved with a set of emoticons, Lin Hai didn't bother to make a trip.
Ma Mian (Chu): Okay, for the expression! (a struggling expression behind)
After finishing his meal, Lin Hai lay down on the bed.
"Haha, you lose again!"
"Come again, come again! Princess, this backgammon is so fun!"
Chu Lin'er and Du Qian are getting more and more excited as they play.
"Hey, can you two keep your voices down? I still have to sleep." Lin Hai complained.
"Hurry up, hurry up, it's your time to go!"
"Don't worry, I'll think about it carefully."
The two of them stared at their mobile phones, not caring about Lin Hai at all.
Damn it, two Qin beasts!
Lin Hai cursed secretly.
"I said, aren't you two tired from squatting there? You are now playing games online. Even if Du Qian returns to the underworld, it will not affect your play."
"Uh...that's right." Chu Lin'er finally reacted.
"Okay, you can go back. Your phone is on 24 hours a day and is on call at any time. Remember!" Chu Lin'er regained her majestic look.
"Yes, princess!" Du Qian saluted, turned and left.
"Huh..." Lin Hai let out a long breath, Damn, the gang finally broke up.
"Hey, Princess Lin'er, this is a good idea, don't you reward me?" Lin Hai raised his eyebrows at Chu Lin'er.
"Humph, what a beautiful thought. Didn't you ask me to find Du Qian just because you thought I was annoying you? Do you really think I'm stupid?" Chu Lin'er shrugged her cute little nose at Lin Hai.
Um...Have you been seen through? Lin Hai was embarrassed for a while.
"By the way, let Bald Qiang come over early tomorrow morning. I want to verify his online name myself."
Damn, after playing chess for so long, you still haven’t forgotten it?
It seems like we really need to let Bald Qiang come over tomorrow.
Ding dong!
Lin Hai's WeChat message rang.
I picked up the phone and saw that it was from Du Qian.
This guy just left, why is he looking for me?
Du Qian: Ghost friend, are you there?
Damn, why are you calling yourself a ghost friend again? Lin Hai is very dissatisfied with this title?
Little confused fairy: Hey, brother is a human being, okay?
Du Qian: Renyou, in the entire underworld, except for the Tenth Palace of Hell, no one has a mobile phone with a game. Du Qian will never forget the gift of a game from Renyou today!
puff!
Human friends? Damn, it seems that they are not as friendly as ghost friends.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: It's easy to talk, but don't just talk without practicing. Just give me one or two treasures to express your gratitude.
Du Qian: My friend, I am in a low position and I really don’t have anything to offer you. If you don’t give me up, how about I give you my martial arts secret book "Fuhu Fist"?
What the hell? Fuhu Fist?
Damn it, just by hearing the name, you know he is a parallel importer, and Du Qian's martial arts are mediocre, so what's the use of learning his martial arts secrets?
No, I can't have it, I have to ask him for something else.
Huh? By the way, hasn’t Bald Qiang always wanted to imitate Buddha’s shadowless feet?
Little confused fairy: Do you know Huang Feihong?
Du Qian: We know each other. Our colleague is also a second-grade Yinsi.
Haha, what a coincidence?
Little Muddle-headed Fairy: Then can you ask for his Foshan Shadowless Foot secrets?
Ding dong!
Du Qian sent you the martial arts secret book "Foshan Shadowless Kick".
Damn, this is so efficient.
Du Qian: We often discuss together, and he gave me a copy.
Lin Hai opened the Qiankun bag and took a look.
Foshan Shadowless Kick: Kick method created by Huang Feihong. Level: Huang Class Advanced.
Is it on the same level as the hand that separates tendons and bones? Let’s learn it later.
Lin Hai clicked on extraction and was about to study when he stopped again.
No, once you learn, the book will be gone. If Bald Qiang wants to learn, you can only teach him by yourself. How can you have the time?
Forget it, just give it to Bald Qiang tomorrow and let him figure it out on his own.
Early the next morning, Lin Hai hid in the toilet and called Bald Qiang.
"Master, so early?" Bald Qiang said with a yawn.
"Qiangzi, come to my place. Before you come, change your WeChat nickname and avatar. I will send you the changes."
Lin Hai hung up the phone and sent the portrait and name of the Antarctic Immortal to Bald Qiang.
"Master, why do you want to change your nickname? Look at my current name, the innocent and melancholic little prince. It's so domineering and connotative. It completely fits my inner temperament." The bald brother complained.
puff!
It fits your sister’s temperament!
Damn, he doesn't look like a good person at first glance. He is a pure and melancholy little prince. From my brother's perspective, he is just as good as a savage hooligan.
"Stop talking nonsense, you must change your mind, remember!" Lin Hai warned again and again.
"Oh, okay." After a while, the bald man changed his avatar and nickname.
Lin Hai felt relieved.
Just after eight o'clock, Bald Qiang drove over.
"Ah, Qiangzi is here. You haven't eaten yet, so we should eat together." Lin Wen was particularly happy when he saw Bald Qiang.
"No need, Master, I'll have something to eat on the roadside." Bald Qiang said the friendly way Master called him.
"Woof woof woof!" Ahua suddenly rushed over and screamed at the bald head.
"Hey, you damn bitch, come out if you can." Bald Qiang glared at Ahua.
"Woof woof woof!" Ahua barked again.
"Made, if you have the ability, don't hide behind Master Grandma. Come here, come here. If you don't obey, come here."
"Woof woof woof!"
"Come out!"
"Woof woof woof!"
"You damn bitch, ask me to beat you again!"
"Woof woof woof!"
…
Lin Hai hurriedly ran out and forced the bald head into his room.
Damn it, this person and the dog are like this every time they meet. It’s so early in the morning and it doesn’t stop them.
"Bring the phone." Lin Hai stretched out his hand towards the bald head.
"Oh." Bald Qiang obediently handed over the phone.
"Don't you believe it? Come here and see for yourself." Lin Hai said to Chu Lin'er on the bed.
Chu Lin'er stretched lazily and floated over.
"Is he really the Antarctic Immortal?" Chu Lin'er looked at Bald Qiang's profile picture and nickname on WeChat with an expression of disbelief.
"Can I still lie to you?" Lin Hai deliberately pretended to be unhappy.
"Oh my God." Chu Lin'er floated in front of Bald Qiang and looked at her carefully from head to toe.
"He, when he came down from heaven, did he hit the ground head first?"
"You don't care who hits the ground first, just tell me whether I lied to you or not?" Lin Hai looked upright and awe-inspiring.
"Humph." Chu Lin'er ignored him and floated away.
Finding a corner, Chu Liner took out her cell phone.
Chu Lin'er: Father, the Antarctic Immortal of Heaven has been reincarnated. I have just seen his reincarnation.
King Chu Jiang: This is true (followed by a row of shocked expressions)
Chu Lin'er: It's absolutely true, I have already checked his WeChat.
King Chu Jiang: Don’t scare him off, find a suitable time and find a way to ask him how to get down.
Lin Hai has already taken out the secret book of Foshan Shadowless Foot.
"I've called you Master for so long, but I can't call you in vain. Take it." Lin Hai threw it towards the bald head.
"What is it?" Bald Qiang was startled and quickly caught it.
When he saw the big words on the cover of the book, Bald Qiang's eyes suddenly widened.
"Foshan Shadowless Feet, hahaha, it's really Foshan Shadowless Feet!!" The bald man clutched the secret book, and he was so excited.
"Thank you, Master, thank you, Master!" Bald Qiang bowed towards Lin Hai.
"Okay, let's go back and practice hard." Lin Hai smiled and waved his hand.
"Master, I'm so excited, can I make a call first?" Bald Qiang's eyes were full of expectation.
"Let's fight." Lin Hai said kindly.
When there is good news, everyone wants to share it with those close to them. This is human nature. Lin Hai also wanted to see who Bald Qiang was going to call.
Bald Qiang picked up the phone and dialed the number soon.
"Haha, Du Chun, you old guy, master has officially taught me martial arts, please hurry up and call me senior brother."
puff!
Lin Hai almost fell to the ground. Damn, he never expected that Bald Qiang's call was actually to Du Chun.
"Bald Qiang, please stop farting there. I will be your senior brother for a long time, so you can be your second-in-command for thousands of years." Du Chun was also very angry.
"Hey, you old guy, can you be reasonable? Is there a first-come-first-served basis?"
"First come, first served, no shit, I told you a long time ago, come according to age!"
"You are so old. If you are fighting with me, believe it or not, I will beat you up!"
"Come on, I'm afraid of you, you big bald man!"
"Fuck, you are attacking me personally! You wait for me, old boy!"
…
The two guys started arguing on the phone.
"Oh, I'll go." Lin Hai covered his forehead in sorrow, "Wow, these two guys are really terrible."
Just when Bald Qiang wanted to hang up the phone and get out of here, the door was suddenly pushed open.