Golden Flower Boy: This... is really hard to say (followed by an embarrassed expression)
Unspeakable? What things fall into the category of unspeakable?
Lin Hai seemed to have thought of something, and was suddenly startled.
Does your sister want to have sex with her brother?
Little confused fairy: Let me state in advance that my sexual orientation is normal.
Golden Flower Boy: What is the immortal talking about? What is sexual orientation?
Phew! You don’t understand this?
Well, if you don’t understand, the conditions mentioned are definitely not this.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: The issue of sexual orientation is too profound. Usually I discuss it with Fairy Chang'e, Nine Heavenly Mysteries, and Seven Fairies. Even if I tell you, you won't understand. Please tell me your conditions first.
Golden Flower Boy: Well, then I will say it. (followed by a cold sweat expression)
Little confused fairy: Go ahead, speak boldly.
Golden Flower Boy: Well, can the immortal give me a carrot? (There is a tearful expression behind)
puff!
"Haha, your sister, you made your brother so nervous. You actually want to get carrots. Do you think you are also a rabbit?"
Probably because he was afraid that Lin Hai would be unhappy, Golden Flower Boy quickly sent another message.
Golden Flower Boy: Immortal, I know that carrots are an immortal product comparable to peaches and are extremely valuable. Otherwise, you can give me half of one. Please.
Hahahaha, it’s so damn funny, it must be Yutu who is bragging to this boy.
Little Confused Fairy: Who do you think I am? Wouldn’t half a stick be an insult to my identity? Don’t worry, I’ll give you a whole stick!
Golden Flower Boy: Thank you, Immortal, thank you, Immortal!
The Golden Flower Boy burst into tears of gratitude.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Don’t be too hasty to thank me. I won’t give it to you if you fail to practice. How sure are you?
Golden Flower Boy: 10%!
puff!
Your sister! What’s the difference between 10% and your mother’s luck!
Little confused fairy: Are you kidding me?
Golden Flower Boy: Where did the Great Immortal come from? Mortals have fragile bodies and cannot bear elixirs. Refining things for mortals requires very careful control of the potency. 10% is already not low.
Don’t underestimate your tits!
Little confused fairy: Is there any other way? The success rate is relatively high.
Lin Hai was dejected and asked again, hoping for the best.
"have!"
Huh? There’s a turning point!
"If the Immortal can provide a Resurrection Pill, I can break it down and dilute the potency to achieve an effect that mortals can take. This can greatly increase the chance of success, but the Resurrection Pill is relatively expensive."
Haha, this is good!
We are not afraid of the price, we have it ready-made.
What a twist.
"How sure are you?"
"Fifty percent."
"Okay!" Lin Hai slapped his thigh, and he was 50% sure that he could take a gamble.
"To decompose the Resurrection Pill, you need thousand-year ice marrow. You can buy it from the Dragon King of the East China Sea. The price is 600 merit points."
Lin Hai:......
Lin Hai: Do you know Mo Liqing?
Golden Flower Boy: The Immortal is joking, I am only a boy, how can I have the chance to meet the King of Growth?
Ma De, I don’t know why it’s like a plan. I managed to earn 600 merit points and not even a single one was left for me.
"Wait a moment." Lin Hai opened the Tianting trading group and directly @东海龙王.
Little confused fairy: @东海龙王, I want to buy a millennium ice marrow.
Dragon King of the East China Sea: 600 merit points.
Little confused fairy: Deal!
Ding dong!
Information about adding friends of Dragon King of the East China Sea.
pass!
As soon as it passed, the Dragon King of the East China Sea directly sent the ice marrow over.
You transfer 600 merit points to the Dragon King of the East China Sea.
After the transaction, Lin Hai transferred the Resurrection Pill and the Millennium Ice Essence to the Golden Flower Boy.
Yes, it was empty again, not even a hair was left.
Lin Hai smiled bitterly.
Golden Flower Boy: Don’t worry, Daxian, it can take as little as half a month, as long as a month, and there will be results.
Little confused fairy: On the day of success, I will give you a carrot.
Golden Flower Boy: Thank you, Great Immortal!
Lin Hai let out a long breath, whether he can succeed or not depends on the golden flower boy.
Seeing that the guys in the dormitory didn't come back, Lin Hai took out the painting he picked out in Wanbao Hall.
The painting shows an antique courtyard with various exotic flowers and plants planted in it. A graceful girl stands alone in the pavilion in the courtyard, with a trace of indescribable worry on her beautiful face.
Lin Hai stared intently at the eyes of the girl in the painting, and at the same time muttered silently: Open your heavenly eyes!
In an instant, Lin Hai's eyes flashed with blue light, but ordinary people could not detect it.
"It's strange. Just now in Wanbao Hall, I saw this girl blinking her eyes. Why is there no movement now?"
After watching for five minutes, Lin Hai didn't find anything unusual.
Are you dazzled?
After watching for another five or six minutes, Lin Hai felt dizzy.
It seems that this celestial vision also has a time limit.
Shaking his head, Lin Hai put the painting away and could only study it slowly later.
"Everyone is here, we have started giving out red envelopes." The next morning, Taishang Laojun appeared in the group on time.
Lin Hai had already opened WeChat and been waiting for a long time.
He is poor now and looks forward to grabbing Laojun's red envelope every day.
Even if the things you grab can't be used, you can still sell them.
Ding dong!
A big red envelope appeared on the screen.
I poke!
Your hand is slow and the red envelope has been snatched up!
I'll go, no way!
Lin Hai's eyes widened. This was the first time in this group that he didn't get a red envelope.
I clicked it and took a look. Damn it, the 20 red envelopes sent by Laojun were all snatched up in 0.9 seconds.
It seems that these gods have been waiting with their mobile phones for a long time.
Lin Hai felt depressed for a while. As a mere mortal, he would definitely not be as fast as these guys. If these guys kept staring at Lao Jun's red envelope every day from now on, he would never have anything to do in the future.
After watching the funny group for a while, the phone suddenly rang.
"Where has the time gone? Before I can fully feel young, I am already old..."
This was a ringtone specially set for parents, and Lin Hai quickly picked it up.
"Mom, what's wrong?" Lin Hai's heart tightened.
His parents generally don't call him except on weekends.
"Haizi, can you please take a leave of absence and come back? It's almost the college entrance examination. Yunyun says she won't go to school anymore. You two brothers and sisters have been close since you were young. Come back and persuade her."
Song Qin's voice was filled with sadness.
"Did the second aunt pass by again?" Lin Hai's voice was a little cold.
"Alas." Song Qin sighed. Although he didn't say anything, Lin Hai already understood everything.
"Mom, I'll go back tomorrow."
Lin Hai hung up the phone and already made a decision in his heart.
Tomorrow, not only would he go back, but he would also let his parents, who had worked hard in the village for half their lives, enjoy themselves.
At the same time, I also give some people a hard slap on their ugly faces.
After thinking about it, Lin Hai sent a message to Liu Xinyue.
"Xinyue, are you free?"
"Well, I have an art appreciation class in the morning, so I don't want to go."
"Go downstairs and go out with me for a while."
Hualin Xintiandi is the most high-end shopping mall in Jiangnan City. People who shop here are either rich or expensive. The grand and luxurious decoration in the mall makes ordinary people have no courage to walk in.
"Lin Hai, why did you bring me here?" As soon as Liu Xinyue came in, she felt several strange looks and suddenly felt uncomfortable all over.
"Buy clothes." Lin Hai exhaled. Although he had a huge sum of 10 million in his pocket, he still seemed a little restrained when he entered such a high-end place for the first time.
"Ah, the clothes here are so expensive." Liu Xinyue frowned.
"Don't be afraid, we are also wealthy now!" Lin Hai took out the card and waved it in front of Liu Xinyue.
"Just punch me!" Liu Xinyue punched Lin Hai lightly, her mouth slightly raised, and her heart felt sweet.
"Xinyue, look at which styles are more suitable for people in their fifties." Lin Hai took Liu Xinyue to the high-end clothing area.
"For old people?"
"Yes, buy it for my parents. I'm not good at clothes, so you can help me choose."
"Oh." Liu Xinyue felt a little disappointed, but she quickly recovered and scanned the clothes in the store one by one.
"The floral style is good, it should be suitable for auntie." Liu Xinyue reached out and touched the clothes in the photo.
"That dress costs nineteen thousand!" an impatient voice sounded from the side.
Lin Hai turned around and saw a young woman wearing a white shirt, black trousers, and heavy makeup. She was manicuring her nails while casting disdainful glances at them.
Liu Xinyue's hand reached halfway and then retracted.
Lin Hai frowned, what the hell, why are there so many arrogant people everywhere?
"Xinyue, take it out and take a look." Lin Hai ignored the salesman.
"Yeah." Liu Xinyue stretched out her hand again.
"I said what's going on with you? I told you nineteen thousand and eighty. If you don't buy it, don't touch it."
The salesman walked over directly, looked at Lin Hai and Liu Xinyue with disdain, and reached out to pat the clothes, as if the clothes were already stained before Liu Xinyue touched them.