Nezha, in heaven, is also a god of war level existence! Although there is still some gap compared to Sun Wukong and Erlang Shen.
But if you resist it for a while, it's still okay.
As long as the Tathagata Buddha arrives, the monkey will knock! "Hey, who dares to rebel against the heaven!"
"Master Nezha is here!"
Nezha stepped on the hot wheel, flashed the fire-pointed spear in his hand, and shouted loudly, majesticly.
The defeated heavenly soldiers and generals were overjoyed when they saw Nezha coming.
They quickly gathered around again and plucked up the courage to shout and cheer.
"The third prince is mighty!"
"One shot at a time, kill them all!"
Nezha?
When Lin Hai saw it, his eyes couldn't help but shine with surprise.
After being a netizen for so many years, he finally showed up! Whoosh! With a thought, Lin Hai took out an object and threw it towards Nezha.
"Hey, you dare to sneak attack!"
Nezha cursed, took it in his hand easily, and said disdainfully.
"It's a small skill, but you dare to...fuck you!"
"Wahaha!"
Nezha exclaimed, looking at the thing in his hand, his eyes lit up, and he was very excited.
He raised his head suddenly, looked at Lin Hai, and said in disbelief.
"Brothers?"
Lin Hai patted his chest and played with the taste.
"Speak of loyalty!"
"Hahaha, Great Immortal, it's you!"
Nezha suddenly rushed in front of Lin Hai, ecstatic.
With Wahaha's testimony, the password was correct.
If he wasn’t a little confused fairy, who else could he be?
"Little Nezha, I brought you a gift before I came here."
With a smile on his face, Lin Hai took out a few comic books and handed them over.
Nezha took it and was so happy that he couldn't put it down.
"Is One Piece updated?"
"Hahaha, great, great!"
"Great Immortal, you don't know, I was on a big voyage just now!"
"This One Piece comic came just in time!"
Nezha looked through it excitedly, even throwing away the fire-pointed spear.
All the heavenly soldiers and generals looked at him with confused faces, and they didn't know what to say.
"Come on, come on, I brought some good wine."
“Let’s watch while we drink!”
Lin Hai said, took out a picnic mat, threw it on the ground, and sat on it.
Afterwards, a few bottles of beer were taken out and the barbecue grill was set up.
Nezha looked at it and asked in confusion.
"Great Immortal, what is this?"
Lin Hai said with a smile on his face.
"Don't you understand?"
"This is called a barbecue grill, used for barbecue."
"BBQ?"
When Nezha heard this, he became energetic.
Bang! A dragon was thrown directly from the Qiankun Bag.
"What a coincidence, I just killed a dragon on the way here."
"Let's roast him."
Lin Hai's mouth twitched, do you want to be so cooperative?
Are all the ingredients ready?
"Come on, let's bake it."
The two of them drank beer and ate barbecue in front of everyone.
Lin Hai sprinkled the seasoning on the barbecue, and the aroma immediately hit his nostrils.
Nezha only took one bite, and his mouth couldn't close in surprise.
"Damn it, why is it so delicious!"
"Ah ah ah, I suddenly feel like I was eating shit before!"
"Great Immortal, this thing called cumin of yours is so magical."
"You have to leave some for me!"
"Take it!"
Lin Hai directly gave him several bags.
Nezha felt as if he had found a treasure, so he quickly collected it and kept thanking Lin Hai.
"Thank you for nothing, good brother, be loyal!"
"Haha, you're right, good brother, be loyal!"
Nezha was overjoyed.
The two people picked up the beer bottles, clinked their glasses, and drank happily.
"Ahem, that third prince, is he still fighting?"
You Tianjiang couldn't help it anymore and asked Nezha cautiously.
Nezha's eyes widened, he shook the beer bottle in his hand and scolded.
"Knitting, can't you see?
Drinking!"
"Uh, then, you drink first."
The general retreated.
But I was very happy in my heart.
It’s better not to fight, it’s better not to fight forever! The opponent’s firepower is too fierce, and fighting will lead to death! The Jade Emperor and others were shocked when they saw this scene through the Eight Treasure Glazed Ball.
"What's going on?"
"What's happening here!"
"Why are you still drinking?"
The God of Thunder became angry all of a sudden. He was so furious that blue arcs of lightning shot out from his head.
The green hat reflected blue and green for a while, which was dazzling.
"Your Majesty, I can't stand it anymore!"
"I want to go over and teach them a lesson!"
"Go for it!"
The Jade Emperor had a dark face and immediately got it right.
The two armies are confronting each other, why are you doing it in public?
It has disgraced all the faces of Heaven.
"yes!"
The God of Thunder agreed, stepped on the thunder, and rushed towards Nantianmen majestically.
Click, click, click! Thunderbolts continued wherever they passed, and they immediately struck a swarm of heavenly soldiers and generals.
King Li Tian was startled, and when he saw it was the God of Thunder, his nose was so angry that he twisted his nose.
"Watch it!"
"There was a traffic accident!"
The God of Thunder said quickly with an apologetic smile.
"Sorry, sorry."
"He is so handsome, so I can't hold him when he comes out."
"Pay attention next time, pay attention next time."
As the God of Thunder spoke, he chopped a bunch of heavenly soldiers into pieces, burning them inside and out.
Even Li Jing couldn't dodge and was hit on the head.
The hair stood up instantly, black smoke was emitting, and the whole face looked like black coal.
"Thor God, it belongs to your uncle!"
The God of Thunder shrank his neck, not daring to speak, and quickly turned into a ray of light and disappeared.
"Bah!"
When they arrived at the battlefield, the God of Thunder shouted loudly, followed by countless thunderbolts falling down.
The majestic momentum and arrogance suppressed people on both sides.
"Damn it, who is this!"
Lin Hai was startled and looked up.
I saw the person coming, five big and three thick, majestic.
His whole body was surrounded by thunder and lightning, giving him a strong sense of oppression.
If it weren't for the green knitted hat on his head, which was a bit dramatic, Lin Hai would have been shocked.
Nezha glanced at it and curled his lips with a look of disdain.
"Thor, every time I grill the meat, he will come."
"Run away after eating and never give money. You are so shameless."
At this time, the God of Thunder had a righteous look on his face, pointed at Lin Hai, and shouted loudly.
"What kind of madman is this? He feels that there is trouble in heaven!"
"You won't be able to pass this test of my God of Thunder!"
Whoosh! After saying that, the God of Thunder turned into a bolt of lightning and sat directly next to Nezha.
Ignoring the surprised looks from Lin Hai and Nezha, he picked up a bottle of beer and opened the lid with his teeth.
The other hand has already picked up a piece of roasted dragon meat.
The skillful movements made Lin Hai feel ashamed and ashamed.
"Third Prince Nezha, don't panic!"
"I, the God of Thunder, am here, please feel at ease!"
"Let's see if I don't drink him down!"
With that said, the God of Thunder raised his beer and said fiercely towards Lin Hai.
"I'll do it first, so I won't say I'm bullying you!"
Dong Dong Dong~ After the God of Thunder finished speaking, he drank the whole bottle of beer in one breath.
Then, while opening another bottle, he took a big mouthful of skewers and chewed them while talking.