Just as Lin Hai's message was sent, his WeChat message suddenly rang. Someone was chatting with him privately. He took a look and saw that it was Taishang Laojun.
Taishang Laojun: Let’s agree first, auction one piece and get 30% of the commission! (There is a cute expression behind it)
puff!
"You are paralyzed, you are the reincarnation of a vampire!" Lin Hai almost exploded with anger when he saw it.
This Taishang Laojun is too shady, he doesn’t do anything, he just pumps water when he comes up, and he has to be so high, it’s so shameless.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Can you please stop doing this? (There is a tearful expression behind it)
Taishang Laojun: If you don’t agree, I will kick you out of the group. (There is a cute expression behind)
"It's your uncle!" Lin Hai yelled at the phone screen, and he threatened himself with this trick. It was really shameless!
Little confused fairy: 30% is too much, 10% is not enough, and the landlord’s family has no food left. (There is a crying expression behind it)
Taishang Laojun: Then 20%, no less. (There is a shy expression behind)
"Twenty percent?" Lin Hai gritted his teeth. You numb old guy, you are waiting for your brother. Sooner or later, your brother will get your capital back with interest!
Little confused fairy: Deal, just 20%!
Taishang Laojun: Haha, happy cooperation! (followed by a handshake expression)
"Happy, you're so numb!" Lin Hai felt a wave of contempt in his heart. He didn't even bother to reply. He quit the chat and entered the Heavenly Trading Group again.
At this time, the Heavenly Trading Group had already gathered together.
Erlangshen: @小狗仙, you should start now. Where are the auction items?
Mo Liqing: @小狗仙, that’s right, that’s right, hurry up, our four brothers have been cleared and can go into battle at any time. (There is a shy expression behind)
Mother Dian: Bah, bah, bah, you four are so disgusting! @小 Muxian, that’s all, it’s all in vain. (There’s a hooked-finger expression behind it)
Lei Gong: @电MU, Ah Dian, it’s not even time for me to go to work, why do you let me go now? (The year after, I was a cuckold, and I took a selfie with a confused look on my face)
Chang'e: @小狗仙, hurry up, hurry up, I want it now~
Zhu Bajie: @嫦娥, sister, what do you want? Brother Zhu can satisfy you. (followed by a drooling expression)
Nezha: @小狗仙,大仙, don’t forget our slogan, good brothers, be loyal!
Red Boy: @小素仙仙, same as above!
…
Lin Hai thought for a while, first took out a bag, took a photo and sent it to the group, ready to test the waters. After all, he didn't know yet whether the things that mortal women liked would be attractive to the fairies in heaven.
Little Muddle-headed Fairy: The first auction item, a lady’s bag, has a starting price of 1,000 merit points!
Lin Hai set the price neither high nor low, to test the reaction of the gods first.
Erlang Shen: What does Kun Bao mean? Is this thing a magic weapon?
Dragon King of the East China Sea: It doesn’t look like it, but it seems to be very exquisitely made.
Nezha: Great Immortal, what is the use of this bag?
Red Boy: Can I eat it?
Seventh Fairy: Wow, I don’t know why, my heartbeat suddenly accelerated when I saw this Kun Bao.
Mother Dian: Me too, it feels so strange. Does this Kun Bao have magic power?
Chang'e: Oh my god, I thought I was the only one like this, but it turns out everyone is the same. I want this Kunbao.
Taibaijinxing: @小狗仙, let’s talk about it first, what is the purpose of this Kun bag?
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Lin Hai looked at the reactions of the immortals, his eyes lit up, and he felt confident.
It seems that regardless of mortals or gods, things like bags are absolutely alluring to women. Look at Chang'e and other female fairies. They don't even know what Kun Bao does, but they have already fallen in love with them subconsciously.
Little Muddle-headed Fairy: This Kun bag is used daily to carry some scattered small items. You can put it on your arm when you go out. It is convenient and adds charm. It is a standard accessory for every successful fairy.
Erlangshen: Damn, it turns out to be a storage bag. It’s boring.
Zhu Bajie: That’s right, who would use this kind of thing?
Nezha: Daxian, even though we are good brothers, I have to say that this thing is useless. Everyone can create their own storage space, which is much more convenient than this.
Dragon King of the East China Sea: Alas, the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment. (Followed by a shaking head expression)
Chang'e: I offer 1,500! (followed by a drooling expression)
Zhu Bajie: @嫦娥, sister, are you okay?
Seven Fairies:2000!
Zhu Bajie: @七仙女, are you crazy? 2,000 merit points can cover my life for the whole night.
Baihua Fairy: 3000!
Electric mother: 4000!
He Xiangu:5000!
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"Uh..." The male fairies in the group looked at the female fairies in the group, and they all went crazy and kept shouting the prices up. They were all stunned.
Damn it, what is the charm of a clumsy storage bag with no other special functions that makes them grab it like this?
Lei Gong: @电MU, Ah Dian, why are you buying this piece of shit? You just pay me one month’s salary? (There is a tearful expression behind it)
Many male gods immediately stared at the group to see how Mother Lightning would reply. The God of Thunder's question was also a question in the minds of all the male gods.
Mother Dian: It looks great. It’s beautiful just thinking about it when you go out with this beautiful bag. (There is a drooling expression behind it)
"Good-looking? Where is it good-looking?" Many male gods became even more confused after seeing Mother Dian's answer.
Chang'e: Dear sisters, please don't argue with others, okay? I'll pay 5,500. (There is a tearful expression behind)
Baihua Fairy: @嫦娥, I’m sorry, I’m bound to get this Kunbao. I’ll pay 6,000!
He Xiangu: Damn it, my mother doesn’t play like this. (There is a crying expression behind)
Dian Mu: Oh my god, this bag is so powerful, it blew up the old mother who had been diving.
Chang'e: Alas, my mother is a rich woman, and I can't compete with others.
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In the end, this Kun bag was bought by Lishan's mother for 100,000 merit points, which made Lin Hai so excited. He really didn't expect that it would be such a good start that it would fetch such a sky-high price.
When I was preparing to send the package to my old mother and friend from Cali Mountain, Taishang Laojun appeared in the group.
Taishang Laojun: Haha, fellow immortals, in order to ensure the safety of the transaction, I will guarantee the entire auction today. Please send all the merit points and items to me, and I will transfer them to both parties!
"Damn!" Lin Hai was scornful. This old guy was too cunning. He was afraid that he would default on his debt, and he said it so high-sounding.
However, in his group, the group leader was the biggest, so Lin Hai had no choice but to recognize him.
Ding dong!
You sent a Kun bag to Taishang Laojun.
After Taishang Laojun received the Kun Bao, he quickly transferred the merit points to Lin Hai.
Ding dong!
Taishang Laojun transfers 80,000 merit points to you, please check it in your wallet.
Taishang Laojun: I will withhold the 20% of the commission. Haha, we will do more auctions like this in the future! Okay, you can continue. (There is a silly smile behind it)
"Fuck your sister more!" Lin Hai's nose was almost crooked with anger. This old guy was so rude and directly earned a net profit of 20,000 merit points.
Lishan Old Mother: @小狗仙, thank you fairy friend for this Kunbao. I think the Queen Mother will like it very much. I no longer have to worry about giving birthday gifts.
Chang'e: @小狗仙, do you still have that kind of bag? People want it too.
Seven Fairies: @小狗仙, yes, yes, let’s take another one!
Baihua Fairy: @小狗仙子, please have the same style!
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Seeing the urging of many female fairies, Lin Hai smiled faintly.
He not only owns this kind of bags, but also has many of them, but Lin Hai is not going to sell them anymore today. After all, things are rare and expensive, and he needs to get an appetite for them for a few days first.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Sorry, fellow fairies, I don’t have the bag for the moment. After all, this kind of thing is very precious and rare. If you want it, please wait for a few days. As soon as new goods are available, I will get them from the group.
Auction here.
Little confused fairy: Next, let’s auction the second item!