"Guoxi, don't brag. You learn more than a hundred words in one night. Your Anle learns to walk at the age of three. He still hasn't explained to his parents at the age of five. What a good boy, at the age of six or seven, even his grandma and grandpa can't tell the difference."
It’s clear, you told us that your Anle family is a good scholar. Isn’t this a joke?” Li Guojun looked down on Li Guoxi very much. He is in his late thirties and goes to the women’s team to be lazy every day. He eats delicious food and likes to brag about it. "No, Guoxi, you are exaggerating. If you say that Anle of your family recognized his name in one night, we will believe it. If you say that he can recognize more than a hundred characters in one night, I will not believe it even to death."
"Li Guohong and others also didn't believe it.
This Li Guoxi is a man who talks about running the train and talking about gas prices and lies like a charm. Besides, this bragging is too much. He really thinks everyone is a fool.
"Brother Guoxi, you want to laugh us to death."
"Ouch, you laughed so hard that my stomach hurt."
Several young people who were more than ten years younger than Li Guoxi were laughing. Who doesn't know about the stupid son of Li Guoxi's family?
When I was more than three years old, I was still walking unsteadily. At the age of five, I still couldn't call my parents. I couldn't tell the difference between my grandma and my grandpa when I was six or seven years old. I was stupidly teased by a group of women and grabbed my little cock, and I still grinned sillyly.
Who in the whole brigade didn't know that this little fool, many people were secretly laughing at Li Guoxi and his wife, who were so lazy and playful that they deserved to give birth to a stupid son.
"Don't believe it, I, Li Guoxi, have always spoken loudly. I never talk big words when I nail a bowl."
Li Guoxi's words made everyone laugh out loud.
Li Guoqing glanced at his fourth brother from a distance, shook his head, and looked away. It was too embarrassing. Forget it, he should hurry up and go to the team.
"I said Guoxi, please stop telling jokes."
Li Guojun waved his hand disdainfully. You are talking nonsense. You are really pretending to be a big-tailed wolf. You really think I don’t know.
"Guojun, don't believe me, why don't we make a bet."
"Just fight, I'm afraid you won't succeed."
Li Guojun curled his lips and said, "What are you betting on?"
"I just passed by your private plot on the way to work and saw that the summer radishes in it are quite big. If my Anle can really read more than a hundred words, you can pull out two radishes and give them to me." Li Guoxi said heartily, just waiting to take the bait. "Okay, what if your Anle dog is incomprehensible?"
Li Guojun is not stupid, he only suffers losses without turning his mouth.
"Yes, Guoxi, what do you say?"
Everyone got excited when they heard about the bet. In these days, there were no entertainment programs. They usually had fun and noisy, not to mention TV sets and even radios. Except for the captain's house, no one else had one.
The commune shows movies several times a year, which is the biggest entertainment program for everyone after busy farming.
"How did I lose?"
"Guoxi, that's wrong. There's no one who wins 100% of the bet. Please tell me what to do if you lose." Li Guohong and others know that this Li Guoxi's slippery ability will kill him if he doesn't tell the truth.
This old boy turned around and refused to admit it.
"Then if I lose, I will help your family carry water for three days."
Li Guoxi gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, fighting for two radishes.
"Okay."
When Li Guojun put it all together, he really won. After all, he had to borrow two more water tanks and let Li Guoxi carry water for a few days.
"Then the national army, you wait."
Talking and trotting towards the paddy field, the captain here, Li Dahu, shouted and ran over. "Guoxi, where are you going, you bastard boy."
"It's time to go to work, why did you run away?"
"Ah."
Li Guojun and others were stunned. Li Guoxi had just said that he spent a long time just for sneaking. This bastard, let alone being really capable, was just teasing everyone with his emotions.
Li Dahu didn't know whether to laugh or cry after hearing this. It's not easy for this country to have a healthy stomach. This is causing trouble again.
I really don’t know how such an honest and capable brother, Ermao, and his shrewd and capable sister-in-law could have given birth to such a thing. There is also the little boy from Guoxi’s family. Li Dahu looks very similar to me when he follows him. I’m afraid he’s also a bit of a jerk.
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Including his wife, this family of three is really one family. I am afraid that they will inevitably cause trouble for themselves in the future. It is a good thing that the family has not been separated yet. If the family is separated, I am afraid that this family will have trouble every year.
There is a great famine.
On the other side, Li Anle waited for a long time for his mother to come over. After asking, she found out that she had just gone to the toilet with a stomachache. Indispensable, Shi Qin listened to her son talking about a few aunts and a group of little kids.
When Mr. Shi Qin was unhappy, he took his son and went to these women and said that his son was a smart boy and he couldn't let these old ladies ruin his reputation. Otherwise, how would he marry his wife in the future?
"Let's go, let's go find them."
"Who are you looking for? Anle quickly follow your father."
Li Guoxi ran over with a happy face and grabbed Li Anle's hand. "Hey, there will be radish to eat later."
"Where did the water radish come from?"
As soon as Shi Qin heard what the leader said, she immediately forgot what Li Anle had just said to her. Li Guoxi said with a proud face the bet he had just made with Li Guojun, and Shi Qin clapped his hands, showing that the leader was still smart. p>
"Wait a minute, I will also find some sisters-in-law, auntie, tell me, I looked at the fifth aunt's cucumbers and they are thicker than my fingers."
Shi Qin rolled his eyes, and Li Anle looked at his parents and could only say in his heart, "As expected of you, you are so awesome, I got down on my knees.
"Go, go, go."
"Guoxi, what are you doing?"
Uncle Li Guofu took a look and saw that he was going to the fields to pull weeds. Why did Guoxi drag this person away? Li Guoxi ran back and said, when the matter was mentioned, Li Guofu frowned. "What are you looking at? Work."<
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"This country is happy..."
"Dad, can't it be faster?"
Who would have thought that when he turned back to the path, Li Guoxi's pace slowed down. Li Anle was a little confused, and he didn't shout to go faster just now.
"An Le, slow down, it's time to take a rest. Let me tell you what dad has learned over the years. Let's go faster in front of this person, and slow down and rest more."
Good guy, this is not laziness, but I like it, Li Anle said heartily, spend more time, spend less time on the ground pulling weeds and basking in the sun. When they arrived at the place where the men were working on the hillside, Li Guoxi pulled Li Anle to speed up and trot.
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When he was in front of everyone, he was quite out of breath. Li Anle really learned that being lazy is also a skill.
"Hey, Guoxi really brought peace and happiness."
Now everyone is a little unsure about the suspicion just now. Li Guoxi is very naughty. He even brought his son here now. I'm afraid he really learned something.
"Young Master, Uncle Guohong, Uncle Guojun..."
After a long round of shouting, Li Anle said, isn't this just experience? There are such a large group of grandparents and uncles, and it will take at least a few minutes to shout all the way. Hehe, it's better to be lower in seniority.
"Guoxi, what are you doing? You are just working. You are running around and making trouble."
Li Dahu snorted. Once the two father and son came over, they must not delay their work. Besides, Li Guoxi ran back and forth for more than ten minutes. "Uncle, it's not that the national army doesn't believe what I said. You know who I am.
I can’t bear this the most.”
Why can't you bear it? Li Dahu rolled his eyes and said how many times have you worked hard, but I can't bear it when I see you. That time you were not smiling, but this time you will make me angry. Li Dahu can't wait to give this bastard a whip.
"Guojun, do what you just said still count?"
"Why don't you count it?"
Li Guojun put down the shovel in his hand, stood up, and spoke forcefully. "Anle, your dad said you learned a lot of words in one night?"
"It's okay."
"How much is it okay?"
Li Anle gestured with two fingers, looking shy. People looked at this guy and thought he had learned two words.
"Hahaha."
"Ouch, two words?"
All the men digging in the ground were so happy that they leaned forward and backward with laughter. Even Li Dahu couldn't laugh or cry. This child really did not disappoint.
"It's more than two hundred, and my mother said the change doesn't count."
Li Anle looked shy and asked Li Dahu in a low but clear voice, "Master, is it too little?"
Pfft, while everyone was laughing, everyone was stunned. Li Guojun was pinched by the neck and opened his mouth. "More than two hundred words?"
"Really?"
"Don't be a liar."
Don't talk about them, Li Dahu also looked at him with a blushing face, and Li Anle was so timid that he couldn't believe it. "Anle, children can't lie."
"I'm not lying, I remember it all."
Li Anle raised his neck, looking anxious and a little angry with suspicion. "Master, if you don't believe it, you can take the test, and I can do it."
"Okay, then you can write a few words for me."
"Write?"
Li Guoxi panicked. He didn't teach this child to write yesterday. "Uncle, this child has just learned, and he hasn't..."
"It's okay, just write your name, that's all."
"Yes."
As he spoke, Li Anle pretended to write his name crookedly, and by the way he wrote Li Dahu's name, and Li Guojun under his name. "Young master, I just learned it yesterday, and I'm not very good at writing."
"Really good at it."
All the men who were digging came up and looked at the names on the ground. They looked really impressive.
"Master, is this written correctly?" Li Guojun asked in a low voice, feeling a little panicked because his water radish was not safe.
"That's right."
"What else have you learned?"
"Two Saints' Poems."
After talking, Li Anle recited two poems. Now Li Dahu had no doubts anymore. Others looked at Li Anle who was reciting the poems. Many people said that it was a dog's life. Li Guoxi had such a crooked neck that the tree still grew stems.<
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"Is there anything else?"
"Yes, I can also recite quotations."
Quotes are all familiar to everyone, and anyone can say a few words. I just listened to Li Anle reciting more than ten sentences in one breath, and it was so bad. "Oh, this kid is amazing."
"Hahaha, let's see whose seed it is."
Li Guoxi was pleasantly surprised. "Hahahaha, I just said this kid will follow me, right?" Everyone rolled their eyes and said, "You can do whatever you want, but this kid is really smart. p>
This little mouth is really capable of saying more than ten quotations in one breath.
"Xiao Le, did you really learn this overnight?"
"Well, I've been studying for almost half an hour. Isn't it too slow?"
Li Anle looked like I'm too stupid. Li Dahu didn't know what to say. Half an hour is just a few hours. Good guy, this is a young student. It's a pity that he can't get into college even if he studies now. Thinking about it this way, I feel some sympathy for this child, and I also sympathize with Li Guoxi. He gave birth to such a good scholar. It's a pity that in the current world, he can't do anything. Such a good scholar is in vain.
"Alas."
Sighing, Li Dahu patted Li Anle on the shoulder. "You're not slow, you're learning well. It's always good to learn from your mother and know more words."
"Yeah."
Li Anle said heartily that he had been working hard for almost an hour, and a quarter of the time had passed. In one moment, Li Anle discovered a new world. "I will study hard when I go back, and I will come back tomorrow to endorse it to you." "Okay, okay."
Li Dahu was happy and just clapped his hands. The people around him didn't think it was a big deal. However, Li Guoxi's eyes flashed with a bright light. Erzha had such a clever head. "National Army, don't forget the carrot."
"I can't live without you."
Li Guojun snorted, thinking that he would be annoyed by his mother-in-law when he returned home.
Li Anle was dilly-dallying, which took a lot of time. When Li Dahu looked at his watch, he realized that it was almost ten o'clock, so he quickly asked everyone to work. "Uncle, I will send Anle back to work right now." "I'll send it off."
When Li Dahu saw Li Guoxi's appearance, he thought to himself that he wanted you to deliver it. He was afraid that he would have to deliver it for lunch before he could come back. Li Anle could only helplessly sigh to his father, "Dad, dig this land first, I'll go back to find my mother first."
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Returning to the paddy field at around ten o'clock, Li Dahu told Li Guofu about the situation just now. Li Guofu also looked surprised and asked Li Anle to recite a few quotations and poems before letting Li Anle go to work in the fields.
