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Chapter 22 Farce

 "Who the hell are you scolding?"

When Mao Shengliang saw that Li Mu was taking advantage of him, he became even more angry: "I am your uncle! I am your biological father!"

Li Mu looked at Mao Shengliang with a smile: "My good son, call me daddy!"

He was indifferent to Mao Shengliang's scolding, with a mean expression of "beat me if you don't accept it": "You know how to bully the old man, if you can, come and lick my feet, I promise I won't stink you to death!"

Mao Shengliang: "...why should I lick your feet?"

Li Mu: "Just because I am your father!"

Mao Shengliang was furious: "Nah..."

His eyes turned red because of Li Mu's anger. He flew towards Li Mu and punched him.

Several onlookers nearby were startled. Someone jumped out hurriedly and grabbed Mao Shengliang: "Brother Mao, Brother Mao, don't get excited!"

The man whispered: "So many people are looking at us! If you really beat him, we will be passive. Professional athletes take the initiative to beat ordinary people, and this will be punished!"

The laws of Xia State stipulate that professional athletes are not allowed to initiate conflicts with ordinary people. If an athlete takes the initiative and injures an ordinary person, the crime will be increased.

On the contrary, when private martial arts practitioners who have not been officially certified have conflicts with others, the government will not specifically conduct quantitative comparisons.

"Damn, let him be so arrogant?"

When Mao Shengliang faced the person who blocked him, his anger dropped a bit, but he still felt unhappy: "There are so many people watching in the live broadcast room. If I don't express anything at all, the audience won't be willing!"

The person who stopped Mao Shengliang was one of the backbones of their anti-counterfeiting team, named Qian Yan. This person belongs to a group of people who are educated and rational but immoral.

Just like the live broadcast activities of Anti-Counterfeiting Master, they have consulted relevant lawyers in advance and made some countermeasures in advance for some situations that the broadcaster may encounter, including emergencies like Li Mu who suddenly intervenes in the live broadcast.

response.

"Calm down, just leave this matter to us!"

Qian Yan patted Mao Shengliang's arm: "Don't talk all the time."

Then he turned to look at Li Mu: "Friend, we are live broadcasting here, please don't disturb the live broadcast."

Li Mu looked disdainful: "Are you still broadcasting the live broadcast? What are you broadcasting? Live broadcast of beating an old man and an old lady?"

At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room was attracted by the sudden appearance of Li Mu. Now hearing Li Mu's words were very sarcastic, many viewers suddenly felt that what Li Mu said was reasonable, and barrages kept popping up on the screen.
"666. What this man said seems to make sense. Hu Zongfei is already over sixty years old, and Brother Mao is only in his thirties. He is really beating up an old man and an old lady!"

"Damn it, don't tell me, I haven't realized it yet. It turns out that Hu Zongfei is already over sixty years old. Why didn't the broadcaster introduce the old man's age?"

"In the final analysis, our requirements for martial arts training are too high, so high that we deliberately ignore the age and physical data of martial arts enthusiasts."

"Damn it, it's not the fault of martial arts movies and TV shows! In movies and TV shows, the deeper the skill, the older you get, the more powerful you are! It made me think that martial arts in reality is like this too!"

"Film and television are films and television, and reality is reality. The two cannot be confused!"

"But they like to exaggerate their own skills. They are all martial arts enthusiasts. I have never seen many professional athletes say that their coaches can break a big tree with one punch!"

"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, let's see how Brother Mao responds this time."

"This kid doesn't seem to be a good person!"

"By the way, don't you think this troublemaker is a bit handsome?"

Li Mu has a handsome appearance, tall figure, and a strong physique gained from years of martial arts practice. When he stands in front of the camera, he is much more handsome than Mao Shengliang, and he has full camera sense.

Just one stop at the scene was enough to attract the attention of most of the audience.

Qian Yan was a little confused about Li Mu's background, but naturally she couldn't give in at the live broadcast. She said fiercely to Li Mu: "What does beating an old man and an old lady mean? We signed the agreement in advance and it was notarized by a notary public. It is legally binding."

!Don’t slander people with empty words, you will be held legally responsible for what you say!”

Li Mu: "Are you still legally responsible? Who are you offending? This private bullshit contract of yours has no legal effect at all, and you are still trying to get me into trouble with the law?"

The so-called competition agreement of the live broadcast team is signed in the name of the individual and has no legal effect at all.

Li Mu can be considered a college student after all. He also likes to challenge his opponents everywhere. He has also signed a so-called competition agreement, so he knows all about it.

Seeing that she couldn't scare Li Mu, Qian Yan suddenly lost her composure: "Who are you? A good live broadcast was ruined by you! The damage you caused to our live broadcast, when our legal department contacted you,

I hope you can still be so glib!"

Li Mu looked upright: "Eh? As an outstanding citizen of Daxia, I stopped a vicious fight. The relevant departments should reward me. As a criminal, you dare to prosecute me? Even if I agree

, the vast majority of netizens don’t agree either!”

He suddenly approached the live broadcast camera next to him: "Hey, do you think what I said is right?"

Qian Yan was furious: "You ruined our live broadcast, but you still dare to take up our live broadcast resources? You... Who are you? Cut the screen quickly and don't film him!"

The audience before the live broadcast were all happy:

"Pfft! This guy is interesting!"

"You actually stole Brother Mao's anchor position in front of him. This operation is really cool!"

"I don't find it annoying, but I find this person very interesting!"

"It is strongly recommended that when Brother Mao challenges Master Chuanwu again in the future, he must bring this person to be his admiration!"

"Hey, if you say flattery, I won't be sleepy anymore!"

"What happened to Penggui? Did Penggui dig up your ancestral grave?"

Seeing Li Mu's popularity soar, there are more and more topics discussing him. In just a short period of time, the number of topics has caught up with Mao Shengliang, and even has the potential to catch up with Mao Shengliang.

Several anchors almost went crazy when they saw the barrages in the live broadcast.

The live broadcast they have worked so hard for so long is not as good as Li Mu's appearance in these few minutes.

"Okay, okay, let's all disperse!"

After Li Mu peeled off his skin in front of the live broadcast camera, he began to drive away the crowd of onlookers: "What's so interesting about an Internet celebrity beating an old man? If you want to watch it, you have to watch an old man beating a little girl!"

The crowd of onlookers burst into laughter, and a young man shouted: "The old man is so soft, and he beats the shit out of him! You have to look at the young one to see..."

Most of the onlookers were retired old men and old ladies, and upon hearing this, they all glared at the young man.

This kid immediately offended all the middle-aged and elderly people. Even Hu Zongfei who was standing next to him snorted coldly: "What's wrong with the old man? The old man can still come forward to fight with the young people. Aren't you young? Come on, come on, I will follow you

Let’s join hands!”

When the audience in the live broadcast room saw this, the barrage immediately flew up, and everyone was overjoyed.

This was originally a passionate live broadcast of a fight, but it turned into a human comedy.

Mao Shengliang's face was extremely ugly. He looked at Li Mu as if he were looking at his father-killer's enemy: "Okay, wait here, kid!"

Seeing his ferocious expression, Li Mu acted frightened in front of the camera, and then with his hair shining brightly on his finger, he shouted loudly: "He is threatening me! Everyone has seen it, he is threatening me! If something happens to me recently,

Yes, he must have found someone to do it!"

Mao Shengliang's face looked as ugly as if he had eaten shit. After his manager's dissuasion, he turned around and left the park, feeling quite dejected.

Several anchors have become interested in Li Mu, but now that they are eating with Mao Shengliang's team, it is not easy to betray the team directly. Otherwise, they would have broadcast Li Mu long ago.

There are a lot of topics in this guy at first glance!

After Mao Shengliang left, Li Mu looked at Hu Zongfei: "Old Hu, from now on you can entertain yourself and play with yourself, and no one will trouble you. If you dare to brag again and talk about Tai Chi master, sooner or later you will be blown away.

One day. I won’t be able to help you anymore!”

Hu Zongfei's old face turned red: "Isn't this just a rush to sell something? I was forced to have no choice but to sign the contract as soon as my head got hot."

Li Mu was too lazy to say anything, turned around and walked out of the park, returning to his community.

My mother has been urging me to go on a blind date recently, and the May Day holiday is coming soon.

Li Mu plans to go home early to avoid the May Day holiday and avoid being stuck in traffic, where even peeing and defecating will become a big problem.

The most important thing is that this time when I return to my hometown, I must read the animal skin book passed down from my family carefully.


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