Li Mu lives in Qinghe County, pours and drinks by himself in the back garden, and there are no guards around him, not even a maid or servant. Naturally, he cannot be the current majesty.
Then Li Mu, who can turn monsters into humans with just one word, can only be a saint. Even if he is not a saint now, he is still the reincarnation of a saint.
Hu Yunniang looked at Li Mu in front of her, her body trembled slightly, she buried her head deeply, and a great joy rose in her heart: "How virtuous and capable I am, to be able to serve the saint everywhere. Such a great blessing, Yunniang will get it no matter what.
Just keep it tight!"
Naturally, Li Mu would not be aware of her mental activities. He was drunk at this moment and took Hu Yunniang to look at her carefully. He chuckled and said, "Little demon, can you dance?"
Hu Yunniang lowered her head and said softly: "Master, I only know a little bit, but I can't dance well. Please don't blame me."
Li Mu waved his hand and said: "As long as you can jump, you can just jump around a few times. With your current appearance and figure, it will be pleasing to the eye."
So Hu Yunniang came to the big hole in the pavilion, stretched out her hand and pushed, and an invisible force came from her hand, slowly flattening the big hole that the thunder had just struck, and pressed firmly.
Then Hu Yunniang came to the flat ground and gently saluted Li Mu: "Please taste it, sir."
Now he waved his long sleeves, twisted his waist, and performed the flying fairy dance for Li Mu.
She was tiptoeing to the ground, her body couldn't help but fly into the air, her long sleeves were swaying, her posture was like an immortal, and she made all kinds of difficult movements in the air, just like the flying immortals on the murals.
Li Mu sat in the pavilion and kept cheering: "Not bad, not bad! Now, if you stay in the air for a while, it will look good!"
Hu Yunniang then obeyed Li Mu's instructions and stayed in the air for a short time, like a flying fairy, floating back and forth in the night sky. With the bright moon hanging in the sky, she seemed to be about to fly to Guanghan Palace at any time.
Bang bang bang!
Li Mu watched with excitement and couldn't help but applaud: "Little demon, this dance is really good, come on, come on, let's drink together!"
He had watched the one-on-one service-type clothing-reducing dance of young ladies in some private rooms before.
However, that kind of dance was too debilitating, and I would jump on the bed while dancing. It was really blasphemous to art and risked social death, so I didn’t dare to play it again after watching it a few times.
That kind of dance is so unhealthy!
There is no comparison with the fox demon in front of me.
Hu Yunniang danced under the moonlight for a while, and poured wine for Li Mu several times. Then she stopped dancing and said to Li Mu: "Master, the night is already deep. Let the slave help you to rest."
Li Mu killed people and hid corpses today, drank and met monsters. In his agitated mood, he inevitably drank a few more drinks and became a little bit embarrassed. He stretched out his hand to stop Hu Yunniang's slender waist and said with a smile: "You want to help me rest? Are you greedy for me?
Body?"
Hu Yunniang's face turned red and she was extremely ashamed: "Master, I know I was wrong!"
As a fox demon, she thought of Li Mu as a living saint, and she had a deep respect for Li Mu. If she could sleep with Li Mu and have a night of happiness, she would be willing to give up a hundred years of Taoism.
She offered to help Li Mu rest, and she really had this illusion. Now that Li Mu told her off in person, she couldn't help but blush: "My little slave is so bold, please punish me!"
Li Mu laughed, hugged Hu Yunniang and staggered forward: "Punishment? Okay, I will punish you to undress and untie my belt, warm the bed and fold the quilt for me."
Hu Yunniang said: "Master, this is your duty, it is not punishment. Master treats me so well, I feel uneasy in my heart."
Li Mu: "Hmm? Is this my duty? Well, I'll record the punishment for now and talk about it later."
He had just been drinking and eating meat. He had drank a whole bottle of wine and his mind was a little confused. With the help of Hu Yunniang, he returned to the bedroom and fell asleep.
After Hu Yunniang served Li Mu to bed, she returned to the pavilion in the back garden, put away the wine glasses, wine bottles, bowls and chopsticks, and cleaned them carefully.
"Although the house where my master lives is ordinary, the wine glasses and wine vessels used are so exquisite and luxurious that ordinary people cannot have them. Even the daily necessities of His Majesty are probably nothing more than this."
After washing the glass bottles and glasses, Hu Yunniang boiled a pot of water again, mixed it with cold water, took a copper basin to the bedroom, and took out a towel to wipe Li Mu's face and feet.
When she was taking care of Li Mu, she glanced at everything in the bedroom. The more she looked at it, the more surprised she became. She felt that everything in the room was so exquisite, unique and unique.
The water glass that the master uses to drink water is actually a crystal cup with a handle that is worth a hundred gold. The towel is also a fluffy fabric that has never been seen before. It is much softer and more comfortable to use than ordinary towels. Even the clothes Li Mu wears underneath
The fabrics are all very luxurious, and the stitches at the seams are even and dense, completely unlike any human means.
Looking at the long sword worn at Li Mu's waist, the pattern on the scabbard is simple and beautiful, and the various details on the hilt are clearly made by famous craftsmen.
After wiping Li Mu's whole body, she sat at the small table on the side of the bed, rested her head on her hands, and looked at Li Mu who was sleeping soundly on the bed, with a look of happiness and longing on her face: "The master's background must be great, and now he has
With the qualifications of a saint, he will definitely become an earth-shattering figure in the future. If I can be his little maid, maybe one day I will be able to make a mark in the history..."
When he was thinking wildly, he saw Li Mu sleeping soundly on the bed. The sound of breathing suddenly disappeared, replaced by a strange silence.
After a moment, the room suddenly lit up. Wisps of light passed through the roof and eaves, passed through the walls and windows, and converged into the room from all directions. They turned into a ball of light mist, surrounded Li Mu, and gradually condensed into a ball.
The light cocoon expanded and contracted with Li Mu's breathing, like a living thing.
"Moonlight Essence?"
Hu Yunniang opened her eyes wide in surprise, feeling the rich moonlight atmosphere in the room, her heart pounding: "Such a rich essence of heaven and earth, even in the legendary Qingqiu Mountain, the ancestral land of the Fox Clan, is probably nothing more than this.
! But these are just the visions that my master shows after he sleeps... What kind of magical powers does he practice? He can even operate on his own while sleeping!"
After she saw Li Mu, she was shocked three times a day.
At this time, I was breathing in the rich essence of heaven and earth in the room, and I felt so comfortable that my whole body felt unspeakably comfortable. I couldn't help but open my mouth, take a long breath, and swallow the essence into my belly, transforming it into strands of mana.
Whether it is a yellow-skinned man, a fox, or many birds and beasts that have become monsters, they all have to practice looking at the moon, swallowing and breathing in front of the bright moon, and condensing the moonlight to nourish their soul and body.
For ordinary monsters, if they can condense a trace of moon essence in their body after a hard night's work, it can be considered a great gain.
But today in Li Mu's bedroom, the moonlight was like water, like a tide, washing back and forth in the city, making Hu Yunniang's body swaying as if she was in a dream.
Hu Yunniang has practiced for more than five hundred years, condensing the moonlight and washing her body, but she has only touched the last step of transforming into a human being.
But this last step, becoming a human being, is the most difficult to take.
That's why Hu Yunniang gambled her five hundred years of cultivation and used a trick to ask for a mouth seal. Once she got the mouth seal, it would be easier to talk.
If you are unfortunate enough to encounter a person who specializes in playing tricks on monsters, hundreds of years of Taoism will be ruined, and you may even die.
She once had a senior Huangpizi who had been practicing for more than 800 years and was stuck at the stage of becoming a human being. He was stuck for hundreds of years.
Huangpizi had no other choice, so at dusk one day, he wore a melon peel on his head and a diaper, pretended to be a child, and asked a young man: "Do you think I look like a human being?"
The young man had just experienced a tragic incident and was depressed. When Huang Pizi spoke, he was not afraid. Instead, he scolded Huang Pizi: "You are like a hair!"
Huang Pizi collapsed on the spot, running and crying: "This is good, this is good, after eight hundred years of practice, I can become a hair!"
Later, his mind lost control and his body died.
When Hu Yunniang took the risk to ask Li Mu for silence, she was already prepared for life and death. Even if Li Mu said that she looked like a piece of shit, she would have no choice but to admit it.
But he didn't expect that in this risky venture, he would encounter a sage, speak out the constitution of heaven, and let Hu Yunniang be struck by thunder from heaven, shed her animal body, and become a human being in an instant.
Therefore, when Li Mu asked Hu Yunniang to become his maid, Hu Yunniang did not resist at all, but was honored to do so.
In the bedroom.
Facing the rich and substantial moonlight, Hu Yunniang quickly calmed down after the initial shock.
Then I felt that as a little demon, I really didn’t have enough knowledge.
Since my master is a reincarnated saint, and there are many visions around saints, this is something that has been recorded in history books. I didn't even think of this, so it is really rare and strange.
If I tell you about it in the future, I'm afraid I will be ridiculed by my colleagues.
When she thought like this, she no longer panicked. In the moonlight like a tide in the room, Hu Yunniang closed her eyes, calmed down, and began to practice.
It was dawn the next day.
Li Mu slowly sat up from the bed and stretched out: "Comfortable! I slept so comfortably this night, I didn't even have a dream!"
He suddenly felt something was wrong. He bent over and lowered his head to look at the ground beside the bed. He saw a woman in white lying on the ground under the shallow corridor in front of the bed. The woman curled up and slept on her side of the bed. Her black hair was like a waterfall, pouring all over the floor.
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"Fuck!"
Li Mu was immediately startled and jumped up from the bed: "Hey, girl, why are you here?"
The woman in white clothes was awakened by Li Mu. She quickly stood up and looked up at Li Mu, showing a pretty face that was both angry and happy: "Master, are you awake?"